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Why do so many ladies like horses? they are 'huge' and they don't answer back. obviously
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How do i know if i am a homosexual.sometimes i get horny for Daniel Radcliffe (harry potter)and other actors the time to get worried is when you start getting the horn for gary glitter
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Gay guys, did you became gay by accident or by choice. Did you "slip" on a bar of soap ?
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How to get a relative older teen cousin not think that you are a slut,yet have some fun(no sex)that you wouldn't do again with them? Such as out of curiosity and the fact that you would not just do it with just any other guy unless dating them. (not me) sounds like your keeping too much in the family... Have you seen the hills have eyes ?
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How can I not suck at life? are you a carp?
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Do you hate Bush? I prefer trimmed or waxed
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Have you any suggestion to stop crimes? big sheets of fly-paper
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Name Something you Jump on...? The nightboat to Cairo
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What are some good ways to keep your arm in shape (pitching) without actually pitching? watching quality adult entertainment
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How would a woman behave to make you classify a her as a BITCH? it's all in 'that' look/glance. It's clear.
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If two people with braces kiss, it it possible to get stuck? best do it away from commercial flight paths and shipping.
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Who is someone you can always count on? Nosferatu
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Is it ok to want to choke someone when ur having sex? d'you mean choking a 'third party'?
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One word you always use and give an example. 'Brundle' - to eat ferociously. (From the character Seth Brundle, movie - The Fly - Brundlefly, when he 'brundles' the biscuits by throwing up on them and sucking them back up and records it on his video tape.
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What color/pattern is on your pillowcase? dribble patterns
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Is good piano playing attractive to you? most definitely, although I draw the line at Stevie Wonder and Les Dawson
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I have had many bf's in my time. i can never keep 1 past 5 weeks, the boy wud always dump me. am i doing something wrong that makes him do that? stop making jokes about their manhood every time they light a cigar
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Name Something Every School has...? a boy who still looks like a foetus.
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Name the place where you last saw a woman breastfeeding her child in public? in some weird house but it wasn't a baby, it was a member of parliament dressed in a nappy.
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How do you feel about your neighbors right now? better now they're under the patio
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How do you feel about obesity? not much as a matter of fat.
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Would you rather be a vegetartian or a carnivore? (aside from health issues, like becoming overweight) predator
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...what do you find tedious?... not being able to stop the deluge of simultaneous thoughts constantly swirling in my head, hence it's 04:13
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What is the best way to avoid come downs wen ur on ecstasy pop another one
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If you build it, they will come...but what will they bring? bailiffs and an eviction notice
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What do slim girls like? in my experience they enjoy the sensation of being 'full'.
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What is a movie that you liked and was popular in the 80's or 90's? Bruce Campbell VS The Army of Darkness, a real howler, I managed to get another copy the other day, noiace, black comedy horror, can't get enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQtDimqQLXM
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What's your favorite type of gathering? a bagful of shrews
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My ankle is cracking non-stop especially at the end of the day, and only the right foot. its never been injured before and it releases a relief why? must be the weight of all those extra toes
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Do guys see girls with tongue rings as 'slutts'? I don't see anything, I just hear a speech impediment.
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Can you name something you have to peel before you can eat it? crevettes/prawns
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What WERE you doing up in the Woods at 2 am last night...? digging up another of trouble's shallow graves, it was nearer 2.30am
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_________ called! and he wants his ___________ back. (Fill in) The dentist called! and he wants his nitrous oxide back.
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Name something you can proove. if you look in the dictionary, I can prove you spelt that wrong.
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How do you get a guy to notice you. Please HELP! flop one out
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Matt Dillon is 44 and has not been married. How can such a hottie escape from matrimony? escape being the operative word there........or there's a possibility they think he's Matt Damon.
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What looks good with brown hair and green eyes a massive zit
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How do you nicely tell someone to Go Away...? I say, how about toying with the idea of pissing off, hmmm?
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What are some good excuses to get out of work? an alien stole my skin last night, so if I turn up to work, call the police.
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Which part of the female body do you think about the most? Why? I can't stop playing with it.
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Finish it... You knock on my door, I answer, then____________________________________? I lamp you with a sock full of gerbils and make good my escape.
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If men alledgely think with their penis, what do women think with? the duty neuron.
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Do you prefer a shotgun, a sniper rifle, or a crowbar? what the phuq for?
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Do you believe butch lesbians would make good moms? probably better as a father figure
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What are hot dogs composed of? If it's not 'mechanically recovered meat', it's the nose, udders (which give it the 'bouncy' texture) and everything else they can't get on a hook.
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What do you think my voice sounds like? a belt sander
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Name something you associate with Cowboy Movies...? spitoon
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If a foreign power invaded your country, where is the first place you would go? I'd hunt them down, throw my arms open wide and suggest we all hug.
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Who would win in a fight between Satan and God? make sure he's got beer or pizza and invite him in.
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What are the duties of devil(SATAN)? generally keeping the place tidy, restricting divine immigration, minion recruitment, gremlin task assignment, opposing god, arranging mysterious night-time activities, soul buying, general torment, severe torment, deep belly laughing, stock control of chicken's feet, soul possession, trident practise, project management.
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What did the british encourage the indians to grow instead of food? their bottom lips
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What does your underwear say right now? it's washing day
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Is there anything a song has NOT been written about? oily nads
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In That 70s Show, what did Donna mix to make it taste like dr pepper? It's like a couple types of liquor. Amaretto I think, it's a sweet almond-flavoured liqueur of Italian origin, made from a base of apricot or almond pits, or sometimes both.
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Have you seen a mouse in your house before? If you do see a mouse in your house what will you do? yes, they're quite sweet really. So long as you don't encourage them by leaving food around they'll soon get hungry and leave, no need to kill them.
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I believe in the God and the Goddess, but my proof is only subjective (I feel them, but I don't necessarily expect everyone to do the same.) As long as I don't try to convert you, is this enough evidence for you to at least accept my beliefs? absolutely, and we'll hear no more about it.
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Simple, name of thing that is shiny. easter egg
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Is it better to tell the truth, and cause an argument, or remain silent, and get along? it depends entirely on circumstance, but people get doubley pissed off if they catch you fence-sitting in that situation so it's a tricky one. I had the same dilemma with a couple of friends, she was seeing someone else on and off and I knew, but I didn't say anything because there was a chance that I'd lose them BOTH as friends if I did, I didn't lose either fortunately,...
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What is the rudest form of social conduct? the Dutch Oven. This is when a person farts in bed and pulls the covers over the other person’s head and holds them underneath getting a full blast of their gas. See also covered wagon or a hot bunk.
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Hi, my yorkshire terriers mated twice yesterday, it was by accident as we didnt shut the kitchen door properly when we left them seperate but is it likely she will be pregnant now? she is a year and a half and he is 11 months :( yes, if they've done 'the do' she's most likely pregnant.......who as a dog could resist?
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With vampires so prevalent in our pop culture, are paintings of them showing up in art exhibits or museums? in the form of mirrors.
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What are some good words to say 2 sum1 who feels like crap? 'fancy a beer?' or 'do you want to go gnome-smashing?' or 'do you want to talk?'
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Wow -9 and counting?What is the problem atheist trolls does the truth hurt? yes, and counting, now go away before I make you eat your sandals.
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Who was your super hero when you were a child. example batman, wonder woman, bionic man or woman superman/girl ect bananaman. 22 acacia avenue. http://www.80scartoons.co.uk/bananaman/bananaman18.jpg
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Why do atheist keep asking can you prove God?Why cant you just open your eyes and see that this couldnt have just happened?The Bible says someone who doesnt believe in God is a fool= someone who says in their heart,there is no God. Why would atheists ask you to prove something they clearly don't believe in?
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Do you wash your own windows? don't get the buckets mixed up.
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Do you find your SO in a dress incredibly sexy? I'm sure I would, I just need to find her.
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Have you got a well known land mark where you live if yes what is it. yes. this thing: http://mydorset.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hardys-monument.jpg
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Are there any Sea-Gulls flying around where you Live...? yes, heaps.
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What is something that makes people ill? shit drugs
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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE FROM FLORDIA a knobscoffer
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What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta? You can't gargle a bucket of gravel.
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Where is the fuse for interior light onan 2002 Toyato Corolla LE No owner's manual? The fuse probably governs a few devices in the car aswell as the interior light. Hang on, I've found it. http://manualspace.com/search.php?q=2002+toyota+corolla+LE
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What's your favourite type of sweet? I really like aniseed, in any shape or form; blackjacks, aniseed balls, pernod, pastis, arak etc
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If you are a divorced woman...and you have fallen in love with another woman...how would you feel about her raising your kids? I think if you're divorced and you've fallen in love with another woman that you're not going to reopen your heart very easily to another miserable time, I'd trust my judgement if I were you and let it happen, if you're serious about this woman then there's no avoiding her family input really and if you do she'll resent you forever. What I'm saying is...
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What type questions would you avoid answering? If the Q is not flexible enough to play with or if it's a boring Q.
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Can you tell anything about me by looking at my name? Joseph's technicolour dream one was taken?
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Have you ever started something you cant be bothered to finish? No, never, I'm ADHD and drowning in 25+ years of unfinished projects and insanity.
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How many people do you know called Emma? about 3, not enough.
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I want to be either most loving or hated person on answerbag. gnomes
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Would you buy used underwear from a consignment store? would you sniff them first to make sure they were clean? there's no point in sniffing to see if they're clean if they're secondhand, I'd probably sniff to ensure dirty dirtiness, in fact I'd probably volunteer to work there.
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Do girls like watching porn like some boys like watching it? who cares? lol. sorry ladies, I do care really, loads.
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Which of these lookalikes do you find to be the most attractive: Brigitte Bardot, Claudia Schiffer, or Pamela Anderson? Bardot, but I'd like to try them all over a number of years to help me make up my mind.
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America tastes like_________________? doughnuts
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What kind of Pasta is your favourite? Tagliatelle is mine Ginster's
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Do u have a friend that is a hoe dirty or just not such a good friend but ur still frinds with? Vicky Pollard.
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Is it necessary to have lots for friends in life? no, it's necessary to have a few friends only, otherwise I feel the person never gets really good at being themselves because they're too thinly spread and trying to keep the whole world happy.
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If you saw a car accident, would you help be a witness, or figure someone else would do it? check for signs of leaking fuel, potential explosions etc., deal with them if possible, then drag everyone clear, pop home for a bite to eat, don the cape and go save the rest of the world. All in a days work.
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I am a 18 years old boy and lot of people say my face is "cute".. the kind that attracts homos..And actually i find it quite true..And they really creep me out...PLEASE..Can't i do something? have a drawstring surgically grafted to your rusty sheriff's badge, pull it tight and walk with confidence. But on a serious note; as you get older (not patronising) your cute thing will fade as you realise the twisted ways of the world in which we live. Girls like cute faces too, perhaps you should be flattered that both sexes find you attractive, but I know what you mean, it does feel a...
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Ever done anything crazy with a bunch of beer bottles? nothing quite like that, shit they must've been bored..
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I'm kinda addicted to porn comics right now..is it normal?? if no,what should i do lol, there's nothing wrong with a healthy interest in carnal knowledge, keep spankin' that monkey......
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How do you put an image as your avatar? click on 'view my profile and activity' top right, than find 'See My Public Profile Edit my profile/avatar' just under 'GO!', click on it and you'll find 'Your avatar: Click here to change' - click on that to change avatar. Lemon squeezy :)
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? go on, I can't wait any longer..........
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I want to try out for my high school football team and I'm a girl I'm aloud to but I don't want to scare any of the guys away or something like have them stop liking me because I'm in a sorta guyish sport.. any suggestions? if you manage to scare away any boys by taking up sport, then they're undoubtedly unsuitable for a 'go-getter' like you. Don't you worry, I find a girl who wants to do sports, sweat (or perspire for girls), get scratched or muddy and be as fit as a butcher's dog very desirable indeed. I'd be your friend :) good luck
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Can you describe yourself in 3 words? off my rocker
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Do you have a formal dining room, and if so, do you use it regularly? dinning? are you the fronch policemin from Allo Allo?
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Would you journey to the center of the Earth? there's no gravity there, I've been.
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Name something that breathes a gerbil
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What's your one word description of "Madonna"? sinew
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Whats your secret ingredient for a great kiss? cigar smoke
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How far are you from the beach? 5 min by car
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HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY VACUBLARY? Listen to plays
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Name 1 thing that can burn satan's steering wheel
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I can't tell if my really good friend is done being my friend. then he isn't done being your friend. I suggest you stop looking for evidence that isn't there.
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Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of cheese-related questions today? it must be my stinking bishop ...
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Do you remember numbers or names easiest? names, I'm terrible. you can kind of create a rhyme thing with a number to absorb it.
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What do you think of racism towards gingers? they're alright in the dark. (no offence intended)
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Name 1 thing at a doctors surgery 'woman's own' magazine
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What's worse: prescription dogs or street dogs? prescription dogs are regulated and therefore have certain elements missing that the street dogs have got. If you're using dogs for the right reason then I'd say prescription dogs are worse.
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Whatever happened to intellectual integrity? The duty neuron couldn't be bothered to go to work anymore
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What would be a really bad reason to call 911? squirrels fighting in the garden
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I want to make scallops without adding butter to keep it healthy...any ideas? wrap them in pastrami and sage leaves, the pastrami will create the frying medium, possibly not the healthy option but shellfish are extremely high in cholesterol anyway. Cook over high heat.
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Why is it always the "left" nut? LOL, I'd never noticed it, but you're right.
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Is squatting healthier to defecate than sitting? so long as you stand on the seat
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If you could be an animal what would you be? a Llama
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I am locked out of my 88 Thunderbird that has automatic door locks. The lock on the top of the door is missing, so I am unable to pull that up with a ahangar. Does anyone know how I could get in to my car without breaking the window? a slim jim http://truhcapital.com/images/ez-jim.jpg
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What is your least favorite food? marzipan, although I like almonds, and jellied eels
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What in hell is your problem??? huhn? It's these chaffing clag-nuts, they're as big as hogwarts.
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What is Italy famous for? Our Lord Pininfarina
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Add word/words to the word. _____________toast ___________________ alphabetti spaghetti on toast making rude words
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Add word/words to to the word. ________________magic ______________ dark magic consumes all
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I think Moob's & Cankle's sound really funny, what body parts amuse you? the poond or gunt
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How to make bathroom grout white? bleach scrub
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Why did slavery persist in to the 19th century? people don't stop before they're stopped
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Will you accept dog's salivation? only if the dog is a good dancer.
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How can i tell when someone answers my question? and where can i find my answer? top right
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Is farting in public more socially acceptable in Europe? It's more than that, it's a means of communication.
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What's your favourite meal when you're down? this question should be in the adult section.
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Guys - how many pairs of Boxers do you have...? one pair, reversible.
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Obama want to do agreement with Taliban & Alqaeda.do u support him? No he doesn't
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STOP-DROP- and ROLL, what's the first thing you think of? alight
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What the heck is a neck thong? it's a dance isn't it?
