I'd be the big ham!!

I would be a yummy milk shake, I may look thick, but I am actually quite tasty!

A bottle of milk. At least I get to leave the refridgerator more than most!

I would be The light bulb. So I could light up everyones lives.

I think it is safe to say that I would be a purely British pot of Colmans Mustard

I'm inclined to think I'd be a piece of cheese. Perhaps that's because I like cheese...

The cheese. I'm a cheesy kid. I used to be nicknamed CheeseBoy in grade 5 because I loved cheese!

I would be an egg, cause people tell me I am cracked anyway ;)

BAM would of coures be a pot of mustard, Antigone rising would be a bottle of milk, Stableboy would be a frozen turkey, Auntie Em would be a big jug of iced tea, Puccini would be a large pan of california enghiladas. And I would be that thing wrapped up in foil that you don't want to throw away, can't quite identify, but don't have the courage to eat.

I'd be that empty bottle of orange juice that someone finished and put back instead of threw away.

I think I would probably be the head of lettuce. Rather green, but tasty! Wait...what??!

I'd be the tupperware bowl of gluck that no one can recognize or identify. Boredasmustard would be mustard. Ladyfushia would be the spice. AuntieEm would be the chocolate milk...nourishing, healthy, and good for the soul. Stableboy would be the veggieburger...a necessary substance. Rflagg would be the peanut butter. Satine would be that ingredient you THOUGHT you had, but cannot seem to find now. Superpanda would be the koolaid. Perryman would be an acorn squash - really interesting, but you aren't sure what to make of it. Justnormal would be the bread - just normal. I think I should stop there, because I'm wanting to start comparing people to tripe...

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT SO,A FRUIT OR A VEGGIE BECAUSE IM HEALTHY.

I would be a leftover bowl of chicken corn soup in an old tupperware container stuck in the back of the fridge.

I'd be the box of Arm & Hammer baking soda because I think some questions really stink and flag them to deodorize Answerbag. But there are so many nowadays... why can't these perverts put their questions under "adult"?

I would be a can of whipped cream. White, fluffy and tastes good..

I can't speak for the others; but I would probably be Garlic. Because no matter what's cooking, I'm going to be part of the ingredients.

Bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper Berries flavored.

I would be a bottle of juice because i wouldbe really supercool. and tangy.

This is all I can think of right now... Stableboy = eggs. full of sustenance Ladyfushia = salsa. Spicy goodness on practically anything. Boredasmustard = ketchup. For the sake of irony Rflagg = peanut butter. kinda nutty and I have yet to figure out Zazzy_one = Amstel Light. smooth, light, but full flavored Justnormal = mayo. didn't like at first, but have taken a liking to. Conserv21 = honey mustard. originally bitter then became full of flavor AntigoneRising = cilantro. adds interest to eclectic dishes Keaner = mystery tupperware. old and moldy and best ignored or thrown out Carmella = eggplant. interesting and understated AuntieEm = natural honey. sweet nourishment Superpanda2 = Iced green tea. Different, fun, and good for you Eddie1 = beans. the musical fruit. well, not a fruit. the Blaylock guys = milk. conservative, not for everyone, but fills you up (are they brothers?) LynfromNM = OJ. unassuming and makes you smarter jt007m = cherries. smaller, varies from sweet to sour, and rocks. ========== fredhetz = tomatoes. Good enough on its own, but likes validation from other flavors (sorry, you asked for it) tandra01 = little jar of jelly. Small, cute, and sweet. teknimage = cheddar. sharp and great to sprinkle around I like this question a lot... I think I'll update this list as I observe you guys more.

I am that bottle of wine tucked away where the kids can't see it. You know that you shouldn't take me out too often, but sometimes you just can't resist!

I would be the decapitated body that's kept in the freezer because - really - when you think about it.... Huh? The question said refrigerator? Oh. I'm the cat's medicine that has to be kept cold. I'll be curled up in a fetal position if anyone's looking for me.

I would be a spanakopita: some like me and some don't. But in general, I'm healthy. Some people (this is where the metaphor breaks down a little) like my crust, some my warm spinichy inside. BAM would be some chocolate; it is impossible not to like her. Rflagg would NOT be peanut butter. He'd be a Brie; crazy and awesome!

I'll be a jug of ice cold lemonade!

i would be the ice so everyone's beverage would sray colder and for those of you who like to chomp ice i would have a dispencer.

I'd be a bottle of quality Champagne, keep me on ice until the opportune moment....but Be Warned once I'm absorbed into your system there may be side effects!

I would be those tiny condiment pouches of duck sauce, soy and that awful spicy mustard. I am free and you never know when you just might need me to flavor things up a bit.

I'd be water (either bottled water, or the stuff from the built-in dispenser, depending on how fancy a fridge it is)--water is boring, but among the most useful things in there.

Can I be a case of beer? I'd like to help some of the stodgy types to loosen up a bit!