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Is there a specific type of ponographic image that you often look for? What is it? I wouldn't say "often," but I've tried at least twice to find "self-licking" shots, with very limited success.

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Would anyone send me a naked picture of themselves? Sure, would you like videos too?

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anybody want some naked pics of me? I'll look you over ;-) herecomesbrian@yahoo.com

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Ladies have you ever ridden a sybian vabrator device? Was it as great as claimed? My wife and I are in the market for one maybe. I made my own - for about $100 - and made an attachment for me, too. (I'd include photos, but since AB made all of the changes that they did, I no longer know how (is it still possible to add pictures?)

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Ladies have you ever ridden a sybian vabrator device? Was it as great as claimed? My wife and I are in the market for one maybe.

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What is it like to have sex with one of those inflaitable sex dolls? For one thing, you must put your legs on the outside of hers, otherwise she keeps sliding forward.

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On a Blow-Up sex doll, where is the blow-up spout located? On the back.

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MEN|WOMEN OVER 18 WOULD U RATHER SEE ME.... How about masturbate on webcam? :-P.

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is it weird to be turned on by women watching me masturbate on webcam? I don't think so. I've done it around 10 times.

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is it weird to be turned on by women watching me masturbate on webcam? Share your answer...

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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl XLIV (2010)? Go Chargers!

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Do your taste buds like Brocolli? No, they are mortal enemies with brocolli.

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What was the first episode of The Simpsons you remember seeing? For me it was the one in which Sideshow Bob frames Krusty I remember the Simpsons before it was its own show. It was just a very short segment on the Tracy Ullman Show. If you happen to see one of these - they look like a cheap Russian imitation of the Simpsons. The animation is really crude and blocky. Also before the Simpsons, there was the cartoon strip "Life in Hell" by Matt Groening. The characters look very Simpson-ee. If...

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Bob Saget Home videos.

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My dog is a UKC Grand Champion, a Rally Novice, a Good Canine Citizen and a certified therapy dog. What's your dog do? Pee.

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BTW~You look FANTASTIC when you _________!!! What word(s) can you use to finish the statement? ...Do cartwheels, while wearing a skirt with no panties :-D.

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Cheez its or cheez nipz?? do you think there's a diff? They're definitely different - I've done a side-by-side taste test.

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Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth? No, it won't fit into my mouth :-D. But I have brushed my teeth at the kitchen sink.

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Just because you _____, doesn't make you a _____! Fart....musician.

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What is ten feet below you right now? A couch, in my Entry/dining area.

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What do you think of the use of medical marijuana? Should it just be legalized altogether? I'm surprised it hasn't been legalized, considering the way they're scrambling for sources of revenue.

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How hungry are you? I just had some hot chocolate to tide me over to dinner. So, not very.

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Have you ever made a bead necklace? Does a "pearl necklace" count? :-D

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What is something that a Kindergarten student does in School, that a High School student would not do? Sleep (some, anyway).

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How many engaged couples do you know? Including me, two.

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How long did your engagement last? How old were you when you first got engaged? Over 11 months so far, six more to go.

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Are you engaged to me married? When? Yes - as you already know - May 30th :-).

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Prove line QP is greater than line OP They look equal to me.

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Do cool guys ever look at explosions? I look - maybe that means I'm not cool :-).

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What is one vegetable that you would leave out when making a pot of vegetable beef stew? For me, its no peas! Peas, peas, peas, p's :-).

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Is it normal for you to have a beer or alcoholic drink each day? I probably average about three drinks a week.

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MEN:Are you wearing Jeans right now? Yes. Why, should I take them off?

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Why do men hate when women tell them they're "cute"? Its still a positive complement. I don't mind it, but I know that many women don't like being called cute.

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Have you ever or would you ever want to go hang gliding Yes, a few times, but it's been a long time.

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Is your Gallbladder and Appendix still inside ya? Yes, I still have all of my organs in me - and my favorite one on the outside :-D.

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What's one thing, that YOU 1st thing of, that just Sucks? My fiancee - but that's a good thing :-D.

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What year did you start your first job? And what was your minimum age? Mine was Kentucky Fried Chicken at $3.35 an hour AND it was in 1983! My first full-time job was in 1982 at $5.00/hour.

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If you could Destroy "Sillyville"!!!???? How would you do it? With Silly String, of course.

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Can you name a cartoon that was popular in the 80's or 90's? Pinky and the Brain.

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When was the last time you had a Good Time? About three hours ago :-).

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Who sang the song with the line..... take five boss walk jam nitty gritty your listning to the boy from the big bad city. this is jam hot. this is jam hot. It's "Dub Be Good to Me," by Beats International.

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Is heavy "petting" considered cheating, when its not with your S/O? It is unless you have your S/O's permission.

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What cars (design, model, body style, manufacturer, etc.) do you consider ugly? Aztek and Avalanche.

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Have you ever stepped on a rusty nail & had it puncture your foot? Yes, as a child. I had to get a tetanus shot.

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Would you let your S/O jack you off with their feet? Yes. Sometimes when giving her oral, I'm in a position where she can reach me only with her feet - and does so :-).

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Do you wear panties with pantyhose? Can't say I do :-).

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What's one store, that YOU will Never shop at? Gay Mart.

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The answer is Barack Obama. What was the question? Who was the first mulatto president of the U.S.A.?

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Can a monkey be trained to do your job? Didn't I ask this question a few months ago?

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Remember board games...what's the last board game you played? Scrabble.

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Will more beer, wine, pop or water be consumed at your home or at the home you will be attenting for Thanksgiving dinner? Champagne - technically, sparkling wine.

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What is the perfect apple? The apple of my eye.

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What's something that comes in a jar? A sperm donor.

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If a bird were to land on your windowsill, what would you like it to be? A penguin :-D.

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Black Friday is almost hear, will you be making money or spending money? I've vowed not to go shopping at all on Black Friday.

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What is hiding in that tree? A webcam aimed through your bedroom window :-).

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What's the 1st monster that comes to mind? Rodan.

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What's a cigarette brand that you remember a relative smoking? My late uncle smoked Camels - that's what killed him.

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Can you name one famous person who is deceased? Princess Di.

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Who is one person you would never, ever, ever want to see naked? President O.

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Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies? Padme.

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Can you name a food you should avoid if you were on a diet? Pudding.

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NO FARTING! When or Where? During oral sex :-).

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Is your grass greener then your neighbors? No, I don't have any.

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When or Where is it not a good time to be barefooted? (without shoes or socks) A beach restroom. The floors are always wet and sandy, and I have a strong suspicion that the wetness isn't all caused by ocean water. Due to the fact that there's a urine smell, it's hard not to believe that there's pee mixed in with it.

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Can you name any Equine Breeds? Pinto.

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Before buying a cat did you read up on how care to care for them? No, I grew up with cats. There's not a whole lot to know.

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True or False, you sometimes wish you were taller? False. I'm at the magic 6' mark - sometimes that can be taller than I want to be.

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. Brian - employs bipedal locomotion daily

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What is a type of wild animal native to where you live? Poontang.

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SERIOUSLY, I just heard this. Do you agree or disagree? A woman on a diet is always in a bad mood!? Not at all. My fiancee has been on a raw-food diet for a long time and never seems to be in a bad mood.

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If there were a massive march on Washington, what do you think it should be about? Corruption and Socialism.

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Did you letter in High School? I did Yes, three years Varsity Track & Field - pole vaulting.

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Can you name either a college or professional football team? Packers, Panthers, Patriots.

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No matter how popular it seemed/seems to be, what's one thing you just don't like? Flip flops - especially on women.

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How often do you hold hands with your S/O? While watching TV, sleeping, and more :-).

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In the old nursery rhyme, the dish ran away with the spoon. Where did they go anyways? Pittsburgh.

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What's the most impressive view you've seen in person? My neighborhood on fire...

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Would you choose the french fries or the tater tots? Po-tater tots.

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What is your favorite dessert or meal made using apples? Pie.

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Would you choose the mashed potatoes or the baked potato? Prefer potatoes prepared mashed.

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Who's awesome? Penelope Pitstop, Peter Piper, Popeye.

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Would you choose the chocolate chip cookie, the peanut butter cookie or the oatmeal raisin cookie? Pea...chocolate chip.

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What's not good, -icy-? Hamburgers.

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How can I put on weight without eating too much fatty foods? Get pregnant :-).

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Can you name any beer? Pabst.

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What is something that would be considered a bad habit? Projectile-puking.

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What are some things that would be totally useless when trying to trap a bear? Pink & purple ping pong paddle.

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If I were to throw something at you, what would you perfer that something to be? Paper money, please :-).

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What shouldn't you do while in a graveyard? Build a miniature golf course.

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Which singer did you hear and thought were the opposite sex to their real sex? (I thought Tracy Chapman was male) I was going to say Tracy Chapman, before I finished reading your question. The funny thing about Tracy Chapman is that I couldn't decide her gender by her voice, name, or picture!

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Do you perfer to make your own homemade chicken noodle soup or do you just eat it from a can? Prepared from a can.

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When was the last time you watched "The Price is Right"? I think I saw part of a show within the last year. I went and saw it live, in Burbank(I believe) about 15 or 20 years ago.

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Is your kitchen floor so clean you could eat off of it? Pretty much - I just installed the flooring in there.

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Can you tell me one thing you currently do NOT have in your freezer? Planets.

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Would rather have a Golden Delicious or a Red Delicious? Purple Delicious.

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When are the stars the brightest where you live, winter nights, spring nights, summer nights, or fall nights? Winter, for two reasons - clearer air and because that's when Sirius is visible (the brightest star - after the Sun).

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I originate from the center. I move outwards,What am I?One word only Gravity?

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I see London, I see France, I see your _____ underpants! (what word goes in the blank?) Pee-stained :-).

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Who was the last person you knew that died? (in advance, I am sorry for your loss" An Aunt, back in September.

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What's the 1st one you think of when you hear someone say "I need a drink"? Norm, from "Cheers."

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Will Australia become a republic while Queen Elizabeth II is on the throne? I think it won't be until AFTER she comes out of the restroom :-D.

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When did you see Yellowstone National Park? I haven't, but am considering it for my Honeymoon - what do you think? Do you live fairly close?

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Have you ever eaten "Whoppers"? Not since Monday :-D. I like to bite them in half, then put the flat surface on my tongue and let it dissolve...mmm.

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What outfit makes you feel the most attractive to the opposite sex? My birthday suit :-D.

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Would you get back with an ex who broke up with you on your bday and asked someone out right after that? keep in mind you still love him and havent gotten over him... No, that's a doomed relationship. Move on.

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I have 666 points today... does that just prove a point? lol Yes, it proves that you're spending too much time on AB :-).

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Is there anything in your life that seems too good to be true? Yes. My relationship with my fiancee. I've had thoughts of something going wrong - like one of us getting badly hurt or killed.

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Grrr They are discussing Christmas on tv, saying most "youngsters" think it should be renamed as its more like a winter festival. What is your opinion on this? Whatever they call it, I wish they'd wait until after Thanksgiving to do so.

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The last time you put fuel in your car, how much was it & where? $2.79/gallon. San Diego area.

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Have you ever painted a white picket fence? Yes, my late grandma's fence.

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What living creature (as in not extinct) have you never seen in real life before? Panda.

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Have you ever before, at some time in your life, made a sandcastle at the beach? Plenty of times.

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The last time you traveled anywhere by car, were you the driver or the passenger? Passenger.

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Since surely we all have shopped around, who really has the cheapest car insurance? Commerce West. For me, it's $132 for six months.

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What was the brand of your 1st ever computer? e-Machines.

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On average, how much cash do you generally keep on you? Usually over $200. Part of my business is done for cash, so it tends to accumulate. When my wallet gets hard to fold in half, I know it's time to deposit some cash and checks (which I also keep in my wallet). Recently, I've gotten up to about $1,500 in cash and checks (about 50-50) before going to the bank.

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Have you ever been told that you have a nice Ass? Yes, in fact I was told Monday, that I have a "gorgeous" ass :-D.

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In your bathroom, does the toilet paper actually get put on the holder or does it just sit on the sink or back of toilet? Perched on back of toilet (for now).

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What was the last thing you ate out of a bowl? Pistachios.

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The last animal you touched or petted, was what? Pussycat.

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Was the last person you spoke to on the phone, somebody you knew personally? Positively and passionately personally.

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Think back to the last time you had chocolate, what form was it in? Like a candybar, a cake, etc.. Puny candy bar.

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A man with a dinky house, a woman with a tiny house, and a couple in a puny house, who's house is the smallest? Yes, and "Who" pays the least in property tax :-).

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I feel sad. No money. No love. Losing my job. Can you think of something to cheer me up? It's only getting better from now on :-).

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When I have a MIGRAINE I say I am having "Brain Pain". Do you have a nick name for an illness? Diarrhea = Hershey-squirts :-D.

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Did you draw the short straw with your current partner? Do you make all the sacrifices? No, we're perfect for each other - getting married in seven months.

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What is your 'last known' AB rank? 456.

