ANSWERS: 10
  • Inside of Mobile, with the Memphis blues again.
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    • Linda Joy
      for some reason I always thought it was near Warehouse 13
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  • At a YMCA having accidentally locked the key inside the locker with all my clothes except the towel around me. A locksmith had to come and cut the lock off so I could get dressed.
    • Linda Joy
      You and Ice man have that in common! Except he locked himself out of his hotel room in only a towel.Wish I'd seen both!
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  • In an elevator and my cell phone was the only one working. But just when I was starting to call for help the elevator started moving. The others asked me why my phone was working and theirs were not. I just said superior service.
    • Linda Joy
      I'd have said it must be a God thing!
    • Rick Myres
      That is what I thought because God does things in a misterous sp? way
  • In a forested area in some mountains in Guatemala my girlfriend and I were trying to return to our hotel on a lake in the mountains. We took a fairly long bus ride from our hotel to Antigua but couldn't get a bus back because it was New Years eve and all the busses were full of people going home for the holiday. We finally got a bus late in the afternoon. It wasn't going to the town we were headed and we knew we would have to get off at a highway intersection to get to our hotel. We got off at the highway intersection but we had 20 more miles to go. It was dark by then, getting very cold, and we were in t-shirts. It was WAY out in a totally isolated area in the boonies. It was an unbelievably stupid plan but we were young and overly optimistic. The plan was to hitch hike from the intersection to our hotel. Hitch hiking was fairly popular in those days and usually worked just fine. We quickly saw that only about 1 car passed every half hour. I knew we looked suspicious as heck in the dark, out in the middle of no-where, and nobody was going to stop. Our situation was rapidly getting worse. We decided we would have to walk the 20 miles but it got really cold. It was also so dark that we could not see the ground and kept walking off the highway. Having to continuously back track to find the pavement by feel made it hopelessly slow. It got very scary. After about an hour of very cold temperatures we begin to think we were really going to freeze to death and not be found until the following morning. Fortunately we had the incredible luck of getting picked up by a German priest who was driving to the town just beyond our town. That wonderful priest spoke perfect English and drove us (in his heated car) right to the front door of our little hotel. Our hotel room had a cute little fireplace so I went next door and bought a bottle of wine and spent the rest of that New Years eve drinking wine in front of an excellent fire.
    • Linda Joy
      With a lovely adventurous woman! That sounded very scary! I'm so thankful for your good fortune! Thank you for your answer!
  • In the mid-west. : (
  • probably in the ocean when i was a kid, i got pulled over by a tidalwave
  • Between two buildings I was stuck. Got loose soon later. At that time I was younger.
  • You already know the answer for this one. : )
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      Playing naked Twister with Linda Joy and Jenny Rizzo ?
    • Ice man
      Close, but no cigar.
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      Was Monica Lewinsky playing too ?
    • Ice man
      Good guess, but no.
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      Not Bill Clinton !! Your standards are in steep decline, my swinging-both-ways friend.
    • Ice man
      Another good guess, but still wrong.. It involved me getting locked out of my hotel room with a towel wrapped around my waist and an ice bucket in my hand.
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      You sure it was in your hand ?
    • Ice man
      Yes I'm very sure. I had to show the front desk clerk the hotel logo on the side of the ice bucket before I was given the spare key to my room. But I think the towel falling off also helped to speed things up ...
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      For him or you ?
    • Ice man
      Yes.
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      D'oh ! First Jenny smeared my face in the dirt and now you. Just one brain cell is all I ask for. Just one.....
    • Ice man
      Oh boy, now I can't wait to see your remark about where you should stick that fingerless glove.
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      I thought you showed marvelous restraint. Was it out of respect for a fellow Virgin ?
    • Ice man
      Yes, that and for the sake of all the virgins in the whole world.
    • Ice man
      Can you define this "smack bang" ? It sounds like some kind of a kinky gay bar.
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      No, silly. It's a balloon full of drugs that I like to prick.
    • Ice man
      Wouldn't condoms be cheaper ?
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      No, and my peckers are way too small to fit into those giant openings. You Earthlings have such massive members. Bit like Answerbag.
    • Ice man
      Then go to a dollar store and get some rubber gloves, cut the fingers off and use them instead.
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      And what will I do with the leftover fingers ?
    • Ice man
      Use them through the rest of the week.
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      And the fingerless remaining glove ...? Where should I stick that ?
    • Ice man
      Up your ... nose and make elephant noises. That should keep things lively around your bible group sessions ...
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      As if those sessions need any more excitement ! Last time, we crocheted the complete works of Exodus, in under 22 minutes. Blindfold !
    • Ice man
      That's really heavenly. Can anyone join ?

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