If your child was born with a tail what would that mean?
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koldkanuck
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Nothing at all! Babies are often born with extrusions at the base of the spine. Many are removed. Mr Bill
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if his right hand is bigger than is left and has little horns in his forehead........he could be a relative of Hellboy. oh yeah...The red color is a give away to.
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The nurses were playing a bit of a prank and brought in Snowball.
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Your wife might have some weird fetishes.
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Bill Lumbergh is the father....;-D... . . .
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I've been screwing a dog this whole time?
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That i made love to the wrong woman
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It will mean that my child was born with a very unique difference.
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If it was my child, then every kid would want one!
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They could play Jason Alexanders characters children on Shallow Hal 2?
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Guess it means you have some 'splaining to do, Lucy.
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It would mean that I would get some great publicity on the news. I could get on Regis and Kelly just like Prince Chunk.
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It means buying school clothes is gonna be a nightmare!
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Saiyan scum =). Remember dragonballz? Lol it was huge here in Germany.
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Take some medication for hallucinations?
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It would mean that I would be saving for plastic surgury if it could be operated on. That sort of thing would SUCK to have diring the teeage locker room years!
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I would love that little lamb.
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that his mother was a jackal
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People are not born with tails. What you are talking about is a growth called a “caudal appendage. There is no evidence that humans ever had tails. http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/tailbone.html
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http://www.users.bigpond.com/rdoolan/babytail.html
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It would mean that he escaped the crossed eyes and limp that his brother got...
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watch out michael phelps. my babys going to break all of your swimming records
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That evolution was taking another step! Lol
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WHO DA DADDY????????
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It means that I will be able to tell when my kid is happy....jk
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It would mean free tickets to the circus! I'm a bad person...
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maybe that child is the missing link.
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it would mean that just because my boyfriend is a horse doesnt mean I can't get pregnant.
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Would mean the term "Did you get some tail" would literally apply.
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That id recently slept with the devil!
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It means he is a unique child.
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Just that the coccyx has growen a bit more then it should have
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It means you gotta quit fuckin cats! (I'm sorry. Was that too harsh for you, catfucker?)
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you and/or your wife are sayans.
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Occasionally a baby is born with a short tail. It is merely a genetic problem, and can be surgically removed. Also people sometimes get pits at the base of the spine, which are prone to infection. These, too, are remnants of a vestigial tail. I hope any creationists reading this covered their eyes. :)
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Nothing. It's just a genetic mutation, a glitch in the DNA. It's no big deal now-a-days. They just remove it! :)
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i don't know what that would mean but because it was on my child, i would love it so much and help my kid make it look cute!
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It's a boy!
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That I was right about my husband.
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Nothing, i would do some plastic operation for that baby and that's it
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Your child is the Anti-Christ.
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I would call him... Hellboy.
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I got pregnant without knowing
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It's unreal. haha
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ugh,rosemarys baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abnormalities in the tailbone.
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Well, if its in the front, its not a tail.
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DNA test... :)
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It means it's an alien.
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It means that we will be visiting a surgeon to remove it.
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it means that my child has got a tail,nothing wrong with that.good swimmer
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You may want to research your family tree. Sounds like an idea for a book.
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That I should stop doing it doggie style!
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id given birth to a dog!
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Either he was bit by a werewolf, or he's related to Sarah Palin...
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An interesting case of a child with a tail is reported. The child had a tail like structure in the back since birth, increasing with age. It was 20 cm. long, the longest tail so far described in the English literature. There was no functional complaint. The result was excellent after excision as the problem was only cosmetic. Hey anything is possible
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Evolution
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that you made love like monkeys
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That I had a little girl and when she got older, guys would be trying to "get some tail" from her:)
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It would be a perfectly normal if unusual variation. The tail is surgically removed shortly after birth.
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He may be a demon seed or his penis grew in the wrong place.
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Incest.
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a devils child
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watch out from him
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It would mean you're a lizard
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It could only mean one thing. He's that one and only....
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he or she has a mutation, possibly not as evolved or even maybe it is a new trait that will help your child survive and reproduce spreading his tail trait and possibly evolving homo sapiens into tailo sapiens
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IF YOUR CHILD IS BORN WITH A TAIL...AND IF YOU ARE SMART, YOU WILL LOVE IT AND FOLLOW THE DOCTOR'S INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THAT IS A DEFORMITY THAT WILL CAUSE GREAT PAIN LEFT UNTREATED. GOD BLESS
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That I should be in Xavier's Mansion.
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I'm standing too close to the microwave.
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Your kid now has something to bring to show and tell.
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that the parents and the child need some genetic counseling.
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It was.
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That they were born with an enlongated coccyx and may need surgery if they can operate on it and if my child wants to have said surgery of course. I wouldn't freak out though apparently its quite common.
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ITS A MERMAID!!!!!! or you are just ugly
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We all had tails a long time ago so.....
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That I am not the father....a dog beat me over the fence!
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Did you check your family tree?
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You had sex with your uncle
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It would mean that my wife got freaky with the family pet while I was at work.
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Happy because i have a m0nkey baby. Lol! Whatever my child looks like i will still love him/her.
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To many immunuations.
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The damn dog got his wicked way
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it would mean that he/she needs an appendicitis operation to be done :) cheers
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Spawn of a hell goblin
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It would be that my child is an animal.
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It would mean that at least one of the parents was quadrupedal. ;)
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it would mean my kid has a tail.. :D
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that you should keep away from the family pet. There are laws in some states.
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it would mean that your wife cheated on you with a small mammal. or perhaps your husband isnt as fertile as you thought, in which case you were somehow impregnated by a small mammal.
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Somebody had sex with a donkey maybe? :)
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There actually are documented cases where a a few babies were born with a "tail" - a very small, short extension of the lower spine. No, it isn't a mark of the devil or anything evil such as a curse, and can be corrected with a little surgery.
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That hopefully it was your SO that was having extra marital affairs with non humans?
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That my wife has been sleeping with our German Shepherd
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My wife ate way too many bananas during her pregnancy.
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just becuz u've benn with your dog doesnt mean that u fathered the litter. it's ok puppies SHOULD have tails lmao
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that they can lift with their back, lick their sack, and have a heart attack.
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You had sex with a furrie.
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hes a monkey?
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