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Do you like living here?
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What do you think about most of the time?
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To my dog: Would you please stop eating the cat toys? To my cat: How did you learn to open up the medicine cabinet?
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What is it about the neighbors that you always have to bark at them?
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where have you been for 3 days?
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why the hell do you keep meowing? i dont scream at you when your sleeping.
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Midnight (cat): Why do you slobber so darn much? Princess (cat): Why do you lick the artificial leaves on our center piece? Jack (dog): Why do you attack smaller dogs, or are you just being over "friendly"?
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Why do you keep meowing when I just feed you... I ain't feeding you chicken again today! Now eat the can stuff!!
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"What did you eat to make that odor?"
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Why cant you designate a spot to crap in instead of doing it everywhere, so you can stop tip toeing through crap and walk like a regular dog.
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Daphnia, brine shrimp or blood worms...which do you prefer? +5
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have you seen any pretty tabby? +4
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I'd probably ask my dog why he feels the need to bark on an almost-constant basis.
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Do you know my bladder is full when you jump on me of a morning when the alarm goes off?? :-/
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I would love to be able to ask my pets what is wrong with them when they don't seem to be feeling well or are having some sort of problem.
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Why does your sister behave odd?
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Would you feed me?
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why do you like the smell of trash and crap so much?
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Why do you keep tearing up my carpet!
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oops why will you not drink water, do you have any idea how much your special food costs to keep you alive because of this refusal to drink water? i would add at the end, don't get me wrong you are so worth it but i just cannot understand this quirky nature of yours.
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How come I can be walking around for an hour and you never want to go out but as soon as I sit down with a plate of food and get comfortable you have to go outside and just can't wait.
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What do you like the most that I do for you? WHat would you like to change if you could? +5
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you get laid at least 3 times a week! whats ur secret?
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why must you sit there and lick your butt in full of everyone? Cant you find someplace more private to do that?
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how fun is it that al you life comprises of it eatin poopin and sleepin
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my bed is off limits! youre supposed to pee and shit in your cage. my bed is not a toilet !!
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Are you laughing at us when you give us that blank stare? I swear she is!!! +5
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"Are you okay?"
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i dont have a pet but id like to ask a dog if he wants to live with nne
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"Why do you need me to inspect your butt multiple times a day?"
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How I clean it ?
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I ask her questions all of the time. She answers them for me in a way I can understand them. :)
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To my dog - You don't honestly expect me to believe that the cat left a suicide note, do you?
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