Do you ever feel that your appliances are mocking you?
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POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT
ANSWERS: 16
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All the time, my microwave will go for a few seconds and then stop. Can't even pop my popcorn :(
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Not since my ''Rice Crispies'' told me to ignore them yo...
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My refrigerator often gives me the cold shoulder;)
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Yes, having my coffee maker break the morning of a job interview was so not cool!!
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Yea my stove does all the time...It sits there all day and says I'm hot oh yea I'm hot lol:) Even my permanant press shirts cry out "I am so de-pressed":)
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Sometimes my fridge doors never shut..kind of like my mouth:)
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my toaster hates me
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I'd like to give my can opener some whoop ass. But it won't let me open the can :'( *sobs*
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My toilet moans/grumbles when I flush. Really need to get that looked at.
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i hadnt noticed it until today, after your question in fact, those sneaky appliances must have secretly read the question, because when the bastards got up and walked out , by way of striking for more time off , I really thought, ' things are out of control here !!'
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Well, once in awhile I get "hissy fits" from my dishwasher, and occasionally my blender "mixes" me up and makes a mess of everything, but the ultimate humiliation comes from getting ironically ridiculed when my vacuum cleaner yells "YOU SUCK!" when I trip over the hose as I try to clean the stairs. :(
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Nah..I keep them all in line. They know I have the Maytag repairman on speed dial
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they wouldn't dare...I control the fuse box!!!
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Can openers. I don't know why, but they do.
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Oh you do not know! The refrigerator is mocking me all the time with all that food in there that I'm trying not to eat. Then the stove wants me to cook and bake something sweet. That new mixer just begs for my warm hands to stroke its knobs and gadgets. The coffee pot wants me to poke it's buttons. They just keep on and on and on.
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I've always been suspicious of the toaster.
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