If someone farts and you're trying to be funny, what do you say?
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CleverlyPut
ANSWERS: 9
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is that it or do you have any more in u
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Rats are big around here.
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Your voice has changed, but your breath still smells the same.
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"That damn spider's back inside again." "Speak,! -Oh- Toothless Wonder"
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"This is what you get for tooting. One of my poems; A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known, To sound just like a song. Some farts do not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger awhile. A fart can create A most-curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, but deadly. A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairies, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us Sooner or later. So be not afraid Of the invisible gas, For always remember, That farts, too, shall pass.
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oh my GOD
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"Oh, is that what you think of (insert something that you know they don't like eg. their least favourite politician)
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There go them damn Alaskan frogs again!!
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did somebody step on a duck
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