Do shooting stars need a firearm permit?
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we are dough
ANSWERS: 4
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Only if a space slingshot was used to propel it here.
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Yes, and a box of condoms as well. You can never be too careful. : )
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we are dough 68 Can't I just buy one and keep washing it ? -
Ice man I don't see why not, but you might want to take it off first. -
we are dough 68 But it keeps my pecker warm. And stops the sand flies from feeding.
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Ice man Then stick it in a plastic bottle while you're waiting for your laundry to dry.
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we are dough 68 There are no plastic bottles THAT small. And I only have a loin cloth. And a leopard skin thong.
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Ice man Then try on a bottle cap, or run faster than those sand fleas.
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we are dough 68 My knees won't let me. And I'm not Kenyan.
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Ice man Isn't he married to one of the other Kardashians ?
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we are dough 68 No, you are thinking of Dr. Bruce Banner.
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Ice man Yes of course. He's the elusive one .. kind of a fugitive.
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we are dough 68 No, now you are thinking of Pamela's ex, Mr. Tommy Lee. Do try and keep up with the entertainment industry.
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Ice man Did you know his real name was "Mr. Johnson" ?
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we are dough 68 No, I read it was "Bass. "
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Ice man You can read ? But you're not Canadian ! And by the way.. now you know how Pamela's mouth got stretchered out to that shape.
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we are dough 68 I can read large print, if the wind is in the right direction. Pamela has a mighty fine orifice.
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Ice man It's big enough that you could wash my truck inside there.
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Not if they are over 21 and can pass a yearly sobriety test.
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i dont think so
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