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What is it you love about that first kiss? the relief that there's no stubble
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What frustrates you? waiting for anything.
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What would happen if I ate my poop? I'd offer you a mint.
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You answer the Questions on AB Because _______________? ....they'd really pile up if I didn't.
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If someone dies in a hotel room, should the hotel be required to tell the guests of that room? It would seem strange that they didn't know already?
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Guys, how do you handle irate women? holding out flowers with a falconry gauntlet
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Can you name some things you would see from a hot air balloon? curved horizon
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Name 1 thing that stands Herman Munster
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What do you guys think about breast implants? My chests too hairy for implants
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Whats your favorite cut of meat? forerib
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If you could change your age what would it be? 6,000 years old
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Don't you think that dogs would make naturally good roofers? LOL, that's a howler! +
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What would you do if you were standing behind a movie star at a grocery store check out and they pulled out a bunch of coupons? punch them for publicity purposes.
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Is kiss the first step towards the door for friendship. better than a vulcan death grip
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Have you thanked dog for giving you a good life? lol, I'm thinking it over.
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Dont bother_____. .....!
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Do you take your life seriously? Yes, so seriously in fact that my collar bones have button holes.
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Who's smarter me, or you? It's gotta be me because you asked first
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Can you name something which is Cold? raspberry soup
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What do you when you can't sleep? dance
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I ate some bad cat meat last night. How do I get over this quicker? scratch a post
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What will you do if your girlfriend/boyfriend doing blackmail you? tuck them tidily away under the patio, noone would ever know........
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Women get breast implants to improve their self esteem - what if men got bigger sacks of balls? Would that make them more attractive? personally I need a reduction
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What is something you like to eat with Fish? Lime juice and Bok Choi
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Name 1 thing that is quiet a rock
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If you died tomorrow, how would you plan your funeral? casket? Cremated? flowers? People? Ceremonies? burned, ground and snorted by my friends
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How can I get rid of a hangover? Poached eggs on toast and 1-2litres of vichy catalan/sparkling mineral water
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Bullies; what are the best undergarments to wedgie? I shouldn't think you give a toss what anybody thinks, but that's just the way with bitter and twisted weirdos, good luck in your tormented, lonely life.
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Oh you smell so ________________> inviting.....
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...what is something you can "step" on?... Mr. Bull
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What is the best way to shave your balls? I really dont feel like useing a razor. Anything that i can use to get that nice and smooth feeling? stripwax, it's the only way to be sure and quick
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What is the name of a movie/TV detective? Inch High Private Eye
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Do you ever get bored on answerbag? When Mr. Bull has finished yet another box of doughnuts and has slithered back to the computer to insult people again.....
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Can you name a sexy bald man? Uncle Fester
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If I said you were "slow on the uptake", how would you react? upper-cut
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Put word/words in front or after the word. ____________ please ___________ Mr Bull, PLEASE go play with the traffic, please please please please.
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Put word/words in front or after the word. ____________ please ___________ Mr. Bill/Bull whatever, PLEASE pull your top lip over your head and swallow, please please please please.
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Do you think 'God' is alone? He's got his apprentice
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What are some things that people MIGHT shoplift? a piano
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Know any good political jokes? Tony Bush
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What makes your life difficult? gnomes
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What is something you would associate with the "Titanic"? unsinkable
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What does the japanese word shite kureru mean? Badly manufactured people carrier
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Should post graduates pay back student loans, or should their education be free? I think postmen have a hard enough time as it is, let them keep it.
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Someone just came up to you and spit in your face. What do you do now? attack without mercy
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Why might someone look down on a drug addict? they're on stilts at the time?
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Who or what created the universe? Pablo Escobar
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Are you confused. ...confused but cheerful.
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What is a word you would associate with an Architect? Urban monstrocity
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Is your nose too BIG for your face? not from where I'm standing
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What is the name of a person or a band that was popular in the 1960's? Captain Beefheart
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What is something you can find inside a cell? serial killer (top bunk)
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Most men dislike................? enemas
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How do i wash my cat?he doesnt not like baths String bag and a jetwash.
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Is it ok to propose with a vaginal ring? don't you think it would be a little too interesting when it came to the fitting, not to mention the service?
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What was your last Crisis...? I didn't know whether to wear the boiler suit and ballgag or the gas mask and thigh waders
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My car seems to be shifting gears slowly and definitely makes a a hard shift (sorta like jerking you forward while driving) sounds like the seat's the wrong way round...
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Is farting fun? non-stop, best if you have someone to compete with, through competition I've developed highly defined and impressive 'blast' muscles I didn't know I had.
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Can you name five thing that you do everyday at work or at home? yawn - fart - stretch - burp - scratch
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What, in life, do you wish you had more of? fish
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...what is something you can put glitter on?... Glitter will happily stay on anything underage.
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What is a name of a specific type of wood? painful wood.
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Why old men like young girl? the hunger for firm flesh never dies.....
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Starting with the first letter of your name can you name 1 thing you can buy from a supermarket jauli flower
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What tastes good out of a can? tuna steak
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What is the 'Burger King' chain called in Australia? Kangaking
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What is the oddest fish you ever ate? it was while I was on holiday in Brasil, a tuna taco.
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What is something the Romans did? They had a special room called the 'Vomitorium', where'd they'd go to regurgitate whatever delicacy they'd just gorged themselves on so they could go and eat it again. That's the life........
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Name Something You Can Push? drugs
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What do I do when my cat is sleeping on my lap and I need to get up without waking him? use one of these http://www.murphydog.com/cat-carrier.jpg
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Name something that is Pulled...? groin
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What is the easiest question , which can be answered by every one? Any question answered by, 'so'? is a winner
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Is age discrimination practiced today? yes, it's rife, age discrimination 'is worsening' One person in three believes age discrimination is worse now than it was five years ago. Three-quarters of those questioned did not think age discrimination would improve over the next five years and 28% thought it would get worse. Age Concern - which conducted the research on 850 people over 16 - says the government...
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What is cutting the quick mean? the expression is cut to the quick - it means to cut someone to the bone Definition: to slice the flesh of someone or some animal clear through to the underlying layer of flesh or to the bone.
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What is the name of a famous person with Red Hair? I hate him, but Mick Hucknall.
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Why should we help each other? because it's difficult to watch other people struggle, but careful, that girl helped Buffalo Bill with that sofa into the back of his truck...........
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What should a person do to be lucky in everything? David Banner
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WHat is something you put on walls? sugar, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Diarrhoea or vomiting? .....difficult that one, I like them both equally.
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If you see someone's testicles have slipped out of their bathingsuit, would you mention it to them? yes, but later............
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What word or words could you use to replace the word "yes"? Affirmative.
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Can you forgive your enemy? you're still enemies in peacetime.
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Is there a fee 4 being a member or asking a question if so how do i cancell lol, that's £2.57
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Do you find fields of Rape calming? Have you ever been in a field of this flower? It absolutely stinks when in full flower, really sweet, horrible.
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What is the worst mix of 3 vegetables to have with a roast dinner lettuce, raw potatoes and corn ears
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Which country had the first written history? Pakistan http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/334517.stm
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If your dog or cat had an answering machine, what would it say they were busy doing and couldn't answer the phone? sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm pulling myself along with my front legs on the carpet, but you can reach me on my mobile on 07........
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I've starting walking for 30 mins a day. Any tips? avoid any well trodden pub routes
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What is something you could find in a public toilet? George Michael
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Can you be a fan of yourself? What would that be called? Autofanatic? egotistic?
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How can i tell if i have a poltergeist? there are finger marks in the peanut butter
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What is the first thing you think of when I say "replacement"? hip-hop
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Where would your dream home be? venus
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Types of abbreviations allowed wtf
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What is something that can be fun to do but can be risky? chainsaw juggling
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How does an atheist "get saved"? The atheist is already saved
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BUSTIN'________!!! What word or words could you put in the blank to finish the statement? ...one out.
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Rubber mallet...................what's that all about then? Ahhh, I can see now how it could excell there, amazing what you find in the hardware dept.
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My penis hurts...who wants to rub it to make it feel better? I've got a belt-sander here with some 40 grit
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What are some things Irish people say? b'jesus
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Who do you know that deserves the last name roid? Emma
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What would you do if I follow you? attack
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What is the real love target? Rusty Sherrif
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With all the gods to choose from, how is one to choose? make them fight
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400 times one forth 100
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Hi, my computer has been infected with the virus Trojan horse Generic12.BVCJ. Is it possible to remove it myself, and how, thanks this site is awesome and should have all the answers you need, just type in the virus name http://www.processlibrary.com/
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Has eny body seen the scary version of snow white? seen her? I've slept with her.
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How did you lose your imaginary friend? in an imaginary crowd of friends at my birthday
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Which is the sweetest sin? to eat the rose in the lady garden
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Where was the animals from The Animals were an English music group of the 1960s known in the United States as part of the British Invasion. Known for their gritty, bluesy sound and deep-voiced frontman Eric Burdon, as exemplified by their signature songs "The House of the Rising Sun" and "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place", the band balanced tough, rock-edged pop singles against rhythm and blues-oriented...
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Would you have made it out in Juarssic Park? yeah, easy.....I'd have 'happy-slapped' Mr. Rex and filmed it on my mobile.
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Name something People make into a Ball...? hedgehog
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Never put anything smaller than your _____ in your ear? elbow
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Any ideas for a 60's rock and roll cake I have to make for a lady? Do a big blue suede shoe sponge with a black cream filling.
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What causes one to be homosexual? the same thing that causes heterosexuality
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Name a Part of the Body spelt with 4 letters...? gash
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How many licks does it take a cow to get to the centre of a salt lick block? they should introduce a salt suck 'lozenge' for cows so they can get on with their lives instead of standing there licking a stupid salt lick, I've never liked them......
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Im new to this site... What is with all the stupid questions? there's another one.
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What do you call a collector of beer cans? a bit rowdy sometimes
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What lesson can I learn from your life? never rub another man's rhubarb
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Name something you can buy in a tin. BEEEER!
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Do anyone know how to lose 28 pounds? bet it on global economic recovery within 5 years
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Name Something carried by a Handle...? cat carrier - http://asklimehead.com/images/cat-carrier_smaller.jpg
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What is the worst thing you can say to a policeman? I'm glad you pulled me over officer, I'm absholutely shmashed!
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What is the worst thing you can say to a policeman? Eskimos have blue helmets aswell.
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You're walking down the street and something catches your eye. You bend down to pick it up.......what is it? My septum, I'm a cocaine addict.
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Have you ever come across a 'player' in AB? Is one asking about one's self Kitiara, hmmm?
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What would happen if I were to swallow my chewing gum? it'll tie you up in knots, eventually causing you to turn inside out over the years.....
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Spiritually Speaking, If I Just Staple Some Shag Carpet On My Chest, Will I Get More Chicks? yes, it's a foolproof plan.
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Could anyone spell ROMANS in latin for my 7yr old homework project it is for his front cover Romani - I did latin at school
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Will you let them eat cake? .....so long as they made it.
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Iron supplements are often needed by? The Bionic man
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The one thing which you can associate ONLY with a guy/man? single barrelled pump action yoghurt rifle and two heavy magazines
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Would you make an effective Diplomat? I ask the questions here!!
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Name a kind of fish or sea creature? Lumpsucker http://aslo.org/photopost/data/517/151lumpsucker.JPG
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Why do you pee? to avoid severe discomfort, stretch marks and eventual death
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Given the choice of eating the chilled brain of your enemy or just burning it, which is more healthy? eating it it may be healthier, but I can't see it working wonders toward future social networking..
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What produces a sound that bothers you? my phone
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Do you like casual work clothes, business casual work clothes, or uniforms? Why? or Why not? Casual work clothes, I'm always covered in crap and I'm ready for anything that comes up......
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Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? I used to take a box of Bonio to school, they're really nice, gave me a wet nose in the end.......
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What would make a good real life substitute for a talking pet if you are single? a girlfriend
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Considering police are currently cracking down on loan sharks could i get away with taking out a loan with one then grassing them up then i wouldn't have to pay back the loan right? LOL, I like the train of thought but doing that would be in contradiction of the 'kneecap safety' clause in the 'unspoken' small print.
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Should i quit my job? I hate it? Find another first. It's not like it used to be when you could tell your boss to stick it and go next door and start another job in the next 1/2 hr, as tempted as you may be.
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What is the name of a famous person who is considered to be "short"? (Mine is Dr. Ruth~anyone remember her? LOL) Danny de Vito, I understand he once travelled to L.A. as Daryl Hannah's hand luggage.
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What is another word for said? Bellowed
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What is the first thing you think of when I say "Detroit"? (USA) that you didn't need to put the (USA) bit.
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What TV show, past or present, best represents your family? Fraggle Rock
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SHOULD I GET MAD IF MY BOYFRIEND WALKS A GIRL TO CLASS? No, get even........
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Do i get water for energy? if so how much do i get? 20% of your energy comes from liquids if that's what you mean?
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Ever dreamt about a celebrity, what happened? Yes, Milla Jovovich........and she loved it.......
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What's the first website you check out everyday? http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "French"? onion seller on a bike with striped shirt, hairy armpits, waxed moustache and a beret, eoh-eoh....
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What's another name for a toilet? The BIG telephone
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What is a word or phrase you would use while in the kitchen? (doing dishes, cooking, sweeping...) Pukka pie
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People who do so much wrong, do they even feel the guilt? or have they grown accustom to it? They just drink Ovaltine
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Name any celebrity who has successfully mutated themselves with the help of 'surgeons' into something frightening. They're all good answers; but for me it's gotta be this one: jocelyn wildenstein
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Why do lot of people convert to Islam today's age? they're not
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What is something with wrinkles or that can get wrinkled? nipple
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Can you complete this sentence? You're slower than ______________________. slower than a matrix body-swerve
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You asshole. If that's the depth of your thoughts then I'll understand
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Is there any song that makes you wanna kill somebody? Agadoo by Black Lace
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Guys - do you Beep your Horn when you see a pretty Girl...? No, I display mine
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So what is in my box? I dread to think
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What is the best description of a best friend? four legs and fur
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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? I've woken up in the cells again
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What is the first name of the last baby you saw? it
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What punishment you will want for rape offenses? pulled through with a thorny shrub
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What are your views on teenage abortion? back seat
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What are the dimension of eiffel tower? it's got hairy armpits
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What color lipstick is sexiest it depends entirely on the pigment of your skin, red doesn't work every time and can look slutty on the wrong person, which is also nice.........
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Have you ever prayed to god for a bigger penis? I think you need to go to confession about your tiny one first before you start appealing elsewhere for a bigger one...
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What is the true test of love? suppressing lust
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What does BOB stand for? "B.O.B." (short for "Bombs Over Baghdad") B.o.B is also a rapper from Decatur, Georgia.
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Would you suicide or be tortured? call the samaritans
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How do I earn points and level up? it's a slow and slippery slope I'm afraid, some people are generous, others ruthless........ruthless I say.
