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by stonedsober on March 12th, 2010
Selected by the asker, Rinky Dinky Do. (What's this?)
What is a church pulpit used for?
by Answerbag Staff on April 23rd, 2010
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Have you ever been baptized (that you're aware of)? If not, do you plan on getting baptized? Why or why not?
by A on May 17th, 2012
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How come all the religions of the world preach of an after life, but tell someone you've see a ghost and your called crazy?
by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on May 17th, 2012
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If logic is humourless does that make religions hilarious?
by Ombliss22 on May 19th, 2012
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How have religion and war coexisted for so lonnnnnnnnnnng together?Your thoughts please ?
by Bornabrit on May 18th, 2012
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You're reading My friend has a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jesus." When they do, he gives them the finger. Would he go to hell for that?
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Well, my friend may have to spend all eternity in hell having to listen to real bad conversion speeches...he he...
by Rinky Dinky Do on March 12th, 2010
I have never heard a bad conversion speech. Oh they just make me all warm and fuzzy. I like the part where the person at the door has a shotgun. That cranks up the excitement.......RUN!!!!
by stonedsober on March 12th, 2010
by Rinky Dinky Do on March 12th, 2010
Can one buy tickets to partake in such an eternity? Sounds like heaven to me.
by stonedsober on March 12th, 2010
I fear, my friend, that your reply up there was the ticket. Have you any idea how many X-ians you have praying for you right now? Ha ha!
by Rinky Dinky Do on March 15th, 2010
Oh goody, I suppose I will pray for them too.
I hope we pray the roof off of the "former" things.
Have you ever watched "Little Nicky?"
Satan shuvs a pineapple backwards up Hitlers dark side daily at a certain time. Hillarious.
That is what that picture reminds me of.
by stonedsober on March 15th, 2010
Ha ha! Anal rape with an upsidedown pinepple. I like that! It's so very sadistic and so very fitting. You know Bush will be undergoin the same treatment for all eternity.
by Rinky Dinky Do on March 28th, 2010
Jesus and his dad did a great deal of fingering!
and its still being done all over the world today, in fact a lot of people are getting the finger right now.
by Ben010 on August 4th, 2010