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FUBAR f*cked up beyond all recognition
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From the James Bond series S.P.E.C.T.R.E. (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion)
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S.A.L.T. When I worked for the Social Security Admin. it meant Suspension and Life Termination (reasons someone's benefits might end)
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LOL. Laugh Out Loud.
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TIT- Terrorist In Training.
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Disney is evil. DIE, Disney, DIE!!!
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USMC 'nough said.
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Bush - Big, Ugly, Stupid, Hemorrhoid
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JAFO Just Another F*cking Observer. (showing my age, here)
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DAR- Dead animal removers OR Daughters of the American Revolution.
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A.E.I.O.U. Austria est imperio optime unita: "Austria is the empire best united." Austria erit in orbe ultima: "Austria will be the last (surviving) in the world." Austriae est imperare orbi universo: "It is Austria's destiny to rule the whole world" Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.E.I.O.U.
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WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
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FUPA Fat Upper Pussy Area Ew, but funny...kinda...
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CRAP Cannot Remember Apropriate Procedure, used by my math teacher when we forget some fromula or something
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BOHICA! Bnd over hear it comes again!
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FEMA Find every mexican available or Fix everything my ass
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My dad's is RTFM : read the f***ing manual
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*HALT* which stands for hungry, angry, lonely, tired, as in....when you get too hungry, angry, lonely, or tired, then halt and take care of yourself.
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It's so hard to pick just one.... WOMBAT - Waste of Money, Brains, and Time. NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself GAGASY - Get A Gun And Shoot Yourself (seen as a teacher's remark on tests next to an answer that is not merely wrong but totally fucking absurd) Those are all great, but I suppose I have to go back to the one I use most often; WTF?
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FART = Fresh Air Recovery Team (Honolulu) There was a chaplaincy organization several years ago in the US Military complex, and the acronym was FUCCO, pronounced just like you think it would be pronounced. Military chaplains objected to the acronym (for some unknown reason) and the organization was re-named. Chaplains have NO sense of humor, except for the late Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977), of course.
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