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Besides 'not being home', what's one way to deter 'Jehovahs' Witnesses'? Keep a copy of the Satanic Bible near the door, to produce when needed :-D.

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What are some things you should not do or try to attempt while walking backwards? Practice proctology.

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I have a one dollar bill. Is there anything that you have within arms length of yourself right now that you would sell me for this one dollar bill? Pencil, pen, paper.

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What do you think of when I say the word: EVIL? Evel Knievel

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Is there a pair of sunglasses in your car right now? 1 pair in each of my vehicles.

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You were ordered to house swap with your mother/father-in-law!!! Is the house swap better for you or the in-laws? Better for my (future) Father-in-law, but he might not like having to deal with a staircase.

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One of these days I'm going to..................you? For some reason, "eat" came to mind :-P.

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Do you have a "Pretty" face? No, but I was told I have a "pretty-white" ass :-D.

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Would you ever let anyone tie you up with floss? Not if it's been used and has gunk all over it :-D.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies: Which do like best? The Running Man, Kindergarden Cop, Total Recall, Commando, or one of the Terminators? I might change my answer if I were to watch them all again, but offhand I'd say Total Recall. I'd put True Lies above the ones you've mentioned, however.

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I have a co-worker who wears his pants past his belly button. What action should I take? Can he be given Due Process? Are they touching his armpits yet?

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What would your last words like to be before you die? "I told you I was sick!"

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Jewelry on men: yes or no? Nothing more than a ring.

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It's 3:28p.m. right now on Friday! Most people are. . . .'ahem. . . . .W-O-R-K-I-N-G!!!!! I KNOW why I'M not!!!!!! What's YOUR excuse for being on here right now. . . . .DAMNIT? I had a short day, and am home now.

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If you had the power to be invisible, where would be the first you'd go? The bank :-D.

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When I was in my teens in the UK, we all always used the word 'fanny' rather than 'pussy'. Now I say 'pussy' and I haven't heard anyone say 'fanny' in the anatomical sense in years. Do you think it is falling out of use? I've always understood "fanny" to mean the butt.

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Do you read when you go to the bathroom? No, I have no desire to read under those circumstances.

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Whats your beef? Pot roast!

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Why are the planets all round? Any body that has sufficient mass will pull itself into a more-or-less spherical shape.

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Do you think that religion should be allowed to affect a country's laws? No. Religion and politics are a dangerous combination.

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Do you suffer from anatidaephobia? Prefer penguins.

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What is the absolute first thing that comes to mind when I say: GOD? Damn.

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Well he said that only people making 250,000.00 will get a tax increase, guess what he lied, lied, lied..People under 100,000.00 will have extra taxes...What are your thoughts? He's lied from the beginning - calling himself black (he's mulatto: 50% black and 50%white - and raised in a white environment).

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The Democrates are fighting with each other over this health care deal..I knew it was going to happen? Do you think it will pass? I sure hope not. Being forced to buy health insurance (or pay a fine) is un-American.

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What has President Obama done to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize? Do you think they gave him this award for the reason that his polls are dropping? Food for thought, what do you think? The only reason I've heard that (sort of) makes sense, is that he got it because he isn't George Bush. Of course this destroys the credibility of the committee who decides who wins the prize.

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Where is the common sense with religious beliefs? Religion requires "faith." But faith and common sense are mutually exclusive.

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Would you rather go to Hong Kong, China or Bankok, Thailand? Man who walk through turnstile sideways, often bang cock. :-D

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Outside what location might you find a flag flying? A military base.

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The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for? Protein.

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What was the last soda pop or beer can you drank? -- Pepper.

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What was the last soup you had? Potato.

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Would you mind if i sent you nude pics of myself? Older guys (over 50) and younger (under 24), and ladies especially welcome! x Be my guest :-). herecomesbrian@yahoo.com

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Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone on Craigslist,or similar?Was it creepy or did you have a good time? Yes, via Craigslist. One was strictly a one-time thing. It was so-so, but not creepy. Another one was potentially going to be an ongoing thing, but we never got together again after the first time, even though we continued to keep in contact for a while (and set up a second meeting, that didn't materialize). There were a couple of other occasions too - both of which resulted in a...

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What is the most orgasms you have had in one day? At least five. I've made my fiancee have probably ten times that many, however.

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Is there any thing a girl can do to get off her peroid faster? Girls who work-out extremely hard, stop having their periods.

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Have you ever had a NSA hook up? Yes - a few times.

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Have you ever had a flag pole in your yard? No, but I've had a "tent pole" in my bed ;-).

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Have you ever dressed in total Western Clothes? (hat, boots, jeans, belt, cowboy shirt, maybe even spurs!! LOL) Not since about age seven. I had a cap gun and holster too :-).

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Are you or do you have a family member or friend that is a fire fighter? My dad is a retired fireman.

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I found a peanut. Is it yours? Peanut, or penis?

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Icysilver and me are having a pillowfight. Anybody care to join us? Puffy pillows? Positively!

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True or False-You love the fill in the blank questions? I ____ fill in the blank questions. Prefer.

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I've made a homemade pumpkin pie (using a real pie pumpkin not that stuff in a can) would you care for a slice? (picture in answers) Pass pumpkin pie piece, please.

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Americans and others, are you satisfied with your freedoms in your country? Not any more. Our freedoms appear to be disappearing at an accelerating rate.

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What's your favorite hair color/style for the opposite sex? Long, dark hair, usually.

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What's a word you often come across either hand written, print, or web, that someone else has misspelled? I've seen "ect." instead of "etc." quite a lot.

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Icy is pregnant with Santa's baby, what should she name the baby? Because you're dressed as a she-devil, and because it's an anagram for "Santa," it has to be "Satan."

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Do you have any gray hair? If so, how old are you? True...like 25 years ago :-(.

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Thinking of the last meal you prepared at your home..............How long did it take to prepare it? It was a frozen dinner - about 5 minutes of microwave time.

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What is your favorite thing you own? Probably this...

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Is this guy a sexy beast, cute, hot, not,....or what....i need honest answers here....lmfao http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=24g7twy&s=4 I'd have to give him a "not," but then I'm a guy.

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Do you use your cell phone as an alarm clock? My fiancee does, when spending the night at my place.

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When you think of Iowa,you think of what? Plentiful, producing planes.

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Will the recession keep you from celebrating Halloween this year? No, I'm doing OK.

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I am going to be taking some time off from the AB, for personal reasons:) Who the heck cares? I, the heck, do :-).

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Would you ever go as Adam and Eve(Nude) to a Halloween Party? The only thing you would have to buy is a crown of leaves on your head.(Halloween Sillyville Style) 10-09. Not unless it's warm - "shrinkage!" Also, it would have to be at your party :-).

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Wanna race? Please :-).

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Do you know there is a 6 year old Boy flying around Colorado by himself, in a Hot air balloon? He's been found, safe, hiding at home. http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/15/6-year-old-alone-in-hot-air-balloon-over-colorado/?hp&emc=na

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Who usually deals better with being single, men or women? I don't have an answer, but noticed that someone down-rated you. +5

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How many "rechargeable batteries" to you own? A lot - there are five right in front of me.

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What's the furthest you've traveled without any kind of rest stop? Aside from re-fueling, about 800 miles.

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Have you ever been to a professional Football Game? IF yes, which team? Yes, Chargers.

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How does it feel to walk on sand? Dry sand is kind of difficult, and can burn your feet when it's hot. Wet sand can be pretty solid.

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What percentage of ABers do you think you could this song be about? I'd say probably 75%. I think I'm cooler in person :-).

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Do you have any cloths pins? I seem to have a few here...

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What is another use for a clothes pin? Funny you should ask...

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If I were to slap somebody upside the head with a fish, what kind of fish would you recommend using? Perch.

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The man with the broad shoulders name is ______. The tall guy's name is ______. And the guy with the permanent grin on his face is _______. What names? I don't know the first two, but the last one is The Joker.

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____ and _____ sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g..who is it? Paul, Peggy.

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You KNOW you've had too much to drink when __________? ...The ceiling won't stop spinning.

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What's the last sports event you watched & who won? The Chargers vs. Steelers (they won).

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What's one thing YOU really enjoy a whiff of? My fiancee's p**** :-P.

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George _______. Who? George Bernard Shaw.

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Have you ever been inside of a tank or submarine? A Russian sub - but it's just a floating museum.

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North _____. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? ...To Alaska.

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When you think of Colorado, you think of what? Precipitous peaks.

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Have you ever played an Atari? Yes. Also, I recently bought a set of "The 80 Classic Games" by Atari :-).

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Chicken Dumpling Soup or French Dip Sandwich? French Dip Sandwich.

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I've refered to "kissing" as "swapping spit". How do you refer to the word kissing? The anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction :-).

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Can you name a type of tree..any tree? Peach.

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Is it nice and quiet in the background wherever you are or is it mad chaos? Peaceful...

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Is your pet lucky? I think so. She had been abandoned - now lives a good life. I've had pretty good luck since I've taken her in.

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If I told you I was falling for you, how would you let me down gently? I'm engaged.

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Where is my Ipod? On the driveway, but it's thinner than it used to be - sorry, I ran it over :-).

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When I say rain whats the first thing that pops into your mind? The Beatles song: Rain... Lyrics to Rain : If the rain comes they run and hide their heads They might as well be dead If the rain comes, if the rain comes When the sun shines they slip into the shade (When the sun shines down) And drink their lemonade (When the sun shines down) When the sun shines, when the sun shines Rain, I don't mind Shine, the weather's fine ...

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What song, by who, did you last hear? That question can be taken two different ways, so I'll answer this one: the last song I heard by (The) Who was "Who Are You?" at the opening of CSI last night :-).

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When was the last time you thought to yourself or said out loud........................WTF? When I heard that Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize...WTF?

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What's one thing YOU can't believe even comes with instructions? I like the one that comes with Superman pajamas, warning that by wearing them does not enable one to fly :-D.

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Do men even care if women wear weaves/extentions/wigs? I care - I don't like anything fake on a woman.

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What always makes you happy when you think about it? My fiancee - if she counts as an "it."

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After your shower do you dry yourself off before or after you step out of the tub? When do you step out do you step out do you step on a bath mat, bath rug or the floor? In the tub.

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Have you ever had a brand new house, build just for you? (I have had to rent or purchase someone elses house) Yes, I built it for myself :-).

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When was the last time you lied to your boss? I'm my own boss - I try not to lie to myself :-).

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Besides your bed, Where was the last bed you slept in? (Motel, parents house, friends house etc) My fiancees bed - I'm sleeping there tonight too.

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Do you know somebody that is 'presumptuous'? How DARE you ask such a question! :-D

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How much is 29 kilos in pounds? 2.2 pounds per Kilo.

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Where do you get off?,... I mean..., acting like that? Usually in my, or my fiancees bed :-D.

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What is the closest life form to you right now? My cat.

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If I threw a brick through your window, what would you do? Bleed.

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Can I rock your socks? No, but you can sock my rocks :-D.

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The animal that's closest to you right now is a what? Pussycat.

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Are you planning on resuming your exercise program? Resuming? What do you mean - resuming? I've been at it for 33 years :-).

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How many times have you had sex in your life? D'oh!

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WHAT ARE THE ODDS? I went for a doc appointment out of town and got snowed in! Just got home 1 hr ago!!! I'VE MISSED YOU ALL!!! I have a lot of catching up to do!!!! LET's get busy!! Woooooo Hooooooo! The odds are variable - depending on the climate you live in :-). +5

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What's the 1st thing that comes to mind when you hear '38DD'? Tits-a-poppin!

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Does your butt look good in those jeans? Probably ;-)...

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Is your AB avatar you, or just a picture you like? Yes, it's me.

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If your butt could speak, what would it say? Of course my "but-tocks" - and it says many things.

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You can have anything that fits into a 12" by 12" box? What is it? Bill Gates' fortune signed over to me.

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If you and I were to go to a Halloween party together, what should we go disguised as? Pimp and prostitute.

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How do you have anal sex? First you lube the opening, then the p....

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Shoul I have Sex with Victor? Victor says "yes."

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What would you do if I tossed you a Bone? I'd toss you a boner :-D.

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What's something YOU should never eat too close to bed time? For me - anything with caffeine in it.

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It's raining outside and it's chilly here. Would you care to trade weather with me? Positively not.

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What's the first thing you think or feel when I say the word: life? ...Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

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Is it me or does it feel like nobody is on AB today? It's you :-).

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Fill-in: I really have to get home to_______. Do a massive bowel movement!

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Can you eat while watching porn? I have a general rule to not do so, but am curious if others have this same quirk. It doesn't really affect me.

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I invited some of you to a Tupperware party in the link below and this is to those who are coming. Would you be interested in purchasing more products if the hot Tupperware consultant was nude in my room saying "The real party is in here!"?=DDD Now that's what was missing in your original question - that could make me come :-D.

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When was the last time you took a picture with a camara? About three weeks - here's one of them, showing the USS Midway.

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Does the color of your shirt and socks match? No, I'm not wearing a shirt right now. Earlier, I had a grey shirt on and white socks.

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MEN:What color tie are you wearing today? Tie?..What's a tie?...I never wear ties.

