by Feller on April 9th, 2008

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What are the three top reasons you would fire an employee?

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  • by Spaceball on April 9th, 2008

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    Masturbation into a hot beverage intended for a colleague

    Hiding of office equipment in rectal passage

    Chasing the dragon in office hours

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    • but what if the person could do all three at once? wouldn't you feel obligated to give them a raise and a promotion just for 'working it so hard'?

      Gi57

      by Gi57 on April 9th, 2008

    • Actually, now you come to mention it, I could probably find a new role for them somewhere within the organization

      Spaceball

      by Spaceball on April 9th, 2008

    • hey i do all 3!!! will i be fired???????????

      celticmoonlight

      by celticmoonlight on April 9th, 2008

    • and a title. They will need a title to go with their expertly honed skills. What will it be?

      Gi57

      by Gi57 on April 9th, 2008

    • vice principal

      Spaceball

      by Spaceball on April 9th, 2008

    • celticmoonlight...you are fired!

      DudeLer

      by DudeLer on April 23rd, 2008

    • How about being a smart-ass that thinks he's a comedian?

      Michelle J

      by Michelle J on July 8th, 2011

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