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by blahblahblah on April 24th, 2007

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What's the nicest/funniest thing a person has ever said to you?

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  • by Ullyses on April 25th, 2007

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    As this is in adult, I'll go with the adult theme (otherwise the question would be better asked elsewhere).

    The nicest thing was my now wife, when we first met. The first time we had sex she gasped and told me I was too big for her. Luckily, with patience and some lubrication, she was proved wrong, and we have enjoyed our love-life since.

    The funniest thing that I can publish was not so much said as done. When I was quite a bit younger one of my girlfriends decided to give me a blow-job. She didn't quite have the right idea, though. Having got me undressed, caressed me and mine, and got me beautifully hard, she took my member quite far into her mouth and proceeded to literally blow, rather than suck. I am sorry to say that I convulsed with laughter and our session ended acrimoniously. She didn't speak to me for days, and only relented when she realised I had not told anyone else. Still, the damage was done.

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