• Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.
  • What do you call a crazy bloodsucking insect? A Looneytick! :)
  • That guy's NUTS! Grab 'em!!
  • What does a horny frog say: Need it, need it!
  • Im a huge fan of "Dad Jokes" Situational Puns, for the WIN! When Electrocution comes up in conversation, first one to say "What a shocking way to die" Wins. Period. Fathers Day: when watching an old Clint eastwood movie, (The title had something to do with Loner or Stranger On or From the Plains), there was a scene where a man was being whipped. Someone asks about what we are watching, Dad replies: "Its a cracking good movie." Fried gold. So, my favourite corny Joke is a situational one. OR Q."Whats Big, Red, and Eats rocks?" ......(puzzled silence) A. "A big red Rock eater."
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      My dad was a master at dry corny jokes. You would have to groan first before laughing.
  • What did the scarf say to the hat??? You go on ahead, i'll go around.
  • Yea, that's pretty corny, but I like it!!! Mine is the interrupting cow joke..... Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh.... Mooooooooo (Interrupted them when asking interrupting cow who?) he he
  • I only know racist jokes.
  • Have you ever seen two men walking abreast? A farmer outstanding in his field? Someone off their rocker?
  • Here's ,my corny joke A male cabdriver writes a musical about his experience of not getting paid by his woman customer My Fare Lady.

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