by The Chief on September 4th, 2008
You know, Chris, I would think that 'proper' and 'slang' are two words that don't go well together in the first place!
But, sitting down with the alphabet as my guide, I've come up with a few:
Anaconda, arrow, baloney, baloney pony, basket, beaver cleaver, beef bayonet, bishop, boner, Captain Winkie, choad, chubby, cock, dick, dong, dork, Eros the Love God, frankfurter, gagger, hard-on, Harry Johnson, Harry Wang, heat seeking moisture missile, horse cock, hose, hot dog, jack hammer, jack-in-the-box, Jimmy, Johnson, John Thomas, joy stick, joy toy, king dong, knobber, lap taffy, lip stick, little solder, magic wand, meat, member, morning glory, my little pony, my other head, needle dick, one eyed monster, one eyed trouser trout, package, pecker, pee-pee, peter, piece, pipe, pleasure stick, pork sword, power drill, prick, privates, pud, pussy pleaser, rod, salamander, sausage, schlong, shaft, stick, stiffy, tackle, tallywacker, tent pole, thing, tool, third leg, trouser snake, tube steak, unit, wacker, wang, wanger, wedding tackle, wee-wee, weiner, willey, Wilson, wood, woody.
I may have missed a few here. And I couldn't think of any for the letters I, Q, V, X, Y, and Z.
by Little Miss Dangerous on September 4th, 2008
I'm going with "boner" for (singular) proper slang 'term'
Otherwise:
Pole
Chubby
Woody
Wake up Call
by -Freedom Issues- Minnesota nice on September 4th, 2008
I believe that is "boner".
by jacktl on September 4th, 2008
Boner, Woody, Stiffy, Morning Glory, Full Salute, Blue Steel, Bone Daddy, Pitching a tent.
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2008
I think boner is the most popular one, I also heard "Stiff Peter" before.
O_o
by MRSHINYSHOES on September 4th, 2008
Um, hard-on, woody, poker stick, submarine full of "seamen". I can't believe I just said those! (blush).
by malevolentbutticklis on September 4th, 2008
hard on
by Bartman on September 4th, 2008
Boner, hard-on, stiffy
by DwarfClown on October 30th, 2008
45 Euphemisms for an Erection:
The bazooka. A bit of hard. A bit of stiff. The bone. A boner. Captain Standish. The cockstand. Colleen Bawn. Crack a fat. The cunt stretcher. Fixed bayonets. A full. The golden rivet. A hard-on. The horn. In one's best clothes. In one's Sunday best. An Irish toothache. Jack. A lance at rest. The Marquess of Lorn. Morning pride. Old Hornington. Old horny. Be on the stand. Be piss proud. Be proud below the navel. The rail. The ramrod. The reamer. To rise in one's Levi's. The roaring horn. Roaring Jack. The rock python. The spike. The stalk. The standard. The standing member. Standingware. Stiff and stout. A stiff one. Stiffy. A toothache. A wood. A woody.
http://www.squidge.org/~peja/behindthescenes/EuphemismsSexyWords.htm
by BigDaddyBS on October 29th, 2008
Here are a few... From Tammy Wynot... (Bob and Tom)
Lip-synched by "Lily White"
Then start here, and scroll down. LOL http://indopedia.org/Body_parts_slang.html#Penis
NOT SAFE FOR WORK! LOL
by MRD is sleeping in a gutter. on October 29th, 2008
BONER
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on September 5th, 2008
Little old lady here..the whole subject is improper to talk about among polite company..there, wet blanket that I am..that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :)
by DudeLer 2 on September 4th, 2008
the man would say, "I am ready!"
by zacharu27 on October 29th, 2008
proper slang? i think that's an oxymoron.
woody
by CaRbOnPrOdUcT n-aIrY tHaNg on October 29th, 2008
Boner.
by Dominicanito Lindo on October 29th, 2008
throbbing gristle, full salute, blue steel, bone daddy, pitching a tent, sporting a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, mr. morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, mr. mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger
and u can't forget: Bill Clinton... XD
by King Tom on October 29th, 2008
Oingo Boingo.
... no, "boner" is used most often.
by R U Sirius on October 29th, 2008
Love girder
by Vampyre Bat on October 29th, 2008
Stiffy, or woody.
by philosopher-saint on October 29th, 2008
Skin bolt.
;-)
by Cyndarella on October 29th, 2008
on hard
by Ironhead on October 29th, 2008
Swingggggg
by goldpanner on October 29th, 2008
Skin flute
by HelloHaley on October 29th, 2008
hard on
by lizizhere on October 29th, 2008
aroused, happy in your pants, big boy
by Anonymous on October 29th, 2008
temporary priapism - Pseudo-medical euphemism for an erection of the penis . See penis for synonyms.
basorthosis - Male sexual arousal, in the form of an erection, caused by kissing.
bradyorthosis - The condition of being slow in attaining an erection.
tachyorthosis - The condition of obtaining a penile-erection in a short time.
prong, schwing, prigpas
by Chigg on October 30th, 2008
Hard-on.
Also:
woody
stiffy
boner
(Unless you meant construction)
by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
Boner?
by Anonymous on October 29th, 2008
proper slang? dumb.
What are some other words for "doohickey" or "thingamajig"?
