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  • I was driving home from work early one morning (used to work night shifts) and I was on the highway driving about 65 and there was a car beside me and the guy was driving about the same speed as me but he was hanging out the window puking while still trying to drive and the wind was blowing the chuncks that he was blowing all over him and down the side of the car, I wondered why he just didnt pull over but he just kept doing it.
  • I saw a drag queen trying to shave his/her arm pits with an electric razor while doing 70 mph in the fast lane of the ring road around london!!!
  • On more than one occasion I have seen people reading a book!
  • Crash their lambo into a pole. While it is sad to see a piece of automotive art like that crash, the jerks who think they're race car drivers the second they sit down in them need to learn a lesson
  • Headbanging. At a RedLight. I thought I was going to die laughing!
  • I used to stomp on the accelerator and change into the oncoming lane at passing zones.....when there was nobody to pass.
  • Picking for gold.
  • I saw a guy that was parked open his door and an oncoming car ripped it right off.
  • In Portsmouth, VA, we pulled up next to a van at a stoplight. The driver's girlfriend was straddling him, her face toward him, and ... yep, you guessed it! They drove off when the light changed, just as though nothing was amiss. : D
  • Once I saw a guy BRUSHING HIS TEETH. No joke he really was :D
  • Idiot motorcyclists weaving in and out of traffic. The worst are the ones riding up the middle or side of the road when traffic is STOPPED... All it takes is someone to open their door at the right time... Oh, yeah... Construction zone, narrowing to one lane... I was a "blocker" in the lane that merged, keeping even with a semi... Guy came up behind me, and tried to go around on the berm... I saw him heading that way, and drifted over to cut him off... He was ALL THE WAY in the grass before he tried to cut back INTO the lane to pass me... I just drifted back... Of course, I could see him ranting and raving in the rear-view mirror... I thought, "Yeah... But EVERYBODY behind us is cheering!") WHY can't people realize that if they just travel with the traffic, EVERYONE will get there quicker? When they charge up to the front, and force themselves into the traffic, they cause EVERYONE in that line to stop... GEEZE! (As a blocker, the truckers usually LET me in slowing just enough to leave the gap without stopping the line...)
  • Have themselves leashed to the steering wheel. No joke. Saw this in traffic one morning. Normal looking guy in a suit. . .except for the leash. A lost best perhaps? Commutes sucked but sure could be interesting.
  • Ummm I curl my hair-lol
  • My entire schoolbus wittnessed two very in love young people expressing their desire in no uncertain terms whilst waiting at the on-ramp. Hilarity.
  • I saw a car weaving and thought it was a drunk. Then I saw the girl in the passenger seat sit up. Gee for some reason she seemed to have her head in the drivers lap. Hmmm go figure.
  • I saw a guy PLAYING A FLUTE while doing about 80 mph up I-87 in NY. I could't believe it at first, but I sped up next to him to make sure I wasn't nuts.
  • A teenage girl with the car filled with friends, radio cranked, on a cell phone, misses the corner in the mall parking lot. Drives half on the sidewalk scaring the crap out of customers, drives back off the sidewalk and all you hear is loud laughter from the car full of kids as they continue on their way.
  • After filling with gas leaving the station with the gas hose still in the fill inlet
  • I've seen people reading the paper/book, shaving with an electric razor, putting mascara on while driving over 60 mph on the highway, head-banging, nose-picking...
  • making out with his girlfriend.
  • I saw a woman once driving 65 mph with her knee steering the car and her hands behind her back likely adjusting her bra.
  • I was stuck in a traffic jam in chicago in the middle of a 100 degree day. the jeep just ahead of me,was full of girls in bikins, They started jamming the music and were drinking beer and before long a whole bunch of people were out in the middle of the highway drinking and dancing it was really crazy;)
  • I saw an old man shaving with an electric razor once.
  • I saw an old man shaving with an electric razor once.
  • Saw a guy driving a multi-colored Plymouth Duster while playing a trumpet. He was probably the happiest guy in the world that day...
  • Me, when I decided to go drive-by poaching deer in Mexico.
  • reading a book with a flashlight while driving down the highway at night. Also, a guy in a convertible pulled right up to the bumper of an 18 wheeler (milk delivery truck) and took a picture of himself in the reflection of the shiny back of the truck. A lady once was plucking her eyebrows.
  • We'll I did not see this happen. But it was on the news one night a few years back. How there was a lady who had just bought a new RV motor home. She was on a trip, when she set the unit on cruise control. So she could go back and get something from the kitchen. We'll she and her new RV ended up off the road real quick like. LOL... What topped it all tho. Was that she sued the RV Co. and "won" the case. Now that my FRIEND, was one crazy law suite. I'll have to go back and see if I can find more about this case online. If someone else finds it before me. Please place it here so others can read about it. All I know is it was to me. One of the, as your question ask. Silliest, weirdest, stupid, & kind of funniest things I had ever heard to happen while "driving". Even tho it was not a car, but a RV. I just had to tell about it here......LOL
  • Me and my friends play techno and flip the feck out out almost every time we're in a car on crowded street. Passes the time nicely and people get their lolz
  • This guy was headbanging to Metallica and accidentally hit his head on the steering wheel, then rubbed his headd and screamed. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
  • Talking on the phone while putting on makeup and eating something. I got out of her way FAST!
  • In reality - a woman putting on makeup while looking in the rearview mirror. On TV - Peter Griffin read an Archie comic book while driving. He wrecked the car, too.
  • I saw a couple having a very heated argument in front of me once. The girl (driving) was looking at him and screaming. She swerved off the road twice!
  • Well, saw a guy getting head, one that annoy's the hell out of me is texting and make-up.
  • I-75 North bound TN. I past a car that had NO-ONE in the driver seat. I fallowed the car to an exit where they stopped, gust to ask the passenger what they were thinking. They said they didn't have a license, so they drive from the passenger seat encase they get pulled over. :o So, I tried to arrange that for them.

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