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i'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant. is your family really happy? or do you just go home at night?
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SMILE and walk away - They'll get bored and stop
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Depends on why they are teasing you. I used to get teased for my bad skin. I said 'my skin will clear up, but you're gonna be stuck with your face forever.' Not mature, but shut them up.
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"I've heard better comebacks from a popsicle!"
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Stare. Walk Away.
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"I can take it, but how do you know I'm not that kid in Westin, Wisconsin who came to school with a shotgun and a .22 with intent to kill? Because he was being treated the way you're treating me?"
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depending on your age: "I am rubber, You are glue, Bounces off me, Sticks to you..." essentially, if you're too old to SAY that - that should still be your mental attitude. I like more stinging, mature responses... Give the teasing person a "head-to-toe-look-over" and then look them directly in the eyes and say "Pity" - turn and walk away. === Say to them "Well, now... that's an opinion" and walk away. --- a simple "Tcht" and a knowing head nod... then walk away. ---- The idea is that you communicate: "I am too mature to engage in this behavior, and if I did lower myself, I'd tear you up, so why exert myself..." If someone is persistent, the best solution is to excuse yourself to the host with a comment that you are heading somewhere with a more pleasant environment and leave... guess who WON'T get invited back.
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Hey, why don't we keep this civilized, like the grown, mature adults that we both are. Ok, Mr. Poopy Pants?
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I almost always would just shrug and move on.My Godfearing grandpa used to say"turn the other cheek,but do not forget that sometime there is no substitute for a good,old-fashioned punch in the teeth".I rarely had to resort to that.
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I say "Not mature." in a sassy tone. Haha...effective or not, it's fun to do.
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"My guess is, you can't stand waking up [in the morning]."
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You are so insecure and jealous. If you had adequate self-esteem, you wouldn't try so hard to make me feel bad so you could feel better about yourself.
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Ignore them !! The best revenge is success. Stay true to your goals and to yourself. Don't let those hateful losers drag you down on their level. They are just jealous and have an inferiority complex. Forget 'em !!
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that's cute. it'll make it seem like what they said was unimportant and childish.
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you say....." do you have a pair of false teeth?" and when they say no , you say " well if you say one more fucking word your gonna need some because im gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat."
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Turn to the others around you..."did you guys hear something"?, or if it's just you and the teaser, "your lips are moving, but all I hear is noise".
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Back-off asshole! (Well it works for me) :-)
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A smack in the mouth often does the trick.
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I would say, "hi, I don't care, thanks".
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Shuh da f**k up nukka!!
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Tell them to cram it. Eat my shorts. You have 5 seconds to run.
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I yawn, and show it`s very dull, I pretend to show I pay not any attention at.
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Ignore it. They'll get frustrated and give up. And keep smiling! Act like it doesn't effect you. Works everytime.
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Grab their voicebox and lift them by it, slam them on the ground, and wait till they nearly pass out, then tell the ensuing crowd "The next person that decides I'm not worth respect, I'm gonna gouge your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon!" Start taking swings at bystanders, and walk off. The people that mess with you after that are either afraid of you or want to prove themselves dominant. Then you ca ignore them. I know violence only begets violence, but humans are such wretched creatures.
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I say "Thank you" and give them a compliment.
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I find that laughing, as if you think what they are saying about you is the funniest thing you've ever heard, is highly effective.
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just agree with them and walk away. ppl who tease are normally jealous of something that you possess that they dont. so in order to make themselves feel better, they try to bring you down.
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just stare at them and laugh
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first laugh then be like "haha stupid made a funny!" really loud so that everyone hears. It works like magic cus the idiot who's teasing wont get it right away.
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You could say back. I'll bite your dick off, sodomize you with your own dick, and then slap you across your wack ass face. That will shut them the hell up.
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haha i know a great one that works every time kid: "yo why your mom dont talk anymore?" Bully: "what are you talking about" Kid: "Oh wait, i know, thats cuz she too busy suckin my d***" works everytime.
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say ur gay i love that one haha. unless u r and im totally srry
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UR MA! is a common one or if they are teasing you about your family say... yeah well at least my mum didnt try and fuck my retarded dad!
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Say.. "steph is coming to get you!" :P they drop dead!
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Raise your eyebrow and stare at the person like theyre all weird n such...
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"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid" :)
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agree with them. that pissis them off so bad!!
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