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I'm booked tonight, but I could squeeze you in for a bed time story :)
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Lay down, feel your legs growing heavy then slowly spreading up the rest of your body. When it gets to your head start thinking of a blank wall. I do that sometimes and it usually works for me.
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Fine. With who ? :)
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Lullaby and goodnight ... go to sleep little nagol the scott. Then count sheep if that doesn't work or count backwards from 9,999 -- other than that --- just read the phone book, that might do it.
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Here, I'll help you right now. Follow these directions: 1. Take 3 sleeping pills. 2. Drink a bottle of Rum. 3. Masturbate in a jacuzzi. 4. Fall asleep.
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Where did I leave that chloroform?
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Rohypnol....Because not all dreams need to be remembered!/
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Sure I will tell you my life story. That should bore you to sleep.
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Now make sure you put some Scotch in that bottle ☺
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Well I could sing you to sleep, but I really dont want to give you nightmares you know
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I would have helped you hun if I'd been on line, I have major probs going to sleep so I would have tried all the things that send me off (eventually)....sorry I wasn't there for you my friend :0(
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yea sure why not
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