No one ever listens, I told you I wanted to be cremated!

HELP. ...SOMEBDY'S DROPPED A LARGE STONE ON MY HEAD!!!!

Here I lie food for worms.

Don't dig me up, my stuff is in my other coffin!

I would keep it simple, name, dates, thats it.

I'll just show mine. Click on it to enlarge.

"If you're reading this, I'm no longer addicted to Answerbag."

Life's a joke and all things show it. I thought so once and now I know it.

Get off my body.

I will be placed next to my husband, and our tombstones will say "I'm with her" and "I'm with him" If that did not work, I would have one that says "I just knew there was a way to get a day off work"!

Keep your head up and smile for me! I left a cruel and crazy world! I am finally free!!!!

DO NOT REMOVE, ITS HOLDING DOWN THE LID!!! THIS POOR SOUL DIED OF AN OVERDOSE OF VIAGARA

Here lies___ loved by most, envied by the rest.

My last words 'Oh, I wonder what this big red button does...'

LOOK BEHIND YOU!!

"I'm with stupid" pointing to my bestfriend. We are always so stupid together =]

if your here, i've been called away. peace and love for all. or here she lies, she worked hard.

Ah sh-t...looks like my subscription to LIFE has expired...

"I'm Dead. Miss me please!"

"I lived and all I got was this stupid stone."

I hope to hell that somebody had enough sense to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead?

Here lies a United States Marine Corps recruit who was KIA. Now please stop stepping on my grave!

YOU ARE HERE.

Now that you've captured me, find my treasure! It's under the Giant X!

I did one already, but since I wrote the question, I will take the liberty, (and so can anyone else) of doing another. This has to do with the last woman I loved. I was always abit curious and fearful about her past. She did not disclose all I am sure.

IT'S REALLY HOT! AND ALOT OF SCREAMING! I'M KNEE DEEP IN COW MANURE! NOW WE HAVE TO STAND ON OUR HEADS! AGAIN! AND THEY TOOK MY WWJD BRACELET!

Jesus says, "Hello." Asks me to remind you to return His calls as soon as possible, before it's too late.

I told you over and over again my brakes were gone.

Contrary to the old saying - I DID take it with me....

HELP WANTED -Inquire Within-

I'll be back. :)

If you can still hear me, please contact the emergency services pronto.

FINALLY TRUE REST.

Sloths will one day rule!!!! or Why didnt you listen to me when I told you that the car sounded funny???

I did my best. =)

this is not the end...i will return to haunt those who didn't believe in me!

Do not disturb.

loving mother and evil witch.

When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box

i tried.

I WISH I WERE HERE READING THIS!!

BREATH WITH ME!!!!

Here Lies Satan

The lyrics to So Long, by the Kinks. So long, so long Now I'm on my way So long, so long See you all some day Don't know where I'm heading for Turn my back and walk away Don't think about what's left behind Otherwise Think about the good times Think about the people you love Think about the sun that is gone And there ain't no use me talking 'bout the things we used to do So long, so long I'm better by myself So long, so long Don't need nobody else If I fade from people's hearts I'm glad I left them far behind There's one thing that holds me still I'm thinkin' The memory of your kiss The memory of your sweet caress The memory of you love that is gone And there ain't no use me talking 'bout the things we used to do So long, so long Got no time for tears So long, so long Got music in my ears Got no time for Muswell town Gonna look around now My old town was good to me But oh... Guess I'll say so long now Don't even say a word I'll turn my back and walk away, but oh... The day that I've seen everything I promise to return So long, so long Now I'm on my way So long, so long See you all some day So long, so long Now I'm on my way So long, so long

Later Suckers! Its been...decent! F*** you all! But, of course, that's not what I would actually do. It's just what I would like to do.

Buried Alive.

I told you I was ill.

Kate woz 'ere (1988 - ????)

"Perfectlypink... Burried Alive"

“Have a look at the other side, You would feel like joining me”

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're stayin alive, stayin alive. Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin, And we're stayin alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

"Lord have mercy on this soul"

It would have really tiny writing so that you get real close to read it and then it says "You're standing on my head!" Either that or "I told you i was ill"

Nothing at all, for there is nothing to say.

Here lies Kimberly. Loving mother and friend. She fought like hell but had to succumb.

Beloved wife and mother She perservered until the end. She always believed that: God is who He says He is. God can do what He says He can do. She loved God above all things. Born 1967-Died 2087

No name, just this insription. "I loved. I hated. I felt the joy. I felt the pain. I lived, and I knew life. Now it is time for me to know death. But no matter if I am gone from this earth now, no matter if my heart is stopped in my chest and my brain cold in my skull. I did live, I did love. I was human, just like you."

I'd like to be cremated and scattered in the mountains I love. But one of my favorite tombstone epitaphs began, "Remember this as you walk by, as you are now so once was I."

My freinds say I should have "I'm only going to have one or two, I'm not stopping out all night." These apparently will be my famous last words. I think it would be quite interesting to have something like, "DON'T TURN AROUND, THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!!" I wonder if it would freak people out, I think I'd be freaked out.

"Don't worry, I'll be back"

Ars longa, vita brevis.

Here lies a beautiful girl who never gave a care in the world what other people thought and always kept her head up throughout the years she lived. May 26th 1991 - May 27th 2091

If things go right, I'll be back.

I would like: "Here she doesn't lie, because she didn't die". LOL.... No seriously, I would like it to have the following: Birth/Death dates and say: Beloved Wife, Mother, Grandma and USN Vet. RIP

my entire myspace

IM STILL ALIVE HELP ME

Here lies Sue. She claimed to be outspoken... but she rarely was!

She honestly "lies" here!

It's cold down here!!!

"Hang on! I'm not finished yet!"

"i knew i should not have eaten that" or "it seemed like a good idea at the time"

"Holy shit! I'm dead!"

Here lies J.G., and she's bloody annoyed!

My soul isn't here so why are you here?

Here lies K.P.- Lover of cereal, Adorer of Music and a true Lover of Life. I suppose it'd say this because I love cereal, I adore music, and I love- or, in this case, loved- life.

This I guess

"Running out of air, grab a shovel quick!" Just for fun.

"Here Eli Lies."

Gloria Christi

RIP and then my name and who i left behind

"memerable"

Hopefully it will say something like "Loving daughter, sister, wife and mother . . ."

"She claimed to be outspoken, but she rarely was"

Vaya Con Dios (Go With God)

"This space available"

What are you looking at?

"I have owned n00bz all my life and been the best, Now you have a chance to steal my title"

I don't think I'd like a tombstone. I probably wont have one.

one of my favorites (cause I ain't going to be buried) is "Told you I was sick"

She was dead before we buried her - I think - damn, dig her up and check! Or.. Wwwhhooooeeeeeeee What a ride!

I'll be back...

Here lies Phil Collins (no not that one just someone with the same name dumbass)aka Wobalome, wob to his freinds May he rest in Peace although its not likely cos he never shut up when he was alive

He stopped loving her today...

This is a duplicate. Sorry. (Not what it would say) Check out what others have said: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/128582

Your standing on my chest, I can't breath!!!!! or Please move to your left, your presently standing on my face.

I'll Be Back

I'm writing this because if I refused the penalty was death

"Love You"

Pepperoni and Cheese. If you don't get that its from the tombstone pizza company

Your life is a canvas, the colors are you