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LOL! I'm trying to think back on what Dorothy did in the Wizard of Oz! Didn't she sick toto on them? LOL Thanks for the fun question :-)
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I hate to say it Satine, but I saw this coming. They weren't happy with their pay, you worked them around the clock and now they have turned on you. I guess you could always try reasoning with them and have a sit down meeting, but they're going to want to have a Union Representative present, and it could make the situation worse. Good luck, though.
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Isn't it obvious? You'll have to coax them away from you with flying bananas (Papayas would also work, but they're not quite so aerodynamic a good ripe banana.) Simply take the bananas, find a good shelter to protect yourself from all the monkey Sh*t that must be raining down unrelentingly from the sky on your head, gather up random ground refuse, grocery bags, twigs, leaves, etc. and use it to fashion some makeshift pairs of wings, which you shall then affix to your bananas. Then, take your winged banana firmly in hand, back up to the edge of your small shelter, get a good running start, and hurl the winged banana into the air with all the strength you can muster. With any luck, one or two of the cretins will chase it, and after hurling a few more bananas, they'll all be gone and you'll be home free.
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grab them by the tails and fly around with them and you will become one of them.
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As everybody knows, Pink Floyd's album Dark Side of the Moon is inetricably linked to the Wizard of Oz. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizard_of_Oz-Dark_Side_of_the_Moon_Synchronicity So the obvious way to combat elements of the Wizard of Oz is either to play Dark Side of the Moon backwards (which gets rid of most forms of flying monkeys and door to door salesmen effectively, but has the unfortunate consequence of causing a plague of locusts to descend onto the crops of people in Canada called Fred. The farmer, not the crops - who on earth would name their crops, it'd take years. So as not to cause undue panic and locustness, you can alternatively try playing the antithesis of Pink Floyd. Unfortunately, because Pink Floyd were a hugely influential prog-rock band who produced some of the most mindblowing songs ever, this means their antithesis is James Blunt. So it's either locusts or James Blunt. Sorry Canada....
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Send them to work at local quiznos sub shop.
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Did someone call me? Dude? I don't know you from Adam.. just a typical Homosapien to me.. We are not all out to get YOU. Prolly because you have bananas or the dog.. Lost the dog.. not particularly happy about the idea of chasing another one down.. ‘Corse, if your friends with Dorothy... it is prolly not you we are after.. They do have meds for this sort of delusional-paranoid thinking you know?
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stop drop roll! stop drop roll!!! haha:)
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