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by pertiponi on December 3rd, 2006
it's not haha funny, its just kinda ironic.
Justin Case
by Jade on December 7th, 2006
Cash Will Dew (pronounced Do, of course) There really IS such a person.
by kitty loves you on December 3rd, 2006
Nina Nanoo a local tv presenter in the UK
by lindahank on December 20th, 2006
I went to school with a girl named September Flancher and her sisters name was April.
I also went to school with a guy named Peter Face.
by justinoldguy on December 7th, 2006
We had a football coach named "Agustus Harry Rump" here. Huge man, and very macho. He went by the name "A. Harry Rump."
Also for 30 years or so from my childhood til several years ago when I looked and did not see it, there was a phonebook directory for a man named Peter Anus. His parents were real considerate, huh? I would have had my named changed, but maybe he had "social" reasons for keeping it...
by The DarkingAbyss on December 3rd, 2006
hugh G. Rection!!!! ah aha ha
by JUSTNORMAL on December 3rd, 2006
LOL "Chanda Lear"
by tripwire on December 7th, 2006
Nita Crap (She was the mother of a boy I went to junior high school with.)
by anonymous on December 3rd, 2006
Tony Angelina Britney Atkin. A testimony to why a 13 year old should not have kids. That poor boy doesn't stand a chance
by catlovr on December 28th, 2006
Dr. Dick Finder, Urologist. Real person, look him up in Hollywood, Florida. I wonder if he goes by Richard?
by Simply msFortunate on December 21st, 2006
I went to school with a brother and sister named Justin and Winter Thyme, respectively.
by Valparaiso on December 7th, 2006
I was at work once and this little guy came in. I mean he was so little that any one of the 14 year old girls in my class could probably beat him up. He wanted to see one of my bosses so I asked his name and he said in a rather high voice "Kermit" I bit my tounge so hard to prevent myself from laughing out loud.
Although I don't have a lot of room to talk as my name is Kirk.
by Nulinvoid on December 3rd, 2006
Constantine Papoochus. This is not made up. I have seen it in my mother's high school year book. I think one of my aunts dated him.
by teknimage on December 7th, 2006
Dorkis Clapsaddle
It's a real name! My mother went to school with her. I don't know when I first heard it, but it's been stuck in my head for as long as I can remember.
by zazzy_one on December 6th, 2006
December Unique Holiday...as if this poor child's parents thought people wouldn't understand how unique "December Holiday" was unless they slapped the middle adjective in there. (This is an honest to god person I met in a professional setting.)
by dumbassarock on December 3rd, 2006
Anita Peter. No joke. Went to school with her.
by Psyonic on December 3rd, 2006
Vaginica Seaman - David Gest's maid (well according to him!)
by Psyonic on December 3rd, 2006
Yolanda Drinkwater (thud, ouch, arrrrrgh!) ok, maybe putting my wife's maiden name was not such a good idea!
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on December 28th, 2006
Patty Hamburger. When the teacher read last name first the class went crazy with laughter. She took it all in stride, said that she wanted to marry a man with the last name Bunns, so she could hyphenate her name to Patty Hamburger-Bunns.
by Tantric on December 27th, 2006
Harry Nippels
by AgnusDei on December 23rd, 2006
I have a friend named Heaven Lee. And my mother has a friend named Gay Butts. Oh, and there are a group of siblings in my school named Rain Cloud, Autumn Sky, Aaron Thunder, and the youngest is Beth. I don't know where "Beth" came from, lol. Maybe they ran out of strange names by then.
by PurpleRN on December 27th, 2006
Ben Dover
by Wendora on December 27th, 2006
Mike Hunt
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on December 23rd, 2006
This is an easy one! Some background. . . .I was a secretary at one time and a guy called the office I worked in and announced who he was and asked to speak somebody who could assist him with whatever it was. In my most disgusted tone, I called him a pervert and hung up on him. My boss asked what that whole exchange was about, so I told him. . . .some guy just called, said his name was Dick Head and he needed to talk to someone about. . . .my boss clapped his hand to his forehead and told me that Mr. Head was one of his most important clients. I promise you I am not making this up. . .that was the poor guys name. Sheesh, why would any parent do this to a kid?
by milt_meister on December 7th, 2006
Dick Pound. Was in our local paper (Tasmania, Australia), can't remember what for but check him out on google if you don't believr me!
by milt_meister on December 7th, 2006
Fatmarta Sankoh. I work in retail and she is a regular customer that was an immigrant from Africa!
by Amber757 on December 7th, 2006
My Vice principal's name is Mr. Zit, and he has a very clear face! I just have to laugh when I hear his name!
by Bonedry on December 7th, 2006
The craziest and funniest came from a math class while the teacher called out the attendance roster. It was actually spelled this way Shithead Bocoupberet but, Pronounced Shai-Teed Bo-Coo-Burr-Eh. Snick-Snicker-snick-snikeries came from the room everytime the poor girl's name was called. She was an exchange student from somewhere in central Africa.