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If I said Id cook for you tonight and you could have aything you wanted, what would I make you? Pot roast with potatoes.

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Is tonight going to be a good night for you? I expect so: It's my fiancee's birthday, and I believe we'll both be spending a lot of time in our birthday suits :-).

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Who is your favorite sports team in California? Go Chargers!

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If I had a Tupperware party and invited you, would you come? It takes more to make me come, than a Tupperware party :-D.

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Don't you just love garden fresh tomatoes? Prefer potatoes.

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How long can you go without sex whats the longest time you went without sex?my longest was 8months Not very long. The longest was about 23 years!

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Do you know how to climb a coconut tree? I've seen it done, and think I could do it.

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Chocolate chips or peanut butter cookies? Chocolate chip.

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Where do you habitually put your keys when you walk in you house? In my front, left pocket.

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If you are trying to get pregnant, should you try right before or right after your period? I believe ones juices tend to be kind of sticky while ovulating (since you seem to have irregular cycles).

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If you and you’re s/o were a celebrity couple what would your celebrity couple nick name be? "The Killer Bee's," perhaps, because our names both start with the letter "B."

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Why is it so really hard to find a non smoker why can't I find someone who is healthy and doesn't smell nasty like smoke or pot why is it so hard to find someone who is healthy? If you live in or near a large city, you might try to find an "athletic singles club."

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What is the cut off age for trick or treating? I'd say about 50 - but then, who knows how old a properly disguised trick-or-treater really is?

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An special Occasions happening this month, that you know of? My fiancee's B-Day is tomorrow.

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Before fingernail clippers and fingernail files, how did people trim their nails? Rough sex!

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When will movies be awesome and original again? I'm sick of paying to see movies that suck. Is this how Hollywood is gonna be from now on? "Lets be lazy and shoot re-makes of older movies and sequels and get paid"... Unfortunately there aren't many remaining ideas for a movie that is both original AND good.

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I have a man question It's always serious whenever I say "blah blah blah" to a girl. Tell him "blah blah blah" back!

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What would be your surefire cure to make bigotry obsolete? Genocide - kidding, of course.

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You turn around and see 2 girls walking your way, they are identical in every way and very hot, except one is a brunette in tight jeans and heels, and the other is blonde in a mini skirt and heels; which one would you focus on 1st? I usually prefer brunettes over blondes - but then I also usually prefer skirts over jeans...So I'll take the brunette in a skirt :-).

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Do you believe that a 20 second hug can improve your love life? (Dr. Oz Show) I prefer a 20 MINUTE hug - in the nude :-).

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Why do babies drool? You would drool too if you had access to breasts as big as your head :-D.

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When was the last time you had a cold beer? Monday night.

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Is there a song which you prefer the cover version to the original song? which song is it? Cheap Trick did a good cover of "Don't be Cruel."

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If you could have a massage anywhere on your body to relieve tension where would it be. (Nothing too explicit please.) The ol' one-eyed trouser-snake :-D.

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Why do men spend so long in the toilet they have time to READ? I don't do that, but have wondered the same thing.

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Why did you hide your chocolate from me? I didn't "hide" it, I ate it :-P.

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Is AB *STILL* broken? Nothing has updated in almost a day. It's messed-up big-time.

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Is it just me, or has AB been displaying the same "last question was answered" for two hours? Perhaps it IS just me...

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If you were to empty your computer's recycle bin today, how many items would be deleted ? ( i just did this and had 31.) Zero.

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Have you ever riden on a Chair Lift? (for snow skiing) Yes, many times.

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How close do you live from your Ex (s)? About a mile from an ex-gf.

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What is the last thing you planted? My p**** in my fiancees p****, this morning :-D.

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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where? Yes, $1,000. I'm not saying where, though.

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What is the last body part of yours that you touched/scratched? I just scratched my scalp with my right hand before reading your question.

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Have you ever procrastinated going to the dentist? Yes - I hadn't gone in for a check-up in a year. Luckily everything was fine.

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When was the last time you were "ignored"? Don't bother me now - I'm busy...

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What are the strangest lyrics of a song you have heard? these crack me up From the Beatles "I am the Walrus:" Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

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If you were paid $25,000 a day to stay off Answerbag, would you do it? If you say no, you're lying. I'll give it up for $25 a day :-).

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Have you ever walked on your hands while naked? ROFL!! What? Are you suggesting that this is an unusual thing to do? I suppose that you're not very good at it, since you're "rolling on the floor."

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I have been to 12 states over this summer. How many have you been to? Plenty ;-).

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There is a large buffalo sitting on your couch. What do you do? Pee my pants.

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Obama is a marxist and socialist.and the world seeing him as WEAK... Islam laughs at him...terrorists seek his demise....but I think he will be the DEMISE of America as we know it...thoughts? It looks that way so far.

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Are you the 'king of your castle', or who is? I sit on the throne, therefore I must be the king!

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Why is it that when a small group of men see an attractive woman pass by, they speak about her loud enough for her to hear? Do they want her to hear, whether they say good or bad things about her? Do they just want a reaction from her? They're probably trying to impress each other.

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Outside of answerbag, are you an internet celebrity? Where? Only on some amateur porn sites.

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For everyone with a PERFECT Driving Record, me included!!! YAY! How long have you been driving without ever getting in an accident or speeding or anything else? My mother lived her whole life without getting a ticket.

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Are you ready to let go? Only if you're willing to grab on ;-).

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Would you have lunch with Pee Wee Herman? Sure - as long as he keeps his pants on.

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What would happen if I pushed this button? Premature ejaculation.

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Can you name a car make or model named after an animal? Pinto.

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What Meat do you eat the most? Chicken, Beef, Pork, Lamb, Turkey, etc. Gobble gobble :-).

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If a person said to you that you could never ever watch football ever again, what would happen to that person? Perish.

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What was the last thing you did that starts with the same letter as your AB name? I sipped on my soda. Pbit Pinto pa piece pof pcandy.

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How did your Manic Monday go? Good - my dental check-up went perfectly (no problems).

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What was your "closest" close call? I almost got T-boned by a car going 45 MPH a few weeks ago - they went through a red light (apparently unknowingly). Had they been in the lane closer to me, they would have hit my driver door and fender.

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What's the farthest you would, or have, commuted to a daily job? About 65 or 70 miles, and had to get up at 4:00 A.M. (that got old).

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If I asked you to name any NFL football player, who first comes to mind? Philip Rivers. Funny how most of us think of a QB first.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear 'California'? Dreamin'.

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Today I rode on a horse drawn wagon. When's the last time you did that? Pnever.

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Is that you in my closet making all that racket? Poltergeist.

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This is an AB petition that I'm going to send to the staff to do away with DRing.I hate trolls.If they don't like something that's said they should have to SAY IT instead of cowardly DRing people. If you want to "sign" it just answer/comment "yes". DR-ing would be okay if it showed who did it.

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What happened? Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Why she had to go, I don't know...

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Yaaarr, If I be talking like a pirate today, will ye be joining me? Port-side, poking peasants!

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What is your favorite "old skool" song? Please please me.

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What did your mother always say you? "You make me tired!"

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What was the last place you went that had a lot of spectators? A baseball game.

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What's something that usually does NOT have a remote control, that you wish did? My fiancee.

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If I were to use the terms "bomb-proof", "buddy-sour", "green", "frog", and "hand" would you know what one thing I am referencing? Ponies.

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What is a welcome gift you should NOT give to the new neighbors? Pneumonia.

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I tied a string around my fingertip so I wouldn't forget. I forgot anyways. What was I supposed to remember? Purchase Preparation H.

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What is something you should never try to stuff into your mouth all at once? Pomegranate.

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What about me... am i hot enough to be a model? http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/dani_lee_gardner/Mixed174.jpg http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/dani_lee_gardner/Mixed192.jpg Possibly - you'll have to show more before I can give a better answer :-).

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Wouldn't it look really strange if instead of toenails, we had _____ sitting on the tops of our toes? Pork rinds.

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What is something that would be a very bad idea to lick? Porcupine, poison, Plutonium.

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How many times a day would you say you go #2 or how many times a week if it's less than once per day? Once, on average.

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When you go #2, how long would you say you usually spend sitting from the time you first sit, till the time you stand and flush? About a minute.

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It is fact that if California was ranked as a country, it would have the 8th highest GDP in the world; could the solution to their debt crisis lie within this fact? Yeah, we could secede from the rest of the country.

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Can you tell me 3 chemical elements in the periotic table? Lawrencium, osmium, strontium.

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Do you feel better with your shirt off? At the moment I do.

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If I wanted to try something new, an adventure, food, hairdo, etc..what would you suggest? Pacifying psychotic pterodactyls.

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I just dropped a handful of ice cubes down your shirt. Now what? Prepare for punishment!

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Are you a poker or the poker's victim? I am the poker.

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What is an example of an Oddball? On a pool table - numbers 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 and 15. All odd balls ;-).

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Can you name a famous mouse? Pinky (from Pinky and the Brain).

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I'm wearing a black shirt with blue jeans. Do we match? Perfectly.

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What color are the shoes you are wearing? Purple.

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Which would you watch? Must pick ONE of 'em!!! lol Golf, Bowling or Tennis? Tennis.

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Family Ties, 3rd Rock from the sun, Cheers or Married with children? Cheers NUNYA.

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Different Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Happy Days or Alice? Happy Days.

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Should I hop, skip or jump? Pounce.

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Can you name something that is made from or with paper? Paper plates.

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I f i burped really loud in front of you what would you do. Burp back even louder.

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AB is very addictive, AB is slightly addictive, AB isn't addictive at all? Yee haw! Once again in my friends list it says "NUNYA blows you!" (The word "kisses" doesn't fit in the limited space provided, and is excluded.)

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What is an activity that can NOT be done with just one person? A number between 68 and 70.

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What is something that you should not get wet? Pussycat.

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Can you name a famous rabbit? Peter :-D.

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What is another way to say "Lets have sex"? Care for a "vitamin B" injection? (B for Brian.)

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Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog roasted over a camp fire? Yep, marshmallows too.

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Should I push it or pull it? Nine out of ten men agree that pulling it is better.

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Who or what would you NOT want to sit on your lap? Porcupine.

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Children learn by watching their parents, right? What is one thing a child might learn from their parent (s) that they probably shouldn't be doing? Bad language - the first word from a child of a girl I once dated, was "f**k."

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How did the Keep of the Grass sign get there in the first place? The dog put it there, but he created another problem...

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What is a food you like to eat raw? Pears, pomegranates, parsley.

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How do you manage to keep yourself looking so HOTT!!!? I apply fake sweat to my armpits.

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What's more disgusting than kissing someone with chewing tobacco in their mouth? Kissing someone with maggots in their mouth (because they're dead).

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What's one thing YOU can almost bank on getting into a fight over with your significant other? We never have fought. I don't know if I could get her that riled if I tried.

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What comes to mind when i say "Jerry Springer" Trash TV.

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If your significant other, 'could' look like any celebrity, who would you want it to be? Maybe Natalie Wood - when she was alive, of course.

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What's one old arcade game you used to play? Gravitar and Q-Bert.

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Is there any one law, that you question? The "three-strikes" law. I think it should be two strikes: if someone becomes a repeat offender (the second strike), it shows that rehabilitation doesn't work on them, so why give them an additional chance? Committing crimes isn't the same as playing baseball, so why have a law that treats criminal activity like a game?

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I am leaving for the beach tomorrow. I am packing my suitcase now, can you think of anything I forgot? Prophylactics, Pepto-Bismol, pajamas?

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Who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes--the politicians, the lawyers, or the corporate executives? I think the politicians would be first in line.

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Do you forgive me? For anything in particular?

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Who am I? I rushed for at least 100 yards in 19 Miami Dolphins regular season games. I'll guess it was O.J. Simpson playing against the Dolphins.

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Did you use the grocery cart or a basket the last time you went to the grocery store? I'm a basket-case :-).

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Which actor/actress in your opinion can NOT act? It seems that Will Smith can do only one character.

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Guys: this happened to me so I want to know what you'd do. You're at a party some girls ask you if you've ever been caught masturbating. Then they ask if you would masturbate for them. Would you do it? Somewhere discreetly for them to watch? I might be coaxed into doing it :-).

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Do guys like flexible girls? Sure, do you like flexible guys? :-P.

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Do you like to shoot onto your own face or in your mouth , when you cum? Does your lady do it to you? I always try to get my husband in the face or mouth whenever I give him a hj. Yes, but I haven't done it in a while.

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Anyone know where I can masturbate in front of my webcam for interested females? Put an ad in Craigslist in the "casual encounters" section.

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For those of you who own a dehydrator, what do you make with it? Beef jerky.

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What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other? They would, at first, circle each other slowly, then, as they get closer, spiral in faster and faster, until merging into a fleshy blob! Hmmm...or is that the death scenario of two stars merging?

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Have you even seen 2 or more falling stars in one night? I've seen hundreds in a single night - the most was during the Leonid meteor shower, around 10 years ago.

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When's the last time you've had a chocolate bar? Today - a cookies 'n cream, white chocolate bar.