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Do you carry a lot of Weight on your Shoulders...? my head's way out of proportion if that's what you mean
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I woman on the news this morning had twin girls. Each had their own womb. I have never heard of this, have you? yes, sounds like you need more womb
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Would you turn and tell someone you love them right now and let me know you did? \Perhaps someone who hasn't heard it for awhile! bloody hippies.........
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When shopping for zucchini, is there any way to tell if they are bitter short of tasting them? they are all bitter when cooked unless you do the do with the salt
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Can you discribe your Grandma in one word? missed
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What can I do to get rid of bitterness when cooking zucchini squash? slice them, or whatever you're doing with them and sprinkle liberally with salt, leave for 10-15mins, this will draw out the liquid that tastes bitter. Rinse well before cooking. Enjoy.
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AIDS or diabetes? does that include the hospital bed?
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Name an occupation, you might use a rope? gangster
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Name a televised sport where no running is involved? swimming
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What do guys like in a girl as much of me as possible
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Would you spend your money on fruit or snake foods? snake food - a box of compressed chicks
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What do u do when u get so pissed off that ur about to stab someone? get a hard on
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What do you think about Los Angeles County having a No Cussing Week in March? Bollocks
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What is a word with 5 or more letters that ends with "EE"? (committee, agree) detainee
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What evidences are there on the existence of god or a higher being? skidmarks on the bath mat
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What is the name of an animal and the sound it makes? (duck~quack quack) shark.......sharkety shark............sharkety shark
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MEN: What do you do when you're bored? pinch the tails off tadpoles and fling them with my catapult
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Let's see who can complete this correctly: "I wake up every evening with a ____________" ..raging marsupial.
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What is the name of an animal and the sound it makes? (duck~quack quack) Howler monkey
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Do you avoid controversal questions and answers to avoid people giving you negative ratings? Never, there's a good controversial crowd here.
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Best way to tie myself up? hold one end of the rope in your teeth, arms by your sides and attach the other end to a dog........
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Fill in the missing word/words. unlucky schmuck
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Do you own something Irish? yes, a woodworm who lives in a brick
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Where in the World can you view the best sunset? best place is the horizon
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How'd it get tied in a knot? I stuck it in the Dyson
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A lobster roll or a crab roll? Crab for sure, lobster is an over-rated, over-priced sea cockroach
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Im 18 and my recent bf tells me these storys about how he has told his ex that once after a fight he wanted to pour gas on her and light her on fire but he didnt mean it. What should i do about this and how should i feel? fill all his spare cans with custard so it turns into a fun and tasty game to diffuse the situation
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What do u want from chicks .....to grow good and strong and free so we can have some nice eggs for meringues.
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What do you think of this joke? Grandpa found a pill. See first answer. I'd rather crap in my pants and sit in it than hear another one.
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How can a man end a relationship without breaking a woman's heart? I know most women are emotionally unstable and would do anything bad to get back at the man. I think you're absolutely right to be concerned. I love women and I think you're being kind in saying that women are more emotionally unstable than men when it comes to heartbreak. Sometimes I'd go so far as to say that some women are emotionally retarded and not unstable.
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When you first meet someone, whats the first thing you notice about that person?(good or bad) the hair on their toes
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Can dolphins really talk? ......and type it would appear.
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Have you ever heard of balut? Would you eat it? No, it's just too weird, what's wrong with a sandwich or something?
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Finish the sentence: I like my coffee how I like my _(a)_: _(b)_. ...how I like my morning 'brad pitt'; alone with a newspaper.
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What bedtime stories do you read your children? Frankenstein or The Man in the Iron Mask
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What are some fun things to do when your with your friends, we are always bored... build a high powered potato gun
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Can you describe your cell phone in one word? crap
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You know you are no longer a kid when __________ happens? shit
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In your opinion, What is the 3 most beautiful animals? Bananarama
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What is it like to be drunk? swirling and often hilarious madness.
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What had to have happened in order for evolution to have occured? the passing of time.
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What techniques do you use to calm down when you get angry/frustrated? with the immediate use of unnecessarily extreme and unmitigated violence. Works every time.
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Taxes! Owe or refund? is it legal to groom for tax evaders, are you working for the government, hmmm?
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My guitar hero guitar for ps2 strums when im not even touching it and when i hold down for a long note it acts like i am using the wammy bar when im not touching it take it back.
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What would you do if a foot long camel spider chased after you but was not poisonous? teach it how to use a knife
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Now the world really is my oyster,where next? put some lemon on it, scoop it out and devour it by pushing it through your teeth and swallowing the delicious grey mess.
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What is some place that you should whisper or at least NOT talk in your normal tone of voice? in a girl's ear.
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Are bored woman insecure lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no, too secure........
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She's no __________? oil painting
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What exactly are antioxidants and how are they good for you? An anti-oxidant is a nutrient or chemical that reacts with and neutralizes oxidants, free radicals or chemicals that release free radicals. Antioxidants are also called free radical scavengers. Vitamins A, C, E and some of the B vitamins, beta-carotene, selenium and some key enzymes in your body are all antioxidants. They basically hinder oxidization/ageing
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How many 4 letter words or more can you make out of ABRACADABRA? CRAB RADAR ARAB BARB DRAB CARD BARR BARD RARA BABA BRAC
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What are a few things you have done to save money? hibernated
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How to kill the virus sasser on a xp windows computer? 1. To prevent LSASS.EXE from shutting down the machine during the cleaningprocess: a. Unplug the network cable from the machine b. If you are running Windows XP you can enable the built-in Internet Connection Firewall using the instructions found here: Windows XP http://support.microsoft.com/?id=283673 and then plug the machine back into the network and go to step 2. c. If you...
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What is something you would have seen in Old Western towns or homesteads that you wouldn't see today? Amputations using licquor as anaesthetic
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The answer to a good relation is simple why is it that no one knows it when its so simple? are we talking immediate family or other relations?
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Name something in your house you have for saftey reasons which you need to repair or get refilled? a snooker ball in a sock, there's a hole in the sock that needs repairing and then I can refill it with a new ball. Keeps me safe......
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Would a spit can be considered a bio hazard? Depends if you plan to bring the contents to life, or love it and grow it up in a massive petri-dish ready for dispatch?
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What should you do if your partner sleeps naked? Don a pair of latex gloves
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How do i become an extropian? Extropianism is a time served acquisition
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What kind of jobs are available for under 18's who have left home and need to support themselves? I'd go for seasonal work, they're crying out for people right now, holiday park/camp type thing, probably live-in too.
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Which part of the plane is the empennage? tail: the rear part of an aircraft
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Can you give me an example of a hyperbole? drier than a nun's nasty
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Why do people who drink alcohol in the street hide the bottle in a brown paper bag? It's nice to retain a little mystery despite how bad things are, and on those grounds we should never ask........
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Are you going out on a date tonight? where to and who with? I'm taking myself out for a drink tonight and when I'm not looking I'll slip some rohypnol into my drink, carry myself home and have my wicked way with myself
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History books that contain no lies are______________. What are they? alarmingly inaccurate.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to________________. Do What? yield to it and bask in it's warm and naughty glory
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When I get angry I______________________. .....dig a 6ft deep hole in the garden
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Who do you think of when i say 'Glamorous'? Pat Butcher
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Girls/guys, what is the big reason for dumping your bf/gf. mysterious odours
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Would you be my Knight In Shining Armor? Gender does not matter. I'm wearing shining cling-film sat on a donkey with a lance in my trembling hand if that's any good to you?
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It's nearly 6am should i bother getting any sleep now or will that just make me more tired? I got the same dilemma......I'm gonna flip a coin.
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If someone is really ugly but smart does that count? I can't imagine a more disagreeable combination, what the hell do you do with that?...
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How would you convert kilometres into metres? Kilo is greek for 1,000, hope this helps
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Do you occasionally talk about philosophical things with your friends? Do you find it weird sometimes? No, but my friends certainly do...
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Who is the coolest person in the world? it took me years to realise there was no such thing as cool, so I guess I'm the coolest person in the world for realising it first......Go Pimple! Go Pimple! Go Pimple!!
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How can a community organization succeed in developing the community? by burning all the books
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My dog has chose me over my Fiance. He will only come to me and when my Fiance tries to play with him he just cries and runs to me. I have tried ignoring him, but it hasn't seemed to do anything. Is there anything I can do to make him like my Fiance. maybe your fiance has been secretly thrashing your dog in your absence for something you've done in the past. Dogs are reality, there's zero pretence with dogs, they are reality and don't possess the necessary devious social life-skills needed to conjure up such an untruth in order to make you and your fiance fight.
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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? I used to bite my nails and I remember as a kid doing this one day and I stopped after a while because this foul taste had unexpectedly arrived, my fingers were covered in bird shit. You're the first people I've told.
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Every child has the right to....what? an attourney
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Dont you just love it when spooky music comes on in a scary scene in a movie? LOL, yes I do. I love the baddies, they're invariably hilarious. Zorg from 5th element for example, what a howler.
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What can I use to wash dishes instead of dish soap?? I'm out and degreaser isn't working....bleach, baking soda...will liquid hand soap get them clean? use dry salt on a sponge to scour and then rinse, if you use clothes detergent you'll have a job to get rid of the perfume
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What does your upper lip smell like? my dog's bottom lip
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How many years would be in a score? 20
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Where on the internet do you go find dostors taking patients? Romania
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Why is elton john gay you appear disappointed. I can't imagine any woman getting to grips with his bugger-grips, high heels and over-sized sunglasses, can you?
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Sarcasm is ............................... poetry
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Why do vampires suck blood? because it's not readily available as a sorbet
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Name any comedian /singer....or singer/comedian? Jasper Carrott
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If you had 24 hours of your life left what would you do and why? Predict the Reaper's entry point and take him out first
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I have a customer who asked me if the centrifugal pump we quoted him can be made kosher. How do I answer that? with multiple nods
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How to win a verbal fight? compete for the title by spitting the nastiest words
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Which Olympic sport to you is the most boring to watch? Curling for sure, with those stupid brooms.
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What is the greatist 3-digit number that contains no even digits and is not divisible by 3? 997
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How do I find out if I need a common agricultural policy license to export goods from the US to the UK? Customs and excise
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Do you get annoyed when some members ask extremely foolish questions? It really irritates me! I for one adore stupid questions and stupid answers, it's an inlet/outlet of humour for a lot of people here who've had enough of being sensible for a while, so just let them do it and carry on without question.
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What's the point of gaining points on this site? it's a demonstration of how generous the other AB members were when it was relevant. A bit like red-nose day, only it applies to the general public instead of AB. Points are something that just happen, ignore them is my advice, some people may treat AB as a popularity poll, but I don't.
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In what ways can eco-friendly parctices benefit a company? it can attract the attention of well-meaning hippies, keen to show their appreciation for anything that appears 'greener', who can later be rounded up and burned to keep the drugs off the streets and the building warmer in winter.
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How many miles do you have on your Car/truck/bicycle? how old is it? What kind? 158,000 on the clock and 459,000 on the back seat
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When I'm sewing on my machine, the side showing looks right but under is bunching up bad. What am I do wrong? sounds like your tensions are wrong, adjust them on the top or side of the machine first because it sounds like the bunching up is coming from the cotton reel and not the bobbin
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Are you a tool? ...more of an accessory
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Would you consider this animal cruelty? See link well it makes it easier to rig up to experiments I suppose, otherwise I can't really see the advantages
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How did Kiwi (fruit) get its name? Kiwifruit (Actinidia chinensis) were called Yangtao in China, their country of origin, renamed Chinese gooseberry when they were introduced to New Zealand in 1906, and finally named kiwi fruit when imported into the U.S. market in the early 1960s.
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I still love my son's father, but he doesn't know. I want to write him a really good letter to let him know how I feel before he moves away. Can anyone help It's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't. It'll torture you to madness if you don't write to him because you'll never know the outcome. There is also the possible rejection side to prepare for, but at least you'll know either way. Put pen to paper.
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Do you want to be anywhere else? yup, anywhere else...........
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What do you think when you see an obese person in public? Any stereotypical thoughts or assumptions? someone playing the tuba.
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When is it good to have a dollar? when you need to change it for a stronger currency
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What do Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln have in common? they both like stuffing birds
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Has anyone used a tapeworm to lose weight? only as a skipping rope.
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What is your birthsign? saggyhairyarse
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Is it possible for a man to have consentual sex, not rape, with a woman he hates? Has it ever happened? yes, so long as you do it with total contempt
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Have you ever seen the movie "Sparkle?" I think you're making it up
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What is the most interesting fact you know about an animal? The whale is an insect.......
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Why does 'peanut sauce' sound so. . .well, dirty? they're groan in the ground
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What simple theme could I make my blue kitchen, I want it to look nice but I don't have a whole lot of money. Does anybody have any ideas? I suggest painting with light, LED lights can be bought very cheaply and they're tiny so easy to hide for uplighting/downlighting etc
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How can i hack webmail user name and password that's a really shitty question, you should be made to eat something too big to swallow. Get lost.
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In which novel was the hero Winston Smith? 1984
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What is one thing that would be different if people didn't do bad things? (i.e. we wouldn't have computer passwords) there wouldn't be any swear boxes and therefore worse christmas parties
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My bf broke it off with me but says he wants to remain friends because he wants to keep hope alive for us to have a relationship in the future, but does he really mean that? He insists on still wanting to talk to me, and still loves me. he's trying to keep you on the shelf - suggest all or nothing - either of those would be better than sitting on someone's shelf
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What's something that is measured? my mood
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What is Keratokonas of eyes? What kind of treatment are there for this? I thought she worked for Iceland. No definition of this on the web...........
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How would i remove burnt on rubber off an iron grate of a fireplace?i left rubber gloves on it when the fire was lit and they melted onto it. burn it again, when it's hot wipe it off, or use a little acetone/petrol or something like that, ensuring of course that the fire is out and cool and there are no pilot lights etc
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Are you ok with airports installing automatic shotguns to shoot down flocks of birds that head toward runways? Yes, I think they should install them on every street corner in the city and take down the skyrats
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Why are girls so dumb? LOL. They're just pretending to be cos they're not interested
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What is the cause of wealth? greed, although I see nothing wrong with it
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What is something you would find on the floor? a 'walnut whip'
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What's something you would bring on a pic-nic? an air rifle
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We all know at least one ALPHA MALE. Do you know any ALPHA FEMALES? The tennis players - the Williams brothers
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I had a BCG jab in November & the areas still red & itchy..... this aint right is it? I think that's right
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Do you watch paris hiltons british best friend, she looking for a new BBF? apparently so, best of luck to her, she's good fun (single life etc), but I wouldn't touch her with yours..