My mother told me of a very good friend when she was living the farmers wife bit back in the day, and the lady's name was Ima Eahaow, yup, I'm a A-Hoe it was. Cool askies here, and great answers too! Peace!
by BobSaccamano-is-back on December 3rd, 2006
Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo
by JudithLover on January 11th, 2007
Indian:
Al Beebak (Terminator said: I'll Be Back)
by Shady Guy on January 5th, 2007
Haven't y'all ever heard of Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver? I'd have to change it if it was mine. Jeez!
by FreshApples on January 2nd, 2007
Pastor Gas
by Anonymous on December 31st, 2006
Harry Dick.
And no, im not kidding
by Brickson on December 31st, 2006
I woman at work told me she has a friend who's (married) name is Sharon Dicks. What made it funny for me is the woman who told me was very conservative and her face actually turn red as she said told me about it. She said she was at a party and heard the lady introduce heself to a couple there by saying, "Hi, I'm Sharon Dicks".
by Rachel on December 22nd, 2006
Noah Peel.
by munchkin_kids_downunder on December 7th, 2006
i worked with a doctor called DOCTOR PAIN.
(for real and he specialised in pain management!)
by Amber757 on December 3rd, 2006
The weirdest name I've heard was Italy. A little girl named Italy. She was so cute though!
by Jodie44 on December 31st, 2006
Edit 1-31-07. My HS typing teacher's name was Mrs. ReoRita Olive. She was a really nice lady, but a complete space case.
My mother, a teacher, had a little girl in her class named, "Pajama". Pronounced, "PAJ-a-may". The kid's mother saw the word in the Sears catalog and found it appealing. My mom and I laughed about that for 20 years.
I saw an adoption application in Louisiana where a baby's mother chose the lovely name of "Shitra". Yeah, that's right. At least "Shithead" is pronounced "Shi-THEED". I'm not sure how anyone could improve "Shitra". Maybe SHY-tray or something equally unlikely.
Governor Hogg of Texas and his wife had a baby girl and named her, "Ima". Once in a while, you hear the urban legend that Ima Hogg (1882-1975) had a sister named "Ura" but that's, well, hog slop. "Miss Ima" as she was affectionately known, was active in charitable and philanthropic causes. http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm
In Santa Barbara, we have a doctor whose name is a palindrome, which means it's the same forwards and backwards. Raldan Nadlar. Not exactly funny, but worth noting. I spoke to his wife about their home remodel once and managed to have the good sense not to comment. I'm always amazed when my foot actually stays out of my mouth:)
by tmahn642 on December 27th, 2006
orangello and lemonjello, twin boys, live near me. Originated from orange-jello and lemon-jello. Hehe.
by Miss Priceless Princess fancies RUSirius on December 22nd, 2006
Anyone named Dick.. It just makes me laugh.
by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on December 22nd, 2006
I knew two sisters named Crystal Clearwater and Puff Nightshade (last name withheld). Then there is Bolliver Shagnasty. I can't pick just one though.
by AntigoneRising on December 7th, 2006
My high school biology teacher, Mr. Cox, had a son named Harold. I kid you not...the poor kid...jeez...
by tripwire on December 7th, 2006
There's a girl here in Japan who I teach. She's smaller than average, and ironically, her name is "Shiori" pronounced "Shorty" in English.
Another girl is "Misaki" erm... me sucky, sounds like a line from Full Metal Jacket. LOL
by marquez854 on December 7th, 2006
Short Dick... I just found it from the internet...:D
by dodgefan on December 7th, 2006
i live in south africa, the people here name their children wonderfully obscure things
Precious Lulamma
Dorcus Radebe
Gift sisulu
Given Madala
Chosen mazimbuko
we even have a guy in south africa called, wait for it
matric Exemption radebe
go team!
then we have parents that combine their names, ie yolanda + andre = yolandre
or jacque + Rochelle =jachelle
Leoni + piet = leoniet
Pretty huh?
by benthere on December 6th, 2006
Dick gozinya. And a guy that played for the lions. His real name was Harry Colon. I'd have a long talk with my parents about that one.
by TheAnswerer on December 3rd, 2006
Jack Hoffman
Jaques Strape
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 16th, 2007
Well I did know a girl in school named Anita Miller.
And being as I'm from the home of the Miller Brewing company I always got a kick out of that!
(I need a Miller, get it?)
by APACHEmeansENEMY on July 5th, 2007
Fransuave Doobney. yes, someone actually named their kid that...
by mack. on January 4th, 2007
Jo Booty...Say it really fast!
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Wow, I wonder if the parents were aware of the humour in this. LOL
It sounds like a backup name..
by tripwire on December 7th, 2006
Kind of like my ol' standby pal Justin Time.
by swabby429 on January 8th, 2007
haha, i went to school with a Justin Time. Our teacher the spoilsport felt the need to confront his parents about it. they took it lightly though.
by foodaholic on January 23rd, 2007
Justin Case? She's a sophomore!
by Nomasain on January 23rd, 2007
the one i was talking about was a guy. so its a unisex funny name!
by pertiponi on January 23rd, 2007
It's from a moviescene; John Carpenters Christine. Maybe Arnie said "JustinE Case"...
by Nomasain on January 28th, 2007
no, he was just a dorky kid in high school.
by pertiponi on January 28th, 2007
i went to school with a kid named justin case years ago in oklahoma...wonder if its the same guy...heres on....Herb Brabender...always thought that one was weird.
by boogysplit on May 7th, 2009