ANSWERS: 51
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Well, glad that is over, lets eat!
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do you get that smell, has something gone off around here?
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hey nice avatar!!!
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He deserved it!
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Hope the party afterwards is going to be a bit more lively!!
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It could have been worse?
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i think it would be ... sending out invitations to a after-party!
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(lol) Probably many bad things that could be said, Amber, but one was said, that I know of,..."May she rest in peace. Goodness knows, she gave no one else any in this life"....
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"Better HIM. . . . . .than ME!"
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Hey everyone, cheer up, you'd think someone had died... whoops. So when do the juggling clowns come on?
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Now there are Two stiffies in the room. ROFL
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1. Who do I see to get the money back he owes me. 2. Shame it took death to get him to shut up. 3. Is his wife seeing anyone yet? 4. What's that smell? 5. Hey lets put his hand down his trousers so he has some explaining to do when he reaches the pearly gates. 6. Get up you faker.
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He's in a better place now.
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Pull my finger. +5
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I wonder what he left me...?
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So whos next?
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+5 Can I have her parking space at work ?
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Where did you hide the will you S.O.B.?
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He was just about as funny, when he was alive, as he is now !!
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Where's the booze?
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1) You're such a b#tch he died to get away from you?! 2) Don't tell anyone but...I pushed him! 3) So, deadly nightshade is perhaps not the best soup ingredient... 4) Who's for naked limbo dancing?
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Start singing, "Ding Dong, The Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong, the wicked Witch is dead!"
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Sucks to be you dude.
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It's not ** it's their secret twin!
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(To the widow) Wanna bury my stiff instead?
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Why do I have to carry the f***** box?? I hated him!! I showed up to check that it was him. The stupid will be punished. Sweet now I'm the favorite son. He gave me H*** now he's going there. I wanted him to carry my heavy azz box. The last ones on me hu? Who going to fix my car he totaled?
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Nice service. I lost my virginity in this church!
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Neeeeext :-)
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anyone know how to get blood out of silk ?
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Nothing. Chances are if you're the only one there who isn't speaking you are the corpse.
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"At last, her legs are finally together".
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How come a bastard in life becomes an Angel in death? Everybody hated him last week now he is the greatest guy in the world
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that he/she looks better dead than alive
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S/he deserved to die!
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His DEAD ok! get over it.
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Who's the sleep guy suppose to be Count Dracula or something?
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Well lets face it, she doesn't smell any better does she?
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who's the stiff?
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'See, i always said god never paid his debts in money'
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Anyone else really turned on right now!
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I really expected better food.
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Can I have all the flowers after the service?
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Stood outside the crematorium, talking to the deceased's brother, my cousin asked him, innocently "Do you smell burning?"
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"They say he took liver salts everyday of his life,and they had to beat his liver to death with a shovel"!
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"good Day"
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One down, five to go.
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"Just try to think about him/her smiling up at us and waving." Perhaps too subtle, but I like it.
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Something smells dead.
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Ich will den Klavierstein!
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Never speak ill of the dead . Speak well of the deceased. De mortuis nil nisi bonum. You might have liked em if You'd known 'em. By the way, who was he??
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ITS PARTY TIME.
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