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What is your favourite fruit or vegetable? Julian Cleary
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I've got 7 toes, it makes wearing shoes REALLY hard? Do you recommend having two removed? no, simply transplant one of the toes to the other foot and wear flip-flops, unless they're actually thumbs - in which case take to the trees
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Why does pussy willow sound so. . .dirty? because it thrives in the lady garden
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Why are my sexual experiences so few? I'm a fast learner...and when alone I practice a lot. :-) make sure you don't make the same mistake as me and favour one arm to the point where it affects the way I walk
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Welcome to NUNYA fast food restaurant. What can I get for you today? electric eel and catfish risotto please
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What besides Tuna, noodles, cream of mushroom soup, do you put in your Tuna Casserole? white wine
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If a cyborg from the future came to visit you what would be the first thing you'd do? see what future stimulants it had
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A man was running home when he was confronted by the masked man, who is the masked man? Joseph Koresh
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What are some of the most random things that are combustable? custard powder
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What does the "friends list" on AB do for you exactly? it's worth doing it for the uncertainty of it, anything could happen.
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What is your favorite song by the band Pilot? The Hudson Rock
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How did the camel get his hump? In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there was a Camel, and he lived in the middle of a Howling Desert because he did not want to work; and besides, he was a Howler himself. So he ate sticks and thorns and tamarisks and milkweed and prickles, most 'scruciating idle; and when anybody spoke to him he said...
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Can I access my work email from home using Microsoft Outlook? try www.mail2web.com, access email from anywhere
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When investigating cemeteries, sometimes its fun to try to decipher and read old headstones. Do you have a method to help this process? a shovel and a mutant you've constructed from body parts and fired up during an electrical storm
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Ok. I fell deeply in love with someone on Ab. I'm nuts right? It will go nowhere? it's as legitimate a place to meet someone as any other Victoria, all the best.....
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The other day i was tellin my fre i was gonna break up wit my boyfriend and one of HIS friends overheard me sayin it.and he told my boyfrien so the next day wen i went to break it off he said it first jus to be cool.now every1 is makin fun of me.. =[ throw rocks at them
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Why do we need birds? for christmas and thanksgiving
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Why does having house plants make you feel good? nurturing instinct fulfilled
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If Jesus has a postal address what would it be? 22 shit street, crucifix crescent, crown of thorns rd, mount of olives, sandalford, JE5 U55
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What is the total of nine numbers between 1 and 10? there are only 8
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What's the world's most poisoness jellyfish? box jellyfish
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Can you breed mother rabbits with their sons, and father rabbits with their daughters? have you seen what happens to humans if you do that? i recommend seeing the film 'The Hills Have Eyes'
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How many different ways are there for saying someone's drunk? hammered hootered sloshed mingered three sheets to the wind pie-eyed plastered wankered mullered blasted had a skinful sozzled punted out of your tree off your perch pissed sideways legless rolling drunk drunk as a skunk pissed as a rat blind drunk butted stinking drunk off your tits bollocksed blotto buggered bombed paralytic fried mashed inebriated pished ...
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Name one thing you dislike about your neighbourhood? the monobrow thing and the dragging the foot when walking thing too.
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Name two things you could live without? Herpes and gout
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How do you deal with paranoia around people the morning after a late night? if it's been a heavy one, we used to drink half a glass of water with half teaspoon of salt and half teaspoon of sugar, all that disappears and conversation returns. The brain is usually demanding food when the fear arrives, try it, it works well for us.
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Im pretty hot, tall, blonde, and have big boobs. i like this guy that is going out with a girl that is a lot uglier than me. how do i get him to like me instead? First thing to do is lose that unattractively high opinion you have of yourself, but he may have seen it so it may be too late.
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Why is Freemasonry called Freemasonry? Freemasonry uses the metaphors of operative stonemasons' tools and implements, against the allegorical backdrop of the building of King Solomon's Temple, to convey what has been described by both Masons and critics as "a system of morality veiled in allegory and illustrated by symbols".
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Whats the best word in the english language? humungus
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If I say "Jackson" what comes to your mind in a flash? escape from Neverland
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Ben Affleck is a bad actor. Do you agree with me? yes, he's pants. Ben Assflick, he's a ponce.
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My fellow big dog lovers: if you had to choose, would you get a small dog (under 25 lbs small) or a cat? It would depend entirely on what I was fishing for.
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What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog
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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your boxer briefs? Your mum/mom, hanging them out to dry.
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Have you ever been mistaken for Satan? It was no mistake..
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What's grey, 50 feet long and stinks of urine? a conga in an old people's home
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Do you prefer 8 in the morning or 8 in the evening? so long as I get my 8, I don't care what end of the day I drink them.
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You bought it because.........? I'm impulsive and it looked dangerous
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I am looking at a large vase of tulips. I think tulips are the only flower I know that looks beautiful even when they are dying. What do you think? I think you need to lay off the weed
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I have been constipated for a 24 hours now, what do i do!? tape the windows up 'cos she's gonna blow!!
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Why does oil change color when light reflects off of it? The reason a rainbow effect is created on oil is because of interference. Oil on a puddle will tend to create a thin film, which can be anything from 10 to 100 molecules thick, so it’s very thin. Each of them can act like a tiny mirror, so when light hits the surface of an oily puddle, some will reflect off the water under the oil, and some will reflect off the oil layers. As light is a...
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TONS AND TONS of wild animals in our world......What is the name of one that you would like to share? (anything from a smigget of a bug to a large Grizzly) lumpsucker - it's a native british sea fish
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Why man cant look inside because woman guards door
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Other than "Paris" what city could someone be named after? Grimsby
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What is the only english word with three consecutive reapeted letters? bookkeeper
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What do you say we all take a moment to click an ad-link or two and generate some funding for our beloved web site? not now, I'm busy....
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What are in your opinion, the illusions of our Society? birht school work death
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Do you need to go through police acadamey traning to become a humane law enforcement officer in the state of Washington? not sure, but if it was inhumane law enforcement you wanted to know about...........
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Do you want to home my kittens? see questions in leatherwork
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What's the best thing to prevent travel sickness? walk, actually that's not fair, I used to get it real bad, I found tht looking above the horizon at all times in a car worked well.
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What is the shortest complete sentence in english? ow!
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I dont shock easliy, What is a website that would shock me? No Porn please. www.bangedup.com - archives
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Would you ever consider plastic surgery? if yes what would you change? I'd have a 40cm proboscis attached to my lips
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Who wins the Creepiest award, The Burger "King" or Ronald McDonald? Ronald 'the Reeper' MacDonald, hands down. They should make him into rubber McNuggets or some other kind of McPouncy McPopcorn McClown McSnack McCrap
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Is it still legal to use a phone whilst driving in America? If so, why is this seeing as it is illegal and very frowned upon in the UK? because we're always on the phone and the police here go to extraordinary lengths to fund themselves
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Do you listen to insane clown posse?? if you do what is your favorite song? The Great Milenko album, it's all good, now stolen regrettably
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Whats the best way to trace my father. I am adopted and in touch with my birth mom but she is vague as to his surname or last known address. It was 30 yrs ago. I am in uk One of the best ways of tracing people, especially missing people is the Sally Army, they're brilliant and all over the world
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When should you sleep with a date you just got to know? when it feels right, and not a moment before.
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What movie in which theres the scene where a dude lying on the floor swallows drops from a leaking bottle on a table and he starts halucinating he is in the death tunnel and there are weird creatures carrying out experiments on him? are you sure this was a movie and not a flashback?
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If you were going to be kilt what would be you last words so they dooo wear underwear in scotland
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Where are you, when you are the happiest person? Myself, on the golf course with a few beers and a good cigar! Also, when my grandchildren crawl up in my lap and say, "Big Daddy, I LOVE YOU!" when I'm eating liver
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I need a cheap but good way to lift my 4x4 86 up? is that a bra measurement?
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Am I able to disagree with you without offending you? yes, but tread very carefully
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Why did the baker have brown fingers? because he kneaded a poo
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What do you think of when you hear the word "toucan?" toucan play at that game
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Who was the first female in the U.S. to earn a million dollars? Born Sarah Breedlove on December 23, 1867 on a Delta, Louisiana plantation,this daughter of former slaves transformed herself from an uneducated farm laborer and laundress into one of the twentieth century's most successful, self-made women entrepreneurs.
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My 86 yr old mother has fluctuating blood pressure that goes dangerously high to dangerously low during the day. What could be the cause? try netdoctor, they're pretty good, but ultimately take her for a checkup.
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When do you know a girl is bored of texting you when she runs out of credit
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What were Humphrey Bogart's last words? 'play it again sam'
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What time is it in ur area? 14.09 uk
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Did you like the game, operation, when you were a kid? awesome, loved it
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If you were rich for a whole week wa wud you buy freedom
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How should I move my lips during a makeout/hook up? Go from open to close with lips puckered? if you're making out, there should be plenty of other things to think about, don't worry about it.
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What would you do if your mates started kicking someone in you liked? if they're you're friends, you have the capability to stop them
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Hi i want to know by percentage the contents of water? 2 to 1 hydrogen and oxygen. 66.6666666666666% Hydrogen 33.333333333333333% oxygen
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I smoke daily. How long will it take to clear my system by simply stopping, without any kits? 5 weeks+
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Can i find out the owner of a lost ipod based on a serial number? Highly unlikely, it's a keeper I think.
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What is snot made of? It is a viscous colloid containing antiseptic enzymes (such as lysozyme) and immunoglobulins. Mucus is produced by goblet cells in the mucous membranes. Why you find it tasty is beyond me I'm afraid.........
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Name a food dieters should do without. beer
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How thick do you think an elephant's skin is, compared to ours? 0.5 to 1 inch thick, human - 0.5 mm on the eyelids to 4 mm
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What type of humour do girls like? It's the mind inside the body that counts, not the body around the mind ;)
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If other planets contain life inside or outside our solar system, do you think they will be friendly or aggressive, also what ways do you think would best to communicate with other life inside or outside our solar system? Aggressive, and as far as communication is concerned a good smack in the proboscis never hurt any 'thing'.
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Finish this sentence:i went to the movie theater and watched _________________? ...the couple in front of me.
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Is it weird to give a dog a last name and middle name or initial? Have you known of any dogs with elaborate names? Yvonne and Martin
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I have a 27" RCA tv that is about 10 years old and now has no picture on it but sometimes it has red spots moving on screen. does anyone know what that could be? thanks are the red spots still there when you turn away from the tv?
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How to become fair within a week........say me something that works? Michael Jackson should be able to help with that, so long as you don't mind a peculiar shade of grey
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Would you ever put an apple on your head for your best friend to use as archery practice? only if it was a hunderd yards or so
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Do you enjoy eating at a table, or sitting on the floor when you're eating dinner? I'd have to say table, but it depends entirely on the company
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Is it possible to get Hurt by the same thing that makes you Happy? It's the only pain I know
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What is your favourite thing to have on Toast? scrambled egg and marmite, mmmmmmmmm.......
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Have you ever worn a butt-plug? yeah, mine's pretty worn
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If the answer is "Save the big pieces"....whats the question? I've just barfed! What shall I do?
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Waht type of underwear do girl find most sexy on there guy theirs
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What is a jewfro? A Jewfro refers to a curly hairstyle worn by people of Jewish descent. Its name is inspired by the afro hairstyle, which it vaguely resembles. The term has its roots in the 1960s and 1970s when many prominent figures were described as sporting the hairstyle. The Los Angeles Times called college football star Scott Marcus a flower child with “golden brown hair... in ringlets around his...
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Is it racist if someone says europeans/european countries have the highest rates of divorce/alcoholism? no, not rascist, probably factual, they probably have the highest marriage rate and party rate too, hence the alcoholism
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Is it safe to get your anus bleached if you are suffering from hemmorhoids? LOL, you might need some kind of clamps to hold them back whilst you annoint.
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I just caught a 6th grader drinking what should i do confiscate what he has left and go drink it in the park, insulting everyone as you go.......
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My toe nail lifted while playing sports, its blue and hurts, what should i do lay it back down as best you can after soaking in hot disinfected water for a while, then wrap it up, this'll allow the new nail some protection while the new one grows, the old one will fall/peel off painlessly after a while. just change the dressing regularly to start with.
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What over the counter drug, etc can be used to treat a bladder/urinary infection just go for the purest cranberry juice you can find, be sure to read the label - none of this watered down concentrate, pure, and drink loads and loads.
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Jellyfish as a pet? Human as an owner?
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Whats the best way to get your own back on someone Legal suggestions or things you've done only ta I'm reluctant to show my horns here but I suggest buying a cheap bag of mustard and cress seed, about 1kg, wait til they're away for 3 days or so, sprinkle it round the house and go round with the watering can, everything has to go, horrible.........
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Butter or margarine? Why? Butter, everything else is 'space-slide'
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If someone was watching you right now would they be thinking you're weird? Yes, I have one with wild staring eyes lashed to a chair right now, so long as they keep their thoughts to themselves everything'll be just fine........
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Am I the only one who thinks that questions starting with "Am I the only one" are usually anwered negatively? yes, totally negatively, it's seen as a good opportunity to point the 'inadeqate' finger at the asker.
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How much money have you lost due to the snow in London? None at all, I live outside London
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What is one thing you should not do when getting pulled over by the police? show him the corpse in the trunk
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How do you feel about enemas? they're a bit of a wash-out.
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Name 3 Disorders? the're only disorders for those of you that don't have them.
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How can i reset the password to my lap top if it's windows, go to user accounts in control panel
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The cheapest thing I own is ___________ and I paid _______________ for it. The cheapest thing I own is a smile and I paid nothing for it.
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What is your opinion of Will Smith? he's just too clean, too acceptable to be a decent rapper, but ha has made me laugh a couple of times, so naturally he goes up in my estimation
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Good night .. =D Good night Sara x
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What is the easiest thing to crochet? worms
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Name a Plant you might Buy from a Garden Centre...? forgetmenots
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Better best forgotten? indeed.....
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Can the Western world continue to have cheap oil and maintain economic supremacy in globally? so long as it continues to invade oil rich countries yes
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Fellas if your girl found out you were talking to the girl you almost cheated on her with, would you stop talking to her like your girl told you to or not? make them fight.
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How would your perfect valentines day go? with a bang.............bang bang bang bang bang....
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What is something about a person that a comedian might make fun of? (make a joke about) oversized anything
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How much can you bench? I prefer chairobics
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What's the name of the oath sworn in court Loyalty Oath
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What is the role of these brain sections a) Medulla b) Cerebellum c) Hypothalamus d) Cerebrum ....stuffing with chemicals
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If you weren't _________, I wouldn't love you. obedient
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My lover and I are ______________. .....going back to the swamp
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Who is public enemy number one in your country right now? I'm working on it
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Would a rat be a good pet? very good company........
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What is your recipe for Italian beef (for sandwiches)? Italian beef is made using cuts of beef from the sirloin butt (Scala's) or the top/bottom round wet-roasted in broth with garlic, oregano and spices until medium rare or medium. The roast is then cooled, shaved using a deli slicer, and then served dripping wet after a reintroduction to its reheated beef broth; hence the need to use a chewy bread, as a softer bread would disintegrate.
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How old were you when you first smoked weed I can't remember...............
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What is an appropriate Valentine's Day gift for a guy who says he wants nothing (but has a gift for his girl)? give him what he wants......nothing
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Have you ever noticed how many people make a statement that ends with an up-turned tone...making it sound more like a question than a statement? yes, I hate that, I think it's a painfully desperate attempt to hold your attention
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What entices you to answer a question no one else has answered before? why do you think there are so many unanswered questions? ordinarily because the answers are boring...
