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Where is your VCR?
Inside one of the television sets in my kids room.
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Okayy, Well I'm definately not a whore but I do makeout with alot of guys. I would like to say that I'm an amazing kisser...but honestly, I'm not sure. What can I do to improve my kissing;)
Kissing doesn't make you a whore...
Stealing another womans man and ruining the life of her and her children makes you a whore.
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What is the highest elevation of Connecticut?
Martha Stewarts house?
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What are the lyrics to the state song of Connecticut?
I didn't know it had lyrics, I always thought it was the Theme to the Martha Stewart show?
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What's the meaning of the word 'snarly'?
Either agressive facial expression or a dirty grungy thing... or both, or one as a direct result of the other.
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Can you imagine what life would be like if getting a divorce was no longer an option? Once you married you HAD to stay married for life.
I think there would be a lot less marriage and a lot more murder.
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What comes to mind when i say "Sweet and Sour"
Kermit the frogs finger.
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Was you last kiss a passionate one or just a peck?
I don't remember.
Probably a peck, even when he was still here, he felt no passion.
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Does anyone have any good jokes that they would care to share
Yes but you know me... Too dirty.
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Total or Special K, which do you prefer?
Neither.
I try not to eat things that taste like the box.
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Who are you living with?
My children.
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Do you feel as if theres something missing in your life? If so what do you think it is?...or know it is?
Hi Schmee...
I think that love had always been missing in my life.
No one I was with, even for many years ever loved me. I blamed that on other people for a long time. But I went running the other night and had a sort of ephphany.
No one ever loved me, because I never loved myself.
No one ever respected me or treated me right, because I never demanded it, inspired it or gave...
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Do you play more games on the computer or the game consoles?
I can spend all day in Mind Jolt games.
Check out Sushi No Suki!
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Did you know that when you flush your pills down your toilet, your actually polluting your water system of whatever drug it was? Did you know water LITERALLY goes through 5 people before you?
Yes I did
If you take birth control... Did you know that your pee into the sewer system is in part responsable for creating metrosexual men?
It is impossible to completely clean female hormones out of the water supply. So one girls Yasmin, is what's making someone elses boyfriend consider getting a sex change.
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Why and When do you eat Bunuelos?
I didn't know I did.
Wow... What did I do last night?
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Many christians that i know tell me they have a very strong relationship with God but rarely read the bible. They sing worship songs and go to church often but do not actually care for God's word. Why do so many christians not want to read the bible?
The judgement on pastors as leaders of a flock (so to speak) is a very harsh one in the Bible. If a congregation is not reading the bible in their place of worship... That is a direct reflection on the man leading them wrong.
Some people know it by heart. Some know enough to reference it for life when necessary.
I don't read it because everytime I do... The Devil chases me around...
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What is the craziest user name you've seen on AB? what about the coolest?
Look his heads off. One of my favorite users... One of my favorite names.
*I don't ask nor do I want to know.
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Do you think you have seen or experienced something paranormal?
I have...But I know better than to call it by that name.
I live in a state of it all the time.
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What store sells shoes?
DSW
Macy*s
Dillards
Nordstroms
Coach
Prada
Louis Vuitton
And at Marshalls... You can get all of the above with the exception of LV very reasonable.
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How did you choose the college that you attend(ed)?
It chose me...
It stalked me... LOL.
----------> Pop's up right over there from time to time to remind me I have things to do.
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If you had to eat one of these twice a week for dinner, which would it be: brussel sprouts or spinach?
Spinach.
I don't like too many cruciferous veg... Gives me the poots.
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Which "-ism" do you suggest should govern America? How would America benefit?
Truth be told...You really can break the people of the world down into two different catagories.
Ist's and Ism's
Im more of an Ism...
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What's one italian dish?
uno piatto.
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Do you think i'm too intense? I had someone show concern with me today that really un nerved me. I felt like by their concern they were implying something about me. Has that ever happened to you?
I wont get into details... But as a "normal" person, do I freak you out at all?
Be honest...
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What's another name for a toilet?
Lu, john, head, bathroom, potty.
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What can I do to make it look bigger?
Paint one wall one color and the other wall another color.
Works for me.
*Wink
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What that you eat, gives you greasy hands?
Nothing.
I wouldn't do that
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How exactly does exercise burn stress? Is stress a chemical?
It is not a chemical...But it releases chemicals as a kind of response to stress.
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Can you give me a stupid answer for this stupid question?
Stupid is as stupid does.
*I still don't know exactly what that means so...
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Can I tell you something? Thanks! I am going to be leaving tonight to go and have foot surgery on Thursday morning and will be gone until Friday. Just wanted to let you know that. Wish me luck!!?? *HIGH FIVE*!!!
HIG FIVE darlin... You will be in my prayers that you have no pain and a speedy recovery!
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It appears our sweet friend Nunya has made her way to the Genius circle. Would you like to come by and congratulate her for doing a great job?
HURRAY BABY GIRL! Whoop WHoop! Have fun and enjoy! For all of the points you have given out to others... You earned this!
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How do sincere compliments make you feel?
Leary of intent
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Which AB member would you miss the most if they never posted on this site again?
WeAreAllHypocrates
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Where can I find a list of music that are memorable in 2004? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time hurry up bullshit look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
Oh well... Sorry.
I have great music suggestions, but unfortunately...
Im about as nice as you are so.
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What you a naughty teenager if yes what did you do?
God... Where do I start.
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What items could you find in a time capsule?
Something old something new something borrowed and something blue.
Somehow I have the feeling they wont quite get it in the future either?
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What might someone polish?
A horse saddle
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I'm always tired. I don't get to sleep until about 3:30-4AM and then I don't wake up any time from noon until 2PM. Sometimes, I wont sleep at all and stay up for days on end. Is there something wrong with me?
You sould like me... Only I never sleep that late.
I go to bed at about 3:00 am and get up at 7:00
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What are some good love quotes
"Love and reason are sworn enemies." Sir John Wilmot.
" Never give all the heart, for love will hardly seem worth thinking of." Yeats
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How long would one hundred dollars last you?
Depends on where i was.
A dollar store? About 20 minutes.
Dillard's or Macy*s. about 15 seconds.
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Do you agree with POE-"You cant talk to a psycho like a normal human being?"
I have...It used to be my job to provide honest to God "Psychos" their medication.
Some of those society deems "psychotic" are... This is just true. But I like to think of it like this. Aside from the fact that you can't trust them, and you can;t really believe anything they say or assume that they wont kill you given the chance...
They do have normal lucid...
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What topping can you find on a pizza?
Well if they are big enough... Most of them.
*I like bacon and pineapple.
*Not Canadian bacon either... I have NO idea what those people are doing to pigs but that is NOT bacon!
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What might a poor person, not have?
Luxury
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Do you really wanna say those 3 little words? What are those 3 little words?
You've been assimilated.
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Stop what you are doing, and listen. what can you hear?
Fans.
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Name one healthy food
Taboule and Cous Cous.
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How do you stop from breaking up with your girlfriend?
Well... When my relationship ended. It was a sa result of a lack of communication and hurt feelings on the part of both of us.
We let things go for too long un adressed and it wore on each of us in different ways.
He left me, I would have NEVER done that. No matter what happened between us. I loved him, I still do. Always will.
All I have is regret now. But we are communicating even...
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What do you do to keep your brain active?
I read constantly
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How long does it generally take to reach a family consensus on "What's for dinner tonight?"
Im in trouble again Galeanda...
I think penalty box for sure this time.
Please remove this... It contains a false claim about me that was a lie and very rude.
THis is my question concerning the link. It is in my answer.
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7274159
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Who was the greatest tenor of the 20th Century?
Gigli.
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During a conversation what technique you will apply to bring someone to your level who is very aggressive and over powering?
Making my point matter of factly and then walking away.
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Please enlighten me... Is swine flew the same as Mexican flew?
Only if the Pig is from mexico.
*Which I find funny for unrelated reasons. But that is beside the point.
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Whats the difference between love and friendship?
A choice mostly involving sex.
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How do you extract oxygen from water?
An electric charge.
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Why is their no picture of any sort of the Prophet Mohammad?
Because in their religion, it is forbidden to use his image in any way. They feel that it debases the intent of his message. He is a prophet, not to be mistaken for Allah who is the point.
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Can a rich man get into Heaven?
If they can... I really hope it is indeed through the eye of a needle... Especially when it comes to his unit.
Unless of course he used his money to better the world.
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What has your grandfather taught you?
Not to drink when you have a genetic predisposition to a swollen liver.
and the other...
Just because you are in the Holy Name Society...doesn't mean you can't still be a wife beater ass*ole.
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What book(s) are you currently reading? Anything interesting?
Always reading something...
Always re reading something.
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Tonight it's a full moon- are you feeling more alive tonight?
Moon has always made me nuts.
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Can you escape an alligator if you run in a zigzag?
Maybe, maybe not. I don;t ever want to find out
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Where do bad folks go when they die?
Florida
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To be related is to be...?
Unfortunate, in my case.
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What's one thing you buy that keeps going up in price?
Everything
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Are you a quite person
If you meant to say quiet?
Sometimes I am and sometimes im not.
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What would you do if you looked in the obituaries and you were in it?
Say to myself...
"Well this fuggin figures."
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Do you have a theme in your bedroom?
Yes. Japanese.
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What's one thing a homeless person might need?
Shelter, food and a safe place where they can get help
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What's one thing that gets you upset?
Shit like this. And then people denying me my right to be upset about it all things considered.
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7223474
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What is the most weight you've ever lost while being on a diet?
60 lbs and counting.
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How can I get volume in my flat hair?
Root lifter. Goldywn has a nice one.
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What role do you feel you would have taken if you lived in the U.S. in the early 1800's?
I probably would have been burned at the stake as a witch with the rest of my family.
Mostly because of my mouth.
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What comedian makes you laugh?
Kathleen Madigan
Lewis Black
Tommy Tiernan
Mitch hedburg
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A user on AB Has made a VERY hateful, false claim about me in a thread and Im pissed off about it. For the record..I have never and will never take a nude photo of myself and certainly never sent one to anyone via Email. Has anyone ever done this to you?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7223474
The last comment this user made is a complete and total fabrication! I have asked to have it removed anyone else know how to do that successfully?
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How can I ship a motorcycle from the mainland US to Hawaii?
Rich.
This user has made a false claim about me in a thread. Can you please remove it. I have never in my life taken a nude photo let alone sent one to anyone...
Please remove this thread.
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7223474
If he persists...Please remove my account
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How am I supposed to phrase something I'm testing as a question? :)
Dear AB Adam.
Can you please have this thread removed. This user has made a very public false claim about me. He stated in public that I sent him nude photos which is not true. Please remove this from the site.
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7223474
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What is Answerbag's Disclaimer?
Please note the last few comments on this thread. This user has made some false comments about me and I would like them ROMOVED... I have NEVER sent a nude picture of myself to anyone ever... This is a lie!! Please remove this
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7223474
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Rather than teaching children to have high self-esteem at all times, should they be taught to earn it?
A combination of both is the best way.
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Is there a good alternative to compressed air duster cans? Perhaps something reusable?
Ever see intervention? That stuff is BAD for people BAD for the environment and BAD in general.
I don't thin there is? Maybe invent something?
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What would suck?
A black hole
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Kung-fu master Hu Shulin spends his days literally swatting flies — sometimes up to five at a time — using his lightning-fast reflexes at the Yu Yao meat market in Shanghai in China. What is your best insect despatching story?
I tried drowning a HUGE spider for 2 hours under the net in my pool once.
It got out from under the net swam to the surface and got out of the pool...
I said to myself... If I don't kill this motherfuc*er, he will come and get me. Anything that can stay alive that long and escape needs to die. SO I smooshed him with the net.
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Is your home in foreclosure?
I don't know...
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What's an example of a bad omen?
Every single sign and clue I had that I should have left my ex 3 years ago.
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What did your parents always tell you?
Not to shit where I eat.
Never lick a metal pole in the winter. *Although my brothers told me different.
Don't suck on batteries
Dont swallow pennies
And the ever popular. Don't stick anything up your nose because if you do you are NOT going to the emergency room, Im pulling it out myself with pliers!"
and don't beat up the boys or they will never kiss you.
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I smoked 6 days ago have a joint...havent smoked in 4 yrs im male 5'7 170 im drinking lots of water and working out but i need to know if i will pass my urine test in three days
Oh shit!
Now where in the hell did that other question go?
"Im starting an AB book store what books should I have?"
I forgot this one...
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Have you ever wanted to own a guinea pig?
I owned them when I was a kid... They are annoying in a cage they gnaw and bite anything they can especially metal wire. Keep them in a high sided baby pool with soft saw dust or wood shavings. It is quieter.
Remember rodents are nocturnal! NO WHEEL at night!
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I am 14 years old and I watch porn sometimes. I've seen girl squirt (female ejaculation) before. I tried the other day and it worked. Is it okay to be doing that at 14 or should I stop?
Just please don't get any bright ideas about going out with men... Stay a baby for as long as you can...Trust me hon...Growing up aint all it's cracked up to be. ENjoy yourself be safe and STAY AWAY FROM OLDER MEN!
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Is staying up late, bad for your health?
I can never sleep... But Im certain my temper and attitude will kill me much faster than that.
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Would you rather have a sexually experienced partner or someone you can train?
Experienced so I never end up with another unexpected child again.
*In the form of an immature dill weed man that doesn't know how to treat a woman.
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Do guys like it when a woman has her nipples pierced?
Im thinking about getting mine done...
Does it hurt?
*Lol...That was a joke.
Don't answer...
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How would you feel if your s/o says you're fat?
If I was fat... I would do something about it.
Right after smacking him in the face with a cast iron frying pan for saying it LIKE that.
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Should begging be banned?
How would we ever know to feed the dog?
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How do I get my computer to erase everything that I want it to: history, sites I've been to, my e-mail address account knowledge, everything? I don't like it the fbi, police or anyone else can go in and find information that I do not choose to share.
Lol... Haven't you ever noticed that whatever you type anywhere online... Somewhere on that same page a directly related pop-up add shows on the left or right?
Sometimes floating directly across the screen?
Good luck using a computer and NOT being monitored in some way.
Stop doing things you don't want people knowing about... Chances are... They already know!
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True or False? You have more then 2 bathrooms in your house?
False.
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Would you allow your boyfriend or hubby to leave the house in the middle of the night to "reassure" a female friend of his?
"Allow" How can you stop him if he really wanted to go?
But I'll tell you what... His ass wouldn't be getting back in any time soon.
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Why are most atheists night owls?
Im almost positive I can say with confidence on assumption alone... That "most" are not.
That is your opinion. and chances are, it is incorrect unless you have stastictics to prove otherwise.
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What a movie you think pretty much literally *everybody* has seen?
I don't know? Maybe The wizard of Oz?
But I'll tell you, I saw American Psycho tonight.
I Highly suggest it!
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
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Would a female dwarf have a beard?
Depends...
Do dwarves have testosterone? Or is it some other fairy trickery that makes them hairy? and is it hair... or fur?
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If you found out yesterday that you are going to die tomorrow, would you believe in God today?
I already do... So yes.
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I am told all the time that I am a pretty girl .I get alot of compliments, but what I dont understand is I feel terrible about myself.I really think I am horrible to look at most the time.Do you think people are just being nice, or am I messed up?
Show me... I'll be honest. Never have to worry about that with me...
I am the friend who will ALWAYS tell you when you look like an idiot and that you need to go change immediately.
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If AB had a limit of level, at say level 20, would that stop all the inane questions where knowbody really cares about the answers. Or would a limit of five questions a day be better.
I like the questions... What one considers "inane" 20 others might consider them entertaining.
So no!
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What is a good middle name to go with the first name Faith?
Hope.
If your last name is charity... WHoo hoo!
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Does America have too many laws?
Too many idiotic ones and not enough practicle ones
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Is a wood stove your main source of heating in your home?
Uhhhh... no.
The equator is my main source of heat.
I live in hell! It's always hot.
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I may get hired for a position as a receptionist, but for some reason something doesn't sit right with me - I don't know if it's the job or just the woman that interviewed me, how do I decide what to do? I'm so confused!
Will you be working directly with her?
In this economy... I'd take whatever I could get.
I have been actively looking for weeks! Not one call back
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Have you ever eaten something out of a trashcan? Be honest.
Absolutely NEVER!
Honest...
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Name something that sucks about socialism.
It leads to communisim
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Can you burn of head lice with a hair straightener?
Uhhhh.... No!
Just go get the damn NIX...
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Why does the Mayan calendar mysteriously end on December 21, 2012?
Because they were smart and didn't see anything worth documenting beyond that point
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What type of martial arts does Steven Seagal use?
Wife beatery and tie'a beech up. I believe he invented it? and The other karate douche, Jean clod van dumb perfected it while on crack and steroids.
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Why is it so important that everybody accept the LGBT lifestyle? Do LGBT want special privilege in society just because of their orientation? Why?
It's not.
and I don't care what anyone thinks of that either.
I could care less what anyone else does in their bedroom. Why should you?
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Curious @ work 1 night, I e-mailed a prostitute from Van, B.C. with no intentions. - I'm from Miss, Ontario. Never cheated in my life. Been with my g/f for 3.5 yrs, she got into my e-mail, saw the response & wants to break-up with me. I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!
Then why were you e-mailing hookers?
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Does the national anthem of your country give you goosebumps?
Only when decent singers sing it
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What is your least favourite fast food place?
All of them except for Chick Fil a
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Did you have a headache today?
Nope I have a heartache.
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Why do some ABers insist on giving Negative points when your answer is factual and harbors your opinion
It is why I hate the point system and ignore it completely.
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In the normal home buying process, issues found during the home inspection allow you to back out of the purchase. Does this apply to foreclosures also?
No and the worse the condition of the home after the initial inspection the worse it is on the one left holding the note. You are responsable not only for paying off the mortgage but also for the repairs that need to be done.
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Would you rather own a book shop,a coffee shop or a flower shop?
Book shop
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Why do some people turn into hermits?
L'enefer C'est les autres.
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I started having sex when I was a young teenager, and all my partners were adult men. There was no coercion or force involved. I consented, initiated the sex, and it did not negatively impact my life. Can someone give me a good reason why this was wrong?
Because it is against the law. A law that we should all respect. Just because they didn't force you, because you were up for it... Doesn't mean that those same perverts didn't force another girl who wasn't ready for it and didn't consent.
The law is in place for that very reason. It checks necks in the hopes that it can save one. Even though others are beyond...
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Why do some songs have a great emotional impact on you?
Because I'm Synesthetic.
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How has birth order among you and your siblings affected your life?
Baby, 4 older brothers, only girl.
And before anyone says "awww you must have been so protected." Ummm no, I was beat up and tormented actually on a daily basis for 17 years.
Thanks!
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I quit smoking back in april and have been wanting a cig bad lately. can anyone help me make a decision about staying a non-smoker?
It only takes 3 days for the desire for nicotine to leave you on a physical need to have basis. Everything after that is just mental or stress.
Here is one for you. I just had a biopsy on my throat for a benign tumor.
Im still smoking... and it is hurting again.
Don't be an idiot like me. And I CAN quit I have never had much trouble qutting when I really want to. I chose not...
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My wife cannot stand the sight of me she really hates everything about me, she always talks negative about me, basically im no good at anything and i dont amount to anything, what should i do please advise me ....
These answers are obviously reflections on other users personal experiences with this kind of situation.
Which isin't really all that helpful to THIS guy...if you ask me.
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What is your take on the movie American Psycho with Christian Bale?
My take on it is if I can still get hot over a man who just killed a woman and is running around with her blood all over him and I would STILL go home with him even in that state... You know he is HOT!
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When was the last time you felt the need to paint on a smile?
I don't wear lipstick much.
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What songs do boys like to sing?
Heart
Arias
Rock
Easy
anything but country actually.
*Except for She left me for Jesus. Because Hayes Colin rocks!
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Can anybody explain to me why at the end of answers, some people put +5? does that give me 5 points? and what do points do? lol sorry for the long question (: please help! xo
Because when someone gives you pts you don't know who gave them and how many.