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When people shoot guns up in the air, where do the bullets go. could they kill some one on the way down? Yes, people have been killed that way.

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If science destroys religion, where will we get our moral codes? Religion offers some really bad moral codes - once you get down to it.

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Why do I look pasty pale in bathroom mirrors but in others I can see my facial "features" more? The bathrooms might have fluorescent lights in them.

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What is something good about change? It makes you think that you have more money than you actually do.

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What do you regret (be totally random) I regret having never visited the place called France - where the women wear no pants.

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What kind of Posterior do you have? Apparently I have a "pretty, white" one, to quote a friend. I believe he'd meant to say "pretty-white," however. I won't let him live it down, though :-D.

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I just ran out of questions to ask the Population of Sillyville? Now what will I do? Try writing something on your butt, then read it in a mirror - whatever you come up with will be your next question.

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Fishing:Do you prefer to use a lure, a worm/live bait or fly fishing? I've used bare hooks before.

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What do you belive will happen December 21st 2012? The date will change from the 20th to the 21st.

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When was the last time you defrosted your freezer (s)? Didn't I ask something like this about a week ago? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1656787

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Do guns kill people or do people kill people? (not leaning to either side) How about "Guns dont kill people, guns help people kill people?"

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If you were to sell your house now, Would you get more for it than you paid?...what have you done to it….? A lot more. I built it, and have less than $50,000 into it, plus $63,000 for the property. It's probably worth well over double that much.

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What is another way of saying "She/He is VERY GOOD LOOKING"? Easy on the peepers. Babe-raham Lincoln.

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MEN:Do you think that long fingernails make a woman even more sexy? I like a womans' nails to be longer than mine, but not so long where she's afraid to use her hands. I don't like fake fingernails (or anything else fake) on a woman.

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Ha ha, Raiders lost again, who will join me in having a beer? It's so easy to root against them. Sure, let's pop open some beers.

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Who rocks? - Beavis or Butthead? Both do - in different ways.

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How many people can comfortably fit in the vehicle you drive? In the vehicle that I drive the most - three.

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I just realized that I have sexy legs and a brain! What do you have? I have a brain that likes sexy legs.

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Eagles or ELO? E.L.O. by far.

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Boston or Journey? I'm going with Bean-town.

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And your bird can sing? According to the Beatles, it can.

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Which movie would you like to see have a sequel made? The Great Race. The way it ends makes a perfect starting for a sequel.

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What's one famous character or person, named Brian, or Bob? I'm pretty famous ;-).

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How's your Bod? Not bad :-).

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Have you ever drank Green Beer? Yes, on St. Patricks Day, of course.

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How great was your Highschool graduation? After having perfect attendance, all four years, I didn't go to the graduation ceremony.

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Have you ever used Liquid Smoke? Yes, when making beef jerky.

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Have you ever Xerox'd any of your body parts? There was a copy machine in a drugstore some 30-plus years ago, so my cousin and I had our faces copied and had a shot of our hands flipping birdies :-). I now have my own scanner - any requests :-D.

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Have you ever taken in your aluminum cans in to be recycled? As soon as I save enough to make it worthwhile, I do.

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Do you like Sunflower Seeds or Croutons on your salad? Yes :-).

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Did you ever have a custom car & what was 'custom' about it? My Cobra - I designed and built the frame, and many other components too. It is truly unique.

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If I was to name something after you, what would you want that something to be? (a tree, flower, rock, pet, whatever you like!) Pink and purple petrified, posing, palpitating penguin - peeing peacefully.

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It's a long road to ________? ...The top, if you want to rock n' roll.

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Whether it be a person, situation, or thing, what should you never, ever, play with? The space-time continuum.

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What would you think if you came home one day to find that your house had been replaced with an igloo? Positively perplexed.

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If everyone in heaven is like Ned Flanders, would it change your mind about wanting to go? There's a Twilight Zone that considers a similar concept.

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Thank You and _______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? ...Good night.

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With labor day approaching. . . . .the holidays are close behind! Are YOU looking forward to the HOLIDAYS? Why or why not? Nooooo! Didn't we just get through that :-)?

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I should be level 10 but now i am level 9 i was level 10 now i am level 9 whats is going on here? Wait 10 or 15 minutes - it'll probably settle down, and stick at level 10.

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How often do you shower, and Do you wash your hair every time you shower? Daily, sometimes twice daily. I wash my hair once a day.

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Guys are DOUCHEBAGS......So what is the term for females? Scumcrotch?

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What things SHOULD people be scared of? Politicians.

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Who, sounds like a broken record, saying what? The Who on a broken record, singing "Who are you, who who/who are you, who who/who are you, who who/who who/who are you, who who/who are you, who who/who are you, who who/who who/who are you, who who...

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Where were you when 9/11 happened? At home, moving my car (I heard them announce on the radio "an attack on America on the East Coast).

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What do you use to clean the little air vents in your vehicle? I use a rag and wipe each one individually. Is there an easier way of doing it? A paint brush around 1" wide works well.

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Have you ever been pulled over for running a STOP sign? Did you get a ticket or not? Yes, it was in Las Vegas - I was looking for a radiator shop and didn't even see the stop sign (I did proceed through the intersection safely, however). Yes, I got a ticket - D'oh!

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What's something you'd never expect a policeman to say? "Stop, in the name of the law." I think they'd be too embarrassed to say that.

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Last time you went fly fishing, What did you catch? Flies, of course :-).

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In what direction should solar panels be facing to generate the most power? Due south, tilted about 10 degrees greater than your latitude (for example: if you live at 40 degrees latitude, tilt them 50 degrees from horizontal). The idea is to maximize exposure during the Winter (Summer exposure is less important, because the Sun is above the horizon longer, and there are fewer cloudy days).

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Why is Uranus blue? Because it's cold :-).

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Is it possible for one shoe to wear out before the other one? No, that's impossible - the universe will cease to exist if you allow it to happen!

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Do you think you could out run me? Yes, I STILL think so :-).

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Have you ever jumped on a large trampoline, if so was it fun Yes.

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Never fear, _____ is here! (What or who?) P-man.

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Can you out run me? Easily - especially with your current condition :-).

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Who used the slogan "Where's The Beef"? Clara Peller, for Wendy's.

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Have you ever owned a Gecko or a Chameleon? Is a horned toad close enough?

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I have a shiney new penny. What will you trade me for it? Protoplasm.

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How can i delete my questions? or even my profile? You can't.

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Do you wish they made more of the really funny, absurdly stupid movies like The Naked Gun, Airplane, Spaceballs, Scary Movie, etc? They should do a Space Balls sequel :-).

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AB started emailing me answers to my questions, and when I click stop sending me stuff, it doesn't work. Any one know what to do? I had to select "stop all emails" (or something like that).

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Meat eaters is there any meat you absolutely would or could not bring yourself to eat. I could never eat deer, rabbit or frogs legs. Human.

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Ok, I know it's still early but I just put this on my Christmas list. Who's willing to buy it for me? :-) http://qcfsbo.com/listings/2009-Vol03/PTH47OR.html Poor purchase possibility.

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How many licks does it take? About 20 or 25, then I start over :-P.

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If I said I wanted to go deer hunting, would you go with me or would you just think of me as some crazy, animal-killing freak? Probably pass.

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If you worked at a Ben and Jerry's Factory and fell into the big big bowl of Ice Cream Mix and then were swirled around by the big big mixer..what would your Ice Cream be called? Mine would be BanginBaxter Butter Pecan and Butterscotch Cheech's:):) Brian-Brain-Swirl.

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Have you ever drank milk straight from the cow? No, but I've had it straight from the girlfriend :-P.

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What kind of withdrawal symptoms happen when you stop drinking Coca-Cola? A thicker wallet and a slimmer waist.

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Do you have my money? LOL Yes, all $1.89 of it ;-).

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Mars is visually as big as the moon almost, this week, because it's closer than it will be for another 60k years... has anyone seen it? No, it never appears as big as the Moon - as seen from Earth. Who ever started this is either lying, or missed the part about viewing it through a telescope at 100 magnification. Purely an urban myth. +5

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Make mine a _______ (what?) Picasso.

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Have you ever made an International Call? I believe so.

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Have you ever been to The Cayman Islands, The Virgin Islands or Puerto Vallarta? The Virgin Islands (because I'm a virgin).

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I just gave you a big wedgie. Now what? Pull it out.

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I'd like to ____ the _______ (what?) Poke you in the Pai Gow ;-).

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________ is NOT on my list of things to do today. (what's not?) Procreation.

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I think I will go ______ now (what?) Prognosticate.

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Do you have an electric toothbrush or a manual one? Both, but I only use the manual one.

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What would you describe as a McMansion? A large house with golden arches in the place of traditional columns.

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Favorite Sean Connery film? Probably a Bond film - perhaps Dr. No.

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Did one of your parents want name you something different than your current name? No, but my cousin missed out on being named Brian, because I came along first (or so goes the legend).

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I just got home,I'm standing on the front walkway,I can see my girlfriend thru the picture window,she's staring at me with her arms crossed and is holding a frying pan. What should I do? Go to the store and buy some bacon for her to fry up.

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What is an example of a Constellation? Camelopardalis.

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What is an intresting fact about the Hoover Dam? They're building a new bridge next to it.

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Did you like the movie Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzengger? "It's not a tumor."

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Does your Meat Loaf? Only since about 10:00 this morning :-).

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Counting you, Were there 3 kids in your family? Yep, I'm the baby.

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Mmsmsmmmssmsmsmssmsmsmsmsssmmssmsmms That's a difficult one to answer, PigVomit.

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It's time for Match Game, AB style! Look at your shirt label, then your pants label. In what country were they made? Are the countries the same? I'm not wearing a shirt.

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How many Abers have Yahoo mail, but don't have a Yahoo answers account? Me..

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Was Patty Smyth not the cutest of the 80's rockers?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9no2JbeFPjo Ok, this link worked...yeah, she's pretty cute.

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Was Patty Smyth the cutest rocker of the 80's? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9no2JbeFPjo The link you posted didn't take me to a specific video.

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Where did I leave my false teeth? Is that what I'm sitting on?

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Head East or Nazareth? Head East until you reach Nazareth :-D.

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Are you a sugar or a salt person? Salt.

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Is the AB website P!ssing you off tonight! Doesn't it always? I'll take a taco too, if you're making a run.

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What is something that is low in calories but that you find satisfying anyway? Sparkling water.

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How many tattoos or piercings do you have if any? And where are they? Zero.

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If I were to get you a gift, something that starts with the Letter B, what would you want? P...p...p...

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What is something you would have found in George Washington's bedroom that you won't find in Barack Obama's bedroom? Or vise versa? Martha.

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What is something you might find in a Motel/Hotel Room? A bed - just maybe.

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My hand is really swollen. Could I be pregnant? Did you have sex with it?

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Have a nice TRIP? YUP! See ya next FALL!!!! Why is it that we laugh at other folks trip ups? Probably for the same reason we laugh at people being hit on the head :-).

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Do you have a web cam and how often do you use it? I have one, but haven't used it in a long time. It makes a good substitute for a mirror.

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Why do toddlers have fits if they dont get there way? how do you fix this? At that age, children think the world revolves around them.

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Do you think this woman is drop dead gorgeous? She's quite attractive, but I'd have to see more shots of her to give a better evaluation.

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What is something that would be squishy? Aren't you asking for an answer that starts with "p" again :-D?

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Is there anybody on here right now whose mind is NOT in the gutter? Me, because...oh, never mind, you'd never believe it :-).

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One of these days ________________. What words can you use to complete the sentence? "I'm going to cut you into little pieces." Lyrics from Pink Floyd's "One of These Days."

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Do you know if they have a Theatre in Sillyville? And what is showing tonite? I believe "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is playing tonight (or is it "Space Balls?").

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If a dollar store sells an item for more than a dollar is it still really a dollar store? There are "99 cent Only" stores around here. They have recently started selling their items for 99.99 cents instead of a true 99 cents. When items are displayed on the receipt, it says $1.00, so I think they're dirty, rotten liars :-). So, to answer your question - if the price is higher than a dollar, before tax, they too are dirty, rotten liars!

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Is information free? Usually, but not always.

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What are some disadvantages of using solar power as a resource? Solar panels don't produce at night - so you must have some kind of back-up, such as batteries, a generator, being hooked to the electrical grid...(unless you only need power during daytime).

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What is the difference between photovoltaic and thermal electric power? Thermo electric (I'm assuming that's what you meant to say) is power generated from a heat source, whereas photovoltaic converts light-energy directly to D.C. electrical energy - such as in the solar panels that power my home.

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I had to have bifocals today. Am I officially old? Yes, you've crossed over, Beavis :-).

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It only took me 1 year to finish a puzzle , it said "3 years and up " on the box , are you proud of me or what? That's quite good - if you're a blonde :-).

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If you were to be measured in hands (the measurement used for horses) and each hand equals 4 inches, how tall would you be in horse terms? Just over 18.

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Do you look better topless or not? I look pretty decent either way.

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Chewbacca vs Worf Fighting or beauty contest?

