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Because he saw your mom walking down the street.
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Because that's what the script said? Because he was jealous of the Jolly Green Giant always getting his niblets eaten?
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Because he's just that good. I said ho ho ho, the other day. I'm not sure why. It was met with a sort of stunned silence. I think I'll make it my new laugh.
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Because it's the same in any language.
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He has Teretz syndrome
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He had a stroke
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Because santa is the original pimp.
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Cuz he got love fo' dem ho's
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Because he wants to remind your mom who she really is...
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It's a mistake he stepped in some reindeer pooh and he is really saying "oh oh oh" :)
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Because he's a jolly old elf and it would be just darn creepy if he said "Hee, hee, hee!"
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