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depending on who it is you could say, well i've just come to let you know you were stolen at birth, were sisters/brothers.
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I tend to just say "OK" and leave it at that, that way they tend to feel like they kicked themselves in the nuts!
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you could come back with another your mom joke. i heard this the other day. your mom is so fat that she fell off both sides of the bed.
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I would tell you the answer but I'd have to swear. I just told u what to say if ur smart
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breaking there toes with a hammer?
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a kick right in the f**king nuts
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You could reply with, yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to school. There are plenty more like that in the Yo Momma section.
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Do as Norman Bates did!
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Beating them up.
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'I'd tell you what to do with your insults, but my mother taught me not to use that sort of bad language. I wish your mother had taught you the same.' Not snappy or funny, but hopefully gets the point across.
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You don't say one word, you just get close and pop him in the mouth!
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Some comments / people are not worthy of the effort or the caring. +5
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I pity the person who makes funna ma momma' where's ma pitchfork
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Agree with him. +5
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I would say I'm not going to play that stupid game with you.
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Wait until they go to sleep and then set their house on fire! LOL Mwhahaha +4
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I usually inform them that the 1980's called, it wants their lame insult back. Seriously 'yo momma' jokes have gotten old. :/
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Say I'm sorry what ur mom works on what coner usually shuts them right up if that don't work say mama said knock you out then open a can of whup a**
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Say, "At least my mother taught me manners.", and walk away.
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Just look at them as if they were a piece of excrement, shake your head, and walk away.
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Slit their throat whilst yelling "who's the bitch now, bitch?" as their blood sprays into your face and they claw at the air before they die.
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oh yea? well your mommma so fat after sex she rolled over and smoked a ham. oh yea, well your momma so fat when she sat down a booger popped out o gearge washingtons knose. oh yea? well.... ( knock the ol' bastar.. out!) worked for me and i did with high class :) ( for you who say our society is goin down hill this one is for you)
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my mum's dead. that shuts them up
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You say, well your mums like a brick, shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
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The only good comeback is none at all. Silence always leaves them wondering...opening your mouth, as they did, assures them they won. He who speask first...loses. If you don't speak...he loses. Kelly Robbennolt 801-787-6398 kellyrobbennolt@gmail.com
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A fist in the face.
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I wouldn't know. Nobody makes fun of my mom. If I don't break your face, she will! hahahaha
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