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WHAT? There was school yesterday? No one told me
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The dog ate my intestines, or my grandma died again.
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"My dog choked to death on my homework." Skipping school and homework. Who could ask for a better excuse?
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I missed my bus, my mom had already left for work, and our phone was disconnected, so I couldn't call anyone to pick me up. :-)
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im allergic to paper
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i have the worms. (in 3rd grade i always tried to stay home cus i wasnt feeling well... after several months my mom wouldnt believe me. i went to the dr several times... and then they found a parasite in my tummy. eeeek)
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'I didn't feel like coming in today, the stress of school is playing on my mind'
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I had to watch my little sister she was home sick from school.
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The bus driver was racist and didn't want to pick me up because I'm caucasian and I left my bookbag in the oven.
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"Ummm, I kinda forgot to wake up"...This is the best one i heard, i just died laughing...
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I had the shits so i was on the toilett all day
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Well...I said that I was stressed out because of finals and I wanted to stay home because I would be able to accomplish more at home (Studying) than I would at school.. It worked =)
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