That is a way of saying I gave you this...
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Which female did you like the best in star trek ? personaly i like T'Pol (Jolene Blalock) from star trek Enterprise.
7 of 9 of course.
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I'm 15 years old, and dating a kid who smokes pot. Latley, his interests have become a part of mine, especially smoking pot. I've never considered it before, but the more and more that I think about it the more I want to try it. How should I go about it?
Wow... Im sure if he takes up jumping off bridges you'll do that too... right?
I thought the days of young dumb and full of ___ Were all over with.
What happened to the smart young generation of girls that was rising up a few years ago? Missed that train did ya?
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What the heck is that buzzing I hear in your bedside night stand drawer?
Not mine... It's on silent mode.
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My husband of 11 years has the worst spending habits of anyone I have ever met. It has caused us on more than one occasion to talk divorce. He has purchased 4 brand new cars (5 if you count the motorcycle) in the last 20 months. Divorce or not?
Have him listen to the syndicated raido show by Dave Ramsey.
He makes men like that feel like idiots.
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Have you ever been pulled over by the law and was made to walk the straight line? did you pass?
No...But I got breathalyzed once.
But it was okay...I was high on cocaine.
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I sent an IM to someone on Yahoo but they didn't respond. The screen name was listed as available and online. Does this mean I'm blocked or ignored?
Means they have themselves taken offline.
WHen they sign on, they will retrieve your message. If they never sigh on, they'll never know. If they do and you dont get an offline response...THey dont like you.
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Where do YOU draw the line between playful teasing and verbal abuse?
I don't usually
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One great way to blow off stress is to ________?
Annoy people.
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Why don't all Christians hate people of the Jewish faith?
Because Jesus was a Jew.
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What can destroy a diamond?
The only thing that can destroy it is the same thing that created it. Extreme heat and pressure
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Who all in here is a Christian?
Even if I felt I was... Because of the other people I know who are... I wouldn't include myself in with that bunch if Jesus paid me!
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What is another word for CLEVER?
me!
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My husband does not give me enough importance what should i do
I have no idea.
Mine didn't either and when I got upset over it... he left and gave it all to some whore who is obviously using him.
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What are traffic conditions like on the "Freeway of Love"?
Best when bumper to bumper...
And worst during incidents of provoked road rage.
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Are you happy with your lawn?
You mean my mine field looking mess of a neglected hell whole?
No... Im not.
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When does the pain go away from a cheating spouse?
When you figure that out... Let me know.
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Does everything that we do have some impact on the world?
Yup... Butterfly in full effect.
INCOMMING!
*Hugs Keith and wishes him a happy day!
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Which animal are you least likely to see flying?
A whale.
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Do you turn your fork over to eat your peas?
Nope... Nor have I ever seen anyone else do that either.
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My wife cannot stand the sight of me she really hates everything about me, she always talks negative about me, basically im no good at anything and i dont amount to anything, what should i do please advise me ....
Ask her why she feels that way instead of running away like a pussy. *Not saying you are one, but that would be the pussy thing to do.
Most men run from a woman who is hurting and angry... Because in asking... They might just find out what the problem is and then have to do something about it.
I have a hard time believing that so many people took your word for this not knowing...
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What is the Sun?
A star
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How does a guy really show you he loves you?
I have NO idea.
To date... no one ever really loved me.
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I asked this girl out to olive garden and she asked: just as friends? i said sure. but i like her more than friends so what advice could you give me for the date? first date:movies. Second date worlds of fun. she said it was her favorite restaraunt.
I suggest not lying to her from the get go.
Never a good thing.
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What is the difference between being sensitive and being soft?
Being on a nice comfortable bed and being on a nice comfortable bed with the worst sunburn you ever had in your life.
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I'm eating cookies, how does that make you feel?
I don't like sweets much.
I prefer watermelon.
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I`m opening up an AB book store!!!what books do you think i should sell?
Pregnancy for idiots
Religion and philosophy
how to know if you are an atheist or a Christian
navigating the AB website for dummies
Online courtesy and semantics
how to make friends and influence people
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What are you doing now that you started to do 1hr ago?
This.
Everything else is done! Hurray!
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What things have you been dragged to that made you bored out of your mind, as you only ever go to it to be a good b/f or g/f?
I was dragged into his life.
It not only bored me to death... It destroyed mine.
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I saw an item in the grocery's dairy case - washed cheese curds. Why are they washed and how are they washed?
More like rinsed.
Cheese is made from rennet citric acid and lots of salt.
If they dont rinse the curds they continue to break down and get soft and release liquid.
If you like just the curd, they rinse them so that they have a more solid consistancy.
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In your opinion, what is the best mouse bait?
Lady mice dressed up like little prostitutes.
Then after the males are gone... Give the females babies to watch.
Then when the females are gone
Feed the babies to the cat.
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Do you like to eat the white pits of a watermelon?
Eating watermelon seeds is actually a trick of supermodels.
They are very good for your skin. Just be sure to chew them well. The black ones are better.
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Do you think there is a certain number of times God forgives you?
Yes. As many times as you ask.
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What is a type of food you enjoy that starts with the letter M?
That's easy...
Mortadella with pistaccio nuts.
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What is the end/limit of the universe and if there is a limit/end, what lies beyond the edge!?
It's origins.
As thin is the divide as a rubber band stretched until it is about to snap!
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What is your favorite kind of gun?
An antique pellet & powder, lady Derringer with a mother of pearl handle.
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Can you help me to stop crying?
Rubber band on the wrist.
Trust me, it works in the same way bells do for Pavlov's dog.
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What is a better gun a 357 magnum or a single action revolver?
Derpends on what you're doing wth it.
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Is clipping ears animal abuse?
Only if you hold them down in the yard and do it with pinking sheers.
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Do you know any good female rappers?
Missy Elliot is a lyrical genius!
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Name one item which you always buy in pairs
Any time I find something I love in clothing...I always buy two or more because if I love them, I usually wear them the hell out.
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Can someone PLEASE give me secret tips to help satin sheets stay UP on the bed and not slide down? My bf loves them, I hate them.. truly, because they slide and you wake up short sheeted all night.
Buy a textured mattress pad specifically for satin sheets. Or sew or stick velcro into the under side of the sheet and the corners of the mattress pad.
*You DO have a mattress pad...right?
* I hate when people sleep on bare mattresses... It really bugs me!
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My hubby has an Ex and the2of them exchanged texts/pix that were way out of line!I forgave him-he promised to sever all ties with her and told her to stop contact him.She texted him this past weekend.Is it time for me to step in so shell get the messsage?
ROFLMAO!
If I were her... I wouldn't suggest you do it.
You might get a bit more than you bargained for in the process.
That being said. Be careful what you wish for... You just might get it. Confronting people you don't know is never a wise choice.
I would make sure HE took care of it and leave her be. You just might make it worse on yourself and give him the...
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Does anyone else out there hate the stupid child pageant realty shows? It makes me want to call child services.
Those mothers make me sick...
But I rubberneck sometimes in passing... They are like bad accidents... You just gotta look for a few minutes.
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Do you always have to be the best, even at being the worst?
I don't HAVE to be... But I certainly enjoy it when I am.
Im not all that competitive really. Im the person who will step aside and give any of my own glory away if someone else needs it more than I do.
Even when it comes to being bad.
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What do you think of people who point out other people's spelling errors on here?
Unless the question is completely rediculous and meant to be idiotic... *Like there are none of those on here. Then im mean... But more because of the stupidity of the text speak nonsence than because of the spelling.
otherwise I always do it to be funny. Because I have no right to talk really. Im worse!
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What is a kind of place where Taxi's line up waiting for passengers?
Taxi stands?
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How can I find dog fighting clubs in my area?
Look for Michael Vick... He aint doing anything these days.
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Where are you most likely to find wild volcanoes?
At the tiki bar on the beach at Kauaʻi?
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Did Joseph Smith do more for us, save it Jesus, than any other man who ever lived? Including Moses?
I believe the Indians would beg to differ.
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Guys: what do you think of a girl who has her ears gauged
When I was younger... WAY before that became popular. I used to pull very thick hoops through clear to the other end for shock... Sometimes for money in bars.
There went that cash in.
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Riddle: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
Carpet
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What is it about your favorite Author that you like? What makes you read them?
My go-to favorite has always been James Joyce.
I love him, always have and always will because I enjoy a writer that writes from a narrative perspective using stream of conscience thought-bubble type ways of expressing his characters via their internal or thought process.
Molly Bloom's tyrade at the end of Ulysses is one of my all time favorites. No punctuation, almost an hour...
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I got fired from my job 4 misconduct. Unemployment says no money cause of this. No one will hire me for that reason. My credit is bare bottom and I'm broke, living with my parents, with $800 in monthly car and college bills. Any advice?
What did you do?
Getting another job depends on what that was.
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Why can't everyone be just like ME?.
Because I like being me far too much for that.
But I respect your right to want everyone to be just like you...
I would just never allow myself to be assimiated.
I am the queen of my universe... Sorry!
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What is the difference between a cellar and a basement?
A cellar is not finished and has outside access like by those two old gigantic cellar doors...
And a basement is finished, with an entertainment center and cable.
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How do you deal with people who treat you like you're stupid and like you're a waste of time to be around?
Depends on if the person is actually stupid or just ignorant. We are all ignorant until we take the time to learn something.
Some people just like to play stupid to get over. They annoy the crap out of me and I DO treat them as though they are stupid, because they are.
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How many think "black man syndrome" (means 'cuz im black') is getting old?
I don't know what that is...All I can tell you is whitey annoys me!
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A 40 year old woman finds out she was adopted, and looks for her birth parents. They are dead, but she meets her brother for the first time. He had testicular cancer, so cannot father children. They fall in love. Should they be allowed to get married?
And tomorrow night on Jerry Springer. Midgets in love with mini horses!
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What toys does a child use in a sandbox?
A sifter for the gifts the neighborhood cat left.
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Is the pretty girl going to be on the bus tomorrow?
Reminds me of one of my favorite songs.
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There are just two kinds of people, those who ______________, and those who ______________.
...are hammers
...are nails.
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What is a movie where humans are hunted?
This one... It is one of my all time favorite movies.
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Do you think there will ever be a President that everybody will be happy with?
Ever never... Not going to happen.
*Which is why I also dont believe in the antichrist.
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How would you describe the state of today's EDUCATION in a sentence?
Hooked on fonicks really wurked fur me.
or
too plus too is forty four.
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Do you think there is anything wrong with reading a "black" book if you not black?? My coworker thinks i am trying to be black for reading it. (what i mean by black book is the author is black
Your co worker is one of those people who is probably tired of whitey jumping on the bandwagon.
It's kind of like normal people not being able to worship Jesus because most Christians are absolutely nuts.
Makes you guilty by association. It's not fair how even when people run out of things to be accusatory and steriotypical over... They find new ones.
Toni Morrison and...
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Girls: Do you wear a bikini?
Not yet... The belly is not quite ready for that yet
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How would you describe "Sarah Palin" in one word?
In the works of Bill the cat.
"ACK!"
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If you had to give up one of these things for life what would you choose to give up-- toothpaste, deodorant, or soap?
Toothpaste. There are other ways to clean your teeth...
But only one way to stink.
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Can you name a movie that was just as good as the book it was based on?
Fight Club.
"You can only speak in vowels with the barrel of a gun in your mouth."
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What do you know about the demon(s): Vampir?
I know lots about both.
What do you want to know?
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Were you ever a Julia Childs fan?
I loved that nutty alcoholic with the flailing knives and her hand up a chickens ass.
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Girls: If you had to choose between wearing a Bra or Knickers, what would you choose?
A bra.
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How many friends does Bill Gates have?
He only has a few.
Washington, Lincoln, Jackson, franklyn and Jefferson.
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If you're on a business trip by yourself, and someone asks to sit with you at dinner, what would you think?
I would think that they had better be damn interesting or extremely hot if they want to continue breathing in my air.
Otherwise I toss a bone into iggy *ignore* and watch them follow it in.
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I was raped 2 months ago by 4 guys. Im 17 n I have a daughter who will be 2 in june. and Im having problems eating, sleeping, being happy, just being me anymore. When I do get some sleep I have nightmares.Im scared to be bymyself anymore. What can I do?
Most of the time on here, when I see things like this I usually ignore them or say something rude becaue unfortunately, many cold insensitive people feign things like this for attention or just out of insensitivity.
I believe you. and let me first say... Im so sorry sweetheart. I understand your pain, more than you might realize.
Hold on tight to that baby... She is the light in your...
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Favorite Hair Band?
I have always loved John Waite in Bad English.
Still do!
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If i want to kill myself which i do should i really care about it even though no one gives a toss im not trying to attention seek i really wanna i dont have any mates im still a virgin at 19 got no mum or dad and im signing on could life be any worse
It will probably get a lot better and then may at times get worse.
It is called life. It happens, it's not always pretty.
If I couldn't laugh... and share these feeds with these wonderful, loving, hysterically funny and extermely intelligent people... I don't now what I would do myself.
My advice to you... Is laugh... Be funny, make someone else laugh *Always...
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Is it safe to take Biotin with Provigil?
Call your pharmacist and ask.
24 he CVS will answer any question if you got it there or not
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Every now and then while typing, I hit something (not sure what) and a HTML text pop up shows at the bottom of my screen to edit text. What is it, where did it comes from, and why is it there? It is a virus, spyware or just some random accident?
It looks like powerpoint with windows and boxes and slides... It is the weirdest thing. I can't just make is show on my own on purpose... It is always on accident and I can't figure out how to make it work or how to keep it from happening???
Help! Have I been hacked?
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I just noticed my pumpkins are starting nicely, whats growing nicely in your garden?
Nothing... Dirt patches and weeds
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I went to the County Fair today. When is the last time you went to one?
9 years ago... I'll never do that again!
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How far of a age difference do you think is ok if you are 16 ? (truthfuly)
17
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What are your favorite Kiss songs?
These
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBhrYvOGlGo
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What is a song that has stars and/or night in the title?
Vincent. *Or Starry, starry night.
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Do you think the universe ever ends?why or why not?
It reverberates out into infinity until it turns back into its own origins. Then it starts all over again.
Kind of like when a pebble hits the water. Concentric circles...
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Name one item you are likely to find in a pawn shop
The remnants of failed dreams and businesses.
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What is every parent's worst nightmare?
Me when I was 18
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Which wins, looks or personality
The prefect combination of both
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Do you think the people you've met online have been more or less intelligent on average than the people you meet in real life?
Like I always say.
"Any moron can be an instant genuis with Wickipedia."
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Why do people say "crack is wack" if 9 times out of 10 they haven't even tried it?
I happen to KNOW it's whack Mrs. Regan!
I just say NO! FOr that very reason!
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What is your usual answer to somebody who asks you why you took them off your friends list?
If I did... It was for a damn good reason.
Because that, like points, is yet another thing I never pay any attention to.
So if I went out of my way to do it... You should already know why.
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Which is better dragons or unicorns?
Oh SO dragons...
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I can't sleep :( Anyone got any good tips on how to make yourself tired?
I read.
And it pisses me off that it works because I never finish a book
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10 things you hate about the world?
The fact that cruelty is almost palpable these days and it spreads like a disease from one heart to another.
The fact that stupidity often takes presidence over any desire to accept the fact that you just might be wrong and chose not to do anything about it at all. Then defend it as if you have some right to do so.
People who do shitty things just because they know they can with no...
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Why do cat's vomit so much?
Hairballs
dry food
food in general
Cat's puke over everything.
Mine puked Just the other day... They just do it.
They are the bulemic yoga freaks of the flexible world.
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What is something you put on a coffee table?
Coffee stains.
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What is the last thing you smiled at?
the balloon animal sex video on you tube
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Can you name one (or more) artist(s) that have a CD/LP where you love every track?
Kings of Leon All of them
Coldplay All of them
MatchBox 20. Yourself or someone like you.
Kiss
The Rolling Stones
God... I could be here all day.
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I love all the funny video's being sent to one of my questions.... If I ask for funny videos would you send them to me!
Absolutely...
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Why would your supposed friend start to date someone you liked, and you admittedly still do like but regret to admit it 'cause he was dating someone else which broke your heart and I guess also 'cause you two were, are, only friends?
I lost you at regret...
But anyway...
Sounds like too much drama dont worry about it all and find someone else
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Do newspapers have a future?
For as long as there are traditionalists and senior citizens...Yes.
But they do keep getting smaller and smaller
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Would you have sex on a first date?
Anyone I ever slept with that fast I never planned on being there the next day.
My answer is both yes and no.
It's complicated. But I never made a habit of it.
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How would you cope if you had to camp out for a week?
I'd cope at a Hilton.
I DO NOT camp!
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When I think about my kid(s), I feel_____________
A little sad that they have to go through this with me because their fathers aare selfish assholes
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Do you sometimes think the people on Answerbag are stupid? =P
Everyone is ignorant until they learn...
If you can't learn or refuse to learn.
You graduate to stupid in my book.
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When did the French lose Canada?
In this very moment... right here.
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Have you or a member of your family ever had mental health problems?
Yes, most of us.
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Is this a good potty training video or bad?
*I had almost forgotten about this... and all the trouble it caused.
This caused more laughter in my house...
Until the kids found the toilet that is...
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Can you name a song that isnt about or has nothing to do with or involves: (love, sex, alcohol, drugs, and vehicals!)
Yes this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv-KcF3Rkv8
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Would you ever play golf in a lightning storm?
Never say RAT FARTS! It pisses God off apparently?
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By who's moral compass should society be governed?
The tories and the whigs.
That might be fun?
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What would a new ride at the fair called the Marriage Ride consist of?
Misery and suffering.
It seems like a good idea at the time, so you go in willingly, then... You get strapped in to this car, and it begins to take you toward a sweet backdrop with birds and hearts and fairys...
Then the scenery changes once you get past the point where you can't just hop out safely, you get afraid, sick to your stomach, but you committed to this ride so...
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Do you believe that the poor are only in the situation they are in because they are lazy?
Many rich people are lazy too.
Maybe its just that poor people don't have the oppurtunity the rich do?
They learn young how to be opportunistic and use people not seeing them as real, just toys and pawns.
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What are some foods that don't go well with hot weather?
Heavy hot Winter meals
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How do you not let negative energy/people affect you?
Stop being intrigued with the how's and why's as to how they are that way to begin with.
There is an attraction there that will always get YOU into their trouble.
I know... Im rather negative most of the time. I seem to be the favorite passtime of many people that shouldn't pay attention.
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Would the world be better if there were no complaints?
NO!
Nothing would ever change and everyone would be rather passive agressive.
You can't remove the symptom with the cause.
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Is AAA worth the membership cost or is it a useless expense?
I'd rather get real insurance. They provide all the same things cheaper.
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Would you like a pancake?
Nope
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Relationships - should you be content on your own before entering into one? Yes or No - explain your answer
I was content on my own once...and I let a monster into my life.
So this doesn't apply to me.
But yes, I think one should be with normal people under normal circumstances.
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Have rich white folk run out of status symbols by now adopting Asian or African children as their next accessory? Would it not be a greater gift to aid the whole village rather than punish a village by leaving others behind? Why not orphans from USA & UK?
They don't draw as much media attention.
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Do boobs take time?
They take about 2 hours under general anesthesia.
The natural way. If they aint coming, all the time in the world wont fix it.
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What's your favorite word?
Incognito
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Jim Croce sang, "You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger. And you don't mess around with Jim." - What OTHER things shouldn't you do? (They don't have to rhyme! ... LOL)
You don't piss off a crazy bitch, you don't burn the buttermilk crepes, you don't dare, ever, pull my finger and you don't yank the cat off the drapes.
There you go!
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Would you be surprised if someone in your family was in the mafia?
ROFLMAO...
Nope...I wouldn't.
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Best Restaurant in The Tampa Bay Area?
For seafood and delicious Lobster.
The Mystic Fish. *Excellent wine list and fantastic specials!
For Steaks and Meat. E&E's Steakout.
For delicious, young, hip & fun mixed fare. Guppy on the Beach.
