ANSWERS: 100
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Why did you take him away from me?
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Shit! You do exist! Could you lend me a dollar for this machine?
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G'day
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UMMMM,...Im really sorry about last night
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Prove it.
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"Holy Crap!" and then "Pardon me, theres nothing holy about crap."
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Now you show yourself - just I was getting everything under control and I didn't need you. Some fairwether friend you are.
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i'd say, "damn I must be dead, that sucks cuz i had a lot to life for =o("
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Probably "G'day boss, How's Tricks?"
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forgive me father, i am not worthy to be with you.
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Forgive me
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Oh my God!
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wow, you're a beautiful woman
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"Sorry, I don't speak with mythical creatures"
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Hi. :)
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I don't think I'd be able to say anything.
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"I have a few things I'd like to say to you."
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can i go with you?
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How did you allow things to get this bad? By the way, where's that kid of yours? He's running late!
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Hi Honey!
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Where have you been for the past couple of thousand years?
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"You know all those nights I said 'Oh god!' with my girlfriend, it's just something I say, I wasn't really thinking of you. Ya know...if that's why you're here."
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Hey whats up.
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I sure do hope that you have a sense of humor
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Why are you such a bastard? What's up with all the natural disasters that kill many people? Why can't everyone die a painless death? Why do you let little babies starve?
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I honestly would not have a thing to say. Not that I'm in awe of his presence, but I just won't have anything to say.
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Is it that time already? Oh. Or... People have been worried sick about you, how come you never call, don't you think you could at least leave a note, and did you remember to bring something nice back, oh why don't you comb that hair, this place has been a real mess, are you hungry or anything, why don't you eat more healthy, you know a nice God like you deserves to find a nice girl and settle down, do you ever think about having kids, why don't you have kids, can't you be responsible and take care of things on time, what for you just sit around all day, is that fish on your breath, you know you're gonna start getting a reputation, if you keep frowning like that your face will stay like that forever, do you think these pants make me look fat, why don't you run along now and go to church like everyone else, good lord oh my god it's running late, where has the time gone, it's so nice of you to call even though you don't talk too much, we should catch up sometime and break some bread have some wine, does your mother know you're out so late, I love what you've done with your sandals, why are you looking at me like that, haven't you ever seen one of these before, here let me give you a hug, I'm sure everything will be alright, you just sit down and make yourself comfortable, hey where do you think you're going, just a minute here, come back why don't you, now that's just the funniest thing, I just don't understand what gets into God sometimes He seems like such a nice guy but a little unreliable if you ask me, almost rude in a way, probably better off without Him anyways, the nerve of Him to just up and leave like that. Oh well.
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im sorry that he had to pay my sins
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"'Sup, Dawg! Do we humans really have free will or is/was everything pre-determined? Settle many bets for me! Gracias. Rock on & keep it real, yo!"
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Hey Morgan I loved you in 'The Bucket List' with Jack Nicholson. When Are you planning on making the third film in the "All Mighty" series? Of course you get to be the same part you were the first two times.
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"You've got some explaining to do..."
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I'd say, "You have a lot of explaining to do". Then, I'd ask if it bothers him that Talim calls him a bad golfer.
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Why are you here? I thought you had to be everywhere.
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"sit down. I want to talk to you"
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Excluding the obvious, "What the hell are you doing here?" or "Sweet mother of pearls you're real!" I would ask god "Why the hell do you take all my damn glory" If I do something bad, it's because god was not with me, If I do something good it's because of Gods influence on me.
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OMG! I can walk! Thankyou for that! :-)
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i would say to god, no thanks i dont want your phoney salvation, i prefer dination, now piss of i got some sinning to do, oh yeah peace if thats not too blasphemious wouldnt want to hurt peoples precious feelings
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Should I address you as "sir" or "m'aam"?
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If it were the Christian God, I'd smack him in the face and call him n A-hole.
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Erm... where were you during all the inequality, wars, disasters, diseases, accidents, murders, totalitatian governments, general governments, terrorist attacks, wrongful imprisonments, rapes, pilages, torture, nukes... that more than your mysterious ways, that's cruelty. and/or Which religion are you really from then?
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Me: Oh, you! You got me! God: I totally got you! Me: I was so sure you weren't real! God: I know! I so got you! Me: Haha, I suck! God: Oh, you totally suck. Come on, all your dead pets are waiting to play with you. Me: Sweet.