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I am a word of five letters. Take away two and only one will be left. Which word am I? money
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When you are talking to someone do you like to maintain eye contact? yes, but not to the point of intrusion, some people just don't like prolonged full-on eye contact.
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Which age was the elevator invented in?(metal age, stone age etc.) The first reference about the elevator is located in the works of the Roman architect Vitruvius, who reported that Archimedes built his first elevator, probably, in 236 B.C.
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Ever Dated anyone you secretly thought was Ugly...? But you liked them anyway? yes, but an hilarious woman will get me into the sack every time, there's nothing I can do about it, they're iresistible.....
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Any1 want to see my belly inflation? I'd love to.
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What are some good tank mates that can go with African Cichlids? www.allcichlids.com www.vatoelvis.com www.africancichlids.net www.dartfordaquatics.co.uk www.cichlidlovers.com These should answer all your questions on cichlids, do you have a book on the creature? Failing that try this website for the solution to all. www.cichlidrecipe.com
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Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead! .......don't forget their parents and their parents friends.
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Which US City had a flood of molasses in 1919? Boston
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Why is the United States of America so adamant in their support of Israel? What are the reasons for our intricate involvement with that nation? High jewish presence in government, and it's a handy 'stepping-stone' to the middle east, isn't that what all the remote ownerships are?
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What is the cheapest place to buy the most efficient Roomba and which one is it? cool, this bunch makes and sells them - www.iRobot.com
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What things do you do to overcome doubt? investigate until the feeling subsides
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How do cells attach to each other? with millions of tiny hugs
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WHAT IS THE ROLE OF NATURE IN FRANKENSTIEN? ....to take a back seat.
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If you had a million dollars, you would buy? ...get it changed to a stronger currency
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Which bank (international or American) is strongest (least likely to fail under the strain of the world's current financial woes)? Pablo Escobar's
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Whats the corniest most childish joke you know? three flies on a farmer's butt. Which one's the boxer? The one in the ring.
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I am a new skype user with unlimited Canada and US package. When I travel to Cabo San Lucus, B.C.S., Mexico, what do I need to do to acitivate service, i.e., call back to Canada? I will have internet access in Cabo San Lucus. just make sure there's money in the phone account if you're gonna be phoning something other than a skype phone which as you know is free, then you can call from anywhere with internet access to anywhere with a phone.
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Do you like your name? If not, what name would you like to have? I prefer it to Frank Zappa's son's name, he christened him Moonunit
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Guyz check out my questions... pleas ... you need to get another man, because all the questions are based around him and the problems the relationship causes.
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HELP...my bf never treats me right..we had a date at 10am i got ready and called him he said "i prefer to sleep and i'll let you know if i could see you for lunch" i lost it and started shouting and crying he hung up 0n me! should i apologize?!! HELP.. No apology needed, he let you down and is in fact as stated, a tool
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What does "bulldagger" mean? The Bulldaggers are an insect rock band who appear in the comic books of Matt Howarth. Most members of the band have the inherent ability to move between alternate universes, which make for literally outlandish tour schedules, and add to the mystique of their status as fictional characters. This mystique is further enhanced by their "collaborations" with real musicians (especially the...
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Is cod liver oil a good way of reducing the risk of joint pain due to running? it helps, but Glucosamine is the answer
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What is the purpose of a commutator in a motor? A device used in a DC motor to reverse the current in the armature every one-half rotation so that the magnetic fields will work together to maintain rotation.
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Is life a choice? The introduction to life is mandatory but you can exit anytime you like, so life is not a choice but death is.
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Does it feel weird to walk and hold hands at the same time? Yes, looks strange too, I'd recommend holding someone elses hand
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PHOTOSHOP CS3: dosse anyone know how to get rid of that stupid little hand it wont go away and i cant do anything its driving me insane!! I had that problem, it might be a PDF setting, I uninstalled and reinstalled everything, plug-ins the lot and started again.
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Gossip about a person and his shadow will _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) ....will swing to and fro on a rope shadow under a tree.
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) bank account
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Art is the illusion of _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) talent.
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If you could put 5 celebrities on a plane destined to crash, who would they be? (can be actors, politicians, etc, but they must be alive today) Boy George Gary Glitter Robert Mugabee (ee-ba-gum backwards) Michael Jackson Margaret Thatcher
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How do i set-up a 12" sub (MA 1000 watts) and amp (1000 watts off brand though) in a 98 S-10 pickup you need access to the red and white (RCA) leads on the back of the head unit, link that to the amp with RCA lead. Best if you attach the + on the amp straight to the battery, put a big fuse (I have a 50A fuse) in the wire though near the battery. Link a thin wire from the remote aerial socket on the amp to the remote aerial wire on the back of the head unit and run a SHORT wire, as short as...
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Is it true that there's a certain frequency that when heard prompts you to (ahem)soil yourself? yes, it's called the 'brown note'
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What is a word used in golf? clubhouse
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Whats a good daily workout regiment? Im stuck inside all day and I need a good exercise plan. go to menshealth website, good programmes in there
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Which migratory bird migrates furthest? Sooty Shearwater - 40,000 mile annual trips
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What do you think....? ......thoughts.
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I am stuck on the last clue to my crossword. Clue: 'Noisy Disorder' 'U_R_A_' I thought it was 'unruly' but the 'A' above fits into my other word (guitar) Please help, I just need the last word. Thanks. UPROAR
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What do i need to look for when buying a very good camera? an honest merchant primarily, but it's how many levels of optical zoom you have that determines it for me.
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My two female rabbits are fighting and i dont know which one is starting it, i have a male and he gets on well with one of them, i dont know what to do, can anyone help? take some bets?
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What is 2000 in Roman numerals? MM
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Why do "travelling folk" aka gipsies have so little respect for planning laws and the local environment? because in their eyes, all that is bollocks, but they've got a point.
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What can you do if your kids raid the fridge when they come home from school? make sure it's well stocked.
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If you're talking to someone who is cross-eyed, do you focus your attention back and forth between eyes or do you try and not make eye contact? If I'm with someone I always assume they're talking to them and beat a hasty retreat
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Do you feel lonely? Not any more, thankyou very much for asking.
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Do you like girlz with big boobs? I don't know what all the fuss is about really with big boobs, they can be pretty unattractive if too big, just nice boobs for me please. mmmmmmmmmmm......
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What, exactly, IS "figgy pudding", anyhoo? 1/2 c. butter 1 c. brown sugar 1/2 c. apricot jam 2 eggs 1 tsp. baking soda 2 c. flour 3/4 tsp. ground cloves 3/4 tsp. cinnamon 3/4 tsp. nutmeg 3/4 tsp. ginger 1/2 tsp. salt Dash of pepper 1/2 c. chopped walnuts 1/2 c. raisins 1 c. dried figlets, chopped Cream butter and sugar; add jam, eggs, and baking soda. Sift together flour and seasonings and stir into mixture. Add nuts...
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What are some fun ways to use velcro in the bedroom? if you stick it to the ceiling and have curly hair, you could bounce on the bed until you get caught up
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What's in a maple bar? 1 1/2 c. unsifted flour 2/3 c. sugar 1/2 tsp. salt 3/4 c. cold butter 2 eggs 1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk (NOT evaporated) 1 1/2 tsp. maple flavoring 2 c. chopped nuts 1 c. Hershey's semi sweet chocolate chips
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What is the frist thing you think about when you wake up and get out of bed....? what was her name again?
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Which would you prefer electricity or only battery power? If you can only chose one of them! chicken and egg situ, you need one to produce the other. Batteries take one and a half times the energy to produce than they produce.
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Wow, I heard on the news this morning that 50% of the Chinese population is not working? Can you believe it? that leaves approx 150 billion gainfully employed
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Which of the following need to be absorbed into the bloodstream to exert their desired effect. A) fybogel, B) ventolin liquid, C) becotide inhaler,D) estraderm patches,E) canesten cream,F) cerumole ear drops,G) gtn tablets,H) corsodyl mouthwash, D) estraderm patches
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Will masturbation help with inducing labor? If you think your wife/gf would benefit from you masturbating in front of her while she's about to experience childbirth, why not? Maybe you should clear it with her first.
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What kind of weapons do aliens have? they have what's known as the wishbone gun, I've seen one, it thrusts a metallic arm into the enemy's derriere and travels in an upward direction, it then grabs hold of the enemy's bottom jaw, withdraws with lightening speed, rapidly turning the enemy inside out rendering them helpless.
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What can you think of that's fun to stroke? my hump
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I slept with him on the first date, what does he really think about me? if you slept with him on the fist date, do you really care what he thinks? You had him and that's that. The relationship is unlikely to last because of that.
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Do Mormons believe in another Jesus? not sure I care
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How many of you false negative pregnancy tests throught the first couple months of pregnancy? could you descramble that for me please?
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When do you start wearing bras and deo? as soon as I'm the only man left in the house
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How is school?do u like it?what's ur scheduele? well, I've got intense spelling practise all day, hmmm?
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Do u like AB? yes, no doubt, I love it here, it's had me in tears of laughter on more than one occasion, brilliant
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In the past week I couldent remember what I was doing like how did I get here, why am I here, We did THAT? is it bad that I cant remember my past week of life? it could be something as simple as a mundane week, and therefore not a memorable one. I try and learn something every day to give me a sense of 'newness' to the mix
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Who saw the Twilight movie? Did you like it? is 'seeing the twilight' a bit like 'seeing the light' and fully understanding but not quite fully understanding?
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Why do I yawn when sing? yawning is often mistaken for tiredness, in reality it means a lack of oxygen, breath deeper?
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Could you make up a saying for a new traffic sign to be randomly placed? 'Crap road ahead because we've spent all your road tax on needless wars instead, sorry for any inconvenience this has caused but you can now drive safely without fear of picking up hitch-hikers needing a ride to martyrdom'
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In times of military conflict, what does POW stand for? Prisoner of War
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What does MT mean in dog shows? Mongrel Terrier
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What bothers you the most about divorce? that it's not mine........
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94 grand am 3L cooling fan not coming on when it heats up but if I unplug the sensor and plug it right back in the fan will come on for a second. car will over heat I did replace the sensor. still over heating and no fan coming on. :( air blockage in radiator hose and therefore no cooling action, squeeze the larger pipes and try and shift it when engine is running
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What can you tell me about a vegetable called "chipote" found in a Mexican market? correct spelling is 'chipotle': Ripened and smoked jalapeno. Fiery hot with lasting smoky flavor, noiace
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What can you bet on? anything that's a dead cert
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My s/o is cooking cabbage, frying it in a little oil until soft - do you know any creative ways to cook cabbage other than that? lightly fry some pine nuts or hazelnuts in a little butter first, add cabbage and a little stock, noiace
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We have a sony trinitron and in the upper left hand corner, the color is green and in the upper right, color is purple..like starbursts...Not sure how to correct it or why it is happening. i tried to change settings but nothing works...h sounds like you've got or have had speakers too close to the screen, the magnet causes the interference and can be permanent
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If dogs sweat through their mouths by Panting, how do cats sweat? through their miaowths
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Can you imagine yourself living with a spouse and they play that game no sex for you cause I am getting you back...how long do you think it would last until you cheated. give them Rohypnol and have them anyway, the 'proof' would be there when it wore off
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Are you small enough to hide in a wheelie bin? yes, but I don't hide, I advertise the fact by jumping out when I hear footsteps
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Your up when your down and in when your out. what song is it from and who sings it 'you're up when you're done' is the lyric and it's katy perry
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What has leaves without branches? most shrubs and herbs
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Ladies, If you were going to be away for a time and your B/F or S/O asked for a pair or your worn panties to smell while you were gone, would you be thrilled or chilled? thrilled, especially if you were still in them
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I JUST BUY A HUMMER H2 LIMO HOW MUCHCAN START CHARGING O DO I NEED A SPEACIAL LINCESES I'd get a green card first
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What is a good home remedy for scabbies? are they genital parasites?
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Which is better a Mars Bar or Snickers? this question belongs in the adult section
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I bought a good trained dog from this guy! but why doesn't the dog listen to me? tell the dog to do what it's doing anyway, that way people will believe you have a very well behaved dog
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Is the "War on Terror" becoming a myth? what war on terror? I've heard of the war for fuel.
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App ke kitnee aankhain hain? scottish?
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What hair style goes good with my face? like I would like to know if I look good with long hair or short and then what style would look good on me something like 'Cousin IT' - it's the new cut.
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What would be worse, getting accidently thrown up on by a complete stranger, or accidently throwing up on a complete stranger? there's a problem with this question, not the spelling - 'accidentally' - if one was to accidentally hurl onto someone, it should be siezed and claimed as a triumph and not seen an accident
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Which Engish king died in the toilet (washhroom)? King Edward the Turd
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Name one thing you would not sell for any price. my secrets
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Why do muslim people always work in gas stations? that is a bit offensive, but I think it's because they're surrounded with volatile materials
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I got $20.00 becaues_________________________. ...that's all he had.
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Which bread is healthiest to eat? any of the multi-grain loaves are best, our digestive system was not designed to deal with just one type of grain, which is why white bread etc makes some people prone to 'trouser quavers'
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Why do I always fart when my BF comes to give me a kiss? Do you think it can be an unconscious way to reject him? Especially because my farts always smell terrible when my BF is around! try 'reversing' into him and spinning round at the last minute to give him a kiss, that way you'll take your stinkvalve by surprise and deliver the peck free of trouser quavers
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Would it look good if i wear a black shirt dress with grey leggings? from the inside?
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What is your favorite word in the Urban Dictionary? there are a few I like: gary - means butt - cockney rhyming slang - glitter rhymes with s**tter - example: 'right up the gary'
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Is Russia's economy a threat to Putin's power? no, because of the gas, but really, would you trust a guy called poo-tin, hmmm?
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Is there any nutritional advantage in having hot meals over cold meals? it's absorbed quicker into the system if it's hot
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How do you deal with a fake friend with a prolonged and vicious attack
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If you loan your car to someone who doesn't have a license and they get into an accident, will your insurance company cover you? no, and you'll be prosecuted for lending it to an unqualified driver. If the person was to say they stole it if they were caught or had an accident you would be in the clear.
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I always wondered what it would be like to have a super power. What would ur super power be? I'd be Johnny Fartpants and warble-guff away all the deadwood in government to great effect, so 'warble-guffing' would be my power and specialist subject
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Would you steal bread to feed your family? If I couldn't catch and kill something or get food some other way, yes.
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Is it illegal for an 18 year old drink alcohol at their own wedding? quite the opposite, it's mandatory
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When do you capitalize the ord "capitalism"? that's easy for you to say..
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I just done a 20min workout and fell sound asleep literally 2mins later..... Any ideas? you should walk around for a while because of the build up of lactic acid in the muscles if you do not.
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Do you think you look attractive in photos? every single one.......
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What would be the best thing to say to a girl that is not about her privet parts? you give me goosebumps as big as hogwarts the hair on your toes are real cute
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Can you do "The Fork In The Garbage Disposal"? excellent, yes I can.
