Daisy. Daisy. Give me your answer do. I can't afford a carriage or a sylish marriage but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for two

ma's out, pa's out, lets talk rude, pee, po, belly, bum, drawers. let's run through the garden in the nude, pee, po, belly, bum, drawers. let's write rude words all down our street, stick out our tongues at the people we meet, let's have an intellectual treat, pee, po, belly, bum, drawers. its by flanders and swann. i still sing it with my 6 year old niece. she loves it.

I'm an acorn small and round lying on the cold, cold ground Everybody steps on me That is why I'm cracked you see I'm a nut (click, click) I'm a nut (click, click) I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut (click, click) Called myself up on the phone Just to see if I was home Asked myself out on a date Said be ready by half past eight I'm a nut (click, click) I'm a nut (click, click) I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut (click, click) Took myself to the picture show Sat myself in the very first row Slipped my arm around my waist Got so fresh I slapped my face I'm a nut (click, click) I'm a nut (click, click) I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut (click, click) LOL! I have one more! I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when its hot I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when its not And sometimes in the springtime And sometimes in the fall I jump between the sheets with nothing on at all Glory, glory, Hallelujah Glory, glory, What's it to ya Glory, glory, Hallelujah I jump between the sheets with nothing on at all

"There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off. There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off. There's a dozen on my cousin, you can here those suckers buzzin, there's a skeeter on my peter flick it off!"

"There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off. There's a skeeter on my peter, flick it off. There's a dozen on my cousin, you can here those suckers buzzin, there's a skeeter on my peter flick it off!"

I am a little hesitant about posting this song. it was a favorite and it just did not seem to go away. Chuck Berry first sang it in the late 50s.............. "My Dingaling" I will not post the words.

My hubby and I thought we would just sing it for you! http://www.mediafire.com/?bmzj9mmugcm Once there was a China man, His name was Chinka Chaloo Japan, His hair was short, his teeth were long, And this is the way he walked along. Chinka Chaloo Chaloo Japan, Ollipy ollipy chinka chalolapy, Chinka Chaloo Chaloo Japan, Ollipy ollipy China man. Alas the poor old man he died, And in his coffin he did lie. They shipped his body to Japan, And that was the end of the China man. Chinka Chaloo Chaloo Japan, Ollipy ollipy chinka chalolapy, Chinka Chaloo Chaloo Japan, Ollipy ollipy China man.

This is a song I used to sing myself to sleep with, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff, and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came, Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee A dragon lives forever but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar. His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain, Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave, So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

yes... Peanut sitting on a railroad track his heart was full of flutter Along came a choo choo knocked him coo coo woo, woo... peanut butter!

My brother's got piles, He seldom smiles, You'd look glum , If you had his bum, My brother's got piles.

Its made up and nonsense... Aaluetta tutta tatu wetta Aaluetta tutta tatu OUCH! (sung to the tune of Allouette) And another one, which was something like London Statue Pussyfoot pussyfoot pussyfoot But when I say hold it Everybody HOLD!!!

It's kind of gross... but my mom used to sing it lol.... just for fun: Gobs and gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts; mutilated monkey meat; itty bitty birdy feet; French fried eyeballs dipped in a pool of blood... OOPS! I forgot my spoon! Another grim, gross and weird song, courtesy of my mom: Oh, you'll start thinking when the hearse rolls by; that you might be the next to die, they'll bury you in a hole, around six foot deep and you'll be alright for about a week.... Until your casket starts to leak; The worms will crawl in and the worms will crawl out and the worms will play pinochle in your snout; Your eyes will fall in and your teeth will fall out; and your brain will start smelling like sauerkraut! Oh... my mom is crazy!!!!!!!!!!

THE SCOTSMAN words and music by Mike Cross Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes. O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

Say say oh playmate, Please come and play with me Climb up my apple tree, and bring your dollies three Shoot down the rain barrel, slide down the cellar door And we'll be jolly friends Forever more! Say say oh Playmate, I cannot play with you My dollie's got the flu Boo-hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo Hoo! Ain't got no rain barrel Ain't got no celler door But we'll be jolly friends Forever more!

My grandma had taught me the song that my dad sang when he was little. It was a catchy little tune... **...got a pimple on your butt your prettyyyyy....got a pimple on your butt your prettyyyy...** Yeah that was the whole song, made up by my 5 yr old daddy

We went to the animal fair; the birds and the bees were there. The big baboon by the light of the moon; was combing his auburn hair. The monkey he got drunk; and sat on the elephants trunk; the elephant sneezed; and fell to his knees; and that't the end of the monk, the monk, the monk! My mom used to sing that to us when we were little, and when I was pregnant w/my 2nd I found a fabric pattern on the internet called Animal Fair. It reminded my of the song so I bought it & made her crib set & curtains out of it.

