ANSWERS: 25
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Umm, pull over.
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I say, "Not now, Baby, let me go back to sleep!"
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I keep my hands where he /she can see them.
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Pull over, stay calm, cool and collected, and realize his/her shit stinks too. Just a person in a uniform.
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Unbutton my top two shirt buttons. But then I get arrested because I'm a guy and that doesn't work very well.
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Floor it and try to get away....SIKE, I pull over, what else
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Anything he says yo...
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I make sure I look him right in the forehead when we speak.........
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hike up my skirt. speak really sweetly and softly in a demure voice. smile. thank him when he gives me a warning.
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I say to myself very comely... """Aaa!!! SHIT!!!"""
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I have never been pulled over.
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Hide my beer.
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Last time I got pulled over I got out, walked back to his car and laughed at him because he didn't realize it was me until I got out.
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Laugh at the bitch.. Your fucked anyway.
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throw donuts at them. or... haul ass while throwing crack rocks out the window (i've watched too many episodes of cops)
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Act sweet and innocent, and smile...and say yes sir, oooh thank you sir. I appriciate it sir. I infact got my first ticket the other day. =( ...but he let me off on alotta stuff. I had an excuse...Mosquitoes flew in my car...(I pulled out infront of a simi) LoL. But he was super nice...didnt ask for my insurance, I gave him the wrong reggie...lol, but he was ok with it. And I just havta pay it in instead of going to court. So...whatever. There not out to get me anyways...only there for me safty. LoL.
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I don't drive so havnt been pulled over but ever if one day I do drive and get pulled over id shrink in the seat and hope I get let off.
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Be cool and I do what he says =)
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Sit and wish I had tits so I could get out of the ticket.
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I've never been pulled over, but I have a few cops in my family. You pull over, turn off the radio, keep both hands on the wheel, and its a good idea to be polite. And depending on the state you're in, inform him/her if you are a concealed carry permit holder.
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I turn off the engine, roll the window down just enough to fit my license into the hands of the cop, and put my hands on the top of the steering wheel. I greet the cop very respectfully without sounding like I'm kissing ass, and I look him in the eye just enough so that he doesn't think I am under the influence or anything. I answer his questions without hesitation, honestly or not, depending on the circumstances. I give him the impression that I am full of life and a blessing to society just within the few moments of interaction (less talk with more value is the key, high energy but not manic). I try to trigger that 'desire to do good deeds and feel like a nice guy feeling' in the cop so he will hopefully decide let me go and feel good about himself, without seeming like I am trying to manipulate him. Another goal is to make the cop feel that his day/night has been made better for having interacted with me. I try to do this in a natural way, without the cop feeling that I am trying to kiss ass. He will usually let me go with a warning. I thank him and wish him a SAFE day/night.
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Ask him for a cheese burger and fries!
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Me and my daughter got pulled over a while back and we were ever so sweet and said yes sir and no sir and after he got to 'check us out' he let me go, I had ran a stop sign and it was because the panel on the idiot light indicator went crazy and it scared me and I rolled through the stop sign, he told me to get the problem with the panel checked out after he checked us out and all was good in the neighborhood
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My license as they are very predictable.
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Oh ya sounds like a wonderful time! I dont even like looking at my own ass let alone bubba's. I feel like I need to take a shower now! YUK!
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