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I just brought myself a brand new bikini but I want someone to model it for me, will you be my model? I'm afraid my bikini modeling days are behind me.

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If you were to give me a gift, something that starts with the letter "P", what would you be giving me? A pearl necklace :-D.

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Isn't it cool how when you shoot up into the air the bullets just vanish into space? A bullet shot up into the air has nowhere near Earth's escape velocity.

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I'm a refrigeration engineer. What's another kind of engineer you can think of? Railroad.

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What's another way of saying 'throwing up'? Driving the porcelain bus.

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Was Hurricane Katrina and 9/11 god's punishment for America voting in George W. Bush? Ha ha ha! Hurricane's are a natural occurrence. As for 9/11, you might want to compare that to the bombing of Pearl Harbor (who was being punished there?).

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What is something that is NOT snuggly? An anchor :-).

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Is this Friday going to be "Paycheck Friday" for you? No, I don't get paychecks. And I happen to not have any work scheduled this Friday.

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Does it look like it's going to rain? Not here, It's sunny.

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What exactly might you buy at a sporting goods store? I just bought two pairs of shoes at one today.

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What's something you bought recently, that you couldn't get 30 years ago? An LCD monitor.

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What do you consider a high iQ, and where do you fall? 140, because it's a bit higher than my test results.

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I have handcuffs. Now, who's been bad? Oh I would NEVER be bad ;-).

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Where are some places you should never stick your finger? Uranus.

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What quote, do you hate hearing others, quote? "We agree do disagree"...I find that really irritating.

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What's a state that starts with a vowel and have you ever been to that state? I think I've only been in four of them: Oregon, Oklahoma, Illinois, and Arizona.

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I just got a gps with a 4" screen, in a package that was about 18" wide. What's the biggest package you ever got something much smaller in? I got a minuscule SD memory card - through the mail - in a box big enough to hold a softball.

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What is the last thing you made? I made you read my answer :-).

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What is the best question you have asked, or the best answer you have given on AB? plz tell Based on points, this one: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1498304

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What is something you probably should NOT do wearing only your underwear? Walking on the Moon.

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Would you give me some gold, even just to hold? No, it's all mine, mine, MINE!!!

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What are some things you should never do with a fork? Never use a fork in lieu of toilet paper.

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What is the moderation part of the points section for? Moderation is when you flag a question. If it is found to be in need of removal for the reason you flagged it, you get five points.

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If I was to set a trap to catch you, what should I use as bait? A snatch, of course.

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Why ask a question if you already know the answer? Sometimes for social interaction, or for humorous comments.

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Some people think it is OK to marry a much older man but not a much older woman? Do you agree? It makes more sense for the woman to be older than the man, because of her greater life-expectancy.

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Do I have a booger? If you don't, I can mail you one :-).

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What is one thing you associate with a parade? Floats.

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I have the house all to myself for the next 2 hours. What should I do? First of all, take your clothes off :-).

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say tool? Penis.

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What would leave a trail? A legless woman.

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I'm female, 17, about 5ft7 and 180lbs.Would it be possible for me to lose enough weight to achieve an athletic type body,toned etc. even though im not naturally thin or sporty?how long would it take?Im not looking for a quick fix, im willing to work on it You'll hear it thousands of times in your life - "diet and exercise."

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Why do I have this permanent smile on my face? Because, like the Joker in Batman, you fell into a vat of acid, and it's stuck that way.

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What's one famous person whose career might end if there was no makeup? Tammy Faye Baker - although I think she's dead now.

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When you were little, what's one gift the adults went crazy trying to find because everyone wanted it? I don't think there were any back then - not like the last 15 or 20 years, anyway.

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Do you have any proverbs or idioms from your country that relate to beauty? "Beauty is only skin deep."

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Which ABer have you noticed is MISSING? Rocket - She made a brief showing on the 9th. She sent me an email saying she's very sick, and she posted on her profile that she has cancer :-(.

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Can you come up with a good name for a beer? Sir Burpsalot.

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Whose hand was last on your butt? Was it your own or someone else's? My fiancee's.

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Who else should get a bail out? I could use a million :-).

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Have you heard that scientist want to biuld a ladder to heaven? I thought it was Robert Plant who was trying that :-).

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What does your vehicle look like? ....

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Did Cobra have any black members? My Cobra doesn't :-D.

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"Always remember your P's and Q's." This an old saying from my childhood and I've always wondered; what does the "Q" stand for? I was told that it meant "please and thank you" but that doesn't make sense. Some say it came from the early days of printing. Because the type-setter would see the reverse-image of the letters, p was easily confused with q.

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A zombie + you = A Zombrian.

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What or who was the cheesiest movie alien or creature? The Creeping Terror. Start watching the second video at the 6:00 mark.

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What should not be used in place of windshield washer fluid? Urine.

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How is it I have 150 channels and there is not a darn thing worth watching on television!? We used to have only 12 channels that weren't worth watching. Isn't progress great? :-D

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True or False: You eat out (at a restaurant) more than 3 days a week. If you hadn't made it clear, I'd say true - but since you did make it clear, my answer is false.

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I am taking a trip here in a few weeks, I know what I am taking with me, but what are some things I do NOT need to take with me? An anchor :-).

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Can you tell me anything about Idaho? "Famous potatoes."

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Which was better: Beetlejuice, the movie or Beetlejuice, the cartoon? I prefer Betelgeuse, the star.

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Why do people give to others but always want to receive from ME? Maybe it's because you give such cool gifts.

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? Yes, it bothers me when anyone tries to breastfeed on me in public - regardless of their age.

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Who would you like to see lying on your bed in a Polka Dot Bikini Yo? Would it be an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow one?

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I have something made from silicon which has a terrible odor, I can't get rid of. Tried water and unscented soap, i have also tried baking soda. This thing i want to clean comes into contact with my skin, what can I use to clean it that won't irritate me? Is it made from silicon or silicone - the former is an element, the latter a compound?

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When you think of Alabama, you think of...what? Alabama Song by The Doors: Well, show me the way To the next whisky bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Show me the way To the next whisky bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why For if we don't find The next whisky bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of...

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What's one business you might like to get into? Monkey business.

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Do you like the nipples on a woman's breast? I've heard if you can't have/see the nipple then it is just a breast/tit/boob. ???? Any truth to that guys? I like the nipples on a woman's breast much more than those disembodied nipples one is always coming across...

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What you ever Welded anything? Yes, the frame to this...

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Do Men still wear underwear? I do.

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Can u really drive a car 16 years old in USA? Yes.

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What grows fast? Bamboo.

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YUCK!!! Those things are nasty!!! is the answer! What is the question? Do you like black-licorice jelly beans?

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What is something that would be a bad idea to give to your Sweetheart on Valentine's Day? An anchor :-).

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What's one thing you know Mary didn't do? She didn't "have" a little lamb.

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You have a motorcycle rider and a bike rider; which is a biker and which is a cyclist? The biker is a motorcyclist, the cyclist is a bicyclist, we drive on the parkway, park on the driveway. It's all so clear :-).

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A wine expert is an oenologist, what is a beer specialist known as? Norm!

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What gives you or what do you think would give you 'the ultimate rush'? Riding a rocket sled.

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Famous or not, Who is someone you don't know well but would like to have a drink or a cup of coffee with? You, of course :-).

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What is currently plugged into your USB port? My scanner/printer, and the cable for my digital camera.

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What do you think would make for some bad flavors of M&M's? Black licorice.

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Can you name a TV show Father? Andy Taylor (Andy Griffith).

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What are some things you should not pass out to the trick-or-treaters on Halloween? Anchors :-).

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What are some things that would be bad to have dropped on your foot? An anchor :-).

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Do you have a favortie "cheesy" game show from the 70's or 80's? Not my favorite, but very cheesy - The $1.98 Beauty Show.

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When did you last clean the shower curtain or shower doors? What do you use to get the soap scum off? Soap scum...that would suggest that I use soap :-D.

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How much did you pay for your sunglasses? 99 cents - that's why I have a pair in each of my vehicles.

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What are some things you should not use as bait when fishing? An anchor.

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Is obama spending to much tax payers money? Waaaaay too much!

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Why is MTV warning us about Martial Law? There's been a lot of civil unrest lately - it could get violent.

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I just smelled my armpits and they Stink Yo! What should I do? Wipe them with cotton balls, then put the scented cotton balls up for auction on eBay.

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Are you leaving? No, I'm coming :-).

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Have you laughed, loved and learned today? Yes, yes, and yes.

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Is anything actually "normal"? Typical - yes. Normal - depends on who you ask.

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In A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, does David “die” at the end of the movie? That's the way I understood it. I felt sorry for David's mechanical pet - being left alone.

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If you put a bottle of tequila in the freezer and it turns into a slushie, what does that mean? That means it's plenty cold to get a flying monkey drunk :-).

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You are going Sky Diving!!!! FUN FUN FUN!!! What would be a real stupid thing to have with you or holding after you've jumped? An anchor.

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Where, besides anywhere, would be an inappropriate place to let out a loud, echoing, fart, to which claim is evident? On the tour in Carlsbad Caverns - which I did as a child :-D.

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How empty is your AB bag? About 2/3 empty.

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What is the story behind your avatar and/or nickname? Me.

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What are some gifts you should not give to the new mother at her baby shower? An anchor.

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Am I too old school? I was brought up that guys didn't go to baby showers. Now I have gotten 4 invites, do I have to go? It's not right - I tell ya!

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Term for a wrinkled type of epithelium that is capable of great expansion Ding dong.

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What are some things you should not use in place of a life preserver? An anchor.

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What are some things you should not use in place of a parachute? An anchor.

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Guys like the chase we all know that..but wat i cant figure out is why you guys don't want the girl anymore once you get her? I'm keeping the last one I caught :-).

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If i smoke cigarettes, is it fair that i ought to pay a higher premium for health insurance? They base their rates on how dangerous a lifestyle one lives. Because cigarettes are known to be dangerous, they charge more.

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How do i respond to the person that answerd my question on this site? Go to "add a comment" just below their answer. +5

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Whats a good sex postion? There are many good positions, but this might not be the most appropriate category to discuss it :-). +5

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Why did you choose "that name" for your child? Because Poindexter is so rarely seen.

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When can a teen boy around 18 expect his libido to return to a more normal state? 50, maybe.

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Why is an oyster? Is part of your question missing?

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Are there any naked people in Sillyville? Only half way, at the moment.

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You are so boring, what do you do for fun? As my name boasts - I employ bipedal locomotion.

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Count the precious accessorries you carry on you just now; will you please? Does that include my "package?"

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SSSSHHHhhhhhsssssssssSSSSssssSssssSsss!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!..........SPLAT!!!!.......... I'm ok!.....( What do you think I was doing?) Riding a water slide?

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Is everyone sexy in a pair of high heels? No..

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Have you ever smoked crack? I've licked some crack quite vigorously - but not enough to make it smoke.

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Do you guys like my pee? Its yellow and fun? Yes, you have most-excellent pee.

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If you were on a deserted island, what's one thing you would Not miss? Ringing telephones.

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I'm 48, my husband 53, I am horny most of the time and he seems to have little interest in sex. If I bring it up, he blows it off usually and only about once every 8-10 days do we have sex. Is this normal? Do men lose interest in sex at this age already I'm 48 too, and have sex about five times a week. Hopefolly that won't change when I'm 53.

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Anyone else fired up now that training camps are under way! A little bit.

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Are you feeling freaky today? Freakin' freaky - what should I do about it?

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What do YOU do, to ease the pain of a sunburn? "For sunburn pain, use Solarcaine."

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Do you believe any of the legendary creatures actually exist.. big foot, nessy ... A few of them may be based on something real. For example: nobody believed in giant squid for a long time.

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What makes the most noise in your house? My fiancee, during sex.

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What did you last buy online? Beef jerky, through ebay, as a birthday gift for a friend.

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What if I were to tell you that I was eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich right now? I'd be really impressed.

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I have insomnia issues - could I be pregnant? It's a near-certainty.

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What's something that sticks out like a sore thumb? A sore thumb.

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There isn't much, that really is square...what is supposed to be square? Grains of salt.

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Any good ideas on how to reach that annoying itch on my leg that is in a cast? Use the oil dipstick from your car :-).

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What's one famous person named Mary? Mary had a little lamb, it's foot was black as soot, and everywhere the lamb did go, his sooty foot he put.

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What is your age |multiplied by| the # of sexual partners you have ever had |divided by| your number of siblings (halfs included) |plus| the number of points you have on AB |minus| half? 12,466.

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What would you like on your burger? Cheese and bacon, hold the onions.

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When it comes to wizards in literature, do you prefer Gandalf, Merlin or someone else? The Wizard of Oz - If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Eggs or legs? why? I'm a leg man. Are we talking women, chicken, or what? :-).

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When will people learn? Many of them won't ever learn.

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Shopping is better than sex - agree or disagree? If you have a lousy sex-life, shopping could be better than sex. But if I were to rate sex at level 10, then shopping would rate a 1 or 2.

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When was your last headache? Two Tuesdays ago.

