I'm gonna go with "Close cover before striking"

Once upon a time...

Didn't think of that one. I think Bilo got it with "Close cover before striking";) ++

Sign here. XD

ummmm, clearly, it's the sentence that the evil magician in "Frosty the Snowman" had to write for Santa Claus, stating, "I'm very, very sorry for what i did to Frosty the Snowman" a hundred, billion, zillion times. now, that's a lot!!! if the evil magician kept his word (which he probably did since he wanted a new magic hat from Santa) this sentence absolutely is THE most printed sentence in the English language. "the end" close runner ups - McDonald's coffee cups that say, "caution, coffee is hot and might burn you." "probability of winning the Hardee's super-duper toy" that your kids MUST have, "is one in 37 trillion". something to the effect of, "thank you for your patronage" at the bottom of most sales receipts. "til death do us part, or until your wife decides to leave you because she doesn't want to take care of you, "in sickness and in health". (okay, i'm bitter that the girl of my dreams is now becoming more frightening than freddy crugger.) "place stamp here" - usually it seems that non-profits - such as the red cross, habitat for humanity, food pantry - all say, "no postage necessary if sent to non-profit organization." places like the bank, electric company, cable, internet hook up, phone company, oil company - give us envelopes that say, "place stamp here" - like they can't afford return postage after they already charge us all too much! "respectfully submitted" (usually, it turns out, the report is respectfully submitted to a boss or professor whom we don't really respect, other wise, we'd just say, "this report was an exercise in exaggeration and stretching out the bounds of reality". "for a good time, call ABCDEFGHI" at 555-555-5569

"condistions apply" it's on evry tv ad in small writing and internet ads and competitions etc...

"I love you" or "Happy Birthday" (on all the cards)

"Paris hilton seen naked yet again"....

"And they lived happily ever after"

Go.

Well, I know its NOT "Made in the USA" :(

When I think of all the junk mail offers we get I'd say, "Void where prohibited by law". It could also be, "This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private". ;)

"Made in China"

well, I just think considering the possibilities once you add more words, the shortest might be the most common.

Once upon a time.... .....They lived happily ever after

good morning.

"The check is in the mail"??

"Brad and Angelina adopted a child from..."

"DISCLAIMER:........."