*Guppy's has everything above and a Beautiful Lounge/Bar with an equally as good wine list in all.
http://www.3bestchefs.com/
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Name one fast food restaurant
Chick fil a
The only one I like.
We have a place called Zekkos here too. That i love! It is Greek and medeteranian food and their Falafal and taboule is TO DIE FOR!
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What dead rock legend would you have liked to have gone to a concert of?
Jeff Buckley.
I was lucky enough to have seen him in the smaller cafes and coffee shops. But never got to see him in concert. He was an aquaintence of mine.
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What goes in a Reuben sandwich?
On toasted Marble rye bread. Put some thousand Island dressing *WHich I never use because pickles, ketchup and mayo makes me want to hurL!
A sharp cheese like swiss and pastrami or corned beef with saurkraut on it.
Press on a sammie press and VOila!
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Buddha said, " You become what you think about." What do you say?" You ______ what you _______."
Buddha..... Talkin bout?
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Anchovies, do they taste nice or nasty...?
Believe it or not...
They are good with pasta, Marinara sauce, raisins and califlower baked in the oven like baked ziti.
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Name one board game.
Im bored... Let's play cards.
*Knuckles anyone? heh heh....
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How do i change a human into a vampire?
By Hiring Anne Rice as your ghost writer?
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Name one carnival game
Shoot the balloon full of stinky water till you pop it and try getting to the booth when only one other little kid is there and call them by their name as they play, so you beat them and give the prize to your own kids instead.
*Im kidding... I would never play that game. Im deathly afraid of balloons popping.
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Has anyone ever tried to create something very close to a kind of "FANTASY ISLAND" type of resort, where folks can have one of their dreams "come true" in a way? (I'm sure it would be only for the extremely wealthy.)
According to Mr. Rourk... It was $50,000.00 back in the 1980's. Imagine what it is now?
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Why have we become a world that only worries about themselves? (as if no one else matters)
Because we have yet to prove the existence of life on other worlds.
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If someone was holding a gun to your head and told you to write on the computer that you hated AB - would you do it or just let them blow you away?
I'd trick them by typing something that distracted them... then grab the gun and shoot them in the face.
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Lisa Kudrow, Courtney Cox or Jenifer Anniston?
If I could have Jenn re set her massive jaw bone.
Her.
Her head annoys me, she looks like her dad John Astin.
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Can you look death in the eyes and not be afraid?
Absolutely.
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Is the Tour de France the most scenic sports event?
What about sky diving?
Birds eye view.
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What is something you associate with France?
Boulangerie and burre...
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Any Facebook Addicts around here?
Addicted... no. It's too annoying and glitchy
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Have you ever fall in love to a point you were depressed?
Only when they don't love you in return.
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The lottery numbers have just been drawn - I didn't win - did you?n
Not yet... Mine are tonight.
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What is the one thing a server does or doesn't do that will make or break the tip you will leave?
Rude, annoying, chatty, overly friendly, putting themselves into private conversations, acting like they are my buddy or telling me their problems.
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Is it weird for a 13 year old to like music from the 70's 80's?
Nope...I did when I was.
Most musically inclined people like all genre, from all decades.
*With the exception of country of course.
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Do you feel confident that if you exercise, you will get benefits and what are they?
Off setting the effects office pancake ass.
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Why do some people think that being pro-choice means you will always choose abortion? Do they not understand the meaning of the word "choice"?
Exactly
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If God 'planted his seed' in the Virgin Mary does it technically mean he sexually abused her? As she didn't give any consent.
He sent an angel...
I don't think she objected. She knew of her purpose just as Christ did.
Joseph on the other hand... Im sure had issues.
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Which is your favorite Monopoly property / utility?
I like the entire St Charles block, with electric company and hotels... It is landed on almost every time around the board statistically.
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What do you think started out as a good idea, but turned into something very corrupt?
My last relationship
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Why does life suck?
Because most of the universe is in a vacuum.
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When looking for a significant other, do you want someone with morals? Say the girl you were interested in had a past of drinking problems and cheating. Would that bother you?
Honey... Take it from me. Red flags should always been seen as potential horror. Not potential.
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What makes you a good loser?
Im losing more and more of myself every day.
200 lbs of dead weight in the form of an ex husband and almost 60 lbs of my own.
Other than that... Im A-Okay!
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What never stops working in the body after the body passes?
Nothing. Once you dead... you done.
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How do you know when a girl is into you?
Depends on the girl really. When you feel desire for something, it naturally causes a showing of a more extreme than usual personality. Desire brings this about all on its own because it is hormonal, mental, emotional and physically controlled & Guided.
If I like someone, I take them! Simple as that... Im like that. If they are game, we are golden. If not, then screw them, their...
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My father sees a white spot in the center of his vision, just checked his blood sugar and it was a read out of 113, what could be causing this?
Has he ever been checked for eye cancer?
Not to be morbid...But it happens. Better to be safe than sorry.
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What do you think of global warming?
Makes me think of Al Gore...
Therefore I try not to think about it if I can at all help it.
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Why do we men get so horny at the weirdest times?
They get horny because of thoughts, external images and input that lead them there. The average male thinks about sex every 5 minutes. Sometimes it sticks and sometimes it passes.
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Can you think of a question that has no answer?
What is the last number in the full sequence of Pi.
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In general,would a guy say to a girl that he likes her,if he didn't really?this guy told me he liked me,he has been flirting,so would that be like as a friend,or a bit more?
I was with someone for 9 years who said they liked me and never did.
Of course its possible...People suck!
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What kind of dog is a good family dog?
Depends on the age of the children and the age they are when you get the puppy.
Some dogs have a tendency to attach to one family member more than others and have been known to nip or even attack anyone who get's close to them. Having a puppy introduced to the kids when they are young is better.
If the dog is introduced to the family before the children come. It can be dangerous...
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What does it mean when someone is “airy?”
In what context?
There is an old saying first coined by the Satirist Alexander Pope that says "Trick her off in air."
It means to be painted.
Could mean Dizzy, Light hearted, gassy? Depending on who used it and how.
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My mother reeks and she knows. All she will do is shower once maybe twice a day, but she needs to take more showers. What can i do about her smell?
It is impossible to decide the reasons why she smells not being there.
It could be a medical condition some people have an odor due to poor liver or kidney function?
Could be poor hygene?
some people are actually too cheap to use products to offset the smell. For some people they just dont like using them and dont mind their body odor as long as they are clean.
In other...
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Is this a correct sentence?, i cant hurt someone specially you carl.
You're asking the wrong person.
I can screw up punctuation and grammar in 4 different languages.
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Why is it that the odds of hitting a powerball number correctly is 1 in 62 whereas there are only 39 numbers in the powerball, shouldn't the odds be 1 in 39?
Maybe the odds are increased because there are more than just one person playing?
*I have no concept of statistics... Sorry, Im guessing.
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I have facebook and I want to delete a picture from my wall photos. How do I do this when there is no delete option?
It says "Edit" first...then it takes you to the screen with the delete function.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The Lay.
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Why does society "punish" those with more "observant" personalities?
In the very wise words of my best male friend in the world...
"People don't like to hear the truth."
It's a fact. The more observent and self aware you are the more you assume others are too. That is a horrible miscalculation on the part of most people who are otherwise "observant."
Those like us... Should start a club or move to an island. I find...
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How do I become a duck and just let things roll off my back?
By preening your feathers with duck spit.
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Will humans ever become "color blind" when it comes to race?
Probably.
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If charged with assault w/ a deadly weapon, can charges be dropped if it was solely safe defense &/OR there is little evidence and the second suspect cannot be found?
Just make sure you verbally torment them into hitting you first, then kill them.
Witnesses are optimal.
I had a fight once out in a school yard in front of hundreds of people...
I pissed her off to the point of her just pushing me, to which I responded by grabbing her, pulling her down onto me and making it look like she was punching me by grabbing her wrists and punching myself...
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Cant you see ,lifes easy, if you consider things from another point of view?
Just figuring that out at 40.
Im a late bloomer.
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Im afraid of americans-are you?
Not afraid... Just don't like them all that much.
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How many people have you had to a barbeque
I've had to a... BBQ only one. But we don't talk about it really it was either that, or the woodchipper which doesn't clean it's own mess.
She was a bitch and deserved it. Don't pity her...
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Are you getting sleepy?
Yup... Gonna be another all nighter.
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How would you describe your avatar in two words?
A black bag.
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What's the deepest hole you've ever dug?
My last relationship
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What do you think of people who break up with someone after using that someone?
I think they are my Ex...I was like his mother. She is his whore. Plain and simple.
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If someone you loved was put on life support. They may come out of it and be fine. They may come out of it and be a vegetable. They may never come out of it. It cost a lot of money to keep them on it and the insurance is not enough…What would you do?
The only other adult I cared about in my life has already died. And she had a DNR.
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How far are you willing to go to prove your love?
The ends of the universe...
*And I hear it's a really bad neighborhood.
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What is your pet hate in life? you know that one thing that gets under your skin!
Whore bag women and cheaters.
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Where do you like to kiss?(which part of the body)
Being kissed;
Back of my knees, my neck, my wrists, the small of my back.
Kissing. Same...
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Do you find storms (any kind) to be freighting or kind of cool / kewl?
I love them
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How do I find out an era of a jacket construction?
In an old pattern book?
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What made you cry recently?
My Dick ex and his whore hump
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Where was your last kiss?
I don't even remember...
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I have always been alone ,I am not handsome I have always been rejected you think there is anyone for me?
If you are a nice person with a means to take care of yourself and not be a burden on anyone, have your own station in life and can offer a woman love...
I can't see why not? There is someone for everyone
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Other than quilting what can I make with a big bag of silk scraps?
Please tell me you didn't cut up a Kimono?
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If you posted a question here and nobody answered it would you get depressed or let it affect your mood?
Nope
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Whos your least favorite actor/actress and why?
Catherine Denuve
Johnny Depp
Christian Bale
Kate winslet
Meryl streep
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What are some embarassing moments in your elementary school days?
I was lucky enough to have had a teacher who was a sex offender and a child pornographer.
He was also extremely sadistic and abusive and cruel and because I wouldn't participate... He would often call me out publically and make an example of me.
I hope the motherfu*ker is dead and in hell!
Thanks Mr. Neilson!
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If you were to die today, what would be the highlight in your obituary? Do you feel you have accomplished a lot up to this point?
Regrets to the point of devistation
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What type of sandwich would you be least likely to order from a sandwich shop?
Limburger and liverwurst
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Are You Addicted to Gossip?
Nope...
Most other people are though. Even to the point where they listen in with devices.
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Do you believe in the death penalty? If so, lethal injection, electric chair...
If they did it and it was horrible...Like against a child?
They should be stoned to death by kids parents and hung out back by their balls.
If they did it and there is proof and they hurt someones loved one... The family should be allowed to beat them to death
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I thought Scientology is something to do with science? Is that so?
I suppose they might think of it as scientific?
But then again, they all wear the same clothes and hook themselves up to meters too so?
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When do dreams become nightmares?
When they leave you for a bitch!
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If you had to choose one car from the 1950s, which car do you consider as being a thing of beauty?
1957 Austin Healy
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What fish would be good to prepare for someone who isn't a big fan of fish but is willing to try some?
Something white fleshed and non fishy. The more oil a fish contains the more scent and therefore flavor of said scent it has.
I would honestly have them try sushi. It is clean and bright tasting when it is cold and fresh. I really don't like cooked fish at all. It almost always had to be killed with sauce.
Just stear clear of the oily fish like Mackarel.
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When is the last time you ate popcorn?
THe last time I made it was probably almost 6 months ago.
I can't eat it...It's doesn't like my colon
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What would you say if somebody comes to you and say "I would really like to take you out"?
I don't know?
If I don't know them...probably laugh at them and walk away.
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Who to you, is really sexy?
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Takeshi Kaneshiro (My all time favorite)
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Do you know what a Foo Fighter is?
A musician in a band called by the same name and their fans.
I thnk they like Mentos?
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In your opinion, what spices must be in every kitchen?
I have never kept a normal betty crocker type pantry.
I have
Dry mix un ground Garam Masala
Asafodti
Fenugreek
Mace
Italian spice mix
Parsley
Garlic and onion Pwdr
Mexican ground chiles
Episote
Cinnamon
Dried jalapenos and dried red pepper flake
Baharat seasoning
Mint
Thyme
Cumin
Marjoram
Sea salt
Pink salt
Black salt
I got it all in my little shopping mall
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Do you get more points by asking questions or answering questions?
I have never paid it attention... I have no idea.
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Do you think some people stick together for all the wrong reasons?
Yes. Mutually using one another for evil, jobs and shits and giggles.
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If someone took your childs life what would you do?
Take 12 years of repressed rage out on them in a way that would make Ed Gein look like Betty Crocker.
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I live in Arizona, What crops can I grow best?
Dirt, cactus and peyote
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What will happen if some one takes 9 Klonopin 1 mg tablets?
They will have just taken 9 Mg of Klonopin.
Stevie Nicks used to eat that in an hour!
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Has a dealth of someone affected you life? How?
My mom...
Almost destroyed me.
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If you could bring back 1 TV show that had ben canceled what would it be?
Yup...
Madmen and A Vampire show from the 90's based on the Game. *Can't remember the name.
The clans...With Julian Luna The Nosferatu, the Toreadors and the Bruhaus.
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What is a word or phrase you might hear while you are at the County or State Fair?
Billy bob jack... Get them God-Damned kids off the clown and go fetch mazy off the carney and get me a beer too! here take my ID.
To the tune of "You shook me all night long on a constant loop blaring off the puke scented tilt a whirl
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"You gave your life to become the person you are right now. Was it worth it?" (Richard Bach)
Excellent!
And no, not yet it isn't.
Im working on it.
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Is there any kind of food, that you dislike so much, that you can't even stay in the same room with someone who is eating it? Mine is cheese!
Yes. But mine is more a condiment than a food.
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Why can't we all just get along?
Because life is a game.
Some of us are finite players and others are infinite players.
It requires both to make the world function and we simply cant all get along as a result.
If we did, nothing would ever get done.
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Name something associated with Christmas.
Temporary kindness?
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A song about a guy who loves a girl that doesnt love him back ? a slow song but not something old from like sometime between 2000-now(2009)
True love way? KOL
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What exactly IS a photon?
A picture of a futon?
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Have you ever tried hitting on someone while you were in a relationship? Be honest. :)
Not in person or in reality... Just flirting online. Harmless, no contact flirting. With absolutely NO intent to meet or do anything physically or over the phone
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Is there lipton green tea citrus tea in japan or england?
Probably...
They have vending machines with alcohol in them so.
Screwdriver in a can anyone?
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What fellow ABer would you like to see in a swimsuit?
Jonathan, reptar, Niz or that plumber guy from Canada.
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Amby Buttercup is now a Maestro Buttercup!!! Amby Buttercup would you like to say a few words?
Good job!
Are you as pale as I am?
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I love you, do you love me?
No... But I like you a lot
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I basically have scene hair, but I'm sick of just the plain layers and side fringe and all up and teased and stuff, I want a different scene hair style, got any ideas or pictures?
What in the heck is a "Scene" hairdo
Im out of the loop im afraid
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To Christians: If someone came to you claiming to be Jesus, would you ask him to prove it or just take it on faith?
I'd card him and then call the local nut bin to see if anyone had escaped recently
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Are you a kid at heart but look your age? What age do you act and what is your actual age?
I act 19 and I look 40.
Im 40-ish
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Ever thought some women had it out for you in a bad way? I got girl at work I use to like, so I got her # next thing I know she made me her archenemy, Odd we used to be friends before. Last thing I need is an enemy. how do I rekindle an work friendship?
Did you do something to her?
Maybe you don't know... she knows?
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Do you think God is religious?
No...On the contrary, those who believe that the bible is the inspired word of God... Should know He is quite against it.
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If a woman having an affair with a married man is called a mistress, what is a man having an affair with a married woman called?
A douche-bag?
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Where is the best place I can host a website for free at? I have used Angelfire, Geocities, Lycos, etc, but I want a fresh new one that is good with upload space and is easy to use. Please help!
I don't know... But thanks for asking this... I've been looking for one for myself.
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Does God dislove you?
only if you blasmphemous Him.
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I believe in creation does that make me a half wit?
Only to those who are not.
"One half of the world laughs at the other half. Neither one realizing how both are right in doing so."
Balthasar Gracian.
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What would you say/think if gas prices everywhere were only $1 a gallon?
I'd think I walked into one of those Haldron black holes that zapped me back into 1985
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Do you think that most people who own pets usually have really high stress levels already? Do pets make it worse, add to the mele or make it better? I notice in my own observations, they just make it worse.
Im not asking if you LOVE your pet or not... Of COURSE you do!
Do you think it adds to the stress or makes it better?
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Yesterday was chihuahua mom's 1st anniversary on AB. So we are having a late party. Would you like to join the celebration?
congrats
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Can you tell me a Lie?
Sure... And you would believe me too. Then, Immediately afterward, I would confess because I can't lie.
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Who do you think is the most sarcastic person on A.B. ?? and do you like that form of wit !! i do,,,
Dammit... I must not be trying hard enough...
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What Are Some Good Pop/Rock or Alternative Bands You Suggest. Preferably, Ones That Aren't Too Famous.
Biffy Clyro
The Kooks
Sick Puppies
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Which Restaurant has the Best tasting food?
holy crap I could SO go off right now.
but instead... I'll say;
In Florida. On the Gulf Coast... *Drum Roll........
It has Got to be; The Salt Rock Grill, Guppys and EE's Steakout and The The Mystic Fish.
Hands Down... No better seafood anywhere! http://www.3bestchefs.com/
http://www.saltrockgrill.com/
Nowhere!
And The Mystic Fish has live...
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Do you always shake hands when meeting new people?
I try never to touch people if I can at all help it
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My three year old son thinks he is a ninja...he has two plastic swords. Should I worry for his safety?
Ever see the episode of south park with the ninja weapons?
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Is it really possible for a female 16 year old who weighs 260 at 5'6, to have 30 lbs of water weight?
Not likely.
It sounds more like donut weight.
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Does God keep your marriage together?
No He let it fall to shit actually...
Wasted some perfectly good begging on that one.
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What is a word you might hear while at the pool?
ewww a warm spot!
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Did Jesus have a religion?
Everyone knows He was a Jew except for the Catholics.
They still think he converted because the child takes on the Mothes religion.
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Just where are you when people say `you've gone to far now`
Usually having already pissed some poor sap off to the point of no return. So I suppose "Too Far" would be where I am when I push you over the edge.
Usually I am there... When smoke is coming out of their ears and they are looking at me as if they want to choke me.
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What is the first RAP song you ever remember hearing? Did you think it was cool or not?
Rapture By: Blondie.
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What do you think of the satanic arts of voodoo
Well...Some of the African deities names are synonymous with Biblical demons and they do the same things. But I don't think THEY think it is Satanic?
Just Christians would believe that... of course.
But there are things that would lead one to believe that. Western VooDoo Practices are closer to Santarian... WHich are closer to Catholicism than anything else.
*Which is...
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How do you keep your girlfriend from thinking she's holding you back if she doesn't have much time for you? Even if you know it'll be worth it in the end.
Uhhhh... I Don't get it?
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What movie have you watched the most, how many times?
The Rocky Horror Picture Show... Over 200 times.
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Seraphim - Angel of Ninja is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at an angels party in his honour?
Cheers darlin!
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I love acoustic music...and guys with great voices..any bands i should look into that fit that catagory?
Yes Him...
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Are you a coward who hides behind anonymity? Do you say things nasty things to someone on AB which you would never say to that person if you were face to face?
Anyone who knows me knows...I'd say it to your face just as fast if not quicker...
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What type of music can you absolutely not stand?
Not a whole lot of country I can actually sit and enjoy.
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Who is the greatest band to come out of England?
The Rolling Stones
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Name something worth dying for
The names of all the people I love.
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What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began?
But why?
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How many bibles do you have in your home, if any?
Just the one
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What do girls like to do for fun?
We like to cause trouble and havok!
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What makes you attractive to someone else?