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I got rejected by the guy I really liked for his ex girlfriend. Even though she cheated on him while drunk, he forgave her. She went to counselling for her drinking problem. I'm a sweet, classy girl & that's still not good enough. What am I doing wrong? It's not you, it's him. He's in love with the other girl.

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Whats the last thing you ate? Thin & Crispy Sweet Maui Onion potato chips.

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Who the f**k is Alice? It's Alice of Wonderland fame.

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How long would you say a person should normally wait until moving in or getting a place with their s/o? 6 months to a year.

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Why do people enjoy getting drunk? Free beer?

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Do you REALLY want the US government running health care, in light of it's epic organizational failure with 'Cash for clunkers'? Absolutely not. It's yet another step closer to Socialism.

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What is the last Classic Movie you watched? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - last night.

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Have you ever sniff someone's panties? Yep, but it's better to sniff what gives them the scent, first-hand.

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What is the first thing you touch to your right? Spinning fan blades - now you've got me bleeding on both hands!

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Reach your hand out to the left, whats the first thing you touch? Broken glass - you made me break the window!

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Are you thirsty my friends? I'm thirsty, I'll go get Friday, and we can meet Saturday for a sundae.

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What is your favorite pizza topping? Lots of cheese and Canadian Bacon.

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Can you finish this sentence: Quick! He stealing my ________! Aircraft carrier.

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What is your shoe size, is one foot larger than the other, by more that 1/2 a size? I'm a perfect 10 - when it comes to shoes.

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"The important thing about your lot in life is whether you use it for building or parking." Which do you do? I park in the building that I made.

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If AB's comment option was removed, would you remain an active member of the site? No comment ;-).

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You're afraid that your kids will grow up and __________? ...Up and up until they're as big as the Amazing Colossal Man.

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Where might you see a knot? Knot here.

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What wets your whistle? My fiancee wets my meat-whistle.

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What celeb would not look good in a bikini? Ed Asner.

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Giving up chocolate for 3 months: deal or no deal? Do I get paid to do it?

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What is one common greeting? Yo..

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Do you think it would be easier if answerbag put question marks on questions automatically because i always forget to? No, because I'd consciously have to remember not to add one while typing.

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What's the best cure for hiccups? You assume the position that I was showing you, when you bruised me.

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How did you get your last bruise? You kicked me while demonstrating "what's next."

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So what's next? First, remove all unnecessary clothing (or all of it), then hang on!!!!!!!!

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What is one improvement that you would make about AB? It would be interesting if there was an indicator of how many people were currently logged in.

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What is an outfit you should not wear on a first date? A wetsuit.

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Is there something that you do EVERY night before going to bed? Brush my teeth.

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Mexi Fries or Regular Fries? What are Mexi fries?

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Taco Salad or Double Enchilada? i think I'll take the taco salad. Can you deliver it?

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What is the best question that you have asked on AB? Based on points, this one: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1498304

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When is it not a good time to be wearing a Life Preserver? While hiking across the desert.

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Why do guys like sex so much? The same reason that many women like it so much.

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Are you just about the right height to be one of the Munchkins on the Wizard Of Oz? Yeah - give or take three feet :-).

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If this man sues and wins, does this mean I can sue the landscaper when he cuts the grass and I need Claritin? Read the article, please. @ OhLook - IamNoLongerAnonymous: With that logic, one could say that the makers of faster cars should be responsible when their owners have accidents. The world can't be idiot-proofed. Everyone knows that they're taking a risk of getting burned when doing what that woman did with the coffee - even at 140 degrees. It was her choice to take that risk, and therefore her...

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Are you done finished making sense and pleading ignorance? I'm done finished, all right!

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Why do men spend about 30 minutes on the toilet if they are not constipated? I spend a minute or two. Maybe, some men want to be alone for a while :-)?

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The drivers job is to drive and get us there safely. What is the job of the front seat passenger/copilot? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it to perform oral sex on the driver (that's what happened the last time I drove, anyway :-D).

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What was the last computer game you played? Age of Empires - an oldie, but goody.

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I have brown hair and green eyes! Do you? No, brown/blue.

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What do you think is the most skillful sport in the World and why? As a former pole-vaulter, I'm biased to say "pole-vaulting." :-).

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In your opinion, What board game requires the most skill? Chess. I noticed some people mentioning Scrabble too. Scrabble however, involves a significant amount of luck: what letters are drawn - when they're drawn, which opportunities present themselves - at what point in the game, who goes first (entirely luck), etc. (This isn't to say that skill doesn't matter.)

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Is it time to change your eating habits? A little bit...Less soda, more sparkling water.

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If there are more then 13 people (some family some not) staying in your house (appartment) would you say that's too many people in one place? For an average size house, yes.

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If this man sues and wins, does this mean I can sue the landscaper when he cuts the grass and I need Claritin? Read the article, please. An article isn't showing.

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What's a typical comment to keep conversation going, even though your not paying attention? Uh huh, yes dear.

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Can you tell me a Lie? No..

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What comes to mind when I say "Flint Balls"? Better not go jogging.

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What is a word you might hear while at the pool? Help!

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What's one gift you do not, give to a mother-in-law you just met? A time-bomb.

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What answers don't you want to hear, when asking about what makes relationships work? "It takes a lot of money."

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Fake fingernails or Real fingernails? Do you prefer one over the other one? I don't like anything fake on a woman.

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Guys: when it comes to relationships, do you eventually choose beauty or common sense? Common sense, but it doesn't hurt if she's beautiful too.

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What gets squeezed? Breasts and butts.

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What might someone go to court for? To play tennis :-).

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I say mothers ... you say? MILFs.

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I say "melt", you say ___________________________. In your mouth.

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Do you ever keep in touch with partners from past relationships? Just one.

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I want your ________? First born.

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I need 45 points, so that I can have 12345 points =] I love counting! You're six closer.

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What weapon would you least expect to see in an old western film? A light saber.

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I tried smoking pot the other day, but it didn't work. It was a ceramic pot and it didn't even catch on fire. Then I tried smoking a plastic pot and that just melted. What am I doing wrong? First you take the pot (a retired toilet) and grind it into a fine powder - this should help it fit into a cigarette paper much easier - then add a little gasoline. Let it dry out for an hour or so, then, voila, you're ready to smoke your pot.

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Why do people find The Bible (or any holy book for that matter) to be a reliable source of information? Because they WANT it to be a reliable source. It lends credence to the concept of life-after-death.

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If you believe the end is in 2012 and you are not a christian would you consider becoming one? One can't choose what they believe in. They either believe something or they don't. Anyone who thinks that they can choose, is fooling themself.

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What is the name of a person that broke the hearts of many Women when he got married? (Your opinion) A year from now, it will be "Brian." :-D :-D :-D.

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What is the most expensive thing that you own? My house.

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When's the last time you used the dry cleaners? I never have.

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I'd like a piece of ________? Ass.

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Where would you never be able sleep? Between a pair of railroad tracks :-).

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What might someone build? A house (I did).

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What common phrase do you hate hearing? "What ever!"

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Did you get me anything while you were shopping today? I got you a Mickey Mouse hat at Disneyland, yesterday.

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What is something families do on long car trips? Stop to pee.

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How handy are you around the house? Considering that I built it, I'd say adequately handy :-).

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Are you a repository of useless information? I know many useless things. However, YOU might find some of them not to be useless ;-).

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What's the last thing you spent over $500.00 on? A Toyota Camry.

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What do you think of the statement, "America, love it or leave it"? It's a good concept, but too general.

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Where do you put your keys when you get home? They stay in my pocket when they're not in the ignition switch.

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Would you admit on answerbag to having smoked marijuana? Yes, about ten times. A good 20+ years ago.

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How much more, or less, do you wish you weighed? Lose 5 - 10 pounds.

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Have you ever sold anything online anywhere besides eBay? What? I sold some large glass panels on Craigslist.

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Have you ever tried out for something, but not get it...what was it? Survivor and American Gladiator.

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How do you become more classy, and reserved and marriage material...? tips/pointer: Start wearing pants :-).

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"I don't really see people any more. I just see ugliness, liars, bigots, mysognists, and sheep. I can't look at people in the eye... they don't deserve the ground they stand on." Do you agree with this viewpoint or not? There are many who are that way - but many who are not

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How do you atheists know love is real based on sketchy testimonials and inconclusive lab data? What does atheism have to do with love? Are emotions supposedly only had by theists?

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Do you think you should be forgiven for cheating on your boyfriend at age 21? No, not at any age.

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"He's dead Jim". What other catch lines immediately identify a show for you? "Kirk to Enterprise." "Beam me up Scotty." "Make it so." (I know you didn't ask just for Star Trek.)

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What is the name of your favourite place to eat and what is your favourite dish there? At the "Y."

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Which one do you consider better: CCR or The Eagles? CCR.

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Which do you like more? Pink Floyd or The Who? Pink Floyd.

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How many black pairs of jeans do you own? At least one.

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How many yellow shirts do you have? At least three.

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Are you what you are? I yam what I yam!

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Anyone with hard nipples? Not mine - it's too hot for that sort of thing :-).

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Can you read my poker face? Yeah - you've a full house. On second inspection of your avatar, I'd have to change my answer to "you've got a full bra." :-).

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How many questions do you answer per hour on AB? Are you fast, or are you good? I'm good and slow :-).

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What gets locked up? Internet Explorer - more often than I'd like to admit (that's why I do AB using Opera).

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Where's one place you might find a ring? Bathtub.

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I want a tattoo on the top of my back but cant find something that I really like.... any suggestions? How about one that says "Brian was here" with an arrow pointing down?

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What time is it in Sillyville? Half past monkey ass...

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Some ABers change their name often. Should I change mine? If so, should I become Butthead, Cornholio, Dillweed, or do you have a better suggestion? Keep the Beavis part (for the sake of continuity) and add something - like " - Cornholio's alter ego."

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Do you have a Weapon of some structure in your home? Huh!?

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What is the best way of handling a partner who is controlling and makes it difficult to go and socialise? Although he goes out ...he cracks whenever I want to do something as simple as going to the markets and constantly rings and interegates me. Don't waste your time on someone like that - it will probably just get worse with time.

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Would you like to visit the Sillyville College Dorm Fraternity House? Only if there are topless women having pillow fights - like in Animal House :-).

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Do you have this Theory in Life?...Three Strikes and you are Out of Here Yo? I think it should be two strikes: After the second strike, they've proven that rehabilitation doesn't work on them.

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What do you do with a partner who is a compulsive liar? I'm sick of being angry about it and want to stop 'reacting' and somehow be more assertive...without me blowing up with frustration... Why waste your time on them? It's not worth it in the long-run. I found that out quickly - a long time ago.

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When you were little, what did you sometimes trade with friends? Sports cards.

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If a person moves close to the north pole in the summer and the south pole in the winter would they have continual sunlight 24 hours a day? Yes, but it would be the Summer at the South Pole - when perpetual daylight exists. (Remember the seasons are reversed across the equator.)

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Why did the blonde at the shopping mall keep repeating the word "Caesarean" to herself, over and over? She was parked in the "C" section in the parking lot?

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When you were little did you ever beg for something, please, pretty please, etc, how did you say it? "Pretty please with sugar on top."

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What have you seen someone juggle? Me, in the mirror.

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Who is that STRANGE GUY in the dark in the right column who keeps staring at me? He's creeping me out!!! Pay no attention to that man...

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I'M HERE FOR THE PARTY!!!!! Anyone comin' with me? Gonna have a little fun!! Gonna get me some!!! Gonna get me some...what?

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What might a young child boast about? Their daddy.

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What, of yours, would you never let someone borrow? My Cobra.

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Do you like to hear someone call your name? Yes, when we're being intimate :-).

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Do you respect your authorities? Fewer and fewer, all the time.

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What is a specific beverage that you sometimes crave? Docto Peppo.

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What is something annoying that people might do in an elevator? Barge in before letting other riders out.

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Do you act more on reason or emotion? Reason.

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I heard through the gravevine that you were speeding while headed home one evening. Is there any truth to this rumor? Oh, I would never speed...

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True or False? You have had sex on the hood of a vehicle? Had you been drinking alcohol before that? True - it was a combination of hood and fender. I don't remember if alcohol was involved.

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When's the last time you rode in a convertible? A couple of months ago...

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What's a sure sign that it's gonna be a bad day? When you look out the window and see this...

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Are you ready to race in a stiletto run? See http://www.gulf-times.com/site/topics/article.asp?cu_no=2&item_no=302485&version=1&template_id=39&parent_id=21 D'oh! the link isn't working for me :-(.

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When youve got a job to do, do you do it well? You've got to give the other fella helllllll!

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I have a baby bearded dragon (woo hoo) and cant decide what to name him, suggestions? Do you happen to have a baby bearded clam too?

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What one thing, about a girl, knocks your head round? A good uppercut will do it.

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True or False? I've driven a vehicle in a country other then the one I live in? True.

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What is something that comes in a bar? A pervert in a trench coat.

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Is there anything better than a good backrub? A good front-rub is better.

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Im a hiking fool how about you? Just a regular fool.

