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  • First I was beaten up by several of her old boyfriend's buddies, then after I recovered, I told her to go to hell and take her old boyfriend with her.
  • I've never broken up with anyone but here's how I've always wanted to do it......Go to a resturant (I have to drive) then while I just orderd the most expensive thing on the menue I tell him how much of an ass he is then throw a drink in his face and leave him there all wet alone no way to go and stuck with the bill.
  • I got tired of the asshole and he wouldnt quit bugging me. I got a restraining order the last day he called me on the phone and tried talking to me at school. Blocked his numbers and got a little revenge where he lives. Paintball guns rock. He got the point after that.
  • I invited a friend over to his apartment when he was at work, and we ate and drank and made a general mess...then she found a couple condoms in the bathroom, so she opened one, put a few drops of milk in it, and left it on the nighttable (sp?) next to the bed. After that I went over to her place. In the meantime, when he came home, he went all over town looking for me. She called him "innocently" asking for me, saying that she hadn't seen me in a couple days. LOL, he was SOOOOO pissed. Hee hee.
  • I had to break up with my ex b/f of 11 years. He was an alcoholic, and spent months clean and sober and sometimes active. He took me to Dinner one evening and asked me to marry him. I was thinking OMG..Guess a few years before that I would have said yes, but realized I had lost all feelings for him. I said that I didnt want to spend the rest of my life being codependent, but rather independent. I still think about him, and hope he is happy out there somewhere.
  • In 7th grade I gave the guy a greeting card and wrote "you're fired" inside...it was kind of funny actually. It really wasn't a REAL relationship anyway...I was only allowed to see him at school so whatever. I am sure he got over it.
  • Just went totally M.I.A. on their azz, but if it were today, I'd have to go the Britney Spears method, TEXT 'EM!!!!

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