• ha why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • I dreamt I was eating chocolate pudding and woke up with a spoon hanging out of my ASS;)!!
  • In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes. In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came, Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise. They found a spot, That suited them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond her control. Backward and forward, His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice. Then down through the years, People did sc*ew, And now it is time, For me and you. So pull down your pants, And lay in the grass, Cause I'm in the mood, For a piece of that *SS!
  • A very old and very lame joke- What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
  • Knock, knock. Who's there. Boo. Boo who? Sorry to make you cry. You said oldest - not funniest <g>.
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Yvette. Yvette who? Yvette-a watch out, yvette-a not cry, I'm telling you why, Santa Cluas is coming to town.
  • How many ladders does it take to reach the moon? One, if it's long enough. OR Knock, Knock! Who's there? Cows! Cows who? No, Cows go moo you fool!
  • The last time I laughed at that I fell off my dinosauerπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‹πŸ˜Œ
  • They're not the first jokes I can remember, but they may be the oldest jokes on the page. I once owned my Uncle Len's joke book. Uncle Len was born in 1896 so it's safe to assume that the book was before 1918 as Uncle Len served in WWI. Some I remember are: There was a man from St. Paul Who went to a fancy dress ball He thought he would risk it To go as a biscuit But a dog ate him up in the hall. Mary had a little lamb A little pork, a little jam An ice cream soda Topped with fizz Boy how sick our Mary is.
  • I remember seeing a D.W. Griffith silent film on TV. It was made in the 1920s. It mentions the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke. So that joke goes back at least to the 1920s.
  • Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur laughing!
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  • There are far older jokes, but the part of Homer's "The Odyssey" where Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his name is "nobody" has got to beat anything in Bennett Cerf's "Book of Riddles."

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