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Any bedtime stories you'd like to read to me? Tuck me in and turn out the lights if I fall asleep during the story? Can you please leave the door cracked a little bit? Little scared of the dark! Thx! The Headless Horseman, it'll relax you ;-).

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What is a good night song you might sing to someone to lull them to sleep? Video's welcome. Brahms' Lullaby.

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What is a different way of saying "Good Night"? (either saying Good Night to someone going to bed or telling someone Good Night cause you are going to bed) Mine:I'm going to go catch some ZZzzzz's! And I really am! Good Night ALL!!! Don't let the sand man boink you!

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What do you shake to get your protein? I shake tomato juice..there is only 1 gram per shake..but if I shake it about 3 times..that is like 3 grams. Am I right Yo? I've got something you can shake to get protein - but you have to shake it really fast :-).

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Did you know craigslist can we used basically as a prostitution site? Yes, I did know that.

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What is the fastest way of quitting the habit of eating cold turkey?(humour welcome) Eat cigarettes?

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When is the last time you used a real dictionary, by real I mean a tangible one, not an online one? Thanks! About two weeks ago.

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Do you know a song title containing the word "Lady"? Lady Madonna.

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If I asked, would you show me a pic of your real self? Certainly :-).

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Is there anything better than nice jugs? They can serve so many purposes... I like a nice pair of legs...they lead the way to such a nice prize :-P.

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How important is intelligence to you when seeking a mate? Pretty important. I definitely had a problem with a former girlfriend who was quite attractive, nice, but ditzy. Even though I was with her, I still felt kind of alone.

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What did you learn from your father that you will never forget? To write my name on the ground when peeing outside.

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When you stand after sitting for awhile, Do you sound like Rice Krispies with all the snap, crackle and pops going on in your joints? LOL Those noises all come from my hind quarters :-).

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I am bartending tonite at Frankster's Sillyville Bar..What can I get you tonight Sweet Love Muffin? I'll take a Sweet Love Muffin!

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Hit or Stand? What cards am I holding, and what dealer-card is showing?

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My wife is pregnant. i think it would be hot to try sucking her nipples while shes lactating. has anyone ever done this? A former girlfriend was on the pill, so with a lot of stimulation to her breasts and nipples, I was able to withdraw milk. It was definitely a turn on, and the milk was quite sweet.

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What is the most you have shown in public? Everything.

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What was the last thing you bought at a hardware/home store? Cement backerboard.

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What are you afraid of and why? Flying Monkeys.

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What do you have that absolutely no one else does? My fiancee.

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I have a Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sprite or Coke to choose from. Which would you choose for yourself? I'm choosing the Dr. Pepper! Docto Peppo :-).

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Does 2nd hand smoke bother you? Yes.

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What was the last restored car you saw? My 1966 Mustang convertible, today.

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Would AnswerBag Wii make you fit? Ummm...liquor in the front, poker in the rear?

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You accidentally bump into a child thats alone, with an ice-cream cone, sending the cone flying; what do you do? Run away...no, buy him a new cone...no, run away.

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How can I change my hair color to gray without chemicals Have sex wit Hillary Clinton.

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What would probably not be a good flavor, for soda pop? Liver.

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How tall would you guess I am in this picture? 5'4".

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Stop that man, he just stole my____________ Aircraft carrier.

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What is something you would see in Texas but not in Alaska? Uhh...liquor in the front, poker in the rear?

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Do you hold in your sneezes or just let them out and scare people around you? I always let them out. It seems kind of dangerous to try to hold them in - like your eyes might pop out :-D.

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What is the name of a contest that is often held in bars/pubs? Uhhh...liquor in the front, poker in the rear?

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Do you do your banking inside, or use a drive-thru? Neither, I usually use the walk-up ATM.

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If oboma is not all black then why do we call him the first black president Some people WANT him to be black so badly that they disregard the fact that he's half white (and raised in a white environment). The news media is probably as much to blame as anyone else - they want to sensationalize things whenever they can. Unfortunately, this is stealing the thunder from the future "first" black president (one who is actually more than 50% black).

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Would Jesse Jackson make a good Supreme Court Justice or a better Secretary of State? Ha ha ha! +5

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Besides the beer and liquor, What other items could you possibly find in a bar? Ummm...liquor in the front, poker in the rear?

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Besides drinking, What else might you see happening in a bar? Throwing up.

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What religion is the right religion? There isn't one.

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Whats the ugliest american-made car, ever? The Aztec ranks up there.

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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything? I cannot tell a lie.

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My bag got empty who got my points? I took them and traded 'em for a pack of beef jerky ;-).

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What do you never want to see again? This question :-D.

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Are you engaged/married and STILL looking? If so why? Engaged and not looking.

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When you are invited to someone's home for the first time, do you take a gift with you? Not unless it's for a special occasion - like a dinner or cocktails etc.

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Can you name one thing, that you think is still, made in america? Babies.

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If you do adult webcam shows through messenger, where online do yo meet your viewers and what method of payment do you use? I've met viewers through Craigslist. No payment is involved.

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How many of you have watched or performed on a cam? And if you haven't would you? Performed maybe 10 times, watched only once.

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If you had the choice to have been born black or white , what would you choose? Kind of beige, actually.

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Sage to Maestro is no easy accomplishment. I am starting to believe, and so are the Thousands of visitors to this site, that there was an 'equal level' applied across the board at some point, regardless of point value, what do you say of this? You need to clarify your question.

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Would you consider yourself a Mushroom? No, but I have a body part that resembles one.

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What is the name of a food that contains a lot of sugar? Pixy Stix.

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Yes or no? and if yes, then why? same for if no :^) No, because it takes fewer keystrokes to write.

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What style / brand pants do you prefer? Levi's 501 size 31X36.

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What was the last color you painted onto something? White primer.

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What is the best sex position for fat girls? Probably Missionary - other positions might not allow access if you're talking REALLY fat.

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I got some Troll Blues. Is there a cure for this? Do you prefer Troll Blues or Clown Blues? +5

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I just passed you the Sillyville Peace Pipe Yo! So what do you want to talk about? On a scale of 1-10..10 being the Sillyiest and 1 being boring..How do you rate? I'm not in the least bit silly - or do have reason to disbelieve me?

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Do you plan on having sex today I did earlier, but it's now 11:05 P.M. and my fiancee is more than a hundred miles away, so it doesn't seem likely.

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Do you ever have trouble with flying monkeys? How do you deal with them? Only when visiting the merry old land of Oz. I happen to be tight with the Wicked Witch - so I rarely have problems with them.

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I just heard the Screaming Broccolies were playing nearby, what's the most unusual band name you have ever heard of? There used to be a band that played locally called "Live Action Pussy Show."

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Whos got, great legs? My fiancee...mmm...

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How much is gas per gallon by you? And what state are you in? $2.59 in southern California.

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What is something people sometimes swap? Bodily fluids.

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Do you have a secret stash that no one knows about? what is it? Do you mean besides the sex toys?

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What part of your body do you wash first in the bath? Hair. Top to bottom.

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Do you paint your own house? Yes.

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What is one thing, you might catch? A foul ball at a baseball game.

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I have an antique chair that was in the Mobile Home fire at my mom's house. Does anyone know of a way to get the smoke smell out of the wood? Besides taking it to a professional. Let it soak in a septic tank for a week - I guarantee that you won't smell the smoke any more.

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How often do you get up in the middle of the night? I rarely get up - maybe once or twice a month.

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I just saw Billy Mays in a commercial on TV. Do you think they should still be making money off his image in this way? I dont. Sure, you don't want his wife to lose the income that the ads generate, do you?

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Have you ever ate cat or dog? Sure, I've had many pussies.

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What is your favorite endearment to call your sweetheart? Hey Baby, baby, baby! (In a silly baby-like voice.)

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Why is it considered rude for owners to let their dogs wander on to other people's property but owners don't think it's rude for cats to do the same? One reason is that dogs don't bury their poop.

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How's YOUR Friday night going? Good. How hot is it there? I'm in my underwear and still sweating!

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On July 24 minimum wage will be increased from $6.55 to $7.25 a hour. What are your thoughts on this? I think minimum wage should be determined by economic conditions, not by law. It's a step toward socialism. Minimum wage jobs aren't intended to make a living from, they're for people ENTERING the work force, students, etc.

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Have you ever cum from cybersex? Yes, with an audience.

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If Sillyville had a Dot Match Dot Com Dating Service...What would your profile say? This would be mine..I will take all the pointers that I can get. Feel free to beat mine. I'll give you a pointer ;-).

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I am thinking about adopting another kid, I already have three. Do you think I should Yo? Oh oh! Adopt me!

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What is your perspective on sex? Once a day is pretty fulfilling.

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What do you wear when you are going to bed for pajamas? Nothing.

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What jams? Toes.

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What would look stupid, if it was chrome-plated? A velvet Elvis painting.

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I'm in Mexico for the summer. Are you afraid to visit here? If so, why? Just don't drink the water - unless it's bottled.

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In your opinion, which state has the most friendly people? The state of intoxication.

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What might you need a spray for? Underarm odor.

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So I am trying to send a relatively short video through Yahoo mail, It has been loading for about 2 hours now, and it is a zipped file, any way to do this faster, Thanks Even using dial-up, it should have uploaded by now. I think Yahoo! mail has a limit of 10 Meg. That should take an hour at the most with a dial-up connection, or MUCH quicker with any high-speed connection.

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What's one thing you can use a bedsheet for? It comes in handy when making a bed.

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What makes the best chasers? Monsters and zombies make really good chasers :-).

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What's one thing you might need gloves for? Rectal exam...ewwww!

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Where can you see a pass? At your nearest singles-bar.

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When a person that you love has no money for rent,a car, or food because of a drug adiction leting them stay rent free, useing your car and feeding them gives them no reason to quit. How do you help them without inableing them? That's called "enabling." Unfortunately it enables them to continue their bad behavior. You have to use "tough love" to get them to stop using.

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What's one thing that comes in a 'pack'? Wolves.

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How far would you go for a loved one? As far as the closest fire hydrant, or even farther!

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Why are vegans soooo flatulent? Stop pulling their fingers :-).

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Sour Dough, White or Wheat Bread? I'll take a wish sandwich on Sour D'oh!

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OK ladies I need your help, wired bras, how do I stop them squeeking? the bra woman said its the weight of my chest but its annoying! Ailsa, I have a fool-proof method to stop your bra from squeaking: Take it off :-).

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If you created an animal, what sound would it make? Eliphino!

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What was the last Random act of Kindness that, You did for someone? Giving you some bonus points. +90

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I am a tool. I have a long 5 foot handle and a flanged metal base appropriate for scooping or digging. What am I? You sound suspiciously like a shovel.

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Does anyone have any idea as to what might be causing my dogs behavior change? She always just got along with me like an equal, favoring the rest of the family; but then she started staying in my room a lot/showing affection - this isn't like her..? You might have an undiagnosed illness that she senses (sorry, I'm not trying to make you worry).

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Are you satisfied with your life right now? Pretty much.

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If your bed could speak , what would it say? "Settle down, up there!"

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Think of a name that you believe that no one in the US has.... Dunderhead.

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What's the largest home improvement project you've ever personally done? Building my house.

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Hersheys bar or reeses cup? Resses, my favorite.

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Who's missing? Rocket. Last I heard her grandfather was in the hospital.

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What question got you the most points on ab? I believe it was this one...http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1498304

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Would you buy and electric car? Yes, if they didn't cost any more than gas powered cars. Check out the Tesla http://www.teslamotors.com/

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What are the stupidest things that are holding you back right now? This darned seatbelt - I cant get out of my car!

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Have you ever wanked off to another ABer? Not yet :-D.

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Sillyville is having their Annual Hot Bikini Contest for Their Much Loved State. Rules are that you Represent Your State Well..I am already Miss Ohio. What State Are You Miss Hotstuff? I can't seem to find my bikini...

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What is something or some place that has flashing lights? A carnival.

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How can I get someone to try something new? Double-dog dare them.

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I am still waiting for the Sillyville Handy Man? We are Paying 100 dollars per Hour? And we want Pictures! I'm pretty handy. Just what is the job description? And what kind of pictures do you want?

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What would be some fun games to play in Sillyville? Something involving nudity.

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Did you ever see that episode... No, the tape in my VCR ran out half way through. D'oh!

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What item from the grocery store would you let someone lick off of you? I think the better question is "what item would I not like licked off of me."

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How can I get over my fear of clowns? Have sex with one :-D.

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Can I rub some sunscreen on you? Its getting hot in here? Yes, and make sure you rub it in REALLY well...and then add some more...faster...faster...

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How do you see yourself in the scheme of things? Primarily - in the mirror.

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Approximately what percentage of your epidermis is showing right now? About 20%.

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If you had to describe answerbag in three words, what would they be? Big time-user.

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I have no idea how to ______. What word can you use to complete the thought? Something that others can do but you cannot. :-) (Mine: I have no idea how to GIVE SOMEONE A PERM.) Complete the thought.

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By this time next year I will be _______. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? Married.

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Are you currently masturbating? Now I am :-D

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What is your idea of "eye candy"? You, with a strategically-placed lollipop :-D.