The ability that we should all have to make someone else feel comfortable in our presence. It works by vibration. Most people not being consciously aware they are even doing it, know inherently that in order to do it correctly... You have to be a bit of a chamelion and allow yourself to rise or fall to their fluctuations and subtle nuances.
When you can do it knowingly... It is even...
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Will your answer to this question be no? (you can only type one word)
Paradox.
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I am 26, and trying to figure out what a "reg" period is. I had a period in april, then had another one in june (56days later) then had another this month (45days later) Is this normal for someone my age??? Will they become more "regular" with age?
That is NOT normal.
Go see an endochronologist and have your hormone levels tested. You may need either estrogen or progesterone to regulate it. The normal cycle is once a month usually every 28 days
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What do you do when you get scared?
Freak out at first...then I become the calm one the more everyone else around me freaks the calmer I get. If im alone, It just sucks until it doesn't anymore
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The way the economy is,what can you buy with a dollar?
Not even dollar menu stuff after tax. Everything is $1.07
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What's something that tastes especially chocolaty?
Cake icing
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Do you always seem to attract the same kind of people into your life?
People who use me and move on to other things after promising me the moon and saying they will never do that very thing.
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If you see a snake on your front door steps, what do you do?
Hunt it down until I either cant find it or kill it.
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Would you care for an aging parent or place them in a assisted living facility?
I cared for my mother myself, in my home until her last breath.
Incompetent and difficult nurses made me feel like I maybe should, but I kept her home with me until she died...
Im glad I did. It was the hardest and the most importent thing I have ever done in my life.
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What would you say to an 18 year old stripper?
Don't do drugs... Pay for school, get out and retire nicely at 31.
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Why haven't u said that mary (the mother of god) is also god?
She is the female aspect of God. Without which the whole thing would be incomplete. She represents the holy spirit in human form.
She is not supposed to be mistaken for God but as an aspect of His greater being.
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Who's hotter: Oprah Winfrey or Rosie O'Donnall?
Gizelle Buncheon
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I'm really scared. What should I do? Siriously?
Of what?
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What is your favorite old movie?
The Grapes of Wrath.
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Name one item that cost over $150,000 Us Dollars
A house or a Bently
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Name one nocturnal animal
THose little things with the bug eyes and the big flat finger tips and the big ears.
The name excapes me>..
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Orange marmalade or strawberry jam?
Reminds me of the old joke... "Lookit the orange marma laid."
*Can't remember the joke, only the punch line.
But I don't like either one. I prefer either apricot jam or grape jelly.
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Science and the Bible... Do they contradict one another?
No... They compliment one another rather nicely I think.
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Where would be a bad place to pee?
On the metal bumper of an old car, in the middle of winter.
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Can you sum up The Bible in three words?
No... I tried.
but I can name that tune in 2 notes Alex...
Christ incarnate.
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Do you expect sympathy from people if you're not doing well?
Expect? No...
But it is nice.
The Marquis De Sade once said.
"In the act of sharing anything, the enjoyment derrived is lessed in the exchange."
I think that counts as a sadist and as a realist both.
We have the ability as humans to be recepticles and cataylists...
We "Tank" one another and in sharing our greif and sorrow... We lessen it for...
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Do you think elderly people should be forced to retake their driver's license test once they reach a certain age? If so, at what age?
ABSOLUTELY!
*I live in Florida.
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What species on Earth do you think are angry with humans? Why?
According to Marky Mark... The Trees.
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What's one gift you do not, give to a mother-in-law you just met?
A swiffer mop and pad replacements.
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At what age did you experience your first depression that lasted more than a couple of days?
I have always struggled with it.
Probably 5 or 6
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Can trends disrupt a ability to discontinue its prevalence?
You can't just put random words together you know... They actually have to MEAN something.
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What 's something that will never turn you on?
Ignorance.
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Hubby and i got into an argument and i threw a pillow at him. The zipper cut his lip and he went balistic hitting me. He blames me - saying that he was abused after trying to defend myself after.
What a fucking tool...
Leave now. If that's all it takes. He WILL do it again.
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What, if any, difference did the discovery of Chiron (11/01/77) make astrologically for the scorpios who happened to be born on this date?
Well... Healing of course.
But it rules Virgo... Doesn't it?
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Why is it that some people still insist on trying to change my mind for me about God?
I have no idea?
The only person that can do that is you.
But im afraid that some people feel the inherent need to involve themselves in the betterment of anyone concerning their own perspective. It's not for everyone... But I wouldn't NOT believe just because some tool wants me to.
Check it out for yourself. You may just find there is something to it you failed to...
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Are you a threat to Democracy?
No...Im not a republican.
The only threat I pose is to myself.
After coming out from under my rock for the first time in my life and picking Obama... I wont be voting again.
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When serving Corn on the Cob, What other food do you think would go best with it?
More like what condiment...
It is actually really good roasted, with mayonnaise, celantro and hot sauce.
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Why did God put marijuana on Earth?
Because the Indians were gonna need it once they realized what the hell the Dutch did.
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What comes to mind when I say "Cherry" or "Cherries"?
This.
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What do you have of great value that you just can't seem to give away?
My wisdom.
I tend to cultivate the more base forms of my personality.
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Look around the screen and tell me where the first letter "A" is written?
In your question.
This was self actuating.
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Name one animal you would most likely find on a country farm
SHows self restraint and bypasses my intent to be snide and cruel.
and just says kitty cat instead.
less funny of course... but im trying.
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Every partner I've been with has been abused in some way. I find this out a long time after I have known them. Why do I always seem to be attracted to people who this has happened to?
It could be your calling in life.
Usually I find that the things we intentionally run from in our live but yet still consistently happen anyway... Are the things we need to stop and embrace. Because there is some hidden gift in it for us.
I JUST suggested this book to another User. Get it...
"The soul's code of character and calling. By: James Hillman.
Or......
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Guys when you pee does it ever come out in 2 different directions?
If it starts to hurt...You could have a stone.
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How to overcome resentment? Are there any good methods or religious/Biblical passages to consider?
Often resentment boils over into nauseating depression
resentment over the past, over things not being different than they are, possibilities,...
I believe it was Keats who said of meloncholy... "Glut yourself on it. It transcends and creates it's own kind of beauty."
It is only in the act of taking something to its full extreme and extent that it already exists in your soul... that you CAN let anything go.
I don't believe in praying anything away. Too many things are too sticky... Once you let something...
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Do you think it's wrong to merge different spiritual beliefs?
No. I think it's intelligent.
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Have you ever spent a lot of time doing something seemingly useless at the time, that eventually turned out to be rather beneficial later on? Do you feel that everything we do is random or that it all has a greater purpose and plan & nothing is "Useless.
I just realized that had I never found answer bag... I would have had NO CLUE what an online thread is conceptually.
Sitting here, doing this for all this time... Actually prepared me to better understand my school threads and environment.
Thanks Answerbag... You Rock!
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How could a human penetrate a wormhole, and what would be on the other side?
Probably a huge string... Kind of like the hymen of the universe... Once you break it. Everything is spoiled and it never grows back. *Nice way of saying...You're fu*ked!
On the other side. Is an alternate universe that exists in direct contrast to whatever life you have here in this reality.
Could be worse, could be better. Hell...You could have a unicorn horn and big hairy...
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I have a really cute ass... If I keep sitting in this damn chair, could I actually flatten it out eventually?
Im afraid I might squish it?
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What runs on Dunkin?
me
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I'm a girl who is Bi, I'm not butch or anything and I like girly girls, why do alot lesbians girls like women that dress and act like men? Whats the point, aren't they attracted to women, so why would they go out and get the opposite?
It's a preference thing.
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Who wants to be in The elite Zombie survival squad just in case A Zombie Out break?
Meeee!
As long as the bastards are not like the ones from 38 Days.
They scared the shit out of me!
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What impact does having a good teacher have on students?
Almost all of it.
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How high are you right now on a scale of 1-10?
High on insomnia?
about a 7 1/2
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Have you experienced a loss of appetite because thyour patner is not with you?
Nope.
I don't eat as much BECAUSE he left... So basically Im thinner and happy about it because he isn't here to shatter my self esteem anymore.
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What would a cat think when he sees a red dot from a laser pointer dart in front of it?
Get it, get it, get it...
Wait... Cat's can't see red, can they? *Or is that blue?
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How corrupt is New Jersey?
About the same as anywhere else.
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I havent seen my dad for 3 years. im holding a grudge on my dad. my stepmom beat me up & does meth. she doesnt want me in my dads life so i backed off for 3 years & will continue to do so. i miss my dad & my brothers see him a lot. what do i do?
Im so sorry honey...
It will get better if you do what you have to do to get out and away and not fall into it yourself.
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Would you rather own a working, real-life lightsaber or have a completely loyal pet raptor? ( The dinosaur)
Pet raptor.
I know exactly who ...errr ummm I mean WHAT to fed him.
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Should AB be re-named big brother?
lol...Code name: Abby.
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As you get older, do you still appreciate Disney films, or have they lost their charm?
Love Pixar some Disney...
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Where did you last travel to?
A friend of mine... Made me this nifty new T-Shirt!
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Is the truth out there?
Nope they took it out of skully's neck, remember?
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How do you get over your partner cheating on you and move on? I still love him and care about him. We often talk. My head says walk though.
Well... I look at it like this.
When they lie to you, they remove your right to feel and choose and decide for yourself how you are going to feel about it.
When you find out. You are naturally hurt, furious, angry and go through all of the emotions attached to that.
I posted it yesterday elsewhere. It really is similar to the steps of mourning a death.
It get's better...
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'Citizen Kane' is said to be one of the greatest movies ever made, but it is anyone's actual favorite movie of all time?
Not mine...
Can't speak for anyone else.
I prefer
The Grapes of Wrath
To Kill A mockingbird
Pal Joey
Kiss me Kate
Indochine
3-times
spring, summer, winter fall and spring.
Farewell my concubine
Angela
What dreams may come
The notebook
The Piano
The Hunger
The Last Emperor
The Last Samurai
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How old are you now, and how old would you like to live up to?
I'd like to live just long enough to see my kids able to care for themselves.
Then for them to have wives and lives and babies of their own
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I don't like my accent. Do you like the way you talk?
I hide it well when necessary.
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Chemotherapy the vomiting loss of energy the constant pain loss of hair is it really worth it if it's only a chance I'll survive.
Can't you have radiation instead?
It's not as bad I hear.
My mom felt the same way... She died.
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Can you take fondant off a cake and reuse it?
Yes another example of something that just because you CAN doesn't mean you should.
No...
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I just had surgery for a trigger finger. Anyone else in my club?
Turns out mine was justy itchy... I used Benadryl and Im just fine now.
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What plot feature or storyline will you rarely, if ever, find in a Western movie or series?
This one...
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(2/3x^2-1/2)(1/4x+3/5)
*God I wish I could do this. *Sigh...
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Lawyers or police, who can be more crooked?
The police uphold the law by the book.
Lawyers defend because they are being paid to say they believe you are innocent or guilty. Even when they know better.
My guess is Shakespears...
"And the first thing we should do is kill all the lawyers."
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Who is the real god...? can any one tell me.?
The originator, the creator, the All, The is, The Father...
The universal Intelligence
He has many names.
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The kids want to name our two hens,any suggetions?
Foghorn Leghorn and chiken Hawk
Fog and hawk for short.
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How much (roughly) weight do you need to lose to drop a dress size?
I lost 67 Lbs
and dropped almost 5
But im building muscle... Which weighs more than fat so...
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If you could wake up tomorrow with one quality or attribute added to your personality what would it be?
I would like to be more balanced and calm initially.
I have always had to create a sh*t storm in order to let it pass and calm down after the fallout.
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Would you rather be 6 feet deep or burned to a crisp?
Burned...
It runs in my family.
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Have you, or do you know-how to get a "grant?"
Apply for one.
*Love the George Burns monkey!
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I have a family member that has tourettes and lately they have been alot worse for him and i was wondering if smoking cigarettes would hae made his tics worse he seems to smoke more the worse they get about 10-15 a day so if any one can help please do.
Seriously...
I believe those problems can be solved.
Not by surgery or medication...
www.Dr.Amen.com.
Also keep the Liver healthy. The liver is the seat of our mental process.
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Give me an example of a time when *your* senses deceived you?
LUCKY!
*I believed him when he said he loved me and I always knew he never did.
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My boyfriend tells me to call him everyday at night when he's done work at like 12am and I said okay, but i can't wait that long because i'm real tired.... what should i do........
Tell him no...
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Do you have trouble sleeping without your patner?
I have always had trouble sleeping anyway
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Have you taught someone how to cook?
Many people
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Whats the best eyeliner??? i'm looking for stick, that'll last for a while. it needs to be black. estee lauder workes for me, but it doesn't last that long.
I still say the best kind...was the kind you had to burn.
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How many cigs have you had it at once?
Like at the same time?
Just one.
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It's 11:00 Somewhere in the world, Do You know where your kids are?
Yup... But it's 1:00 am and they are fast asleep like little angels
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Can we still love each other when we are ninety? do you belive in this statement.
It is the way it should be.
I will maintain my usual speel on the subject.
When you truly love someone... It never just goes away, stops or changes. It is a choice that you make and stand by.
Too many people now days... Simply have no idea.
But I think that has a lot to do with how you were raised aand your level of intelligence. You values and examples. People lately......
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Getting past the initial breakup? how do you deal and keep your mind off of the situation and going back to that person?
New leaf!
You move on.
Leave it be.
Relinquish control of the situation to the fates.
*And sit back and watch Karma work it's stuff.
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Where are you most likely to see a snakeoil salesman?
In marrakesh?
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Depression do you think it's real?
Real for some... Manipulative for others.
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Can you name a type of snake?
Corn
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What color and style are your favorite shoes?
COmfortable and earth toned.
But in truth...
I love my Michael Korrs Fu*k me pumps. Black and white heel for days! I just can't wear them for more than 2 hours.
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Is this madness?
It can be, has been and probably will be again.
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Is it necessary to get into a relationship..?
Nope
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What is the difference between cook and a chef?
TO equate: The Wicked witch to her Flying monkey men
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What are some of the best calming songs you know?
This one.
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Which celebrities would you least expect to be answerbag members?
Lauren Bacall and Catherine Denuve.
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Perfuming the genitalia, I never met a stripper tell me that they do but are there any out there to tell me that its true?
GO meet yourself one and find out.
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Whats the worst you goten hert
By a man or in general?
There is one guy who would like to believe he hurts me worse than the rest.
But my first love had him beat by a long shot.
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What's wrong with America's health care system?
It's not in Canada.
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What would you do if someone said they were madly in love with you, but they barely knew you?
Be concerned for their mental health and my safety.
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Weiners..raw, BQ, fried or boiled?
Ewwww... raw?
That's like a two inch thick hunk of bologna...
Ugh!
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What have you learned on answerbag?
That people who are not supposed to care... Are rather interested in what I have to say.
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What has your grandfather taught you?
My Grandfather was an asshole, nphony, Holy Name Society, fake assed Wife beater.
The other one was an alcoholic.
I never knew them.
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Why are more people right-handed than left-handed?
Im amby... I do different things with both
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U will get married to a person fore sake of love or security?
One provides a sense of the other, doesn't it?
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If you had to type like your accent, how would you type?
waddya mean? Wat acksent? I don't havea freakin acksent!
Hey Joey... Wehas my freakin caw anyway
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What will you have for breakfast tomorrow?
probably 20 oz of coffee
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which is ur favourite colour?
Red and the entire red spectrum.
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Why some people judge you on your look
Because human beings focus naturally on what is symmetrical. it is inherent in us to do so and there is nothing wrong with it as a first initial point of reference. Intelligent people can however get beyond that.
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What wouldn't you put hot sauce on?
Privates...
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What would you be doing right now if you were a ghost?
Driving the people I hate insane... Scaring the crap out of fake psychics and mediums and Trying to move stuff around...
Like in Ghost.
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Are "Sara" and "Sarah", and "Tara" and "Terror" pronounced differently for you?
*Throws up in her mouth a little.
Yeah, they are in my neck of the woods.
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Does anyone think it's not in good taste to receive a child's birthday party invitation and the child's shoe size and clothing size is specified within the invitation?
Well it's easier than sorting out a bunch of gift reciepts.
Some kids in my sons class, the mothers put what the kid wants in the invitation so...
It is strange but not too bad. Might just be a practicle no nonsence kind of person.
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What was the last video you watched on You Tube?
THis one... I just posted it on another answer.
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If you have a friend and all she ever wants to talk about is herself how do you tell her gently or get her to talk about you?
Some people relate everything back to themselves...
It is often a nervous habit.
Or like me, they might just be slightly narcissistic... GOod luck with that.
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What runs on batteries?
Probably my brain... Unfortunately, I can't find the panel and Im afriad they are getting lowwww....
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My friend and I would like to start cleaning some houses for a little extra money. Does this require paying taxes and what not to the government for your own business? Or is it generally a sort of under-the-table kinda thing?
You have to get insurance, a buisness license, and yes...Pay taxes on anything you make over $600.00 per year.
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I just found out that my boyfriend is allergic to peanuts, how wrong would it be for me to feed him some when he p*sses me off? LOL
Only do that Jen, If you want to kill him.
And alergic shock... Aint a nice way to die.
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Do you think it should be legal for a 16-year old girl to be able to strip, as long as she leaves by 11:30 PM?
No, it shouldn't... *Silly Goose.
I actually stripped at that age myself.
With a fake ID.
I was closer to 17 but same thing really when you are that young and stupid.
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Ok so if everything has an ending point, where is outer space's ending point? And if people say the space is constantly growing, whats it growing into?
Check this out. I think it will satisfy your curiosity rather nicely.
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I took itunes off of my ipod and used other software, is there anyway i can put itunes back on my ipod?
I didn't even know you COULD do that... Wow
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Does anyone know the policy with piercings and Dollar General Stores? Because I applied for a position and think I'll probably get it and I want a lip ring reeeeely bad. Can you have one and still work there?
You should have a dress code. Check it and see. If you get it pierced and you end up having to take it out... It will close up anyway and all be for nothing.
Get your nipples pierced. No one can see them unless you show them.
I sugg4est you try and get a job at hot topic first... then get it.
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Who says man isn't evil.Jesus said there are none good but God.So if your not good, your?Genesis 6:5 says mans hearts are continually evil.Paul said there are none good,no not one.Isaiah said mans good works are as filty rags.So are we good in Gods eyes?
That first quote doesn't even come close to saying "Men are evil."
We are NOT good in God's eyes because God can't look upon sin...
It was the whole thing with the tree... Once they disobeyed, then came abel and Cain and Jacob and esau... We just contionusly kept screwing up.
God said... "There will be a blood sacrifice for atonment." and that...
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Ok we agreed exclusive but i feel flattered but i want to date others and see ......how should i respond?
You needed to say then before the whole exclusive thing happened.
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Would you allow and trust your teenage son or daughter to date a fellow teenage Answerbagger over, let's say, a MySpace. AOL or Yahoo connection?
The way life is heading now days...I would encourage my kids to get out and mingle.
Between video games texting and facebook...
No one will ever meet anymore period.
Im sure in the future sex and marriages will all be via video chat.
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What makes a guy that is chasing a women all of a sudden not want to talk to her anymore?
She let him catch her.
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What comes to mind when i say "Tele-Evangelist"
Benny Hinn... The most notrious one of them all!
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Are you offended by the use of the word "retarded" as an insult?
No it doesn't offend me at all. WHen or if I say it, I don't mean in reference to the mentally handicapped... Otherwise that is what I would say.
What offends me is when people say things like Mongoloid or Cripple.
Retarded is in the dictionary and a mentally handicapped person shouldn't be called retarded in the first place if you ask me.
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What do u fear most?
Balloons and golf clubs
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What would a day in the life of a cow consist of?
Vying for the number one spot in the California Cheese commercial?
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What's better than knowledge?
Understanding it.
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Are you happy with the city you live in?
Other than the weather, The city is okay... It's the people in it I can't stand.
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What are some turn ons that womean are attracted to in a man?
I used to love a sexy voice, nice eyes and strong legs
But from now on. Honesty and a loving, masculine heart... Will be my choices.