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Was wondering wat sort of make up was worn in the 1940s Natural beauties (natural with "a little support") were the ideal of the forties. Face powder was used to match the skin or to gave a nice rosy glow. To get this effect a slightly darker warmish foundation was used and then powdered over with a powder that was lighter than normal skin. To get a natural rosy look popular rouge colors were red with pinkish undertones, bright pinks...
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Do Republicans use psychics for forecasting? I think psychics use republicans for broadcasting
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I know one should always keep their doors closed at night,and god forbid a fire should break out,but what to do about someone who insists i keep my bedroom door open at night? Is this person the 'toothfairy' tinkerbelle?
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What christian relegion does not believe women should shave armpits or legs all of them
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Is "mong", as in "fishmonger", "warmonger", or "fearmonger" a verb? Are there any other things that one can mong? IronMONGER. One can 'mong out' in front of something boring or as a direct result of too much of certain psychactive herbs. 'not the sharpest knife in the drawer' type people were spotted and referred to as 'mongs' when I was at school.
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I've been broken up with my ex-girlfriend for over a year now and she still refuses to move out. I've been very blunt in explaining that our relationship is over. She just makes excuse after excuse after excuse. Any suggestions on how to get her out? I had exactly the same problem, I was determined to stay friends with her and it was on those grouinds that she would stay, she was there for two years, two wasted years, the only way to stop it is for you to stop being nice about it and get the ball rolling. You're clearly a good guy, don't get punished for being reasonable. Poor girl is probably in love with you but if you're...
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What is your favorite day of the week and why? Mongday
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When will world governments admit to UFO's? when they're sure the general public won't totally freak out in the presence of a superior being, or when it's plainly visible and beyond making ridiculous excuses for.
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What are you determined to do before you die? live
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What is the name of the actor who plays the transporter? Jason Statham
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What are puris? A puri or poori is a South Asian unleavened bread primarily found in India made from a dough of atta (whole grain durum wheat flour), water and salt by rolling it out into discs of approximately the size of palm and deep frying it in ghee or vegetable oil.
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What is the best way to store raspberries? This is my favourite way, or just freeze them. 1. raspberries 2. sugar 3. rum (or brandy) It is traditional to begin with the first fruit of the season (typically strawberries) but in an age when fresh fruit is easily imported and available all year in our supermarkets, you can begin with your favorite fresh fruit, as long as it is ripe (not over ripe) and full of flavor. ...
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Would life be simpler without so many choices? would you rather be somewhere else other than at the top of the food chain?
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Why do some people use the term 'Liberal' or 'lefty' as an insult? Do any of you take it as an insult? Their parents neglected to teach them the really nasty ones were perfecely socially acceptable
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When shopping at a smart local wine and liquor shop, I saw a bizarre clear spirit with a bottle covered in what looked like Chinese writing. On closer inspection and to my horror, I noticed it conatined two lizards, seemingly preserved in it. What is this Tokay in some regions of China and geije in Chinese
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The instrument to visually examine the eye is the? Ophthalmoscope
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Inflammation of the stomach and small intestine is called? Gastroenteritis
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How would you describe a 'cool' person? (Not a 'cold' person.) it took me years to realise there is no such thing as 'cool' when it comes to describing people
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How would you define mental maturity? deceased
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What happend in 1460 in greece? 1460, Greece fell under Ottoman control.
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Do you think the Chargers will stay here or move away? Not sure, but I'm plugging my phone in now just in case..
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How many different ways can you ask a question about missing someone or being lonely? I think you're coming up to your quota now....I'm sorry you feel that way.
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What do you call a person who judges others and doesn't know the intentions of his/her judgments and/or their meaning? a bigot, of purest form
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What happens when it snows over a sea or an ocean ?Does the snow sit on the sea/ocean ( I guess it cant sit!) or what? it melts becuse of the salt content in the sea, unless there is ice formation already on the sea it has nowhere to settle
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If you are in an area with no service and someone sends you a text will you receive it when you have service again? yes, they're stored for a minimum of 3 months in the server I believe.
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What printer uses less ink? That's not an easy one, it's against the printer company's interests to make a printer that's efficient on ink, that's why they're free most of the time and included in some kind of home pc bundle or equivalent, they make approx 90% of their profits from the cartridges.
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What do you wish was at the end of a rainbow? Dorothy and her stupid friends
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What should be the goal of humanity? Mash everything
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Best current alternative bands? uvhf
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How to start a helicopter company in India? Call it Delhicopter, that'll get their attention
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My roommate is a turtle. She is closed off to 99% of the things around her and barely talks. Why do you think she is that way? Is it bad if she is happy? she should be hibernating at this time of year, perhaps aly some sraw and put her in a box somewhere warm
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Is there anything you can't find on the internet? my soul
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What is the best thing about your "secret garden"? she's trimmed the lawn
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Vehicle A is a color you really DON'T care for but the price is RIGHT, Vehicle B is the RIGHT color but the price is more $$$$$....lets say it is $5,000 more. Which will you choose? the one with the best engine!! Try and choose the car in the dark, then you won't be perplexed by the colour of the damned thing :)
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WONDERING?????? How do you properly use.....woman and women? Can you give me an example of them in sentences please? Or a explanation? mount them without knowing their name and when you're done, go to the pub.
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Will God check up on all the people in Hell periodically? Like, not talk to them or take them out of there, but just glance at his "God-cam" for a chuckle every now and then? No, he'd have a tube linked to the main torture area and then just take a whiff of the stench of burning flesh every now and then to make sure the staff weren't bunking off.
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How long can you chew a single piece of gum for? years if you take it slow
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I was wondering if you were to cut off both of your hands and switch them with one another, would the hand that was previously on your left arm and now resided on your right be your left or your right hand? That's a howler of a question, love it. you could do the transplant from the shoulder and have your elbows on the front, but either way your thumbs would be on the bottom of your hand, unless you wanted to look like a mole
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Do you find it amusing when someone gets mad at you for not believing their lies? yes, their unbearable frustration as they're discovered just shines through
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Why do I always have dreams about my teeth falling out or crumbling? What does it mean? yes, I'd say it was a base instinct to be subconsciously aware of teeth and the dangers therein. A friend of mine was ploughing one of those massive fields in the States and ended up bringing a rattlesnake rattle back to the UK that he'd run over. He rattled it in the family home and all the pets ran out of the room, instinctively I guess, as they'd certainly never seen one.
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Why does the bible say that Jesus gives those who follow him eternal "life", when those who don't would be very much "alive" in Hell, even if they wish they weren't? Wouldn't it make more sense to say Jesus grants his followers eternal "bliss " or "joy"? I'd say it was a little late to alert the type-setters on that one
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What would a "lax vegan" eat that a vegan wouldnt? electric prunes
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Do you have a knack for pissing certain people off? It's not just a knack, I've got it down to an art, precision aggravation
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4. What is the key that would lead to success for a woman? the key to the poor bloke's safe
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Does being horny make you feel more happy or stressed? depends how you go about 'shaking it off', if someone's there then no problem, if you're alone then it's answer the door to Pamela Handerson
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What would you do if you dated someone and you go to their house the usual ya know talk and a mirror is in front of both of you. You have a reflection but they do not. Would you think they were a vampire or you just have eye problems? Vampire, stake straight through the heart, no messing
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What things if you hold up against a bright light would you be able to see through? a massive bowl of jelly
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Have you ever used the word "daffy" in a real-life situation? How about "uncanny?" yes, I was talking to a duck which was uncanny because it was trying to rip me off.
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What do most girls like in guys? 'in' being the operative word there, I think that's clear enough.......
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If you could either change your name or adopt an alias/nickname, what would you choose? spock
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Do you think that chris rea's message in road to hell, has come true now? with peoples hands on their horns?
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Which man would you MOST LIKE to see in a speedo? Stephen Hawking
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And the Smug Award goes to ..... ________? George Clooney, his acceptance speach yielded a smug cloud visible from space
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Would you be more annoyed by seeing a deer in your backyard, or a man with a rifle in the nearby forest? I'd be annoyed if it ate my marijuana
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How can you tell if someone is lying? They constantly rub their hands in glee.......
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Will it bother you if the post office starts delivering mail only 5 days a week with Tuesday's off? I thought they always did that?
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What do the wheels on the bus do? squash hedgehogs
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Love can flourish during ________ ?(fill in the blank) during severe drunkenness
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Can someone teach me how to defend myself from bullies? or tell me a page poppers in a water pistol, that'll do it
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What is impossible in your life? I can't stop smiling
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What are some things/ways that please a boyfriend the most? I wanna try to make my boyfriend see me the way he used to. I'm beginning to think he's getting bored with me.... never mind that, I've seen your profile and you're a thoroughly gorgeous girl who doesn't need these problems.
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I made a joke with my male friend after sex,I said is this it, thats all,and now he hasnt spoken to me since or looked at me ,he totally ignores me, what can I do to get back on track with him. I think that's an excellent remark and clearly the man has no sense of humour
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Our fire alarm is going off, QUICK what should I grab first? ME!!!
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Is it true that " curiosity has its own reason for existing'? yes, to keep cats from over-population
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What's one thing you'd like to have for everyday of your life? a painless near death experience
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Be born as a human being into a third world country or be born as a dog into a billionaire's home? What would you choose? dog in a billionaire's home because at least there exists the chance that my arse might get used as a pencil sharpener when he's taking notes
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I lost a tampon but found it in my armpit. Can a body reject feminine napkins? that's a hilarious question. thankyou. Did your body use the armpit as the rejection point?
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Don't you just hate that? yes, do you have any tissues or equivalent or I think I'll have to go home and change
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Bad customer service. Do you call it to the attention of the person who is rude, report it to their manager or supervisor, or do nothing at all? I bought a bag of mussels in a well known supermarket, got them home and they were all dead and dangerous. I put them in the garden for 2 weeks then took them back to the shop and threw them liberally under the freezers to get a nice warming. Love it, that's truly customer satisfaction after they attempted to put me in hospital for the sake of around £$5
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now? Age 14, I lost my virginity to a girl called Cherry May.
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Why am i still up when its 5am and i should be in bed? because like me, in the uk, you're probably a bit hammered?
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Pretend I'm your ex, Would you cry me a river? only if it was the Hudson so I could fly a plane into you
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What's one thing you would like to postpone? the next time I hit cloth
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How much would it cost to have security systems and alarms put in your home? a lot more than it would to get a pack of vicious dogs
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Recently, a class of 10th graders were asked to write a paper on why Martin Luther King Jr was so important. About half said it was because he's our first black president. Does this concern you? yes, it means I lost my memory at some stage
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I'm thinking about relocating to milwaukee, and I would like to know the best place to find ads for apartment rentals? try satan's grotto
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What is a good website for me to find out if a guy likes me? http//:comeandgetitifyouthinkyou'rehardenough.org
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Do you know anyone who hates forks? Shrek
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Can someone explain to me what a "hat trick" is in hockey? it's something they get up to in the showers after a match
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Why do fish float to the top of the water when they are about to die? so you can pluck them out easily
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Which sins are forgivable by the Pope? just because he won 'Pope Idol' this year
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Which sins are forgivable by the Pope? selling religion
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What is the name of a "bald" athlete? Baldy is the obvious silly answer, but Duncan Goodhew was a British olympic swimmier
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Would you forgive a friend who said something very mean about your father in anger. something like "when your father is dead you will learn your lesson". my father is already old and sick. they soon regret it and keep saying sorry over and over. My instinct would be to punch them, no messing about
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Why are your parents basket cases? I didn't know you knew them
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What is one thing that you see and always think "Someday I'm going to have one of those?" one of the jetpacks as seen in 'The Rocketeer'
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Just because you can, should you? yes, dogs lick their balls because they can, I would if I could, and no comments about, 'I'm sure the dog wouldn't mind if I asked nicely' please
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If you could change 1 thing on your body, what would it be I'd have a penis-reduction
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Another Saturday night and ___________? it's off down the park to hide in the hedge
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Finish this: Butt______? .......pipe for instance
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Finish this: cheese_______? ....pipe for instance
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Christians, fill in the blank: God's Word_________me. paralises me.......do you think he'd like a mint?
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How can you tell you have chemistry with someone? .....there's powder all over a horizontal mirror
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Hi ladies, what happens, when your sexual desires go down day by day after marriage. They call me, honey, hmmm?
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Is bi-polar one of these made up illness's the americans have made up? it's a term for sexually promiscuous white bear types, usually found on the poles oddly enough.
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Fellow Christians: Can you describe the Bible in one word? fiction
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What is your best trait as a human being? What do you offer the rest of the World? lateral thinking
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Are their virgin girls, only waiting for marriage to have sex with his husband only. that's an interesting question, the way it's phrased anyway, perhaps the virgins are waiting to have sex with 'HIS' husband only because she is really a she and her 'luggage' is taped up between 'HIS' buttocks?
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When we are together he is always trying to get me jealous. he says he likes me to give him attention al the time but i find it impossible as i have a demanding career. how do i keep him happy? just punch him, he'll be grateful of the attention and if you do it right, he'll have a black eye for a week to remind him of you and you can get on with your life until the shiner goes down, at which point you smack him again. Obviously........
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There are literally hundreds of old Inca sites in Peru, and TV shows don't cover a tenth of what is at Machu Picchu. Why can't television documentaries cover more amazing things like this other than silly stuff? One wouldn't want the general public to stare in wonderment at the beautiful thing that is the world, one needs to keep the workforce 'partially blind' to everything except working for the machine
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Where is a womans NOW? I have just heard a song. ' I wonder who's kissing he now?' near 'biffin bridge' isn't it, you'll see it just below your chin if you're on your way to 'dine at the Y'.
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What comes to mind when I say "Cling On?" Captain Picard and a roll of toilet paper to wipe them out
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If you built a time machine, where is the first place/time period you'd go? I'd go forward 5,000 years to see what the drugs are like on the street, I'm bored with the ones we have.
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Do you agree that the Painted Bunting is a beatiful colored bird? pic in answer .....and Michael Jackson isn't?
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Have you ever picked up a prescription and felt imberresed, even though it was a prescription for iron pills or something? no, because it's always for someone else, I look forward to the surprise when I get it home
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When lying in your bed all cozy and snug do you love to hear the rain on the windows and the wind outside? not really, as it's permanently like that where I am.
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I want your opinion. What do you think is the one perfect weight for a female who is 5 foot 2 inches tall? so long as she can slide on using gravity rather than some kind of hoist, she's perfect.
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Have you ever fallen or triped at the very top or bottom of the stairs, because you weren't looking and thought you had another one or two to go? I've puked in both locations but am keen to add that I've never triped.
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To all Catholics that voted for Obama and ignored the teaching of the Church about the sanctity of Human life -- Do you now see your mistake? Are you sorry? go watch the tv
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What does it really mean to be "old-fashioned"? It's a state of mind. There are only ever two types of people in the world at one time and that's 'old world' and 'new world'. The former is considered old fashioned.
