Me, I LOVE any pie!...lol

1.I would pie myself in the face 2.Why? Because I like pie 3.I would use apple pie 4.Yes the type of pie matters I don't like blueberry.

I would pie D W Moffett and Dean Wilson in the face. Because they are good looking hunks. I would use a Lemon Meringue Pie and a Double Lemon Creme Pie from Marie Callender's. Yes

I would pie Scott Rich and Sean Goodwin in the face. Because they are good looking hunks. I would use a Lemon Meringue Pie and a Double Lemon Creme Pie from Marie Callender's. Yes especially on Sean Goodwin face.

I would pie Jack Scalia in the face. Because he is a good looking hunk. I would use a Lemon Meringue, Double Lemon Creme Pie, and a Chocolate Satin Pie from Marie Callender's. Yes

I would pie Jan Micheal Gambill in the face. Because he is a good looking hunk. I would use a Lemon Chess Pie and a Chocolate Satin Pie from Marie Callender's. Yes, with more options later.

I'd pie Rush Limbaugh, with a broken glass and feces pie. That's why the type of pie is important.

This issue has been extensively studied by the International Institute on Retributive Pastry. It is always risky to boil down such a complex topic into a few sentences, but a high level review of the available literature seems to point to the critical factor being an inverse relationship between the humiliation produced by any particular type of pie and the actual harm caused. For example, a pie composed entirely of whipped cream would produce maximum humiliation (up to and including complete lingering covering of the face) while minimizing any physical damage. (It should be noted however that international law establishes an obligation of the pie-er to consider whether the pie-ee is lactose intolerant.) Unfortunately, the Institute did not study this extensively as pies composed entirely of whipped cream contain no pastry and, therefore, are beyond their jurisdiction. At the other end of the spectrum would be the minced meat pie (maximum stickiness and highest specific weight) or the ever-devastating chicken pot pie -- the use of which should be limited to only the most extremely asshole like targets, especially if you've just taken it out of the oven.

I would pie Aaron Jackson in the face. Because he is a good looking hunk. I would use a Lemon Meringue Pie and a Double Lemon Creme Pie from Marie Callender's Yes and a huge cake to follow for his birthday.

I'll pie the cops in the face. Don't like the law enforcement. I would use cherry or lemon meringue pie. Yes.

I could only do it if there were some sort of game or a contest, then I would want my whole family there...it would be a blast.....

Myself! Sounds hella fun...and whipped cream, mud, or pumpkin

Lush Limpballs with an anvil pie. ;)

George W. Bush. I`d use a concrete pie. I just don`t want him getting back up.

i will give you a top three: 1. Helen Keller 2. Hitler 3. The Queen of England Type of pie...I will go with French Silk, except for if its the Queen, then some sort of disgusting meat pie

Ummm.... My self with a pumpkin pie. The kind matter both because its my favorite and I'm hungry.

paris hilton, i dont think i really need to explain why. fill it with bricks? knives or any other stabbing weapons

my lovey!!! banana cream because i know im gonna get it back, so better use something i like.

Fun question, thank you. Okay "real life" person: My sister-in-law. Typical unkind and over the top nouveau riche. (In)Famous person: Ann Coulter. She just makes me want to scream. Humble pie for both. I think they could use a dose.

I don't know. But they used to show "pie-in-the-face" gags a lot on TV when I was a kid. My father would always comment that they must be just using whipped cream pies because you could kill someone throwing a real pie in their face. He said that an actual pie, weighing several pounds, could break your neck if someone threw it in your face. I don't know how true that actually is, but it always kept me from thinking pie-in-the-face was funny.

I would pie Billy O. Campbell in the face. Becasuse he is a good looking hunk. I would use a Lemon Meringue Pie, Double Lemon Creme Pie and a Chocolate Satin Pie from Marie Callender's. Yes. And a easter egg cake. A Big Double Lemon Birthday cake for his upcoming birthday.