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What would be a good job for a husband to support his family without going beyond a 4 year degree?
Once again in keeping with my decision to turn over a new leaf and be happy...
Im going to say plumber or mechanic.
No slights. Not harping on you know who and his you know what.
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What do have Up on your Refrigerator Door ? Mine has magnets from every country I've visited...
Lucky duck.
Mine has my kids and their school work
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Have you ever seen your State's bird near your home? I saw a California Valley Quail just the other day by my house.
You mean the flying cockroach?
Yeah we see them all the time.
The State animal here is the sex offender. We have loads of those too.
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What do sharks do for fun?
Play with The giant Octopus...Much to their dismay.
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Name yer preferred BBQ sauce you marinate or cook with?
I make my own. Taken from Alton Browns procedure but with my own twist and ingredients
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Where does the Adirondack chair get it's name from?
Aren't they made from adirondack pine?
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I am being Serious, How are the Patients really treated in Nursing Homes by the Staff? What goes on behind closed doors in Nursing Homes?
I believe they are far more regulated then they once were. Probably still somewhat not quite good enough. But better than years ago.
My Grandmother worked in Willowbrook years ago. The place that Geraldo Rivera had helped close down.
She used to cry at night from the things that went on there. She would NEVER tell us what.Then it closed down and we knew. She never participated, bbut...
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What is one word you have a hard time pronouncing? mines is anxious sadly
Cinnamon... But I can say it now.
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What has God given you?
His breath and voice.
Not to mention... Mine too.
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What 2 things are a perfect match?
Ah haa hahha hahha ha ha....
Im learning not to say. But believe me, I can go on for DAYS!
But in the showing of the new me. I will adjust myself and say; Peanut butter and jelly, instead and keep the slights to myself.
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How do you know when you've overstayed your welcome?
I try to never do that.
Eventually I catch on...
You know... When people start giving you dirty looks and cleaning everything up around you.
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I am taking Lithium Carbonate, orally, but was wondering if I could just open the capsules to sprinkle it on my food and still have it be as effective?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
The capsule is a capsule because the breakdown of its coating is timed and meant for it to break down at a certain point in the process of digestion.
You can get VERY sick if you do that and you have to get your blood work done like you do, because it just so happens to be a drug that can FUCK-UP your liver...
So please... Don't do that.
Im calling your...
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Are you a competetitive person? Not necessarily in sports, but in all that you do?
No, not at all.
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What will happen if I microwave a soda can?
You'll be in trouble for more reasons than just the fact that microwaves hate metal.
Metal and glass hate flesh too!
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How would you handle your best friend ignoring you?
He wouldn't do that... *I hope.
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How long should ice be cooked for when trying to make water?
Oddly enough... About the same time it takes for cheerios to sprout into donut plants.
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Did anybody who wasn't already a fan of the books enjoy 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' movie?
I loved them both
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If there was a rule book for your life, what would be the first rule in the book?
Just let it go stupid!
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Press on nails or salon nails?
My own nails with acrylic finish
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How do you think you need to better yourself?
The list is getting shorter Polly.
But it was a huge list to begin with so... It's like losing weight when you're really really fat.
It takes a while to notice.
I need to show less temper
I need to learn to let things go
I need to learn to relinquish control when holding on to it will only hurt me worse in the end
I need to allow myself to be loved by someone who...
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Name a really good habit that you have and that you are proud of?
I can always admit when im wrong.
*Even if I make you miserable before allowing myself to come to that conclusion rendering it completely useless.
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What shouldn't you put in the microwave?
Anything that can make audible sounds of its own accord.
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Do you know anyone on AB who you believe to be severely disturbed/troubled? Do you try to help him/her?
*Hides from the help...
Im good guys really... Im good!
Thanks!
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Would you be upset? I just returned from a holiday for which I asked my gf to pack my stuff. She thought it would be cute to pack "girly" things for me as we were in a remote area. I had to wear a womens one piece swimsuit and womens undies..not impressed
Yeah I would... Not too much though if no one else was around. Then I would have just gone skinny dipping.
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What is something people keep on or near their bed?
Books... I have books all over the house!
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What might your fortune cookie read if you were on death row?
Sometimes... Karma takes its sweet assed time catching up to you.
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What is a memento from your school days?
I don't remember most of them.
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When you got your tattoo, did it hurt?
Not really to bad.
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Do you think your neighbor can't wait until you are locked out of your house so he can call the police and hopefully get a two for one.. breaking and entering and a charge for whatever illegal contraband you have inside?
You need probable cause for that. You can't just search someones house without a warrant. It's just as illegal as contraband.
Silly goose.
Not to mention... Try GETTING a warrant for that.
And...Whoever else might have keys to the house. Is JUST as responsable are those that live there.
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Why has there been a decrease in the percentage of scientists, engineers, and mathematicians being American?
Because the Japanese invented video games for that very reason.
*Kidding.
Because our school system sucks!
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Who is your worst enemy, and why? What would you like to see happen to said person and why?
I am my own worst enemy...
Im working on ignoring those who make me that way.
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My aunt is visiting soon. my mom tells her everything i do. i broke a window, had sex, skip school, beat up my mom she has a bald spot, i drink, shoplifted, & lie a lot. how should i act when my aunt comes to our house? im embarrassed;
You're full of crap...
You watched South Park last night... Out of control maury povich cartman...
I'd put money on it!
*But to answer the question so as not to be accused of NOT answering it.
Act the way you always do... Maybe she will ignore you and further fuel your over active imagination?
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Hey Everyone... Biopsy is clear. No cancer! Are you happy for me or not?
Well I HAD to make it a question...
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Lim zheng yan say me offensive name now he wants to harms me via internet what should i do?
How does someone "harm you via internet."
And why do you know to say the word Via and not called me?
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Can you be sued for defamation for what you say in an email?
Sure if it's not true.
But truth is relative and based on action and intent.
You have to prove you are not what they said you are and they have to prove their reason for saying it
It get's messy and in the end... If YOU lose. How does that make it worth it for you in the first place if someone can prove the things they say you are?
Thats a lot of time and a lot of...
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Ever been so hard in love but the person didnt love you back?
Yup... Makes morons of the best and worst of us.
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What are some good pieces of literature?
It would be easier for me to tell you some of my favorite authors and you can decide for yourself what of theirs is good or bad.
I personally love:
James Joyce
Pynchon
Salinger
Spark
Tolstoy
Verlaine
Flaubert
John Galsworthy
Aldous Huxley
Kazuo Ishiguro
Isaac Asimov
Baudelaire
Sexton
Plath...
God, I could be here for days!
Sartre
Nietzsche
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Have you ever done anything in front of your window on purpose to tease your neighbour what?
Yup... I just flipped him the bird.
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Do you know what's it's like to be without electricity for four days?
Yes I do.
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What gives you the most enjoyment from drinking wine?
Gives me more pleasure seeing other people drink wine.
I don't care for the headache.
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If a cheater begs for forgiveness and wants to do counseling to change what has occurred, does that mean he loves the person he cheated on and wants to make things right?Should the cheater be given a chance?
Very specific circumstances very specific people situation.
You can't judge one by the rest. Some people take pride and pleasure in hurting people. Some make mistakes.
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How would Christ have logically walked on water in scientific terms?
Silly...Just like criss angel...The was glass under the water.
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Wat is the smartest thing u said two hours ago?
I am officially done!
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Where can i find a sexy young blonde, that will like me?
At a college bookstore or library
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Are lofts usually rented or leased?
Both... and leased too.
but I'll tell you what else they are.
Drafty, expensive to heat and cool and usually require a lot of maintence if they are not brand new. And plumbing can be a nightmare in old bldgs...
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What is something you might find at a garage sale?
Here?
A bunch of garbage no one wants.
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What is the cause for being "clingy" in a relationship?
Lies and manipulation.
Sometimes ...People just do it to you because they like seeing you suffer and you allow it because of hope in something that never really was there anywhere else but in your own heart.
It's a fuck*d up thing to do... but people do it.
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What is your favorite song and why?
Right now...
This one.
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Guys, please help us ladies. What do you go through in a breakup? Do you cry? How do you move on?
See my question for my answer.
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7203445
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Do you feel that the process of grieving a dead loved one is similar to the process of a failed relationship? Five Stages Of Grief: 1. Denial and Isolation. 2. Anger. 3. Bargaining. 4. Depression. 5. Acceptance. Grief and healing?
I feel this is very true...
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If someone cheated on you, do you do your best to cut off all ties or hang out with them occasionally?
You do your best to get over it, I believe it is a process you go through, like mourning a dead person.
I think its the same for both actually.
A Normal Life Process
Five Stages Of Grief
1. Denial and Isolation.
2. Anger.
3. Bargaining.
4. Depression.
5. Acceptance.
Grief And Stress
Recovering From Grief
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Its 3:00 am your phone rings and you say to yourself___________?
MOTHERFU*ker didn't pay another bill!
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How do overcome bad sleeping habbits for example staying up late and getting up early (3hrs sleep)
I don't know... I can never sleep.
I suppose its called a conscience?
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Why do people find The Bible (or any holy book for that matter) to be a reliable source of information?
Because it is a great source of wisdom and axiom no matter its source, its foundations or it's history.
Proverbs alone is full of wisdom... Lessons by example and rules to live by.
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You are stranded in a desert with no food or water. You have your wallet which has $4,000 in it. Suddenly you see a guy who has 3 bags of chips and 2 bottles of water. Would you give him your money for the food if you couldn't kill him?
Why would I give him all my money?
I'd take out a 20 and tell him it's all I had and accept 1 bottle of water, he can keep the chips...salt dehydrates you, then I'd follow him and when the chips killed him...
I can take the other water and my 20 back.
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Do you remember the minute as a divorced woman, when you finally said ENOUGH... and decided to completely move on from allowing a sociopathic, evil, hurtful man from hurting you and your kids anymore? This is mine... Anyone care to share yours with me?
Im moving on... Decided to allow another man to love me and welcome him into my heart, my home and into the lives of my children.
I feel like its just time.
I can't stand this idiot using me and playing with my head anymore... Im just done!
Good riddence to bad trash!
Welcome to love and life, happiness and another chance at love with a really great guy!
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What percentage of your body is human cells?
Not much... The borg has taken over. I am pure evil and you shall be assimilated...
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Ok so a couple of days ago i hade this feeling in my heart area and it was like i couldnt breath and i almost passed out and started to throw up and i was panting, i had to take deep breaths to stop it...What do u think it could be?
You should ask a Doctor this.
Could be anything from a panic attack to a heart problem.
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What's tomorrow?
It's the day I begin systematically ruining his life.
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Who is the ugliest player in NBA history?
I admit I had NO idea until I saw the other answers as I know nothing about the NBA.
But Im going with the George dude.
Symmetry just exploded all over him
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In a taxi, how far can I get with a dollar?
Doesn't cover the flat rate charge.
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What month were you born?
Next you'll be wanting the location of my moles and my dental records.
No building fembot copies... Copies of copies ruin the master plan!
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Whats today?
Today is...
Well hell... I don't even know what today is?
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Have you seen my cat?
He is down in Mexico with mine...
They called and asked us to wire them some more money for hookers and catnip
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What shouldn't a fast food worker do to a police officers hamburger?
Put bacon on it when it wasn't asked for in the first place.
*Courtesy of my brilliant smart ass Jr son!
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What do you think of when I say "chicken"?
Pho Ga
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Are you a repository of useless information?
ABSOLUTELY!
Collecting useless facts is a hobby of mine.
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What is the largest work of art in the world?
I would have guessed The sistine chapel
But apparently, it's this... Which is really really cool!
http://www.andoart.com/eldee.htm
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When some says "your It'. Just what exactly Am I?
Next in line to try and catch me.
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Is it possible to once be a cheater and then learn your lesson and be a better person?
From my own example of dealing with one...
No,
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I'll be dipped in________ before i _______?
shit ever allow that man to bug me again.
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What jobs are out there that dont require a green card?
The ones in your own country.
Disclaimer*
Im not against people working here... Just stating a fact.
I believe I have to write a book of disclaimers for the socially inept and the politically correct clowns.
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WOmen: Why does it bug you when a man leaves the toilet seat up?
Because the underside of the rim is gross, cold and I don't want my bare ass on it, near it or around it.
Not to mention we can fall in.
Falling in at 3:00 am, That is asking for strangulation if you ask me!
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Can I use your toes to do the "This little piggy" rhyme?
My perfectly frenched manicured little piggies?
*Gasp...
*awww what the hell...At least you know mine are clean Nunya.
Go ahead but ONLY for you!
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Jews and Christians, what is your take on "Messianic" or "Nazarene" Jews -basically Jews who accept Yeshua Ben Joseph(Jesus) as Messiah but observe old law as well?
Closest thing I can come to making sence of Christianity.
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I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?
I'd say oh for about another 6 or 7 years.
Depending on how good she is at what she does?
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What kind of earphones are you using for enjoy music?
WHatever fits in the IPOD
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What's one thing you have you never eaten?
There isn't much I haven't eaten...Im going with monkey anything! That's a little too close to my gene pool for comfort.
Borders on the soccer team in the andies if you ask me.
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Does the inherent weakness of FREEDOM which forces us to accommodate what is necessary to destroy us necessitate the need for secret organizations that ensure our survival?
Yes, I suppose, in a way.
But I think that idea of what too many people believe freedom is, as opposed to what it is in reality is a part of the problem too?
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I want to isolate myself from other's. is this a good thing?
The more people I meet...The more I feel that way.
Reminds me of Sartre's Play called No exit.
Read it.
L'enefer C'est Les Autres.
People are hell!
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Why do we still have socialists in this day and age?
Where there are socialists there are communists.
If We still have one, we have the other by default.
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Have you ever ODed on anything?
Yes...
3 times.
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How do you know when you are spending too much time on AB?
When you get guru in under a year.
heh heh
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Today is my one year anniversary on AB! Do I win a cookie?
Nope...You get 6 pts and an RSS feed.
Which is kinda like a cookie so...
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Did you sleep with someone you hate?
Before or after?
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Hey! Im a Guru. Can you believe that? More points for you guys!
AUM mane padme AUM!
Put the Guru in the penalty box for trying to be nice!
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Do you ever wish you could go back in time and live it all over again without changing anything or would you change something?
Yes. I would have married the serial killer called The Ice man, and taken over for him when he got caught.
I would have many, many, very different end results with the people I have interacted with in my life.
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Were you aware of the fact that because this place is called answerbag, that you can only answer questions with one word answers and conversation, interaction and opinion is frowned on? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7170665
Not quite irritated... Just insulted I suppose. It took me a long time to care enough to type that answer. Only to have it called "Rambling." I like to think I have something pertinent to say and I thought we were ecouraged to do that here?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7170665
Sorry... I didn't get the memo.
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Okay so my boobs are very massive for my age.. & some guys say there too big is there such thing ? my boobs are 38DD and i weigh about 155 & height is 5'2
Wow...When did answer bag become a dating site?
Where is the rest of it?
"I like sunshine and puppies and long walks in the rain. Im a Libra and I love kittens and warm blankets
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I honestly think im chubby. My mom tells me im extremely thin and that i have a 'messed up' body image. --- (16 yr old, 5'11, 150lbs, female) Am i right or is my mom right?
I'd be more concerned with my heaght then my weight if I were you.
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Is anyone really interested in what Michelle Obama wears or do the media just think we are?
Don't care... Not even a little.
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What is the greatest tear jerker movie you have ever seen?
The notebook
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Why do You think is that You are straight or gay ? What makes You the way You are?
I believe we love who we love.
and that monogamy is far more important than gender.
*Unless your taking back your own shit...then everything is fair game!
*Unless your O.J.
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Are you unhappily married?
Not anymore Im not!
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Do you want to drink of _____________?
The milk of the fatted calf?
Sure... Why not.
*Dude... this was worded wrong.
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Have any guilty pleasures?
Sushi.
All the damn carbs.
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Would you like to give birth to a baby boy or a girl?
A Japanese baby girl.
I always wanted a baby girl and a Japanese baby girl would be optimal!
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Isn't it amazing how many of the relationship questions can be answered with a simple 'Dump him/her.'?
It's not always that easy.
Especially for women and human beings with internal organs instead of metal parts.
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If the sky was green, what would make it green?
Wavelengths.
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How old were you when you realized your parents weren't perfect, and how old where you when you started to see things from their point of view?
I think 15 seconds after I opened my eyes I started screaming my head off because I KNEW someone made a horrible mistake and I got them instead of my real parents. I was like NO...Oh Shit! Waaaaaaaah....
*never piss off the angel in charge of mergers and aquisitions.
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My Boyfriend has a 11 boy who thinks women are meant to cook and clean. That they cannot think on their own, and are pretty much stupid.. What can I do?
Don't worry about it... It takes all kinds for the world to turn.
He will either find a woman all too willing to accomidate his bullshit... or end up lonely.
I'd say either way, it's a win, win situation. Either he weeds a weak woman out of the general population or he fails to breed more.
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What if this world ends suddenly..?
All I ask for is 15 seconds to do a happy dance while everyone else is screaming like idiots because they're going to hell in a handbag
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What would you do if someone called you white trash?
Take it from who it came and consider the source...
That being said. To some, I might be and to others Im not.
But it's usually a simple matter of the pot calling the kettle black in that particular example because white trash seldom KNOWS it is white trash... It almost ALWAYS comes as a shock.
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Pink looks good on men?i dont agree what do u say?
Yeah...Just about as good as Capri's do...
ROFLMAO!
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Im a ___________________________. what will fill in the blank
Proverbial pain in the ass with a big mouth and a lot to say about nothing in general.
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Can you hurt someone for your benefit?
Now but my ex does it to me every chance he gets. Just for shits and giggles sometimes. As if he doesn't deserve everything I say about him on here and MORE!
"The only thing worse than not knowing, is you thinking that I don't know."
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What is a food that people might dip into Chocolate?
Bacon! With nuts...It's good too!
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Who is the most eccentric movie director?
Kubrick
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What phrases do you hate in rap songs?
I like most of them...They are really funny, the worse they are in their obviousness and blatent attempts at shocking anyone... The funnier they are to me.
Like T.I.
"What it feels like to wake up and be the sh*t and the urine."
WTF? ROFLMAO!
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What makes Westboro baptists tick?
Lol...Genius!
I think God doesn't like Baptists very much is the reality of it.
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Is an eye for an eye rational or irrational?
Not quite enough in my case.
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Why can't we just pray the Devil back to Hell?
Because thats where he lives.
That's like sending a kid to his room for punishment where there is a snack bar and a video game console
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If you had a choice on how you would die, what would you choose? besides old age?
I'll take any old thing at this point...
Just get all this over with already.
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I know someone that bragged that her husband makes all the money and SHE spends it! Now, because of the economy, they're now "struggling"! What do you think her husband should do or say to her about it?
I wouldn't know about it being all about the economy in my case...
In my case, he wanted it that way until his filthy whore changed it all.
Unless she is responsable for the economy too? I can't relate.
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I say "Google" you say?
Far too many things no one should be able to access about my family name that easily...
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What is use of Bra for lady?
Black eye prevention and mosquito bite covering
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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words?
Not really, you can't.
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Ladies: I want a man to love me and be GOOD to me. So why is it that when Im dating the guys who are nice to me are the ones I shy away from and the guys who dont call back or act like they could care less are the ones that I consider? Am I alone in this
You're either young, or dumb.
We are all both at one time or another... Until it hurts so many times, we stop.
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I say " Visible Panty Line" you say?
Contour lines for the eye to follow to better view the glory that is the perfect ass!
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Do you believe in the end of the world?
yes.
God I hope Im right!
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I love your ___________.
Way...
The balding wonders only claim to fame.
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Name 5 brands of soaps?
Ivory
Dial
Dove
Safeguard
Zest
Okay what do I win?
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Where is a peaceful, common ground between allowing yourself to take a chance on someone, in the hopes that they are being honest and genuine with you, and your own fear that they are really just being manipulative and trying to hurt you on purpose?
How do you know if someone is being honest... Or just dealing you more crap that you can handle in hope and lies just to hurt you worse.