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Comments
Pork sword?! XD
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2008
Whoa! amazing.
by Barcaluv on October 29th, 2008
Yeah, pork sword! It's a valid term I ran across somewhere in my....er....'research'.
:)
Inchworm, injector, quim queller, vagimate, valley palley, venum spitting cobra, X-rated excaliber, yank stick, and zipper monster.
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There! The alphabet is complete!
by The Chief on October 29th, 2008
Lmao omg. Vagimite? X-rated excalibur?? Fucking hell lmao. XD XD
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2008
I'm nothing if not creative!
by The Chief on October 29th, 2008
How did I miss this answer?:???
what a great answer!!!
by Chris on October 29th, 2008
LMFAO!!!!!!!
by Dominicanito Lindo on October 29th, 2008
I have NO idea how you missed this, Chris! It was just 'sticking straight up' there, 'waving' around for attention. It wasn't a 'hard' thing to see at all as it proudly 'stood at attention', 'unbending' as the winds of time 'blew' by these past weeks...
:):)
by The Chief on October 29th, 2008
Lmao. XD
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2008
ROFL!!
by Dominicanito Lindo on October 29th, 2008
Freud would be proud, Chief ; )
by Barcaluv on October 29th, 2008
You should see his submarine analogy...XD
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2008
It just kind of popped up on my screen....
by Chris on October 29th, 2008
Ah, just kick back, take a 'load' off your feet, have a 'cigar' and relax. Don't be so uptight and 'stiff' about having missed this for so long.
by The Chief on October 29th, 2008
Youre right. This answer was way " a head " of its time, premature in fact. hahaha!
That really takes a load off of my shoulders!
by Chris on October 29th, 2008
oh boy...
by Barcaluv on October 29th, 2008
Most of those are slang for penis not for erection.
by Max Power on October 29th, 2008
Yeah, and to think you almost 'shafted' yourself by missing something a 'one eyed' man couldn't have missed. If this had been a 'hooded cobra' it would have bit you in the *ss. Keep your eyes open: maybe you'll catch the next 'shot'...
by The Chief on October 29th, 2008
@ Max: True. But the slang terms are almost exclusively sexual in nature and intent, which by default means an erect penis!
by The Chief on October 29th, 2008
I was trying to come up with something, but it isn't working. So I'll conclude with; lol. XD
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2008
:):)
I'm sure you can, if you try!
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
Here!
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8====>
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XD
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2008
HAH!
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I like it!
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er....in a 'haha-funny' way, that is...
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
That thing looks sharp!
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
8====☺
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
Its a little crooked...
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
8====D
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
Lol! That last one has got one mighty knob. XD
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2008
Wait, is that a penis, or an erection?
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by Chris on October 30th, 2008
Knob, is the head lol.
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2008
You guys are killing me!
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
You didn't get all limp on us, did you? XD
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2008
Nope, but I AM still 'hanging' in there...
;)
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
Ahem; How's it hangin'?
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It's not hanging, it's dragging, long and loose, full of juice, big enough to fuck a moose.
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Oooh, shiny new low. XD
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2008
Barbra Walters visits an Indian Reservation for a documentary. She sees a brave with one feather in his head band and asks: "Pardon me, but why do you have one feather in your headband?" The indian replies "Me f*ckum one squaw!" Barbara exclaims "How hostile!" and storms off.
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Shortly, she comes upon a brave with two feathers and again asks why. The brave says proudly "ME f*ckum TWO squaws!" Barbara again exclaims "How hostile!" and storms off.
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Well, now she's a little bit p*ssed, thinking everybody is screwing with her, so she decides she will visit the Chief and get a straight answer. When she finds him he's wearing a long, glorious headband that extends eight feet behind him on the ground and it is FULL of feathers! Barbara asks "Chief, why do you have so many feathers and no one else does?"
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The Chief sticks his cheast out and booms "Me F*CKUM ALL SQUAWS!" BArbara says "How hostile!" Chief says "Hoss style, dog style, me f*ckum ALL styles!" Barbara: "Why, you ought to be hung!" Chief: "D*mn right me hung! BIG like buffalo, LONG like snake!"
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There...a new low!
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
OMFG lolol. XD How do people come up with this lol! XD
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2008
Man, I've probably known that for more than thirmumblemumblemumble years. One of my older brothers told that one to me when I was just a kid!
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
I just have to ask, why does the erection keep getting "the shaft" what did it do wrong?
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
so many comments, my goodness. all this over an erection... LOL!
by Dominicanito Lindo on October 30th, 2008
hahaha!
Heat seeking moisture missle???
WTF!
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
Pirate Boys (Jolly Rogers):
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They say if they catch us that we'll all be hanged
Trying to play on our fear
But that doesn't' worry most of us at all
Cause we've been hung for years
And years!
Yes, we've been hung for years.
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So heave her up me pirate boys
We'll heave 'em all away!
We'll spend all our booty in Barbados
Or down Tortuga way!
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008
sounds great, where me wench!
by Chris on October 30th, 2008
Here's a better audio version of 'Throbbing Python of Love' than BigDaddyBS posted in his answer:
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http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=727186&song=Throbbing+Python+Of+Love
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I wish I had the lyrics to this one!
by The Chief on October 30th, 2008