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A necklace with an upside down cross pendant. And btw the way, my parents are about to make me start going to church and I'm planning on wearing Marilyn Manson tees every Sunday.
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"Atheists for Jesus"
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A plaid parochial schoolgirl skirt? Don't forget the white thigh high stockings.
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A sacraficed goat around your neck Or even better, a sacraficed virgin. Might as well go all out
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If you are looking for irony rather than a beating from Jerry Falwell followers then you should go with something that goes against your particular church values. Like maybe a long sleeve shirt under it that says pro on one arm and then choice on the other.
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Nothing. I mean literally- nothing.
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I really do not understand the need to provoke? Why go at all? Makes no sense. To me that would be like me going to a chinese buffet wearing a t-shirt saying "Speak english or go home" Both are offensive - imo
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A Black Sabbath wristwatch, double-knit gaberdine pedal pushers and turquoise stilleto pumps.
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Get a tattoo (you'd probably want a fake one for this) on your lower, and i mean lowwwweeerrr, back that says "God is watching, pretend you're busy"
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I wore one to a keg party, cut short and low sut like something Pamela Anderson would wear. If you're a guy you could cut it up goth.
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