I have a right to be angry. I have a right to say and do everything I have said and done.
I was done dirty by someone who was supposed to protect me from the very things he does to me himself.
How do you know if a habitual liar is being honest for...
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Do you shampoo your hair daily, weekly, or how often? Do you always use the same shampoo?
If Im going out, always... If not, I let it go sometimes.
But I don't always use the same anything. I like to change it up a bit.
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What do you expect out of a religion?
Nothing.
Im more a science and philosophy girl.
Mostly because I hear what God said.
"On THIS rock I build my church." Meaning you and I.
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Do men like quiet shy women?
SOme do some dont...
And THANK GOD some dont...I'd never find anyone.
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If u had to choose between being killed by the bunny or killing the poor innosent creature...which one?
If we are talking about the Monty python bunny?
His ass is going DOWN!
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Is it possible for a married couple, who has done each other wrong in the past, be able to let go, trust, work through things and have a good relationship? We have equally done each other wrong and are in counseling and church.
You are doing everything right...
So the only resolution depends on each of your level of maturity and willingness to make it work.
Sometimes, you have simply got to scarifice your need to be right in order to keep it from destroying your want to be happy
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A friend is being evicted for not paying their rent. Do you let them stay with you?
Depends on the circumstances and the friend.
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Why do so many atheists hang out in the Christian catagories?
Nothing better to do.
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If you had to, would you give your life to save your child's?
Absolutely...
I would hope anyone with one would...
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Can you give me an example of something that might be Sensational?
Good sex.
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What's one thing you might find at a dollar store?
Crap from china that I REFUSE to buy if it goes into or onto my body in any way.
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Whats the diffrence between god with a small g and God with a capital G?
Respect G...
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Would you like to join me in congratulating.......my chicken for laying its first egg?
Hurray!
Welcome to a world of constant drudgery and the cruelty of life.
Was it a black Pullet? They can be trained to find gold!
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I say "Monster Energy Drink" you say?
No thank You...
I'm hyper enough.
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When you were little, what did you think was fancy?
Brown and orange paisley polyester with puffy sleeves and a bow.
What? It was the 70's!
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Where is the one place you wont go?
Anywhere near my ex's GF.
Im afraid of what I might do.
I NEVER go there if I know she is around.
I can spit pretty far!
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Do people make s'mores just because it's a tradition? I mean nobody could actually like the taste of them, could they?
I prefer using sugar cookies.
I don't like the graham cracker aspect of it.
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Are you at ease around people?
Absolutely not!
But I never let them know that unless I don't like them.
I can make anyone I like feel comfortable in 2 seconds and make anyone I don't, feel like the scum of the earth in 1.
I always know immediately.... My first initial feeling should always be trusted.
It's a gift.
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Hey! Im a Guru. Can you believe that? More points for you guys!
AUM mane padme AUM!
The sad part is...Look at my start date. It doesn't take that long really.
It should have though.
*Sigh...I need to get a life.
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What is a job that is difficult to do in bad weather?
Plumbing through the roof in lightening in Florida...
*WHich would be why I still don't feel comfortable sleeping in my bedroom even after MONTHS of obsessive cleaning after the plumber was too scared to go on my roof...
THis Plumber was freaking filthy and didn't care about my stuff!
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Is stupidity bad? I don't mean mental retardation, or other illnesses, I mean stupid behaviour in the absence of such illness.
In my better moments, like when it doesn't cause me fruestration... I demonize it a little less than just that.
It is called ignorance. We are all ignorant, until experience and learning corrects it.
When you teach someone over and over again... And they still don't get it. Then like ROn WHite says... You just can't fix stupid.
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I decided to flirt with my head teacher and now he wants me to do intimate things with him what should i do?
I really dislike kids like you.
Where in the hell are your parents?
Do you have any idea how long it took that man to create a life for himself? That being said... Do you have any idea how badly you could destroy that because your young, stupid and curious?
Just because you CAN do something... Doesn't mean you should.
Test out your future whore prowess on someone your...
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What cleaning items are absolutely necessary to have under your kitchen sink when it comes to keeping a clean home?
All I need is:
Rags
Bleach
a magic eraser
brillo
and WIndex.
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If we were created by God, then who created God? And who created God's creator, etc.?
He was the first amoeba.
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How to avoid a fight with your lover?
You can't always do that unless you become a total kiss ass.
and in the immortal wordsof Ferris Behuler...
"it's impossible to respect someone who kisses your ass."
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What are some good house plants that don't require extensive care and don't die very easily?
Ficus (Sp.)
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What if your bf says he loves you...but it does not matter him much if you stay in his life or not? i am not able to understand what kind of love it is?
Sounds like my father.
He is probably just being honest... And beaten down so much in life that although he does care... he is beyond allowing it to effect him.
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Who is ruining your season of joy with their season of difficulty? Have you ever undergone a season of difficulty like theirs? Do you even know the details of their struggle?
I find that usually, people who say things like this... Have been listening to bullcrap self help guru's that live in mansions off the Hawaiian coat or the coast of Fiji who take your money, instill a crappy set of selfish morals and cater to like minded drones who believe they can do whatever they want to others and walk away unscathed with a feeling of satisfaction and entitlement.
...
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What kinda of college/schooling would I have to take to be an elementary art teacher?
A masters
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Women, if you were a man , you would________________?
Never hurt a woman just because I knew I could...
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If you sell something valuable like a rare coin on EBay, and you ship it by registered mail, I'm worried that the buyer could say the package arrived (as the tracking info proves) but that the package was empty. Is this a legit concern?
Depends... Did you forget to put it in the box?
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Why haven't we domesticated any new animals in the last 4000 years. Were we smarter in prehistoric times?
I think we ran out of crap that anyone would actually want in their house?
I think it stops at pot bellied pig.
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Can clinical depression be caused by an abusive relationship?
Yes and no...
An abusive relationship is more conducive to a symptom of clinical depression when presented as a trigger but with a hiredetary or biochemical predisposition toward the disorder in the first place.
Clinical depression is a little different than environmental depression which can lift on its own.
Clinical is sometimes in the genes and sometimes as a result of major head...
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What do u do if u feel that ur lover dosent give u importance?
Endure it for 9 years until he got SO sick of me being upset about it all the time that he left me for someone else.
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What do u think, your present partner is everything to you and will be the last one in your life?
My ex partner will probably be everything to his girlfriend... I never meant anything to him.
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Are you addicited to your partner?If so why?
Im addicted to getting as far away from him as I can...
This shit is killing me.
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Is there a true friendship exists between you and your spouse?
Aparently that's all it was for him...
I failed to get the memo.
Then he left.
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I eat my home grown tomatoes with olive oil salt, and fresh ground pepper,is there a cheese that would go good on tomatoes served that way.
Shaved parm
Smoked gouda
goats cheese
Also goes nice with avacado and watercress.
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What would be the funniest thing to yell in public
I yelled out once in public...
"Oh I get it, Buckwheat and farina! Breakfast cereals!"
In reference to the Our gang characters from the little rascalls.
I had been watching them for years and it took a hit of acid for me to have that very public epiphany.
it was pretty funny.
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What would you do if you saw George W. Bush on the side of the road asking for spare change?
Give it to him
But not without the addition of...
Thanks to you, this is all I have to give you.
Asshole!
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My girlfriend 41 yr. old and me 31 were in a bar last night. Her and some other guy there kept staring at each other. I hinted to her that I knew by looking at him and then at her. She said she was just looking at people. What should I do?
Sounds like you need to buy the cougar a new diamond studded collar?
Either that... Or ignore it.
Doesn't mean anything. In a bar, how can she do anything about it right in front of you? If you see a number passes between them, then worry
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What gets rid of love bites?
The vaccuume.
*Smirks and watches.
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What would you do if I threw a flip flop at you?
Nothing... Probably laugh.
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What is the best wine to use in a sause for Lasagna
I use shiraz
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Can you be honest all the time?
Im just as good a liar as I am habitually honest.
Only problem is you can retract a lie with the truth, it doesn't generally tend to work the other direction.
I have a conscience...so even if I do lie, I always admit it
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Name a movie you have watched that touched your heart.
What dreams may come.
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Garlic...you either love it or hate it. So which is it for you?
Adore it...
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In genesis, there's mention of the 7 days and there being evening and then dawn. What happened in the nights?
God was busy creating Hedo in the Bahamas.
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What are five things a woman should do to be a good wife?
1. Support his dreams
2. Raise his children
3. Care for him
4. Keep a nice home
5. Keep him interested
Can I add a 6th?
Not put a contract out on his sorry ass when after doing all of the above for 9 years... He leaves you for a whore anyway who is incapable of humanity, compassion, decency love or truth.
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What is the difference between an embassy and a high consul?
The building and the people who attend.
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How would your man tell you to dress?
Dont have one... Dont want one.
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What type of toasted sandwich is your favorite?
Pannini
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What would you never eat raw?
A vietnamese hooker...
*Sorry. That was just innappropriate.
I had to though... Even though I never would even if you cooked her first.
Im not gay.
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Do you sleep in an expensive bed
Yup... and it HUGE too!
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My dog eats so fast that I'm not sure she is chewing her food. How can I get her to eat slower?
Ask ceasar Milian
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How long does it take to get into space?
I do believe you are actually IN space right now...
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What's your favorite form of PDA (public display of affection)?
Don't care for it beyond holding hands myself
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That's really nice, did you get that on sale, where?
Always!
Never pay full price... Anywhere!
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Do most people believe in fate? The chance meeting that leads to more, what do you think?
I think I killed it?
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What is something that you should avoid doing in the heat of the day?
Murder....
Tends to make the corpse stink until you can dispose of it at a later time
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Hi can anyone please tell me how to remove the nail gel fillers that I have, they seem to be stuck fast and it would be too painful to pull them off, anything I can buy to help me remove them. thank you
Soak your finger tips in acetone remover.
There are two kinds... Non acetone (which is more common) and acetone.
You need the acetone to break down the acrylic and the gell and turn it into mush. Then peel off.
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I love PJ Harvey do you?
Shes my favorite coo coo bird singer.
*SIIIIIILEEEEENNNCEEEEEE!
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Drinking beer is bad for your ___________.
Wallet if you drink Guinness. It's expensive!
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I was wondering how to give head to a man
I learned from a gay guy on an bananna.
But unfortunately you can't train away a trigger happy gag reflex.
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Do you own a "Set it and Forget it?"
No...I have no claim to ownership on Ron Popeil.
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Do you DIY or hire someone?
I am forced to learn to do it myself because I recently realized just how left for dead I actually am Thanks to my miserable piece of shit ex.
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Can you make an amusing sentence entirely out of words that begin with the letter A?
Aristotle accentuated an axiom about an amoebean actor and artist all about Athens.
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How, do you most like to greet, your lover?
By avoiding having one...
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A nurse is caring for a client who is from Japan and is currently in labor.What should the nurse recognize as a culture tendency in this situation?
Extreme modesty.
Although im not sure the Japanese even practice or care about that anymore?
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Are you close to someone who is an alcoholic?
If you mean my entire family?
No... I am NOT close with them.
Thank God!
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I'm writing a story and I'm trying to find a similar concept to a muse. Like an entity of some sort that inspires you, like a muse does. Maybe in a different culture or something? May seem a weird question but it makes sense in context.
It's not weird at all.
There is an ENglish folk tale about a fairy that jumps between the realms of both good and bad.
Her name is Linnhan Siddhe. She lives on the Asile of Mann.
She is the muse that torments artists into perfect states of artistic expression, as she renders them mad at the same time.
All of the great ENglish writers and artists were said to be touched by...
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My husband tells me he that he is restless and unhappy in our marriage. What should I do? I still love him so much and want to make this marriage work.
Im the kind of person who has a pertinent, meaningful answer to almost anything...
But this.
Im sorry... Get councelling.
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Just how stupid are we today? Found on packaging for a hair dryer: 'Do not use while sleeping.'
My favorite has always been
"Do not remove under penalty of law."
*Tag on most pillows.
Are there even pillow police?
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What memory do you most like to reminisce about?
I have OCD.
We can't reminisce... We obsess.
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What would you most like to do on a Florida vacation?
If I started out on vacation... and ended up here in Florida.
I just might hang myself.
I would be convinced that i was trapped in an episode of the twilight zone and wait for Rod sterling to pop out saying...
"You have now entered a dimension of sound."
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Why don't they have take aways that specialise in only healthy foods?
Check to see if your local health food store has a cafe.
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Is envy a form of greed?
I think when you break anything down to it's base core you get a comparison like this.
So yes, I believe they are synonymous.
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At any point in your life have you depended on anyone else to make you happy?
Too damn many times Zack...
Never worked out well for me.
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Would you rather read a book, watch a movie, or listen to music?
Read a book while listening to music with the television on mute.
That is my thought process in a nutshell.
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Can you spare a smile for me?
No, but I have a dime if you need one?
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Would you admit on answerbag to having smoked marijuana?
ROFLMAO!
I have...And MUCH MUCH Worse....
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Are you in touch with your "BAD" side?
My bad side and I have been having an intimate affair for years.
Shhhhhh... Don't tell anyone!
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What is the one thing that everybody already knows about you?
Im slightly insane
Easily provoked
a little too open for my own good
care a little too much
and don't give a sh*t at the same exact time.
I would give my worst enemy the shirt off my back even if I say I wouldn't and...
I have wanted to die since I was 5 years old because I have NEVER been able to deal with people and they have less of a clue how to deal with me.
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Do you love watching Thunderstorms?
Absolutely!
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Would you be willing to be photographed in the nude (if so, under what conditions or for what price)?
I can't afford the 5th avenue fax job It would require to be shown in public.
So NO!
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What was the deepest thought you have ever thought of?
I could take you there...
but you would have nightmares for the rest of your life and never quite be the same ever again.
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What was the last game that you played when someone ended up naked?
My last relationship. The game lasted for 9 years...
Me and my kids lost.
Him and his girlfriend ended up naked.
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Who would you describe as a gentleman?
You Keith...
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Do you like pouring boiled, salted and thickened animal fat over your french fries?
You mean brown gravy?
Why yes, yes I do... It's a NJ diner thing. It's delish!
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Who would like to send their best wishes to MCA of the Beastie Boys who has throat cancer?
I feel you brother... I wish you all the best always Thanks for shout outs to BROOKLYN!
I find out today if I have it... Can't get these people to call me back with the damn results.
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How long does it take to make something out of matchsticks?
I can make the letter i and the number 1 in about 2 seconds.
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Why do people bother me when I hang out with people they consider "ugly"? Why do they care who I hang out with? Can anyone else relate? Also, if you're one of the people who bothers people for this reason, why do you do it?
because the kinds of people that put value on themselves as a strictly superficial creature with no other redeeming qualities... need a group to back the fact that the way they are sucks.
There is strength in numbers. The more morons you can find to agree with you no matterhow messed up you actually are... The more socially acceptable you become.
It is inherent in all of us to lean...
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Would you apply for jobs that required vehicles even if you didnt have one[but if you got the job the salary would enable you to have one?
Talk about lying on your resume!
I don't think it would work out in your favor if you showed up without one if you are expected to use on to do your job?
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Can men also wear fishnet stockings or just women?
I'd like to see a man put on a pair and actually keep them on for 5 minutes after taking 6 hours to get them past their toes.
Now that would be funnier than Groucho Marx.
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What do you think about this music?
Eh... It's okay for what it is.
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Why do the working class of America vote against their own best interests in elections? They will happily vote for parties that will make laws that will throw them out of work, lose their homes and remove any sort of social welfare.
Because what other options do we have?
There are two parties in effect that can actually ever get anywhere in an election...
I equate it to the trick of religion. Make a few choices, all in direct contrast to one another but being just similar enough that the only thing that makes any of them valid at the end of the day is how many people you can get to pick one or another.
The...
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Can a person truly be happy if they're not sound of mind?
If they are left alone about it and not provoked.
The thing about that is... People, tend to enjoy comparisons and feel the need to justify their own process and ways, by finding other things they deem damaged or weaker and making examples of them to ameliorate themselves, making themselves look better through the misfortune of another.
Mental illnes doesnt always imply imperfection...
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What is an occupation that you should wear ear protection?
Highway road crew.
Therapist
Psychiatrist
*Kidding about the last two.
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When you close your eyes and go to "that place" what do you see?
Wailing and gnashing of teeth...
I have OCD and when the thoughts are HORRIBLE... They are horrible, they get stuck and I can't let go!
Lately... It has to do with a baseball bat and some teeth.
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How ugly are your feet?
I walk barefoot almost all the time (indoors.) so they are slightly worse for wear on the bottom, but over all they are cute feet.
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Where can i get estrogen on line at
You can get progesterone at Walmart for about $4.00 a tub.
You have to have a prescription for pharmaceutical estrogen.
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What is the etymology of the word "solidarity"?
Probably the communist manifesto?
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Eating while driving causes 80% of all car accidents, study shows. (See link) How often do you eat while driving?
Hardly ever. I find it disgusting.
nothing worse than watching some fat person shoving a wendys burger into their mouth while navigating traffic.
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Do your land line phone and your cell phone have the same area code?
Yes.
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What's your favourite board game?
Most of the ones that have nothing to do with an actual board...
I prefer card games and intellectual games.
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How can any one with a brain believe in god?
Newton had a rather scrumptious brain...
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Do you think its a good idea to pop a mosquito bite
nope...
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What in your opinion is the best smelling perfume/cologne?
For men...
Either Soul
or Jake by: hollister.
For women... Mine.
Versace Bright Crystal
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Does this pretty much sum up women?: demanding and then guilt-tripping when demands are not met? How does that separate women from impetuous and whiny children? Was it maybe not a good idea to grant womens' rights?
So I guess this means you either have one that you pretend to love and then blame her when she is miserable about it?
Or....
You don't have one at all and it's really your mother you hate?
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Why do dancers count "one" when their foot falls but musicans count "one" when the note starts?
Kinda like which came first the chicken or the egg huh?
Because one follows the other.
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I say "Area 51" you say?
*Yawn...
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Have you ever known anybody named Fred? Did he look like a Fred?
Yes.... 2 people.
No, they don't.
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What could I do with a Masters in Statistics?
Teach it to others so they too can try and figure out what it's good for later on...
I think if you can manage to do it in the first place... You SHOULD teach it to others. I have yet to have anyone that has tried to explain it to me succeed in making it make sence.
It's a gift! That and economics drove me NUTS in school.
Economics was the first class I ever cut because it...
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Who is the greatest ever versatile genius in human history of all time?
God there are SO many...
That's like asking me what my favorite book is. Of course I have one in mind but the list just goes on and on anyway.
I have always loved Galois... He discovered the principals of Symmetry under rather tragic romantic conditions. The fabric of the universe and everything we look at and percieve.
His story appeals to both my love of science and...
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What can make someone go into a coma?
Overdose
Siezure
Head trauma
Epileptic fit
Not enough or too much of a vital nuetrient in the body like potassium for one.
Drug interactions
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Why do people get away with things they should not? Witnessed a 45 yr old roommate look up porn or actually children 12 - 17. He tries to erase the drive but still other sick pictures comes up. He denies ever doing such a thing & I have proof.
Because people like you let them.
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When a tree is wounded and it repairs itself, is the repair a knowledgeable or intelligent activity?
It's just what happens as a result of an injury.
Healing is natural.
There is no intelligence on the part of the tree itself other than it is a living thing connected to God. The intelligence is His. The rest is Science... His preferred means.
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Do you ever wonder if scientists are on crack?
No, they are too smart for normal people to realize or appreciate their genius
If it werent for these scientists that appear to you to be "On crack." everything you use on a daily basis... WOuld still be in the pages of a Ray Bradbery novel.
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Did Vincent van Gogh REALLY cut his ear off?
Yes he did... a part of it.
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Anyone fancy a game of Ludo?
Sure!
*If I knew what the heck it was that is...
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What is the state after consciousness and before sleep?
Not sure?
Do you mean REM?
Rapid Eye Movement?
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There is a small bug in my monitor screen, hes walking about everywhere, it looks asif hes on the outside and the first time i saw him i tried to squish him, but he is acctually under the screen. My question is, How do i get rid of him?
