Would you ever own a turkey as a pet?
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Yes but of course I'd have to eat it eventually.
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no because my dad and i would start sneezing with all the feathers flying around.
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actully have had one only someone forgot to tell Tom he was a turkey, he thought he was a dog, he was a big white tom and ran the fence line and chased cars like a dog and sleep in dog house along with a goose and our sons pitbull.
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Nope turkeys are freaky.. they like run right at you.. plus they're vulgar looking
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I have had a pet turkey. He was a horny old Tom, who would hump your leg like a cocker spaniel. If you kicked him off, he would get Tee totally pi$$ed off and flog you with his wings and spurs and climb back on... I guess he figured he beat you into submission... In that sense, I'd have to say that I have been forcibly leg raped by a turkey. I got rid of him when I saw him knock my (then young) son on the ground and mount him from behind. He was attracted to that white diaper, I guess. I kicked him off and gave him away that afternoon. I would roll in cow manure to have had the forsight to get a picture of that going on. (Of course, turkeys don't have a penis that enters the hen, it is more of an "external depositing tool" so my son wasn't "really" being violated...) But if I had that picture today???? I could have huge fun showing his dates.
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