I want to "talk dirty" to my guy but I get embarassed easily and I'm worried about sounding stupid... Guys...does it turn you on when a girl talks dirty... what kind of things do you like said...Girls what kind of things do you say?

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Start out with a few simple things, and work your way into the dirtier things. A good way to do this is to tell one another stories/fantasies... "Tell me about the most erotic place you've ever had sex," for example, and use the "naughty" words when describing what happened.

I felt very self conscious the first time I asked him to f**k me, using that precise term, because it felt strange. But pretty soon, once I saw how much it turned him on, I was uttering sentences that would have had a porn star blushing. Now we tell one another things during sex that turn us on... such as "One of these days, I'm going to take you out to a restaurant, and when no one is watching, I'm going to slip under the table and suck your cock. And if we get caught, hopefully the waitress will be so turned on that she'll have to go in the back and stick her hand down her pants. I'll bet she gets so wet that her pussy is squishing with all her juices and we'll be able to smell her when she comes back to the table. I'll bet her nipples will be so hard they'll be showing through her bra and white dress shirt. Imagine how hot it would be to watch me suck on them..."

You get the idea...

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So hot that i have to go have a very cold shower now ;)
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by kiwisoccer on February 9th, 2009
*chuckles* Well, since my second "job" is writing erotica, I'm pretty familiar with it. ;) Thanks!
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by KittyBelle on February 10th, 2009
Lol awesome would love to read some of your work some time
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by kiwisoccer on February 10th, 2009
Check my blog at http://www.myspace.com/eroticawriteramy

:)
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by KittyBelle on February 11th, 2009
Listen to this gal, she knows what she's talking about ;)
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by Kingpinn on February 20th, 2009
*blush* Thanks! Just one additional piece of advice, though... if it sounds like you're saying it as if you were reading from a cue card or with a monotone inflection, then by all means, skip it. Heck, practice while you're solo, until you think you can say what you want to say, without feeling like a total goof. :) Best of luck!
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by KittyBelle on February 20th, 2009
Damn that made my dic hard. Good aswer. Damn
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by Dr Real on February 22nd, 2009
you go girl :) +++
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by Nanoo on February 27th, 2009
great i like erotic stories
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by abuser on May 24th, 2009

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