ANSWERS: 36
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Hey cute girl in the pink wanna make out?
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Hey babe- did you just fart? Cause you blow me away- haha- I'm not a dude but I would laugh pretty hard at a guy who actually thought you could pick a chick up with that one...
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I'd like to shave your legs
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I bet your father is a judge... You've got FINE written all over you... (sorry i know its proper cheese but made me giggle)
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I say "Let me guess your weight" then I pick them up.
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"hi baby...need a new diaper? o.o
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"Are you wearing astronaut pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!" HaHa Actually i Just heard that at school it was like our principle's favorite pick-up line Or "Are you from Tennessee, cause your the only ten I see" Or "Your dropping something, my jaw" Or "You shouldn't go swimming because sweet things melt"
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"Hi, come here often?" in church or funeral homes.
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"Hi".
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Alright, how about would you like to see my artwork?
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"how you doin"
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use it or loose it, when giving out my telephone number
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Do you know karate? Cause your body is kickin'!
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?... Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is .........
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You. Naked. Now.
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My friend told me a good one: Guy: "Did it hurt?" Girl: "Did what hurt?" Guy: "When you fell from heaven onto the ground and were knocked out and I took advantage of you being knocked out on the ground and had sex with you?" Wait... uhhhh... that doesn't sound right.... I know it was something like that.
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I'm leaving... you coming? and I have skittles in my mouth.... wanna taste a rainbow?
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You must be from Cingular, cuz you're raising my bar.
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"You should sell concrete"
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" closer together!
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Can I borrow your cell phone, I have to call my mom and tell her I've met an angel.
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I've found that i got more girls without a pick up line.But the last one i heard my friend use was"Excuse me,could you lift your foot,your standing on my heart."I thought it was corny as hell but she left with him that night.
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Does He Know? Who Know What? Does God know you got away?
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my friend cian (pronounced keen) has an awful chatup line. he goes over t girls and says: hey, my name is cian and im keen on you. eeeewwwww!
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Will you teach me how to dance?
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Do you wanna go find some pie and coffee?
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Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day. OR your daddy must've been a good baker cause you've got a nice set of buns. HAHA
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Are those space pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world.
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"you're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line" This one is great if you are shy or so drunk you might mess up delivering a pickup line and you technically don't have to use a cheesy pickup line.
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To a girl at a drive in, looking bored. "Hi. Could I have a hamburger, french fries, an orange soda and your phone number, please."
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Can we talk
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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Will you act like you are my date because my ex is right over there
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3-14-2017 According to an impromptu survey of anonymous women in some nameless bar, the very best pickup line is ........ "Got any beer at your place?"
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I ask her "Hey, the restraining order comes off next week, and so do I! *sleezy pervert smile* (sort of like Larry on Three's Company, except dirtier) Wanna dance in my pants and look for honey?"
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I say "Hey are those Hat Pants, because I wanna wear your ass as a hat!! *blink* (I never said I was good at these). Or...."Hey baby, wanna make waves? Climb on my ocean liner and I'll make ya sea sick. Woo hoo!! Chukka chukka!!" (Still no? *sighs* Come on Mr Hand, it's just you and me again tonight....
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