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by SoldierAngel when do i wake up on May 20th, 2008

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Will you please kidnap me so that I won't have to go to work?

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  • by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on May 20th, 2008

    Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony

    I know somebody who has some expertise in this area, but he can only kidnap me :) Try this. Good luck!

    Kidnapped by Shel Silverstein

    This morning I was kidnapped
    By three masked men.
    They stopped me on the side walk,
    And offered me some candy,
    And when I wouldn't take it
    They grabbed me by the collar,
    And pinned my arms behind me,
    And shoved me in a backseat
    Of this big black limousine and
    Tied my hands behind my back
    With sharp and rusty wire.
    Then they put a blindfold on me
    So I couldn't see where they took me,
    And plugged up my ears with cotton
    So I couldn't hear their voices.
    And drove for 20 miles or
    At least for 20 minutes, and then
    Dragged me from the car down to
    Some cold and moldy basement,
    Where they stuck me in a corner
    And went off to get the ransom
    Leaving one of them to guard me
    With a shotgun pointed at me,
    Tied up sitting on a stool...
    That's why I'm late for school!!!

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