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Two girls One cup. How much would someone have to pay you to do the exact same thing? nothing, I'd be glad to do whatever it is
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What is something you thought everyone knew what it was, then met someone who didn't? skyrats
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Have you ever been to silicon valley? That's between Jordan's breasts, right?
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My wisdom teeth related teething troubles are getting me down. Would anyone care to cheer me up, and how? I'd cheer you up by giving you a bouncy ball to chew on
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Have you had your Ovaltine today? No, I haven't been nasty enough to anybody to warrant a sleeping aid.
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I say crank, and you think ______? where's my pipe
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Do you ever switch the beginning of words around? (eg, dishwasher = wishdosher? sometimes Nickdose, sometimes
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Woodchucks don't chuck chucks, they chuck wood
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AB, AB give me your answer do, im half crazy________(complete the song, youve got to put this bit or they send you a daft e-mail) AB, AB give me your answer do, im half crazy - a shoo ba de booba doooooooooooo.
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Have you ever used those over the counter whitening strips? How'd that work out for you? For teeth or skin?
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Any good explanation as to why you like someone until they definitely like you and then you lose interest? If the chase is over, the fun is too.
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Wish me luck on my date tonight? Good luck. Beware the moon and stay off the moors...
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Have you ever managed to trip over nothing? (i have, not sure how :S) Yes, but they said they didn't spike my drink.
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If you notice a self destructive behavior in a friend - would you point it out? I'd point it out by joining in.
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If you could sleep with a celeb which one would it be? Milla Jovovich, she's probably need some corrective surgery in the morning, or I'd put her in touch with a good carpenter.
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Whats the most childish thing you've done to your kid? Put my toenail clippings in his penny jar, in retalliation he put slugs strategically on the steering wheel in my car........that's m'boy.
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What would you do if you found yourself quiting job after job? I'm adhd and this is my life exactly, I suggest you get an evaluation of the situation.
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Do you think Olive Oil from Popeye was a hoe or a gold digger? She was obviously into something interesting because of the size of his fore-arms, maybe she had german ancestry?
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The medication I take before bed makes me hungry. I know eating before bed it bad, but I can't go to bed hungry. Advice? (I must take these meds, and I do have to take them before bed) It's recently been proven that eating before bed is not bad for you in any way. Munch on, is your medication marijuana?
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How long should I wait in between vicodin and alcohol so I'm not mixing the two? Is 6 hours after my last vike long enough to have like 2 drinks just this one night? Get it down ya, then ask questions, that's my advice.
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Whats one thing you cannot stand to hear your mother say? 'Is it too late for an abortion?', I over heard her say that one day to my uncle, I prevailed as I was 15yrs.
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What did you last force? A flesh tearing squeaker
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"The only stupid question is the one not asked." I don't necessarily believe that's true. What are some examples of truly stupid questions that you have heard asked? I got a phonecall from a friend on my landline, he then proceeded to ask me where I was???
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What is a name of a Woman kids learn about in school? Mrs. Pepperpot. Badjelly the witch.
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Tell the truth, you don't really care if there is a God or not. You just want more money or fame or sex........ right? Correct. Can live without fame but the others, no way, MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!
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When u watch tennis are u entertained by the game...OR... by the sounds the tennis players make when they hit the ball? The noises are great, especially from the more attractive female players. I don't overly enjoy the grunts from the Williams brothers for instance. Tennis, although highly visual is nothing with the sound turned down.
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Does anyone wish a character from a book they read was real? (i.e. Edward Cullen <3, Mr.Darcy....) lol Yes, judy in playboy issue 46.
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Does a bear s*#t in the woods? I always thought they shat?
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Would you employ somebody called Monkey Harris? Without question.
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What do you think about the balance between Good and Evil? It depends entirely how I'm feeling, some days I just grow horns and let Satan into the room and thoroughly enjoy it, other days I'll sprout wings and be thoroughly pleasant to everybody, so all in all I like them both, so the balance is equal in my opinion.
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Do you find it annoying when someone answers a bunch of your questions in a row on AnswerBag? Annoying in the sense that you can't find a question hard enough for the general public to answer? What did you expect from this website, it would appear the clue is in the name of this website. Why not launch 'statementbag.com' and have all your questions unanswered for eternity?
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My boyfriend thinks im thinking negative things about him when im not. could it be him thinking that about himself? is it possible that someone thinks youre being negative but its really them giving negative energy to you? Absolutely, it's much easier to drag your s/o down to your level of concern, rather than sort it out in your own head. I think you're absolutely right to assume that the problem exists within him and not you.
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Have you ever eaten Alligator meat? It's possible to buy Gatornuggets 'n' chips in Australia
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I am in a European country at the moment , & I am shocked when I see them intervieweing a gay who comes fully dressed in female cloth , with full make up & eveybody is happy !! They sometimes make interviews with prostitutes !! Is it acceptable or common Totally acceptable. People must accept other peoples life choices or risk being spotted as not being happy with their own life choice.
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Have you ever been in love with a stripper? (someone who strips you of who you really are) Would you like a rope?
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Do you think there's a chance Obama might decriminalize weed during his term? make it mandatory to smoke it with random blood-tests on the street to make sure you've had enough.
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I am trying to do some research here...If someone tells you that they are passing out a lot for no reason and are having trouble keeping food down and it has been happening for a while..what is your first instinct that this is? a bad pint?
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Have you ever been in love with someone that was just simply bad for you? But you liked it. Everything. Yes, they're always the best ones, I yearn to meet my next madwoman.........
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How do you "stop caring" about what others think? I mean for Pete's sake I even care what people on here think about me, and I'll never meet any of them in my life. Get absolutely smashed, works for me
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There is a line down my stomach is that supposed to strecth when your pregnant ref: any of the Alien films
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Theres a couch with 2 people already sitting. Middle or corner? or do you take whats given to you? Middle, and then stretch out a leg when one goes to the toilet, repeat to 'recover' the couch, aaaaaaaaaaaaand relax........
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I was with this guy, and i wasnt going to see him over the weekend. On friday he goes "baby i really love you. you are my world. sorry ive been distant lately."on monday when he comes back, he breaks up with me. what is his deal? nobscoffer
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If everyone just took a second and thought "What if that was me?", wouldn't the world be a better place? There are worse people out there than Hitler you know, it depends how you look at it, but it could have been a lot worse if someone more efficient had said, 'what if that was me?' and got the job done.
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Have you ever been in a house full of people, yet felt so alone? I see dead people.........
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If a mother realizes that her ten year old is mentally ill (with serious behavior issues) and needs help, reaches out for that help but never receives it, who should be held accountable when the ten year old starts a fire at school? you need a psychological examination from a qualified professional. there are simple written tests and ADD/ADHD attention tests that are pretty good at determining the score. Once you have one of those you can start thinking seriously about medication. If he's adhd then he suffers multiple thought issues which affects his attention and behaviour, these children are often quite brilliant...
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What is the last thing you spent money on? About 4 tonnes of high grade Acapulco Gold
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When you are creating a password, do you use a top secret encryption device or the name of your dog.....Fufu? I use BDDR5-jsyhh, works for me
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Why do you think racism still exists in the world today? Where have you been?
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If I wanted to to turn my cash into gold, what would be the most cost-effective way to do this? and get the most for my $? A crash course in alchemy, good luck
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Why has Caroline Kennedy withdrawn her name from consideration for the Hilary Clinton's former Senate seat? she was wrongly accused of 'squashing a gnome' at one of the senators dinner parties.
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Walk or ride Ride baby, for sure
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Do you have an old next door neighbour? Do you go to the shops for them when its icy and cold? ok, you do that, I'll go round the back.......
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Have you ever pretended that you knew someone to that very person? How did they react? Yes, it was in the bathroom mirror, I suffered intense video feedback and haven't been the same since.....
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "Gold"? Hillbillies and shotguns and shovels
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Does anyone else have an irrational fear of pool drains? Shit! They're everywhere!!
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Would you rather be hated or not liked by anyone? (life or death question) I think if you're gonna be disliked, you may as well give them a reason for it and ring the bell for full-on hatred and raise a witch-hunt.
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Do you think you could be the person who kills the prisoners on death-row? Why, do you fancy your chances at being the person who tries to stop me, hmmm?
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Have you ever won anything from looking inside a cap? I won a slap round the face when I looked inside my mother in law's dutch cap, I sould've waited til she wasn't wearing it.
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I am enduring extreme pain in my testical along with swelling of just the one in pain. Making it difficult to walk or sit, length of pain less than one week... what are possible causes? A twisted tube leading to the testicle, get it sorted or big pain imminent
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Have you ever been afriad you wouldnt be a good parent? So long as you teach them to trust noone and good small arms skills they'll be fine..........
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How should you pick up an old person that has fallen? By them a couple of gin and tonics and take them dancing
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Where is my pizza? Guess what kind i got. :) Electric eel and catfish
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If you're boyfriend or girlfriend went to jail for.. lets say, theft, would you wait for them and be there for them. Or see it as a sign to move on? see it as a sign to rob their his/her house for a change
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This past year I lost almost all the hair on my legs. I'm not that hairy to begin with but basically I have shaved legs now. What happened? That's evolution.......
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Have you ever wished you could do anything to anybody without getting in trouble? Fungus the Bogeyman used to 'administer' boils onto the back of peoples necks while they slept and probably still does, he's been getting away with it for years
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Have you ever heard someone say "break a leg"? Didn't Lindsay Ingland say something along those lines?
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Should you blow up a balloon in hot or cold weather conditions? what lasts longer? Iy would be unfair for people who have their birthdays in the colder months to go without balloons, I can't imagine......the balloon still holds the same amount of air, but it expands with changes in temperature.
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Is it naïve to believe everything one hears? Yes, but it would make life interesting, I was listening to a comedy today in which the whale was delared to be an insect. The mind would be like that of a mad sheepdog
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Which city in the U.S has the most mexican restaurants? The one nearest the border.
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If you are bilingual, what language do you think in? Frangliconianese?
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Define fate? destiny......
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Have you ever contenplated beating someone up because they have really made you angry? (only in your mind of course) Never........
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Have you ever used 1 ply toilet paper and fingers broke through when you were doing the wipe? no, but I wiped out the clingons while digging the groove......
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A hand ready to hit, may cause you _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blanks) .......may cause you to do a 'ghostbusters body swerve' and land them one right on the brundler with your noduling tool
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This questions is for deep thinkers. Does your mind still know the path back to hell? hmmmmmmm........I'm thinking it over.
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Do atomic test victims deserve compensation? Think of the mutations as unwanted gifts
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Does boredom lead to trouble? boredom is the taper on the firework
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Ladies, Have you ever been with a man who was not circumcised. How did you feel when you 1st saw it. Would you do it again? It's the same person, he's just wearing a hoodie. Are you frightened of what you might see once you remove the hood, hmmm?
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What is the geographical meaning of human-environment? Shithole
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Bad breath This is probably a dumb question but I most likely have to go to the dentist to have a couple of bad teeth pulled. Is there any, and I mean anyway I could still have good breath with my bad teeth. Doesn't hurt to have them pulled, and if you're a member of some fish species, don't worry, they'll soon be replaced, hmmm?
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Every once in awhile I run across someone who seems to be seething with anger about something or another. I just don't know how to deal with them so I back away and stay clear. Do you know people like that? How do you handle them? I'd try and calm the urge to run accross them, what are you driving?
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Do you have a shelter for the nuclear strike, the 3 minute warning? Yes, but currently it's inoperational as it's stuffed to the roof with hamsters, just in case...
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In a casino, would you rather play roulette or blackjack? how many bullets in the gun?
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Can anyone hear bagpipes, what does it mean? It means you're about to be beaten to death by men in kilts
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You just woke up and found a total stranger in your bed, What do you do next? Have a go on it
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Has anybody ever eaten anything like perhaps sweet and while your chewing it you get a painful sensation in your jaws? Yes, a whole water melon, I had to have corrective surgery
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2 of your best close friends are trapped in a burning building the 3 of you visited together they are on the 3rd floor. You have the ability to save them but you only have 420 seconds before its too late. Do you think you would be able to save them both! ....there's time for a beer and a think.....
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Okay fellas--My d*ck is so big: ___________! ....that when I go for a dump, my nudger hits the water
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Okay fellas--My d*ck is so big: ___________! ...that it warranted a commitee meeting with the Planning Council for the whole of the West Coast when I went to the shop for some milk on the East Coast yesterday
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Okay fellas--My d*ck is so big: ___________! .....that when I sneezed in a bar the other day, three people I was opposite were knocked unconscious by the force of being 'veined' so ferociously into the peanut machine
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Have you ever shartted (meant to fart but a little shit came out) when you where in a public place. There's no point in saving it for when you're alone, some things were made for sharing and sharting is one of them
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The lights are on, but no one is home - what happened? .......it was during Santa's gaenocological examination after I pulled him through with the Christmas tree after discovering him stealing brandy I'd left on the stairs, the lights were still plugged in.
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How Long does it take You to Bond with Somebody....? With an ordinary epoxy, about 15 minutes
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When you trip down, do you quickly get up and start moving again like it didn't happened? Yes, I made a 4 second 25 foot graceful sweep down the stairs and finished on a purposeful and dteremined headspin the other day to an appreciative audience
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Does silence come in different flavours? I've never met her, she sounds nice though, hmmm?
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Have you ever shartted in the tub and started fishing for the turd in the soapy water but couldnt find it. It's good to keep a tea strainer handy on a string with the loofah for that one, it's irresistible to fart in the tub, because there might be an audience downstairs, so to shart horribly in that situation is forgivable as all they're trying to do is entertain a usually unappreciative and unseen audience
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Have you ever peed on someone for sexual pleasure? Yes, but I masked my pleasure by laughing.....
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I'm supposed to write a short toast "for" either Jefferson or Jackson. that turns out being a purely mudslinging, lambasting beating against the other. Can you help? I think Jackson has had enough what with the melting face thing and Jefferson makes a very nice lighthouse.
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Which president do you think is the best that the united states has ever had? Charlie Chan
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I used to think I was able to see molecules. Turns out they were just particles on the surface of my eyes. Anyone else experience this? They're tiny worlds
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Have you ever had a woman pee on you while you were having sex? Yes, I didn't hear her sneak into our room
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Do you prefer to make decisions or like some one else to? I wear the trousers around here and I'll fight anyone who'd like to try and think for themselves.
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Agree/Disagree: When ice cream starts tasting good with beer you may have an eating disorder! I'd say it was far more sinister than that
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I have a oval white pill with no markings on it, it is supposed to be an adderal 30mg. Adderal will have the opposite effect to sleep, I am adhd also my friend
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What am I missing here? A couple of forelimbs if you don't make the question clearer, hmmm?
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Do ever pretend not to see some one because you dont feel like talking? people don't like it if you do that, it's social suicide to be seen to be doing that. But at the same time, you shouldn't spend your entire life making sure everyone else is alright, you'll never get to be the best you can at being you. My advice is be yourself all the time, if you're pissed off, then why change the real picture just to pleas some other twat, hmmm?
