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"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." From the original Dawn of the Dead. I come from a long line of horror movie buffs.
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"git 'er dun" my dad says that all the time and it drives me nuts cuz he never says it right!!!
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"Someday when you have kids, you will look back and see that I was right" well, we'll see :-D +4
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"When you have kids of your own, you'll understand"....
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I tried to tell you!!!!
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"Because I said So!" You couldnt argue back to that.
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What you believe, you can achieve. My father's quote. He has kind of low self esteem.
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"Stop crying, or I'll give you something to cry FOR!"
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Good, better, best. Never let it rest; until good makes better, and better makes best! I still hear it ringing in my head 40+ years later!
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"say what you mean, mean what you say" "the world is your oyster" (both dad's) "you're just like your dad" "ooo!" (excited) - both mums quotes lol...she is easily amused hense "ooo" being a common reaction to EVERYTHING
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"A hard head makes a soft ass."
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"College? HA...HAHAHAHAHAHA"
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when you become a parent i hope your kids will torture you like your doing to me you asshole
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"Measure twice cut once" _ its something to do with him being a builder, but i think he says it to make me think about my descisions before i make them
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If you don't look out for yourself, noone else will.
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When asked "Where are you going?" She would say "To the nut house, wanna come with me?"
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I will turn this car around!!!! lol
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"They call it Dope for a reason, Kiera" I'm so glad he wasn't looking at my face when he said that cause i was smiling so big trying not to laugh that was just about the cutest thing I had ever heard my dad say.
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I'm not quite sure where she picked this up; BUT my mother always told me .. that "A Man Without A Purpose Is Like A Ship Without A Rudder" +5
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dads -> if it ain't broke don't fix it moms > the apple never falls far from the tree +5
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Wipe that smile off your face or I'll wipe it off for ya!
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"You're a cutie from Bay-rutie" -Mum, ugh hated that since as far back as I can remember "Why is it called a knife, it needs to be called KA-NIFE-EE, what's the reason behind having letters that's not being used, it's wasteful!" -Dad
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Happy wife happy life Wife- with intensions for everything idk that's about it
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Mom: You can't expect people to act the way you want them to. Dad: If your gonna play be prepared to pay.( birds and bees speech )
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My mother is full of wisdom, there's: -You can't always get what you want (quoted a song) -You have to suffer to be beautiful -Dress ACCORDINGLY ... and my favorite -Don't cut your nose off to spite your face (whatever that means)
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Mom or Dad: Don't stay up to late. My subconscious mind: Stay up too late? Sure, I can do that.
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My father always said "you always miss the water when the well has gone dry". So true.
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My dad always says: "Never spoil a good story with the facts." It seems that the rest of my family has adopted it.
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MY dad always says "Sometimes the best things said are left unsaid" which doesn't make a whole lot of grammatical sense and is probably one of my least favorite phrases in the English language.
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Things like "If you think its wrong chances are good that it is indeed wrong". "Choose you friends wisely because you wiil be known by those you hang out with." I still use them now with my kid.
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"When I want your opinion, I will give it to you" (which was the kinder, gentler version of) "When I want your opinion, I will beat it out of you"
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"Buy you books, send you to school, and all you do is gnaw on the corners"
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"Who has been telling you life is supposed to be fair?"
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"Straighten up & fly right!".
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"Hunger is the best condiment!"
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