Did you hear about the man who invented the door knocker? He won the nobell prize.
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No, but I'm sure he deserves it. Saving me knuckles β is such a brill idea. π
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A thrice divorced woman is giving love another try ... Her first love abused her with his fists. The second one ran away. The third one completely failed in bed. But she still feels lonely and doesn't want to stop believing in love, so she posted an ad on a newspaper with her story that she was still available. A few days later, she heard the doorbell ring. She opens up the door, and a man with no arms and no legs showed. He says, "Hi, I saw your ad. I was hoping I could be your new boyfriend." The woman was confused. "What makes you think you're gonna be better than my last 3?" She inquired. "Well," he began. "I have no arms, so I won't abuse you. I have no legs, so I won't abandon or run away from you." "But how are you in bed?" She asked. And his response was, "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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Shadow Of The Mind Very funny. Good to hear from you. I havenβt heard from you in a while. -
βοΈCreamcrackered Hi Shadow, I've had a lot going on, I hope you're well.. -
Shadow Of The Mind Thatβs understandable. We all have things going on in our lives. Iβm ok. Thanks. How are you?
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βοΈCreamcrackered Been better Shadow, good touching base with you.
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Shadow Of The Mind I hope things get better for you
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