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If you got lost in the forest and took out a deck of cards and started playing solitaire, how long would it take for the idiot person always looking over your shoulder to find you? He's probably saying the same thing about the idiot who's always in front of him
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Did you cut off your nose to spite your face? Damn right, that'll teach 'em.
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Have you ever noticed that people who don`t know where they are going always insist on driving in front of you? Yes, I thought it was just me, I've also noticed that the slow drivers, invariably in front also, have always left too early for their destination to need to go any faster.........wankers!
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Does it appeal to you to be an evil genius? It appealed to me before I became an evil genius, now nothing appeals, I'm swimming in an evil flotation bath of horror....
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Have you ever fartted so loud and hard you woke yourself up out of sleep? Regularly
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Gamespot or IGN? My girlfriend's got a Gamespot.....
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My girlfriend whos normally sweet & modest is dressing more revealing. She looks good but I was initially attracted to the girl in a hoodie & jeans. The thought of what other guys might think makes me uncomfortable. Should I confront her about how I feel? No, just peel her clothes off with your teeth next time you see her, and repeat every time thereafter.
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How do I get my girlfriend to spend more time with me? Improve your english?
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When your under stress do begin to eat right away? Ordinarily, so run for cover!!
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I am a guy. my girlfriend and i dont fight much but when we do i make it go on forever. why am i adicted to drama? Why are you addicted to the submit button morelike.
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My bf and I have been dating 3 months. In the beginning, he was always very careful to have fresh breath; gum, mints, brushing teeth after eating. Now he doesn't care, and his bad breath is causing me to not want to kiss him or have sex with him. Advice? easy, make him wear a ballgag........permanently.
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I just started talking to this girl and Valentine's day is coming. Should I get a teddy bear or maybe just one rose like white(for purity) or pink????? What is pushing it too far. I think it's a little early to be 'pushing things too far', perhaps you should wait til Val's day, hmmm?
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How long did it take for your ex to get in touch after no contact She got in touch indirectly via the police when they dug her up down in the docklands, sooner than I'd hoped so think positive, hmmm?
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Is there much sex on the dog showing circuit? That's an unusual place to want to pick up a date, have you considered a human?
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My husbands parents drive me insane. I think they are nice people, but they are both alcoholics and my husband has to stop and get them things daily because they both lost their license this year to DUI's. How do I tell him this is NOT our problem? They probably started drinking because their parents drove them both insane, all that's happened is you've seen the long swerving alcoholic road before you and your husband embark on a pickled journey of your own.....
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What did you collect growing up? lethal life-skills and an array of sharp instruments
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What will happen to your house once you die? Why you so interested in my house, hmmm?
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Can smelling bleach get you high? Drinking it's quicker but not recommended......what kind of result are you after?
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Every time we meet, he will give this long look, straight into my eyes but he never smiles.. Sometimes i feel embarrassed and look away but if i look back at him, i find him still looking. What's on his mind when doing this? He sounds slightly odd to me, not sure I could deal with it. Try and hold his stare, see what happens........
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Should my socks match my pants or my shoes? It's an important issue, I had the same issue once but now I'm convinced that the thigh waders go really well with the gas mask.
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Does your bread and butter work support the icing on the cake? No, but my Victoria sponge supports my Spotted Dick if that's any good to ya, hmmm?
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How much of the masculine/feminine difference is due to instinct, and how much of it is due to societal influence? Anything confusing is due to societal influence
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Do nicotine stained fingers turn you on or off? why? Turns me on if a woman has nicostained fingers, because it means she reapects herself just that little bit less, you stand a better chance of getting laid by a woman who smokes.
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How do you prevent your cat from messing/going to the toilet in the house? Keep it outside
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Was there such a demand for Turtle soup, that they had to come up with Mock Turtle soup? bizarre isn't it, what's wrong with a piece of chicken?
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Who put the bop in the bop-sh-bop-sh-bop? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong? The same person who put the shoob in shoobedoobedoooaahhh, I'd look toward the Sinatra camp if I were you. You'll need a shovel.
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Who's in favor of me skipping out of work early? I'd rather you did a cartwheel.
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Wouldn`t a mall full of kids with piercings and a high powered magnet spell hours of fun? It most certainly would, an opportunity to introduce a little lotta voltage to the mix too.
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Suggest situations when it would be innapropriate to cry. During the BAFTA's, I hate that, freaks.
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In your opinion, is customer service getting worse as time goes by? I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" Did you accept the fries? The trick is to say, 'and get a f***ing McMove on you bossed eyed McSpotty McTwat.
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What did you think was going to happen? I thought he was just going to sit there and enjoy his milk shake, but when he went to suck the straw, his head caved in and he fell off his chair, the guy in the cafe said, 'it's ok, he's a local leper, does it all the time, he'll be ok in a while'. I paid and left..
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What topics/studies in schools do you think are outdated? What things would you like to see children being taught in classrooms? Drug trafficking, we need to rekindle their imagination
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What is an emh fan? an emh fan (or ectomega haemmerhoid fan) is someone who has an appreciation for the delicate clusters of grapes, rarely seen. I use a mirror.
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What is the shiniest thing you have ever seen? Did you put it in your mouth? Yes I did, didn't think I could reach.
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You will have a close encounter of a serious kind , What is a fortune cookie means? Angry alien abduction imminent, arm yourself internally to hinder the exploratory surgery
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Would you consider yourself to be a 'good' person and what does that entail? yes, but I'm having difficulty in convincing anyone
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What would you do if you had only a brain and so could do nothing with it? would that not be frustrating You could have sex with hedgehogs or tortoises, in the receiving sense, but telekinesis would prevail if your brain didn't dry out due to no skull, let's hope you were born somewhere moist
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These are for Helen of Toys.. Can there be only one sud? Do cobs make cobwebs? Wanna play wom with a wombat?
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Have you ever had a cake from Charm City Cakes? No, but a girl from the city gave me a dutch oven once
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In NYC did the people take the plane to the bridge? It would appear that's where they got off.
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How can someone be considered and called a hero when they are doing what is expected of them? For example, If you're trained in first aid for example, and you save a life using that training, how can you be rightfully called a hero? I'm thinking it over.....
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So I just found naked pictures from my ex from when we was together on my best friends computer should I just kick his bum or what No, hers.
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Should there be a rule that actors-turned-politicians can't refer to roles they played during speeches? Yesterday Schwarzenegger said "Conan's sword could not have cleaved our political system in two as cleanly as our own political parties have done." Swarz has got a lot to answer for. TAKE HIM TO THE TREES!
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What can i put in a time capsule Gary Glitter
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My wife likes me to punch her in the face while she is having an orgasm. I usually oblige her but she continually has black eyes or swollen lips. Should we stop doing this or is it not a problem if it doesn't bother us? Do her from behind and punch the back of the head. It's clear that you both thoruoghly enjoy this passtime and it would be a shame to call a halt to it. May I sugest trying it in a graveyard, hmmm?
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Is it natural to fear a breakup with your girlfriend when you first start to go out with her? I just started goin' out with her yesterday and of course I don't want to lose her. Is that natural? (Besides that, everything's goin' well) Give your heart slowly or you'll be torn to pieces.
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If you like a certain guy, and your best friend tells him and then that night he asks out another girl out that night. Does that mean he doesn't like me? I think we can quite safely say that you weren't the main course.......perhaps he'll come to you for dessert, hmmm?
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How do you deal with a girl who is trying to start trouble between you and your BF? This chick is deliberately telling my BF stuff that is NOT true to make me look bad and cause us to fight. He knows I hate her and doubts me. She wants him for $$ May I suggest that if you still have your Christmas tree, that you pull the biiatch through with it, lights, baubels the lot, it sounds like there might be room for the Christmas pudding up there too, don't forget to ignite it, let's be festive about this, hmmm?
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Don't you think sharks swim round, like they invented sex? They do kind of I guess, they've got a kind of swanky movement about them, but then again I'd like the razor toothed scaly weirdos to come and try it on land!!
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How can you describe yourself in a sentence? about 15 years
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Did your wife do anything strange to you or yell out curses during labor? I don't know, I was screwing the baby-sitter after coming home from the pub
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How many times have you asked or answered a question on here for the shock value? I can't remember.........shock isn't the issue here though, it's funnier than that, I love this place.
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Who's the guy in this picture? http://www.flickr.com/photos/32087069@N03/3202147526/ Bilbo 'Binliner' Baggins, I can tell by the way the back of his feet jut out
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Is the mind the only weapon that needs a holster? I understand you are having some issues.....
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What would you like to see offered as a scratch and sniff option? Milla Jovovich
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When was the Last time you said 'I DO' to anything, what was the question? I don't really want to go into it, but I said 'I do', when asked, 'do you like that'?
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I feel that boredom is a self-imposed state of mind. Agree or dis-agree? Disagree, because you have imposed boredom onto me with that question, therefore rendering me helpless..........
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Are you a Tactile Person...? When appropriate, it's nice to touch, even if it's just leaning on someone watching tv
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How can i stay motivated with two children under three wait til they're over three
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What NOT to say to an Obese Person....? Praise the Lard!
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What NOT to say to an Obese Person....? Hi, come in, pull up a couple of chairs
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What NOT to say to an Obese Person....? Have you got planning permission for that?
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Who do you want to be Your Valentine? Mira Hindley, the moors murderess
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What do you guys/girls think of this poem. It is a Haiku so it is kinda short. The Snipers/// Spys in the window/ Killing all those that they see/ Killing for country/ Shite, take it from me, it's shite
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If you could be anywhere else in the world, other than where you are right now, where would it be? up
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When did that happen? And what was it that took place? LOL (my brother threw my doll into the street and she got run over. It happened last night around 6pm. :) LOL When I caught Santa in my living room on 25 Dec this year, I couldn't help but 'pull him through' with the Christmas tree and all the lights and decorations
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Was there ever a time when you did not want to go home? yes, when I realised it was 250,000 light years away
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Do you think its wrong for couples to discuss their celebrity crushes? Or to say a celebrity is hot, sexy, cute, etc... in front of your s/o? No, it brings the end of the relationship closer to an end
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What comes to mind when I mention " annoying "? Phil Colins and Boy George on the same planet as me
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I had a dream where it starts me waking up the next day and then moving at the same pace of time skipping nothing I ended up going through high school and taking the plane flight to find the one I love and I do then I woke up does this happen a lot? Did you make it to the bridge?
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What would you do if all your friends could see the questions you are asking on Answerbag? Attack them next time I saw them
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Adrenaline - The best drug out there? If you can get it. The adrenal gland only works if plucked from a live host
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How can i stop my 2yr old chihuahua from chewing on my carpets, it just started about 3 months ago and seems to be a very stable dog, there is another chihuahua but 'chico' is the alpha, atleast most of the time, they are seldom alone May I suggest a little launch and then bring into play a tennis racket
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Is anyone under the age of 15? I would imagine quite a lot of people are under 15
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We live in town but surrounded by mountains....I have deer come and bed down in my yard every night. It is sooo cool! Does anyone else have a wild animal that is around your house off and on? What is it? me
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Is it better to be amorous or horny? Depends if you like them as a person or as an object
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What is the main ambition for entering a beauty pageant? To stare at all the other beauties in their enormous splendour at close proximity
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when i i spicy english lessons?
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Who was the best president in your time? Orgone, president of Zarg-Prime
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If you could meet one person in the whole world past, present, or future, who would you want to meet and why? I'd like to meet you
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If someone had a gun to your head, is there anything you wouldn't do to keep yourself from getting killed? Yes, I wouldn't allow surgery to have a blow-hole fitted and nor would I have a fly's proboscis grafted onto my lips for his/her amusement, but just about everything else, yes
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Who remembers Fraggle Rock? I feel so old! I even wear a shirt sometimes! Yes, those nutters in a lighthouse, with a mad 'Jackson 5' type theme tune.
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Is this question a duplicate? Is this question a duplicate? That's twice you've pissed me off now!
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If theres a god in the sky,what must he think of the world that he created?(Freddie Mercury/Queen). I think to have located him in the sky is enough of a feat to be going on with
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What would make you kill? If somebody spilled my drink or indeed just looked at it
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Are you a routine person or by the "seat of your pants?" I'm more of a tea=towel holder
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What is the best family plan for 2 cells phones with unlimited texting? Lock them in a drawer and let them get on with it
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What would be the final straw that would force you to wash your underpants? Final straw would be that I'd run out of towels and the curtains were crispy, that would be after I'd turned them inside out for another 2 months
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If you had to puke and the toilet was occupied, would the washing machine be an acceptable alternative? Absolutely, if the washing machine is occupied with someone of the same predicament, may I suggest opening the neck on your t-shirt and doing the technicolour yawn onto your chest/breasts, no-one would ever know....
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Immmm backkk!!! Did you miss me? Not in the slightest
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What sordid word(s) can you fit the Answerbag (AB) acronym into? I.e. TeABagging, etc. ButtgrABbing shitstABbing ScabdABbing flABslapping tuna kebABbing sha I go on
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Has AB ever made you feel like you are going mad, but not in a bad way? Yes, I find it good cover, somewhere to really spread one's wings
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DO YOU take stuff serisously on answerbag? Highly unlikely, you'd have to catch me pretty early in the morning to catch me taking it seriously
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Which is the most erotic movie in hollywood? Last tango in paris
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When is He-man (2002) season 3 coming out? As soon as Skeletor mends the ladder in his tights
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Have you ever suffered from insomnia? How did you get over it? The people who got over it are probably asleep.
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Have you ever heard of the "evil woman" hypothesis? Is there another kind?
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What causes ocean pollution? Just general crap that is just too dangerous or too 'unsightly' gets shoved in there like an unwanted suppository.
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How hairy is too hairy for legs? Show me your fuzz!! If your legs get what is considered to be too hairy, just plait the hairs and put some braids in, over the top of that you can wear some brown tights, no-one would ever know.........
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Who wants to see the ring he got me? I've neber met you before in my life so you can't be engaged to the most amazing man ever.....
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Have you ever gotten the feeling that certain individuals type with their elbows or their noses? Yes, sometimes when I return to my laptop after a break or something, the keyboard is often covered in snot.
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WHAT IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A FEMALE PHEASANT? Henrietta, hen for short.
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Do or have you ever owned a talking bird? What was it's name? Yes, I used to have one, she was Russian and didn't speak a word of english, it was paradise and the relationship lasted for a while til I forgot her name....
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In your eyes, or in what you've been taught to believe, Does Christianity equal black magic? I think it's probably as legitimate as any other religion, why not?
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Why are ducks always yellow in pictures but not in real life I assume you're talking about the plastic variety of duckling and some are in fact yellow like chicken chicks, so unless there's an unmitigated jaundice epidemic among the duck population - it's probably down to the plastic being cheaper at the end of the day.
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Have you ever worn a bullet proof vest? Yes, but only ver with my thigh waders and WW2 gas mask
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If we reap what we sow, what would you be harvesting? about 140 acres of Acapulco Gold
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Would your life be good now, if all the lies you've ever told came true right now? what lies?
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Car pigeonlips
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Ladies: Nicely Trimmed, Completely Waxed or All Natural? trimmed and waxed, a very refreshing meal

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