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Nope because i would be long gone!!!!
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Hahaha, yeah, and HE'd run out screaming:O
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He would have to go through heaps of pillows and blankets to get to me. By then I would have snuck out from the other end of the bed. ^_^
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hmm may be hmm yes
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yes, right behind him. with a hatchet, a machette, a knife, a taser, or any of the other weapons I keep near my bed. side effect of being a bionecrophobe
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No, because I sleep in my living room. :p
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Nope.. I would be safe under the covers breathing comfortable thanks to my "Monster Snorkel" TM. by Larson Products Inc.
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Easily. He probably wouldn't survive the experience.
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Oh yes, I snore like a chainsaw when I sleep so I'll be easy to locate. The boogeyman will be very sorry when he does disturb me as I've the temperament of a badger when woken up in the middle of the night. I'd probably wait until morning to bury the body ;).
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