Is Santa Claus a communist?
by 
Luc Thiet Thuan
ANSWERS: 5
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Nope just a peadophile
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No way! Santa Claus "personifies" Capitalist decadence
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Let's see - he gives toys only to those who have been good - so you have to earn them - definitely not communist. Sounds more like a meritocracist.
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If he was, I would've gotten that military class rifle I wanted.
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If he was a commie, he'd confiscate everyone's toys and redistribute them. With a nominal amount of the best toys for party members. If anything else, he appears to make the toys himself out of his own resources, and then distributes them to those who he feels "deserves" them. Now that leaves out Democrats- who would demand equality regardless of their niceness. And leaves out Republicans, who would simply keep everything for themselves, after getting a no-bid contract from the Government. I'd say he's a philanthropist. Someone who wishes to reward good behavior. Or at least that is what his spin doctors portray him as. Yet strangely enough rich kids get all the best stuff. So maybe he is a Republican after all. Rich kids get the best stuff, and poor kids get the leftovers.
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