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man overboard.
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Welcome aboard sonny. Now, as you know, we will be at sea for many months and there are no women on board, so your main duty will be to provide.....relief for all the other sailors.
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Abandon ship!
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no swearing on deck
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Steel and engines...or wood and sail sailors, keith?
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MAY DAY-MAY DAY-MAY DAY
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"Problem in port. No shore liberty. All on standby. Marines, gear up!"
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Marines ... lol
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is that a ship going to collide with us?
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What do you mean theres a leak?
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TORPEDOES BROADSIDE !!!!!!
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The ship is sinking...everyone abondon ship
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fifty bucks? talk to my mother!
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This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBn2_ia8zM
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We're out of toilet paper.
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Going under!!
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"Iceberg...right ahead!"
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We've run out of rum and beer and we are 3 weeks out of port!
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The shortest and scariest words anyone can hear in English: Uh oh.
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"That's a terrible looking vessel you have there!"
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"Red sky at morning, sailor take warning."
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No!, I will NOT take evasive action....I am a lighthouse....
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Who's got the soap?
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