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They will burn you from both ends, if you know what I mean.
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natural instinct would probably be to dunk your head into the closest liquid around u.
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I will be VERY sad the next day. :)
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Fire! and tomorrow FIRE IN THE HOLE.
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You'd likely end up in some pharmacy somewhere at sometime soon. ;-)
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You may end up like Homer and hallucinate a coyote version of Johnny Cash! Or, you'll just have hot number twos (as someone already mentioned). A possible Ouch for anyone who has hemorrhoids.
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Nothing really at first, just some discomfort from your mouth burning, possibly puking if you really ate a lot. The real trouble comes the next day when the jalapenos are not quite ready to exit your system. That's the worst. I have seriously prayed to God while sitting on the toilet before asking to help get the jalapenos out of my ass.
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Well,your butt hole wouldn't be to happy.
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Kinda depends on whether or not you chew them, I should think... :):) I'm thinking your "sitter-downer" might be complaining a few hours after the fact, though...
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