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by Anonymous on September 26th, 2006

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

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  • by amanda_0517 on December 18th, 2006

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    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
    They are always getting into trouble and their parents know
    all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town,
    the two boys are probably involved.
    The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had
    been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if
    he would speak with her boys.
    The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
    So the mother sent the 8 year old first,
    in the morning, with the older boy
    to see the preacher in the afternoon.
    The preacher, a huge man with a booming
    voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
    "Do you knowwhere God is, son?"
    The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
    sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
    So the preacher repeated the question in an
    even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
    Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
    The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger
    in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
    The boy screamed & bolted from the room,
    ran directly home & dove into
    his closet, slamming the door behind him.
    When his older brother found him in the closet,
    he asked, "what happened?"
    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
    "We are in BIG trouble this time.
    "GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"


    I HEARD THIS TODAY AND THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE!





    I think this joke is funny my little girl told it to me I g uess that's why I like it because we just laugh and laugh together.


    What type of bread is made from a BISON?

    Answer: Buffa-loaf! (buffalo)

    Sorry if you don't like it I tend to laugh at stupid things!

    Comments

    • lol !! the first one is soo cute!!

      Lilly

      by Lilly on September 18th, 2008

    • Hey the Bison joke is nice too lol :)

      T4

      by T4 on September 19th, 2008

    • LMBO... @the 1st one its great... got to love it... cant stop lol

      nayra168

      by nayra168 on January 12th, 2011

    • Wasn't stupid at all XD

      RionRow

      by RionRow on February 6th, 2011

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