If he is the only one... he will die in a few days.
If there are more?
You'll have a lot more unwanted, moving commas to contend with.
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What are the initials of your first love?
I haven't met him yet.
Everythiing before this moment was a smoke screen and a bunch of crap.
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Have you ever developed a bad opinion of someone based on something you heard about them and then found out you had the wrong information or misunderstood what you heard?
Simple version for the less inclined to reason, discussion and rational...
Yes. We all have. It's human nature.
This is the version, the asker didn't approve of.
*** Well... My opinion on that has always been the same.
It is all opinion, therefore it is all relative.
Just because you heard something about someone, doesn't mean that it isn't true...
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Dinner will be Lasagna. What vegetable would you like with it?
Salad please... *Who has room for anythhing else when it's lasagna?
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Have you ever wore a skirt are dress with no panties? where ? did you let anyone see up your skirt to flirt with them?
I know a whore that did that...
My ex is with her now.
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What color panties are the most sexy? cotton are silk?
Last I checked honey... Cotton and silk were not colors...
I think that the silk panties are the sexiest color.
As for texture... Red is just so tactile.
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When cooking meat balls do you bake them in the oven are fry them in olive oil.
Fry
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Have you gained much weight since that lean self which your partner first met to love? ... Compared to those early days, has it affected your comfort zone when they now see you naked?
I gained it while he was here. But lost it immediately after he left.
Im almost back to the weight I was when we met.
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Are you the calm or hyper one in your friendships or relationships?
Im excellent in chaos or a crisis...
Little stupid things irk me.
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Will this really help me stop sweating? Has anyone tried it - http://www.how-to-stop-sweating-today.com/
Please let me know, I don't want to waste my money!
Botox makes you stop sweating.
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Toast~Really crisp, moderately crisp, or slightly crisp?
Crisp on the outside and soft and moist on the inside.
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Why do you think Jesus taught in parables? Answering questions with questions and such?
"To confound the wise."
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My _________________!
Stars.
Samantha from Bewitched.
I look like her a little...
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Don't you think chewing gum is rude?
Like some mutated form of a cow and snap crackle and pop... yes.
Throw in the finger twirl and you should be popped!
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How many angels in the Bible can you recall by name?
Michael & Gabriel
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What's your dagwood?
An Italian.
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How long does it take you to get to work on average?
From my bed to the computer...
About 25 seconds.
Same distance from there to school too...
and answerbag.
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Do you have any AB friends that you think are just so awesome?
One real one... and lots of strictly AB buds.
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What is a pet that can live alone with just me as a companion, doesn't smell too bad, pretty low maintenance, cheap to keep, not a dog or cat. Either a reptile, bird or rodent, no insects.
Well they are not always cheap because they require special dust for their coat.
Try a chinchilla.
As long as they have something to chew and a nice big bowl of dust to roll in, food and water... They are fine.
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What is the last serious or important thing you had to decide?
If I want to stay miserable and hold on to something I never really had to begin with.
Or let go and start my life over.
I find out if I have cancer tomorrow.
That's a start of sorts I suppose? In the big cosmic puke joke called life.
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What did you think 2009 would be like when you were a child?
Never thought that far ahead.
I wasn't supposed to live past 21.
That was my goal.
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Can calling an election save the Prime Minister of Japan?
He has his Elvis Jukebox to keep him company among the common people.
Everything changes.
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What is the name of a "fairy tale"?
Brian Frouds book of good fairies and bad fairies.
Personally I blame half of my attitude on Linhann Siddhe.
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While waiting for your very cute 15 yr old daughter to get off work at the local McD's, a young 20-ish male customer repeatedly asks for her number, & she ignores his question and takes his order. He ends up writing his # on his receipt. What do you do?
Introduce yourself out of her view... Then ask him if he has life insurance just in case he get's any more bright ideas concerning your 15 year old child
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What are some food/drinks that can mess up your singing voice?
Milk, alcohol or anything really hot or too cold.
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What happens if I bring pets to the swimming pool?
Ummm..... They get all salty and sugar coated?
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Now an addendum to may backwards name question.......Do your initials actually spell a word?? If they do what is it?
They Spell...
JIM
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What is a Hyper Nova?
A dying star that had too much coffee?
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Can I put sugars and/or salts in the swimming pool?
Roflmao...
Sure you CAN...
But why would you.
Sometimes it should be enough to know YOU CAN!
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I say "slippery when wet" you say?
Jesus please...NOT John Bon Jovi.
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What do you like to heap on your plate?
Veggies and fruits
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Are bullies often cowards?
All I know about that... Is the test isin't usually worth the end result either way.
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Did I do the right Thing? A guy has been checking me out and giving strong signals of interest. I gave him the cold shoulder because I don't want to start drama because he has been engaged for about 5 years. he now gives me the cold shoulder.
Well then everyone should be happy then...Right?
You do the right thing causing him to do the right thing.... Neither one of you ruined anyone elses life.
The problem is?
Or the question is? For that matter...
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If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?
The bridge into Key West and that stupid bouy that says some stupid shit like... "This is the end of the country." or "This is the southern most point of something?" Or some Hemingway puke Key West Florida crap like that?
I have no idea... Makes me want to keep going until I hit Cuba!
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Do cooking shows make you more likely to cook?
Not anymore
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Whats the first thing you think of when you hear the word 'Republican'?
Dick...
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What is best, USA music or UK music?
Most of the BEST... and worst music ever written came out of the UK.
We copy them on both counts.
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"He's dead Jim". What other catch lines immediately identify a show for you?
"People are not like chocolate, but if they were, they would be bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."
Dr. Bob from Scrubs.
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Music you least want to hear when waking up?
Berlioz.
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What is the best way of dealing with irritating people?
Tell them you love them.
*If you tell me you love me Keith... Im gonna be MAD!
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When the jews were evicted from their homes through out europe, were they allowed to return to their homes? despite of the damage from the war, were their deeds of ownership nil and void? what happend to their property? who owed it after the war? russians
They were continously treated like crap, abused turned out and returned (Those who did) to find all of their family heirlooms and gold and whatever was of value stolen by the nazi's
Their plight didn't just end with Hitler...It went on for many many years after that.
For some, it is still something they live with.
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What's the most luxurious car & brand you've ever been in?
A really old Bentley.
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Many of our kids can't read well enough to do well in school so they drop out. Whom do you blame? Society, government, teachers, school systems or parents? Whose responsibility is it to prepare kids for school?
I was reading at college level in the 4th grade.
I attribute that to the NY school system.
My mother moved me down here to Hicksville USA during a crucial time in my learning...
and I can't grasp the concept of Math.
I blame the Florida school system for that. Although from what I have seen with my own kids so far, if I couldn't read early anyway... I probably...
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Does smoking really help you to lose weight? i've heard that it will make your fat cells more likely to hold on to calories, but ive also heard that smoking burns enough calories to where you will lose weight if added to your lifestyle.
Smoking is strictly for the personality that has an oral fixation and an addictive personality combined.
itis a specific brain type and a specific personality type. Almost as though by conditioning, family history and predisposition a person would smoke eventually anyway?
That being said... As with all addicts, it is usually a part of a much bigger process... It's all about the...
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What was your best "that's what she said" moment?
I don't think I've ever had one of those?
What's it like?
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Where do they film the TV Series "Merlin"?
My guess is either Camelot or Avalon?
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What was your best dream?
Do I look like Martin Luther King Jr?
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Do you think you could keep your dead mother's body in a freezer for 18 months while you collect her Social Security checks?
Im a narcissist... Not a psycho.
Nope, I couldn't.
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Where is the most unusual place that you have met someone you dated?
At the hospital while he was having his jaw wired shut.
That turned into an 8 year nightmare from hell!
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If you had only had one lover your entire life, how would you feel about being with someone who's had 5? Would you feel a little iffy about it?
Shoot...I've only had about 7.
I consider myself a virgin compared to most of my friends.
One of my friends went through 7 in 1 year!
5 is NOT a lot!
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Can i go swimming when im on my period? do i have to where a tampon or pad. cause i really dont want to.
Brings to mind baby swimmies for some strange reason?
Are you serious? A pad.... WTF!
*Where is your mom?
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If a person is being evicted but pays back money does the person still have to move?
In most cases Once you recieve an eviction notice, you are still obligated to pay it back anyway even after you have to move.
It's a debt.
If your security deposit doesn't cover it that is?
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Girls, I just bought a pair of skinny jeans. Do you think men look well in them? Why?, Why not? Because I like jeans, and know I want to put on skinny jeans. And, do you think my girlfriend would like to see me in skinny jeans?
Oh hon... I hope to gawd you're 16 and thin with all your hair and black nail polish on?
If you are almost anything else... PLEASE dont!
Especially if you are 35, divorced and balding with children. PLEASE don't!
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What human foods do other animals most like?
Fruits and or proteins.
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Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
I prefer making other people smile but there are some REALLY funny people here on answer bag... I love to laugh at some, and with others.
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What is the last thing you held for more than 30 seconds in your left hand?
A cigarette
and my mouse.
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How do you confront a guy over then phone when you're in an LDR and you think he's cheating?
Help me out with the LDR.
Lesbian Drunk relationship?
Leiderhosen Detox relationship?
Ahhh... I get it. Long distance relationship!
Wow...I was becoming concerned for you.
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What is a Troll?
I don't have a picture handy... But if I did I could show you...
I affectionately refer to mine as "it"
And it's little friends too...
*Smirks.
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Why is it that most missing animals (according to their posters.) Always require some form of medication? *Could it be they don't want to take the damn medication anymore? Are they running away on purpose?
For you Charlie girl...
Kitty will be home soon...Don't you worry!
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Have you had a chocolate fix today? Do you need a chocolate fix?
I did thanks...
Only because its almost "that time." Usually I could care less.
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Have you ever dreamt you could fly? If so, how did you fly?
I had that dream once... Drempt I was a bat, or being carried by one? Not positive.
I don't dream much... it's probably why I have a screw loose?
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Do u think the person who rejected t your love will regret it One day?
Nope...
Know why.
Bottom feeders never hit bottom... They live there and feed off other peoples misery and pain. Moving from one thing to the next as long as it suits their needs, at the expense of anything or anyone. Obviously... Even their children.
He enjoys watching me suffer.
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Do you think it is rude of somebody to give someone an evil look because they are standing having a cigarette? (they are not standing near anybody at all , this person just happens to walk past).
It's funny... The new thing is, they hold their noses when they walk by and make comments they feel might effect your choices concerning their discomfort.
Yeah right... Like that's ever going to happen.
I blow it at their backs when they walk past and turn their backs just for doing it.
Im a decent respectable smoker... I always cup my smoke and walk to the farthest...
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Think of your least favorite coworker, why don't you like them?
Which job... There is one everywhere you go. ALWAYS.
I honestly believe for every person that is born... Ten are born with the sole intent and purpose to try and make that one persons life miserable.
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What type of food are you most likely to eat on a road trip?
Fruit, granola, crunchy stuff and filling stuff that doesn't need to exit any time soon.
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Would you consider taking a cheater back? If yes, why?
I vascillate on that one.
Sometimes I believe I could...Then I go with they don't deserve their hands on me.
It really depends on the situation and the person.
To make my family stable again and my children happy again and my life normal again... I might.
Depends on the expenditure and how willing he was to prove me wrong when I said he was an asshole.
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Do you think it's right for some people to be satisfied with the fact that they're not emotionally mature?
Absolutely!
You're lookin at her!
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Should positive psychology be a required course in education?
As an elective only.
Positive... Really?
Like as in everyone all the time?
*Shoot me now. Shiney happy fem-bot stepford people?
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Do you think there needs to be education on emotional maturity?
Absolutely! First... Before language skills preferably
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How can I get my fingernails to grow faster?
Have them wrapped in acrylic.
Mine are an inch long. They're mine.
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What does the phrase 'Tiger by the tail' really mean?
What do you think would happen to you if you caught a tiger that way?
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Why are so many religious people hostile to atheism and atheists?
Well in defense of the Religious... Some atheists can be arrogant pricks sometimes.
And in defense of the Atheists. Some religious people often talk out of their asses and sound rather ignorant and annoying while doing so... Mostly because they are so adamant about it.
I say you go to one end of the planet and you go to the other and stay the hell away from each other.
Us God...
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I somehow found out that my ex asked on yahoo answers if he/he is bad because he/she fantasized killing me or someone else killing me etc. i confronted my ex and my ex says he/she asks all kinds of random stuff that means nothing. should i be scared
People talk shit all the time. Good errr... ummm, I mean BAD... Yes that's it, BAD thing about the law is... They can't do anything to you until you actually do something wrong. Then it's too late.
If you see credit card reciepts for gun training classes and or gun license applications or a mysterious large withdrawl from the bank or a check written out to a one El Diablo....
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Do you think your boyfriend should leave you for cheating on him when he was also cheating on you?
My ex is cheating on his GF...
The bank shows frequent trips back to the grocery store ho he had before her while he was still with me...
hardy har har...
Sometimes the screwing you're getting aint worth the screwing you're getting.
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What exactly IS a photon?
Its a particle.
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How do you become more classy, and reserved and marriage material...? tips/pointer:
Classy?
Show me one man that REALLY wants classy when and where it counts.
Some people dress nice... But are still whores!
"You can pay for school but you can't buy class."
Trust me...It's all got nothing more to do with who manipulates who best. If by class you mean manipulative bitch with a bank roll... Then there you go! Instant class!
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Say that you and your husband got promotions at your jobs, making same amount of $$ but in two totally different places... Where do you move?
Where she wants... Cause; "If momma aint happy, aint no one gonna be happy"
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You think the 'Bag' may have burst yo?...
Oh shit... Did the cat get out?
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If you are a Roman Cathoic do you have to bury your toes if they are cut off?
SO THAT'S what they do there!
Im glad I never went!
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What is your favorite food from Wendy's restaurant?
Could be the burger, might be the chili?
I don't know... Can't put my finger on it.
ROFLMAO!
*I don't eat fast food.
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If you have ever had a sexual relationship with a married man but ended years ago because you came to your senses, Would would you say to his wife if she found out and confronted you?
I did one time when I was really young and stupid and genuinely didn't know any better. But it wasn't really anything much to write home about.
Funny thing is... She did know. Apparently everyone but me knew he was just that way.
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How do you feel when your so close to winning a challenge but in the end don't?
Indifferent.
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How do you atheists know love is real based on sketchy testimonials and inconclusive lab data?
Same way Christians and anyone else does.
By Getting shit on so many times they eventually learn not to bother.
Rendering it a helpless, lonely, word in a dictionary beside ever other word that people use and have no idea what it means.
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Do you feel as if you "belong" somewhere?
Nope...
Never have.
Not one single day in my life.
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What type of magic beans did Jack have?
They looked like fava beans?
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Which dog breeds would make for an awkward mix?
A shiba Inu and a wolf.
A silent howl...
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What disease or condition would you rather bear than suffer the treatment?
Probably Hep C.
Interferon can kill you too.
Or mental illness.
I hate psychiatric medications
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If you could be totally rich and famous in one year, but probably 70% of all people will hate you, would you still do it?
Absolutely!
80% of all people hate me now...It would be an improvement.
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I was trying to make sure we had a certain product today and my manager said he didn't know. So I called for my fashion supervisor to make sure and he picks up instead and calls me stupid for asking again. Has anyone experienced this before? I cried.
Im sorry babe...
NEVER let them see you cry!
NEVER!
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Do you prefer hot or cold pastries?
The only pastry I really like is Sfoliatelli.
You can eat that hot or cold. With fresh fruit and cream
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How can i start dating again. i just got out an unhealty relationship. i feel alone can i get some advise?
I have No idea!
I don't like people much so it's hard.
Seems like you have to a phony a-hole these days to get anyone to pay attention to you.
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Khaki shorts, black undershirt, white button up short-sleeved shirt.....would this look okay?
For whom and where?
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How come i can't get girls? Am I just too ugly cuz all my friends have girls should i kill myself?
Don't know?
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For how long do you want to live?
Until my kids can support themselves.
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What do you feel like eating for supper tonight?
Hot cabbage soup from my fav thai place.
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How do beach combers display their collections?
Here is an idea for you.
There is an old movie called Bell Book and Candle... It had Kim Novak in it.
Watch it. She owned a little shop that specialized in gifts from the sea. Pay attention to what she did with them. That is actually coming back in right now.
And they didn't have glue guns back then either.
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Can think of a word that is a linguistic trick on the mind or a word so commonly used in its daily form it has lost its true definition?
Yes...
Love!
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I am 13 and i made out with my cousin last night. what should i do?
Go to confession...
*The priest might enjoy it too?
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When you walk into a party with finger food what do you hope to see?
Anything BUT those little weiners in puff pastry, canapes, cucumbers stuffed with anything or mini anything... If it is supposed to be big... Don't hit it with the shrink gun... It insults peoples intelligence.
ESPECIALLY little tiny BLT's... BAW HA HA HA HA.... What a hack!
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Have you watched a movie today? which was it?
Nope...I have been at school, looking for a job and here all day.
Just like every day until I go for a run later on to off set office ass.
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Do you work from 9 till 5?
I wish I could...
I will be soon though.
But with no money for "camp" and no one in this world who gives a sh&t about my kids but me... They will be alone all day.
It's never a good idea to leave a 16 yr old in charge of a 9 yr old. And my ex NEVER calls... Even though he is only 5 minutes away.
Left me scared shit at work unable to call then myself a few...
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What is your favorite crime drama on television?
Weeds and breaking bad...
Both about crime.
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An intruder is trying to break into your home. You have a license to possess a firearm. You are cocked and aimed at your doorway. Once they enter, would you warn them, shoot to mame, or. . . . . . .shoot to kill? Could you do it unwaveringly?
If my children were in the house. I would lock them in their rooms and tell them to call the police and NOT COME OUT NO MATTER WHAT.
Then...I would shoot the sonfoabitch smack dead in the center of his forehead.
Kick his ass and probably set him on fire absolutely unwaveringly.
But.. If they were not home.
I would beat him with my bat first... Then shoot him, then set him on...
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For marriage. Which should one settle for. Love or Financial Security?
I went for love 3 times....
Next time.
I wont bother either way.
I will love again, have my own damn money and NEVER get married again!
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What are the signs of a drink problem/ alcoholism?
Hair of the dog... Every morning.
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What is something youve made out of wood?
Two beautiful children....
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How to differentiate eye bags and puffy eyes?
One goes away from hydration and the other is a lack of vitamin e
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As an American, which race or nationality would you like to deport? Why?
America and Americans.... because the worse everyone else get's... The worse we get.
Makes us look like punks.
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Are you too ticklish for a foot massage?
I have the amazing ability to shut down the fun mid tickle...
It's a gift.
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Would u ever date a guy tht dated ur bffl?
I don't speak text what's a bffl?
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Has Metallica passed its prime?
Metallica started sucking when Lars Ulrich became the Napster narc and decided a good career move would be to orchestrate the black album... Then Hetfield came ut and allowed himself to be quoted saying... "It's all for the money."
DOUCHE- BAGS!
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How do i ask a guy out?
Trust me... It has NEVER worked out in my favor.
NOT ONE TIME....
Let them come to you. Means they cared enough to put forth the effort.
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What do tomatoes taste like?
SOmetimes like tomatoes, sometimes like latex paint.
*Don't ask...It's a LONG complicated story.
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Would you sell your body
Yeah to MOSI...
No one else would want it for money.
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Justin Timberlake is a real alpha male. Agree or disagree.
*Giggles...
What am I even supposed to say to that?
Is it the curls or that skinny boney ass of his that did it for you?
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What is your total debt load?
Thanks to my Fugging ex and his whore....
Rather devistating actually...
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What is a mix of a pomeranian and a shih-zu called?
A shitz a poo?
Or a poo poo shitz...
This can get rather messy if I continue...
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Whats your favorite thing for dinner?
Hmmmm... Thai food or sushi.
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Capisci?
Isin't it supposed to be Capisco?
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Would you like to travel to the moon?
Only if I could fly...
*On Frank Sinatra.
