ANSWERS: 54
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Italy?
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You forgeddaboudit.
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Your uncle Vince asks you to deliver a package no questions asked.
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You think this is a good look.
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È impossible affinchè comunichi con le vostre mani in vostre tasche It's impossible for you to talk with your hands in you're pockets...
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You kill a guy for just looking at your girlfriend. Your aunts have little mustaches. You have at least one cousin named Pauly and one cousin named Maria. Your dinner conversations can be heard in the next county. You have pasta with Thanksgiving dinner.
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..I've been in love with Sophia Loren!
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When you cannot score a goal from 12 yards
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your good looking haha
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A shower consists of putting on some underarm deodorant and a baseball cap. If your roommate wants to hide something from you he puts it under the soap.
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"the moon hits your eye, lika biga piece of pie".
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You have to get a Megaphone, to get anyone to listen. :-)
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When a police officer puts his hand over his stick and says " calm down and stop gesticulating"! :(
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The women are drawn to you like to a magnet.
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...the best place for Italian food is Grandma's house.
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....you have a smug sense of self-satisfaction.
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When you have hair in places nobody else does.
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You have a signed Godfather box set.
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You call your man's special part a cannoli.
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When you cannot go one full week without eating your mom's home cooking, or a week without eating some form of pasta.
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When you go to buy a house and you put in an "Offer They Can't Refuse"
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The moon hits your eye lika big pizza pie, that's italian, ha.
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You can make pasta.
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you don't mind living at your parents and eating the served dinner every night... even when you're 38!
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your wife has hairier legs than you!
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your HANDS do all the talking. where's the gabagoo?
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you know what a real good black coffee is! when you never knew anyone whose last name didn't end in a vowel when you think that speaking out loud is a very very normal thing to do!
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Your Nanna asks you for the 100th time in 10 min,"Are you hungry?"
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When your hands automatically do more talking then your mouth. & when you go to your grams house & she has about 5x more meatballs made then you can even eat!
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when you net 25000 dollars at your communion.
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Se siete nati in Italia e ai vostri genitori sono italiani.
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your uncle Joey "the nose", tells you. I need you to do some work for me....True story.
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everyone asks you for the secrets to the best sausage and pasta recipes.
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You put tomato sauce on pancakes.
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you love drama and talk with your hands.
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... when you're a guy and refer to your package as the sausage and peppers.
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your parents speak Italian and your family owns an Italian restaraunt.
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Your damn good-looking!!
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when you talk-a like-a dis in de inglish XD
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Your gold chain weighs at least 3 lbs. (I'm Italian)
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... when you buy jumbo-sized pizzas to feed your family and friends on special occasions.
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...your gold chain necklace gets tangled in your chest hair?
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Youse gotta screen youse sistas dates before deys goes to communion togetta.
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When you keep saying bellissimo.
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When you know what scamotes is.
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when you are short and wide. Just like my sister in laws who are full blooded Italian.
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When you speak another language with your hands.
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Use the gold chain as a marker to know when to stop shaving.
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When you can't park a car and blame it on others!
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When you have a bad day misunderstanding people :D
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your birth certificate says so, and you have a family that will always look after its own no matter what the consequences
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You discover that your birth certificate is from Naples
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you talk with your hands while driving
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someone ties your hands behind your back,and you can no longer express yourself.
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