ANSWERS: 17
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Bwaaa haaa...what a great anology! The cow one rules! Kudos on a well-thought out question and a good laugh!
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My mom's ex husband always told me I eat like a bird...so I guess I'm a hen.
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A calm and confident cat nibbling nonchalantly near a window.
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You are hysterical woman. Hubby and I were talking about my eating habits today when I told him about my co-worker and how he just shovels food in his mouth and doesn't chew or taste it. I am a pig.. there I admit it. My co-worker is a wolf.
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I would guess like a cow without the drool
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Oh my gosh, this question is hilarious. I love it! To come to a conclusion, I have just to take a look underneath our dinnertable. On my husband's side there are crumbs en masse - and a spot here and there - and on the opposite side, where I sit, there is nothing, I mean: NOTHING. Eventhough my Chinese Sign is a pig, I seem to be a horse when it comes to table manners.
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I guess I'm the horse politely chewing my way through the meal.
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I guess i am a hen, i take ages to eat!!
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I'm more like a dog just wolfing the food down as quickly as I can.Sometimes I don't even taste my lunch just eat it. :(
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More like a duck. I like to pick up a big gob of food in my mouth drop it in my water then shake it all about with my nose, then pick it all back up, try to eat it, drop most on the ground, turn around poop on it, pick it back up and try to eat it again, knock everything all over the floor, step on it running around for no reason, eat some more off the floor, then scream loudly for more. You got me.
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Take a wild guess, moooo. heh heh more like a horse actually, well i could eat one sometimes. :)
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horses aren't polite they chew with there mouths open! I would say i eat like a cat slow little bites over time.
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i am a horse politely chewing hay. i appreciate good table manners (not inhaling your food, talking with your mouth open, smacking, etc.). i also appreciate the benefits of chewing ~ it reduces esophageal & stomach stress, minimizes choking potential, aids the digestive process, and lowers risk of indigestion & colon problems.
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closest match would be a horse.
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Hey I protest that cows do not drool when cud chewing or at any other time. Horses are not particulary well mannered at dinner time. At least pigs enjoy their food. Dogs often drool over their meals. Hens pack a whallop in their pecking. I think that I eat like a shark in a feeding frenzy....rip into it and swallow!
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A horse I graze plenty but politely.
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I have to go with the polite, gracious and willing to clean his plate "Horse".
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