Comet It makes your mouth turn green... Comet It tastes like Listerine... Comet it makes you vomit... So eat some comet and vomit today

How dry I am... How wet I'll be... If I don't find... The bathroom key... I found the key... And I opened the door... But it was to late... I pee'd on the floor.. Ha! I love this one! :)

Well... there were a couple more in my childhood... Boom Boom ain't it great to be crazy! Boom Boom ain't it great to be crazy! Boom Boom ain't it great to be crazy! Silly and crazy all day long Boom Boom ain't it great to be crazy! One grave day in the middle of the night Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they face each other Drew their swords and shot each other! (Repeat Chorus) Way down south where bananas grow A flea stepped on an elephant's toe The elephant cried with a tear in his eye "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" (Repeat Chorus) Then there was... Do your boobs hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental boulder Do your boobs hang low?????? And.... Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel and Bat Girl saved the day! And... Slap 'er down again Pa, Slap 'er down again We don't want our neighbors talkin' 'bout our kin, Pa Slap 'er down again!

There were two the never ending song from lamb chop This is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continuing singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends.... The other song is the three jolly fishermen. Later on in the song you will realize why it was so much fun There were three jolly fisher men, there were three jolly fishermen, Fisher Fisher men men men Fisher Fisher men men men There were three jolly fisher men The first one's name was Abraham (repeat) Abra Abra Ham ham Ham Abra Abra Ham Ham Ham The first one's naem was Abraham The second ones name was Isaac (repeat) I--Saac Saac Saac I-- Saac saac saac The second ones neme was Isaac The third one's name was Jacob (repeat Ja--Cob Cob Cob Ja--Cob Cob Cov The third one's name was jacob They all went down to Amsterdam (repeat) Amster Amster DAM DAM DAM Amster Amster DAM DAM DAM They all went down to Amsterdam I must not say that naughty word (repeat) Naughty naughty word word word naughty naughty word word word I must not say that naughty word My father heard me say that word (repeat) Say-- that word word word say-- that word word word My father heard me say that word I could not sit down for two whole weeks (repeat) Two whole weeks weeks weeks Two whole weeks weeks weeks I could not sit down for tow whole weeks

On Top of Old Smokey all covered in blood I shot my poor teacher with a 22 slug... I went to her funeral I went to her grave instead of red roses I threw a grenade... Ha! Ha! Sick isn't it LOL

My brother used to sing this one. I never did, but i still remember it. miss suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding) the steamboat went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator please get me number nine and if you disconnect me i'll chop off your behind the 'fridgerator there was a piece of glass miss suzie sat upon it it went straight up her ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies live in the meadow, bees live in the park miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark is like a tv, a tv's like a show a show is like a movie, and thats not all i know i know my ma, i know i know my pa i know i know my sister, with a 40-acre bra ma gave me a nickel, and pa gave me a dime sis' gave me her boyfriend, who kissed me all the time ma took back her nickel, and pa took back his dime sis' took back her boyfriend, and gave me frankenstein he made me do the dishes, he made me clean the floor he made me smell his undies, so i kicked him out the door i kicked him over london, i kicked him over france i kicked him over hmmm hmmm...hmmm hmmm (i can't remember the words) Hello operator, please get me number ten, and if you disconnect me, i'll sing this song again!

My sister and I used to sing: Home, home on the range, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, And the skies are not cloudy all day.

The Whale Song Wouldn't you like to be a whale and sail serenely by, An eighty-foot whale from your tip to your tail and a tiny briny eye?- Wouldn't you like to wallow, Where nobody says, "Come out!"? Wouldn't you love to swallow And blow all the brine about? Wouldn't you like to be so clean And never have to wash, I mean Wouldn't you love to spout? Oh yes, just think! A feather of spray, Sailing away Rising and sinking and sinking and rising And blowing the brine about?

Hello mother, Hello father I just farted In the water It was green It was slimy I can't believe it came from my be-hieny

This is a hand-clapping game. Verse: Oh little playmate Come out and play with me And bring your dollies three Climb up my apple tree Slide down my rain barrel Into my cellar door And we'll be jolly friends Forever more more More more more I'm sorry playmate I cannot play with you My dolly's got the flu Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo 'Ain't got no rain barrel 'Ain't got no cellar door But we'll be jolly friends Forever more more More more more

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.. Pause I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.. Pause Repeat. It drove my mom and my friends' moms crazy!

Ms. Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell--DING DING Ms. Suzie went to heaven, the steamboat went to-- Hello operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from-- Behind the 'fridgerator there lay a piece of glass, Ms. Suzie fell apon it and broke her little-- Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their-- Fly's are in the city, the bees are in the park, Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark Dark is like a movie, a movies like a show, a show is like a T.V. set and that is all I know-- I know my ma, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra bra bra

When Daddy walks with Jean and me We have a lot of fun.... Cause we cant walk as fast as he unless we skip and run.... I stretch and stretch my legs so far I nearly slip and fall.... But how does daddy takes such steps He doesn't stretch at all....