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This is assuming that I knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that this is in fact god, I would ask him why he created love in such a way that it can hurt as badly as it can make you feel great. Sorry if that sounds emo or w/e but I can think of an answer to just about everything else outside of an emotion that is both at the same time the best and worst thing that could ever effect a person (worst being if it goes wrong).
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I'd ask him to help me through this. Because I'm scared. :/
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I thought of another one. "Just what the heck does 42 answer? What is its question and why does this matter?" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answer_to_Life%2C_the_Universe%2C_and_Everything
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Thankyou for my opertunity of life good or bad, can I come home now?
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I would bow and respectfully wait in silence until spoken to ... what I said after that would depend on what was said to me by God first.
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Hey,dude.
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Most likely the first thing I would say would be " hello" "hiya", or "hi!"
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Worthy is the Lamb that was slain for a unworthy sinner such as me! I praise and worship you! I adore you! Holy is your Name and you are worthy to be praised!
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I did'nt do it!! Honest.
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are u taking me away or u sending me back again...?
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Am I pleased to see you and then I would begin to ask for forgiveness.
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Well, firstly I guess I should say "Hello dad, I am Jesus!" lol
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Why did you create the platypus"
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Hi, I'm Allah. I got 16 virgins going for me, whata YOU got?!?
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Right matey, where have you been all this time - the World has gone to pot.....if you don't do something soon Mohammed or one of the other deities is gonna take over, we'll need another ark and as for your commandments - they have become something of a joke mate. think you need to up your street cred by performing a few miracles and maybe doing something about the world economy while you're at it....oh yeah and I know you're getting old and all and probably feel it in your joints but could you turn your heating down a degree or two we're having a climate issue down here ;0)
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Itchy although your question is understood--many plp w don't believe in God. So there joking questions will reflect. I am just glad He hears from the heart and not our words or actions. Life is precious but so often we let the egos take us to a dimension to were seeing is believing. That's why He only reveal himself to those who are ready to see.
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You're not any at all like I thought you'd be!
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How can you justify cancer?
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Hi, remember me?
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I guess I expected to be more impressed.
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Your going to hell for lying.
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How many fingers am I holding up?
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Damn you!!!!
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blasphemer
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Well, first question on the list is: "What the HELL were you thinking?"
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Please answer this question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/278798
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Praise, Honor and Glory to You.
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Why do you let the innocents suffer so?
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You are not god.
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Blessed be, and extend my sentiments to the Goddess.
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hi why do good people suffer.
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Thank you.
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I guess I'd say, "Really?!"
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Why are you making my life so hard?
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Rather the idea of GOD ever coming to you is because you will answer him these questions if the GOD had ever meant to create the 'mess' since creation isnt even known intentional unless you mean in blibical terms. But in blibical terms i would say oh my god what reason did you create life pain love suffering etc.
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When I Meet God When my time comes to go up to heaven I’d like to request a conversation with God. First I’d thank him for all the beautiful things in the world. Sunsets and sunrises. Children laughing and birds dancing through the air. The smells of childhood and the breeze blowing threw my hair. And then. . . I’d have a few questions. Like why can’t we remember what it is like to be a baby? And did the angels get me drunk before I agreed to what lessons this life would entail? And is a women’s monthly visitor really necessary? But mostly I want to climb up on his lap and feel his love. But wait a second. I can do that now. Dharma Faith Joy
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I would get on my knees and thank him for all of the blessings that he has bestowed upon me in my life.
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If a god came up to me, I would say greet them like anyone else by saying hi or hey.
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*faint*
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AHHH!!! BOOGYMAN!!! *runs away*
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I would say something like this, " Why look here! It's God! It's about time you showed up asshole - come to lord over and torture your lab rats in person have you?"
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Can you tell your fan club to shut up already?
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Why do bad things happen to good people?
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God dammit, I owe Jim 200 bucks.
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I am sure I would be speechless. I would probably faint.
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"I love you."
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who'd the f*8k you say you were?????
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Let me know that things will make sense eventually
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pull my finger!!!
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Hello
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Thank You for your Wonderful Love.
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What's it all about?
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Okay, what am I to do now?
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whats with the talking snake...whats that about?
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i'd call him/her/it an a$$h0le because if he/she/it is supposed to be omnipotent and yet did nothing to improve things than that indeed is what they are.
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holy shit you are real
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Lord forgive me of my sins. that would be the first thing i would say because we are not worthy to talk to him unless we are forgiven
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Thank You.
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Is there only one of you?????
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