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My mom doesnt want me dating black people but i rly like this one kid and he is mixed and he likes me..but he is afraid to date me cause of my mom what do i do?????HELP
Tell your mom to get over it.
The time for that mess died with Archie Bunker!
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What is something that can be ruined by water getting on it?
Silk, Sometimes water stains silk in a strange pattern that is hard to get out
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What's your worst and best personality trait?
Most of it... On a good day.
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Do people use "sexy" avatars to give the impression they are something that theyre not?
I like my black bag o something.
Could be sexy, could be the donkey behind curtain number 4?
One never knows...
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What would a mashup of Nirvana and Rick Astley sound like?
Never gonna give up my heart shaped box?
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What is your city or town known for?
Rednecks and/or potheads that feel the need to get in their cars and drive to the gas station in front of you taking up two lanes driving 5 mph to get more beer.
Old people who can't drive... *Imagine the commute between the two of them?
and Tropicana Field.
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If you were working at a restaurant as the manager and someone called I. And said look I'm matty and magies step-father and my mother had a heart-attack I need to speak to them if they're there if not I need their number. What would your reaction be?
I learned from working in a bar...
The hard way I might add...
That you NEVER give out personal information.
I would have said. " I have their number but privacy prevents me from giving it to you, I will call them for you. If you call back, I will let you know if I got in touch with them or not."
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On south park, which of Mr. Garrisons Puppets did you like better Mr. Hat, or Mr Stick?
His ass puppet... Mr. Slave.
And Lemmiwinks!
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Have you ever been shot /stabbed? what did it feel like?
Shot no... I was almost made deaf by a gun once though.
Stabbed yes.
It burns mostly... Like the worst burn you have ever had. Then it get's strangely numb feeling but still hurts real bad... like no feeling but in a painful way?
It's weird...
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Can a girl beat up a guy?
In most cases, if angry enough... I can hurt anyone and get stupid enough to try too.
Im a black out fighter, if you get me mad enough... Even if I don't take you out, I'll sure hurt you in a major way before you kick my ass.
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What is a reason someone might give for returning clothing?
Size
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Would you rather drowned or be shot?
Shot any day of the week.
Unless you beat me unconscience with the butt of the gun and then drown me?
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Who's Better superman,Batman or Spider-Man?
I don't know why people debate this...
Superman kicks all their asses plain and simple!
He can burn things... With his EYES!
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I have a Ceramic kitchen knife, does anyone know where to have them sharpened?
There in lies the problem with messing with perfection. They are often times more expensive to sharpen than they are to buy.
Stainless steel... If it aint broke, don't fix it!
Cool to look at but DON'T use it!
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I need to _________?
FINISH SCHOOL!
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Would you ever consider taking part in "wife Swap" ? ( I mean the tv programme, not the 70s ...er... party)
I don't think they do single mother situations...But they should.
Make the married ones appreciate what they have!
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What can i guy do to get back at the guy your wife sleeps with?
Completely ignore her...
Women hate that and it will make her drive HIM nuts!
It's called killing two birds with one stone
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How would you describe the United States in 3 words?
Entitled fat asses.
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Is it bad for your self esteem to stay with someone who cheated on you?
I don't think so...
Your self esteem shouldn't have anything to do with any external condition or circumstance. Otherwise EVERYTHING would have the potential to effect you inwardly by an outward event. That isin't healthy.
It would take strength and a lot of self respect to endure such a choice and not kill him!
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What's one store you might see at a mall?
Macy*s
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Do you always have a dessert after your main meal?
Nope... I don't care for sweets
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Would you eat imitation crab or lobster meat?
Yes... In a California roll.
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We are now serving number 469. Where is number 469?
Over in the produce section...
They started wandering around at 425 or so.
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Does your neighborhood sometimes sound like a war-zone?
Because everybody hates me!
and my neighbors are douche-bags!
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When was the last time you seen a rainbow?
Not since they broke up after bringing in Joe Lynn Turner as their singer.
*Sings.. " I surrender."
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Do some people accept their partners having other lovers?
Some Italian women and some Jewish women look the other way because it is just easier if you belong to a religious group that frowns on divorce and disgracing the family. Some look the other way because they are comfortable and complacent and are only in it for the money anyway
TO my knowledge anyway. There could be more in different races? I don't know?
In yiddish it's a...
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Do you consider it rude if someone enters into a n established thread between two people without even saying excuse me or something like that?
Sometimes... Most times it's "Get the hell out from under my damn feet before I squash you dummy."
He has a bad habit of getting under foot for no good reason. I think he enjoys tripping people, especially when carrying something heavy!
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I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do? I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waists of precious boose but know I know that there's a time and a place where I can choose to walk the fine line self-enjoy and self-abuse
As a Bar Tender in NYC for many years...
I like to call "Happy hour." Snow white hour.
It's anything but happy...
It's puky, dopey, stupidy, meany, belligerenty, know it ally and the ever popular I love you man!
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What in the hell is this eeediot neighbor of mine doing in his yard? Sounds like he is beating something to death intermittently.
God forbid I even step outside... His damn maniac little dog starts barking his head off and its my fault just for being in my own yard but yet he gets to bang a gong like T-Rex in my ear all day? WTF!
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If you could achieve absolute success in only one area of your life, what would you want it to be?
If I were good at math... I would have been a physicist.
If I were good at punctuation, spelling and grammar. I would have been a literary scholar.
If I only had a brain... I would have been a scarecrow.
*No...wait. That's wrong.
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What song right now, best depicts your current state or condition in life?
Anyone?
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I would love to go on a cruise ship, but my wife say's only old people cruise. we are in how 40's, is she right?.
Cruises are fun... If not dirty.
Just bring your own cleaning supplies. The little folded towel alligator with the sunglasses, does not a clean suite make!
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What color doesn't go well with dark brown?
Puce.
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Can they send a pregnant woman to jail in the US?
yes... It's kinda like pregnant girl-school...
Only you have the baby and they either take it away from you if you are in a facility that doesn't have care for them, or they go to either foster care of family members until the mother is released.
SOmetimes if they are lucky they are sent to the kind of facility that allows the mother to raise the child recieving parenting...
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What is something you should NEVER say to a policeman? Eg Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Is that a billy club in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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When in the hospital would you rather get fresh cut flowers, a live flower, a stuffed animal, just a card would do or nothing at all?
I like Flowers and Balloons ...
Just not too close to me, because Im afraid of them.
*keeps me on my toes!
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Is big differents a reason to break up?
In my case...
His reason for breaking up was excused away as my fault.
The truth was... He did exactly what I always knew he was going to do... But he denied wanting to do.
So naturally when he left, it HAD to be my fault to justify the fact that I was; Ignored, neglected, lied to, cheated on, used and disgarded as soon as it became convenient for him to admit that he never...
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Tom likes indigo but not blue, onions but not turnips, forms but not shapes. According to the same rule does he like tomatoes or avocados?
Seems to be an extremist?
Im going to go with Tomato.
They are more bold in color, have a more acidic, dominant taste and are almost a circle but not quite.
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Im sitting in my bedroom as my parents violently argue downstairs. I am fed up with my life.Its so repetitive and mundane.I feel like running away from all this but its it is almost impossible to. What shall i do. i hate my life!!!
Go to the Library, read all you can, study, get excellent grades, get scholarships and govt loans, pay for school....
and make sure that you are NEVER dependent in life on anyone... EVER!
Never you mind them... That is their mess and has nothing to do with you. If they drag you into it, hold your head high and deal the best you can until you can get as far away from them as you...
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Have you ever viewed my profile?
Nope.
I don't do that much.
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What are some defining elements of a just and free society?
Have you been reading Ayn Rand?
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Why do animals sleep more than people?
Because they don't have a conscience.
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What's one way to attract a man?
Have three tits *Middle one squirts beer.
A flat spot on your ass for the remote or an ashtray.
Be his mom, but don't look like his mom.
Have him by the balls with his job and a similar penchant for hurting people and evil.
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Don't Christians know that The Myth of Original Sin is in complete contradiction with the OT beliefs!? ... [DEU 24:16]: The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers.
There are two covenants.
Christ came to reconcile the first to the last.
Basically to ammend them and unite the Jews and the non Jews.
Original sin was covered over by a blood sacrifice.
Christ was that final sacrifice.
* But you're right... Most Christians don't know anything about the bible...Especially some Catholics.
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If Storm is African, why does she have straight white hair and blue eyes?
Static electricity tends to do that to a person.
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Apparently over 8 million people are phycotic enough to ruin other peoples lives. Why? How can I tell these people and repell them instead of attracting them? Help
You can't...
Someone did the same thing to me.
Stop trusting... That was my mistake.
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How did Charlie Horse get his name?
From Mr. Ed.
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Do you work at a Grocery Store?
Nope... I don't like people enough to manage it.
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There is some ocean front property in Montana that is for sale. Anyone intrested in it?
Yeeee ha!
All the rocky mountain oysters I can eat.
*Puke!
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Who the hell do you think you are?
Me...
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My son sign up for the army he called home and said he made a mistake can he get out .he is in boot camp now how can i help him get out
A dishonorable discharge makes for a shitty first entry on a resume.
I suggest you do him a favor... and tell him to stick with his choices.
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What type of tea is least appealing?
The tea that monkeys pick.
Monkeys have no problem picking tea... Scratching their asses and grooming bugs off one another in their down time.
Bad monkey! No touching my tea!
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Is there a song with your name in?
yes... A few.
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If every human being is infinitely different from one other, how is it possible to ever agree?
I believe we are all like branches on one larger tree...
The Indians have a saying that goes something like this;
"The branches on a tree never argue amongst themselves unless the wind makes them."
In other words... They have a common goal, that would be reaching toward the sun... If you look closely at a tree... Most of the branches never really even touch all that much....
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Have you ever had the satisfaction of getting even with someone that screwed you over and how?
Yes I have...
It was very gratifying.
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What song right now, best depicts your current state or condition in life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK_E7xS7AtQ&feature=PlayList&p=7A6C6CF6FADDE6EF&index=0
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Who believes the universe is infinite, and who doesn't?
I do! *Raises her hand like the good kid in the front row.
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Do you think the world has become more evil or good over the centurys?
What do you think?
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Are you a Broker?
Yeah...
Broker than you might believe is possible for someone my age!
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Do you get annoyed when you have to repeat yourself?
People probably do with me...I don't hear well.
I often have to either pretend I heard something *which can get problematic if my acting doesnt match what was actually said.
Or... I ask people to "Come again." WHich is fruestrating for the both of us.
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Do you believe you have conjured an otherwordly force? What was it, how did you do it, Were you able to banish it, what happened? There is a website FULL of stories like this... *Just curious to see how many people here believe too.
http://www.occultcorpus.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-5338.html
*Some people take sh*t WAY too serious...
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Is there a Muslim equivolent of the Christian devil? If so what's he / she called?
yes.
His name... Is Iblis.
Pronounced Iblees.
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How to deal with a gran with dementia, going on allllll the time asking questions, doing everyones heads in?
There are two ways to deal with that...
My best friends growing up had a grandmother who had dementia... She always thought she was in the war...
Rather than tell her she was wrong or constantly correct her which confused her and made her upset...
They often played along with her as if she were a child.
The kids had happy goofy memories and she died happy.
We used to...
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When is the last time u smiled...
Im honestly thinking of getting one of those lame assed license plates that only rich pretensious snobs get...
It will say
Smiless... Roflmao!
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How do you replace the rear disc brake pads on a 2006 Pontiac G6
With a mechanic who knows the difference between right side up and right side in or out.
It's hard... don't try it yourself!
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Has anyone here ever seen a pig fly? Because my mother says I can have my inheritence when they do!
What did you do to her?
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Would you quit your job for $1000
I quit my last job over $50.00
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What is the significance of the number 37?
It comes right after 36 and right before 38
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What is the worst reason for quitting your job?
There really is never a GOOD reason. Because it sucks being unemployed... Especially in this economy.
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Im having trouble with AB today, I have to sign in every page I click, anyone else getting this problem?
Change your password. Sign out and start over. If it stops, good... if it doesn't it's a glitch.
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Who are some famous people named Sarah?
Sarah Francis Whiting and Sarah Bolton.
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Where are your keys right now? Do you know for sure?
Hanging in my bedroom door. THat has to be locked because I have an ex husband with keys and a sneaky selfish interest to hurt me no matter what.
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My daughter is always getting annoyed for every small thing & she is way too lazy, she shows no attachment to family, how to deal with her?
No offence...
but you should have nipped that sh*t in the bud a long time ago.
That being said, it's not too late... Just gong to be a lot more work now that the ball is rolling in the wrong direction.
Set rules and do what I did... Teach your kids to do what they do for THEMSELVES... Not for you, or anyone else.
Right is right and wrong is wrong and out of respect for...
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Have you ever died and been brought back to life? See anything interesting?
My son and I both stopped breathing briefly in childbirth...
I saw nothing.
But then again... I seldom even dream.
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What would you do if you were sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of ever being let out?
See if they had school...
I would study and learn for the rest of my life.
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Which member of the band gets the least amount of groupies?
The ugly one.
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How do you earn points?
You have to find the lemon drop in the sugar forest, take it back to the mystical mountain, find the wizard and force him to turn it into a magical talking snake that tells you the words you need to say to open the magic door that leads to the golden escallator... Once you get to the top, go right NOT left.
*Left has the hydra that will dress you in womens clothing and curse your babies if...
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Do you think tattoos are a turn off?
No... Thats why I have 7
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Has your closest AB friends been good friends to you?
Some have, some haven't... The best ones are actual friends in real life.
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What flavor cat food do you buy the most of?
My baby needs special urinary health cat food that only comes in Chicken flavor.
*But he gets deli turkey because he loves it so much.
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Have you ever been told that you look like your father?
Unfortunately... yes I have.
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Has anyone ever taken prozac for depression ? And if so ... does it make you gain or lose weight . Cause that is a cause for some of my depression . And I don't need to gain any more weight .
All antidepressants lead to weight gain with the exception of one called stratera which is diagnosis specific.
Wellbutrin has the opposite effect if you already have tendencies toward an eating disorder. They don't prescribe it if you do, makes it worse.
That is why I have never taken one long enough for it to make a difference. What's worse than walking around fat and...
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How many of you believe in pre-marital sex?
Sex is one more thing in life that never leads to anything good...
Except children.
I can't have anymore of those... So I believe I give up!
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How d'you know if you've gotten closure after a breakup?
When you can lay your head down at night, sleep peacefully and not cry yourself to sleep out of regret, rage and anguish anymore.
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What is your favorite song by Aerosmith?
This one
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What do you think should be the Punishment, for Texting while Driving?
Only if you hit me while doing it.
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Do grown-ups enjoy Summer as much as young ones do?
I don't think kids worry so much about being hot and sweaty...
I hate summer. I find winter far more peaceful and much more relaxing.
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Do you know anybody that refuses to smile for their picture?
yes.
You're looking at her!
*Kind of.
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Have you ever been to a wedding where the couple was only getting married because of pregnancy/a baby?
I would NEVER do that to a man.
It's just not worth it.
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Who else would like the facility to SEE who has downrated them? I think if you are downrating someone you should be forced to add a comment saying why, if no comment was made the downrate would be disallowed.
Sometimes people not only ask for it... THey deserve it.
No one else follows rules. Why should we?
There is a time when I would never DR anyone for any reason.
But I gave that up for lent. Too many idiots.
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Is there someone particular you wish was in your life now, but isn't.
Yes... My mother.
She died of cancer 2 years ago.
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If you could go on vacation for 3 weeks where would it be?
Kyoto during Cherry blossom season. When The Maiko are registering for full Geish and out on parade for well wishers to bless...
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What do you think is the cutest pokemon?
I don't like the "cute" ones... My favorite is Dodrio... It knows Tr-Attack and it kicks ass at level 70
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Is vegetarianism always healthier than eating meat?
No...It's not.
Some vegetarians who start themselves without the help of a professional. In giving up meat. Lack protein for not knowing where else to get it.
That can make you sick!
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When you look out your front window at home, do you see city "lights", country scenes or something else?
I see the "perfect" neighbors with the perfect house and the perfect lives who have always hated me for being less than perfect...
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Is there someone particular you wish was in your life now, but isn't.
Yes... Complete and total financial independence and another place to live as far away from here as I can run!
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Are you one of those people that know "worrying" is pointless, so don't do it. Or one of those people who know "worrying" is pointless, and still do it?
When I have been independent in my life and free from others...I never worried at all.
When I met my ex. I had a little apartment and my Oldest son... We didn't have much and I had to work 12 hour days to afford it. But it was mine... I had the distraction of work and the peace of knowing It was in my control if I succeeded or failed.
He came along and I let him take my life... I...
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Who was the first person to plan a mission to the moon?
Disney Studios... In the back lot.
They actually went.
Wickipedia; Armstrong on the moon... There you go!
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Do you "do your own head in" sometimes?
Every time I think...
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Who or what is the worst failure ever?
Sometimes... I honestly believe its me.
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Who is playing on your mind right now?
The Two idiots. Always wondering what the hell he is going to do to me and my kids next at her prompting because he has no backbone.
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What is the name of your favourite place to eat and what is your favourite dish there?
Thai food.
Cabbage soup or Pho ga.
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Why has Jimmy Carter left the Southern Baptist Church?
Because they are annoying?
Maybe he actually FOUND God?
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Do you live near the beach?
Yes I do... About a mile inland.
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Your first tattoo was where on your body?
The quintessential Boobie rose... It is old and faded and on the left one.
I was 16. Had to be hidden... Had to be small.
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What do you do when someone hijacks your thread?
I don't even notice most of the time.
But when and if I do... I read it and most times enjoy the conversation...
*Unless it has something to do with me... Then I usually get out of hand and end up having to apologize for not caring enough in the heat of the moment to stop BEFORE pissing someone off.
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How many beds do you have in your home?
One for each person. 3
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If you could make up a disease to justify your worst behavior... What would it be called and how would you get away with your actions as a result? What would your medication be called and what would the dose be and how many times a day?
Mine would be a multiple diagnosis...
Social Touretts syndrome.
Math Dyslexia
PeopleSuck-itis
and NihilisticStuckupikiss
I would have to take Horse tranquilzers... Because people just piss me off so bad sometimes... I would need to be in a state of drooling, numb stupidity to deal.
1 shot a day everyday.
And of course... I live in Florida. So I would HAVE to be on...
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How would you feel if a law was put into place that allowed a person to physically beat another person to the exact measure that they hurt you emotionally? Who would you beat and why?
Those who know me... Already know the answer to this.
Those who don't... let me share.
Hypothetically of course... If this law were ever to come into effect.
I would go to my ex and his whore... and I would beat her in the face with a bat until he didn't know what he was looking at anymore. Then I would tie a string around his nut sack, while two people held him down......
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What are the unusual things in your bedroom?
A HUGE california King with steps to get into it, A dresser & Mirror, nightstand, Art... Chachkies... Knick Knacks... This and that.
My art is Japanese *Of course... Shunga Prints.
*Look it up if you don't know...
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What do you find most frustrating about this (AB) site?
You can't block people from accessing your Q & A.
It would make life so much easier if you could just block people. They never see you again and you never see them!
Like an invisible wall of peace and quiet.
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Out of 100 males that get raped (not in prison) how many do you think report it to the police?
**This question is for male on male rape and female on male rape**
I'd say out of all who do, probably only the gay ones.
I can't see a man admitting a woman raped him.
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Some ABers change their name often. Should I change mine? If so, should I become Butthead, Cornholio, Dillweed, or do you have a better suggestion?
Sings...* Don't go changing to try and please me, I like you just...the way you areeeeeee!
Heh heh heh...
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Why is it that atheists consistently uprate each other on AB but Christians never do? What part of 'love thy neighbor' do they not understand?
The B.J. part...
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Besides a Cow, are there other animals that chew their cud?
Most farm animals and some strange Aussie animals like Koala and kangaroo.
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If NUNYA was a animal, which animal would you think she is?
Bambi!
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I say "Guns" you say?
Annie git yer.
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Do gay Muslims get 72 virgin boys? How do they handle this?
Homosexuality only happens in middle eastern prisons...
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