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Guys: Have you ever gone up on your shoulders with your back against a wall or bed, positioned your cock above your face and jerked yourself off shooting cum into your own mouth? Yes.

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Topless or bottomless? It depends on the activity involved.

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Guys, when you jack off, where do you squirt your cum? Into my mouth, sometimes.

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When was the last time someone watched you masterbate? About a year ago.

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Would you let a stranger watch you masturbate?Have you ever let a stranger watch you masturbate? I had two women come over and watch me once. Also on webcam, several times.

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How many of you have eaten your own cum after masturbating? Yes, my own.

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Guys! Do you ever masturbate in different ways or always the same? What ways? Lots of different ways. I've taken movies of myself doing it and posted them on web sites.

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Have you ever watched a guy masturbate? I've had women watch me masturbate on webcam.

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Would you ever sell your most prized possession? I wouldn't like to, but would, if necessary.

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Is it wrong to masturbate with your sister's bras? If she's wearing it at the time, yes.

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Have you been dishonest with anyone lately? No, not me :-).

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Guys how many of yous like fake breasts, i dont know why but no matter how hot a chick is when ever i see those fake breasts i get real turned off by them is that weird or swallow for me to think that (dating and porn wise) Definitely a turn-off. I've been with women with implants and you can feel where natural meets fake. At best it's distracting, no matter how natural they look (one had hers done by the surgeon who did implants for the San Diego Charger cheerleaders - so they were very well done).

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Would you like to see fruit trees planted in streets? No, too many accidents would occur with trees in the streets.

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Men how many of you hate to give oral sex to a woman? A guy once told me most men don't like to. I love to. Nothing turns me on as much as making a woman squirm out of control while giving her oral.

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Have you ever plucked a Turkey? Hmmm...there should be some dirty answer to this...

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Did you know you can actually choose to be happy? Well, they say one can choose to be gay, so...

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How much fun would it be to watch Palin vs. Clinton in Election 2012? I'd rather watch them in a wrestling match.

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Have you ever worn Black Fingernail Polish? My fiancee does most of the time - is she evil?

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Why do they discriminate against socialists in America? Historically, we've fought socialism because it conflicts with our system (although Obama seems to be steering us towards it).

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Your thoughts on cuttlefish? They're amazing.

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How naughty are you? Take the quiz ~ see my answer below for more details. $375.50

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Honestly - do guys care what your vagina looks like? What do you WANT it to look like? I have pretty long lips (labia minora) and I'm a little selfconscious about it because pornstars seem to have small ones and what if that's what guys are expecting? :( Yes, I care, and I prefer prominent minora to prominent majora. I like to suck and tug on them. Also, there's something to see before even touching her.

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I had a dream my car got stolen, what do you think that means? Are you sure it was only a dream, and that now you're dreaming about asking a question on Answerbag?

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Girls: After a guys cum into you do you wash up or go to sleep and let it all dry on its own? My fiancee likes to leave it inside her, then gets a nice reminder of our love-making later in the day, when it starts to seep out.

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What make you puke, throw up, or vomit? Amusement rides that make me dizzy. Or are you asking - what makes ONE throw up?

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Have you ever been offered oral sex by a total stranger? Yes, more than once.

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Do you currently have Q-tips at your house? I've got fake ones.

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I'd like to buy it for what it's worth, and sell it for what people think it's worth. What's( IT?) Diamonds - they're not nearly worth what the industry has made them to be.

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Do you think prisoners should be picking up more trash? Yes, and some good old-fashioned rock-breaking with sledge hammers.

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Cracker or pretzel? Usually crackers. Pretzels tend to be used as "fillers" for snack mixes etc. But I still like them too.

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Do you perfer Ketchup or Mustard? It depends on what it's going on - ketchup or mayonnaise.

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If you could change the colour of bananas, what would you change it to? (cannot say green, yellow or brown as they already turn those colours. Flesh colored.

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When did you last feel honestly Loved by your sweetheart? Today.

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...saltines or ritz?... Ritz (with bacon).

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My 13 Year old daughter just made a bet with me. Hay-Bug and her little friends don't think I can get up to go jogging at 5:15 in the morning?? Oh she is so wrong? Who thinks I can do it..because I am not a morning and jogging..whats that? I don't think you can get up that early, but I believe you can stay up that late instead :-).

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Where can I go to get me some of that pie that you are eating? You don't have to go anywhere. I'm having it right here...Mmm...

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...sausage or bacon?... Bacon.

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What's the last thing you measured with a ruler? Isn't that getting a little personal? :-D.

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Have you ever visited Finland, France, Ireland, Italy, Germany or Porugal? No,no,no,yes,yes,no.

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Did you ride the Yellow bus to school? Yes, I rode the yellow school bus sometimes. It was ridiculous in elementary school because my bus stop was more than half of the way to school. I rode my bike when I could.

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What is a good reason to do the "happy dance"? Because you're naked, and have the house to yourself!

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How is your mood today? NO sun, Partly Sunny, Mostly Sunny, FULL Sun!!! Mostly sunny - and your mood today, NUNYA?

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Poll: Chicken, Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Or Steak? Which one do you like the best? Steak for me.

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Have you ever noticed that there is an inverse relationship between the number of people who enjoy your humor & how funny you think it is? Sometimes, but I think you and I appreciate each other's humor pretty well.

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In the ______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? ...Town where I was born, Lived a man who sailed to sea, And he told us of his life, In the land of submarines, So we sailed on to the sun, Till we found the sea green, And we lived beneath the waves, In our yellow submarine, We all live in yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine, We all live in yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...

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Philly Cheesesteak, French Dip Sandwich or Caesar Salad? French Dip Sandwich for me.

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Do you remember Billy Squire? Of course I do :-).

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Billy Squier or Billy Idol? Squier.

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What would fireworks look like if you were flying in a plane and could see them? Has that ever happened to you? I experienced something similar to viewing them from a plane. I once saw a fireworks display from the Stratesphere Tower in Las Vegas. Most of the fireworks were below us - pretty cool, actually.

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Never date a guy who ......................? High-maintenance.

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Do you remember The Knack? Yes, I still have my "Get the Knack" cassette tape.

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How are you feeling? Good, thank you - and you?

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You get one question to directly ask Obama: what is it? WTF are you doing to our country?

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Would you vote for a president who isn't Christian? Yes, I'd prefer someone who is not Christian - or any other religion - in the White House.

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Have you ever visited Italy? Only the Dolomites, in the extreme north.

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If I told you I was a smoker would you dislike me? No, I'd say "smoke this!"

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What do you resemble when you get up? Occasionally, I look like I haven't even been in bed - maybe 2%-3% of the time. Other times - not so hot.

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Is there any real proof that the world is going to end in 2012? What is the reason that it's supposed to?

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What was your reputation at school? In elementary school, I was the class clown - believe it or not :-).

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They say "If you dream that you die, you died." We can't ask dead people, but it sounds like hokum. Anyone ever dream they actually died? I had a dream where I died, followed by credits - like at the end of a movie. But I awoke living, so it's apparently not true.

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What makes you salivate? Thinking about those Mega-Warheads candies - they're super sour.

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What do you do more often....have sex or masterbate? And why? Have sex. I haven't masturbated since I've been with my fiancee.

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Who wishes to be dominated by two women? Be honest and serious. Sounds good to me!

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When was the last time you experienced a Peruvian Flute Band? Do they play meat-whistles?

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Whats the largest amount of money youve held in your hand at once? It was at least $17.98.

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What is something that a GYN shouldn't say to a woman on the exam table? I can hear my echo! Hello....ello...lo!

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Have you ever been aboard the mothership? No, but I've been aboard quite a few mothers :-D.

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Do you wish it was your birthday today? Not if it means actually being older.

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Can you honestly say that you are someone people should look up to? Yes, and not just because I'm over 6' tall :-).

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Have you ever been sent nude pictures of someone and you found them horrible to look at? Yes, I've received some that weren't very enticing :-).

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I dont have a nickname, if you could choose one for me what would it be? and why? How about Thumper?

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Is there anyone more famous - world-wide - than Michael Jackson? Yes, I'm familiar with Clint's career, and I am a fan of his, but it's still hard to tell. How can one really know without taking a world-wide poll?

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6/29/09 Anyone else having a major page loading problem? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

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Do you wear clothes to sleep in and are they sexy ones or the run of the mill kind? Come on now be honest. lol My sleeping attire is sexy... it consists of nothing :-).

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Do you call it cheating when you kiss another girl while you r with some one(a guy)yes or no n why? Yes. Anything more intimate than a hug is cheating, in my book.

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What is the first thing u do when u wake up from ur sleep? It depends on if my fiancee is with me ;-).

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No job, never had a bf, don't do my hair, nails or wear make up or wear fancy clothes (forget heels) but I'm not ugly. Why can't I get a man? I prefer natural girls over high-maintenance ones. You sound pretty down-to-Earth to me. There are guys out there who would be interested in you. I'm guessing you're pretty young - fewer guys appreciate your type until they get older.

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Smoker or non-smoker? Non.

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When you work weights and such on your thighs.. Such as squats and lunges..does it make you lose weight in your thighs? Can it make them toned and skinny? When you build muscle it adds weight.

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LUCKY______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? Duck.

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Can you pick me up? It depends on how much you weigh :-).

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What is the name of a famous person, dead or alive with the name "Michael" or "Jack"? Jack the Ripper.

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WHY DO GUYS THINK THERE ARE NO GOOD GIRLS OUT THERE AN WHEN THEY FIND ONE THEY DON'T REALIZE IT ENTILL IT'S GONE I don't think that there are no good girls out there. I found a good one, and am now engaged to her :-).

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I have read things on the internet about men being predispositioned to always lust after different women, being their genes are making them behave this way. Do you believe in this or think its a bunch of crap? It makes sense in evolutionary terms - spreading one's DNA around to insure the production of offspring. I think that the urge goes away with increasing age, however (true for me, anyway).

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How many estimated times have you ever been asked for nude photos of yourself since you been surfing the Internet? please state if your male or female in your answer. Dozens of times.

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What is the heaviest metal known to mankind Osmium, I believe.

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What can you do with a Small Penis? I don't know, mine isn't small.

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Has anyone ever made money off Craigslist? Someone got $800 from me. I bought their car.

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Have you ever given a stranger a lift in your car? Yes, several times, but not for many years.

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Would it bother you if a tattoo / piercing artist saw your significant others private areas for tattoo / piercing purposes? I would be more bothered by the fact that she wanted to get tattooed or pierced :-).

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I want to be your _______.? Candy Man - by Roy Orbison song.

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When you win the lottery, will you buy me the new Lamborghini Murcielago? pretty please Yes, if it comes out in a Hot Wheels version :-).

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What happens if you have -1 points? Your car gets repossessed.

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Have you ever had to pay a fine? Three times, I believe.

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Have you ever been on the local news? Yes, they showed me in a Jet Ski competition.

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Who is the closest person to you right now (as in physical distance)? I have neighbors, probably between 100 and 150 feet away.

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What's your attitude toward chocolate? We get along just fine.

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I bet I can answer any question you have about alcohol..would you like to try me? I'll answer the last part of your question: "would you like to try me?" How nice of you to ask...Sure :-).

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Have you ever tasted spotted dick pudding? What did it taste like? I believe you know the answer, BB :-P.

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What three qualities about yourself are you most proud of? It's my vim, verve, and my dynamism.

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Do you eat watermelon seeds? No, you're probably confusing it with women swallowing you-know-what :-).

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Did you know that I am now a Grandmother!!!!? I did not.

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Is there now more cell phones in the world than cells in the human body? No, there never will be. The Earth couldn't hold enough people to have that many phones.

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Does it count as masturbating if you only do it on the outside?(for girls) I seriously want to know. If you're stimulating yourself, it's masturbation.

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Are there any naked pictures of you in this world? Lots. Videos too.

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How do guys clean up if they ejaculate on their stomach? My fiancee licks it up.

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Do you think the internet has depersonalized us? Just look at all of the anonymous users on AB - I think that that says something about it.

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What was the last country you last stepped foot on besides your own? Austria.

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Why does anyone risk love? The rewards far outweigh the risks.

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? Extremely unlikely. Why that particular date (I hope it's not that wrongly touted asteroid again)?

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What other purpose have you used a wire hanger for? other than to hang up clothes......... I saw a movie where a woman used one on herself to end her pregnancy (yuck!).

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Cats,love them or hate them? Love (most of) them.

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Do you believe in complete separation of church and state? Yes, it can get very dangerous when government and religion are linked. Holy-wars...need I say more?

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Would you rather stay home or go out on major holidays? Stay home - I usually don't care for dealing with large crowds.

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Which is a more effective refrigerant.. R134 or R12? R-12 is, but is bad for the Ozone layer of the atmosphere. New systems require a greater volume of R-134 to cool as effectively as R12 did.

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Fill-in: Let's all______! ..."Go to A&W, food's more fun at A&W." This was as ad for A&W Root Beer Drive-in, decades ago. (This makes me wonder what other important stuff is locked away in my brain :-)).

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