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by x3jorx3 on July 26th, 2006

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If a dog and a human switched brains, what would happen?

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  • by Rottweiler on October 19th, 2006

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    PHYSICALLY (assuming it was successful):
    There would be a lot of empty space in the person's head.
    There would either be an articifical skull attached to the dog's head or brains sticking out the stitch-seams (I prefer the former).

    MENTALLY:
    The person would be a complete dunderhead.
    The dog would be an absolute genius.

    EMOTIONALLY:
    The person would be very happy all the time, never self-conscious, and content to lie down and chew a tennis ball.
    The dog would be very sad and confused, and possibly traumatized.

    SOCIALLY:
    The person would soon lose all friends as a result of butt-sniffing, crotch-nosing, and face-licking. He would also drink from toilets and urinals and would soon lose his job. In addition, he would be naked, as dogs do not understand the concept of clothing.
    The dog would try to use the john. This would be unsuccessful for a time, and he will have fallen in more than once, preferably before unloading. The dog would also find himself completely helpless as he tried to dress himself. He would also be helpless in paying bills, and thus everything would soon be shut off.

    If, however, they ever managed to switch back, the poor person would have to get the taste of toilet water out of his mouth and deal with everything that the dog screwed up.

    Hope you liked it! I did!
    (No political comments, please.)

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