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by Puccini on November 29th, 2006

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?

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  • by tpt123 on December 20th, 2006

    tpt123

    Sign for Sale

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  • by jangobean on November 30th, 2006

    jangobean

    Free to good home

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  • by kingky21 on December 20th, 2006

    kingky21

    Houses are overrated.

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  • by mac1896 on December 20th, 2006

    mac1896

    Unemployed teacher-If you can read this, thank me..

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  • by tripwire on November 30th, 2006

    tripwire

    Will do NOTHING for money!! (How do you think I got here in the first place?)

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  • by stratred on November 29th, 2006

    stratred

    you could be holding this sign one day. PLEASE HELP

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  • by Anonymous on December 27th, 2006

    Anonymous

    "Serial Killer
    Needs A Lift"

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  • by tris992000 on December 20th, 2006

    tris992000

    I was Bush's last Defense Secretary.

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  • by Tinkabelle on January 10th, 2007

    Tinkabelle

    Cardboard box- free from the alleyway
    Marker- free from the trash
    Having the dignity to stand here and ask for your help- priceless

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  • by tomsims on December 20th, 2006

    tomsims

    Wisdom for Sale - $5 per minute

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  • by jt007m on November 29th, 2006

    jt007m

    (stolen sign - sorry)

    Ninjas killed my family
    Need money for Kung-Fu lessons

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  • by Halskiisaklink on November 29th, 2006

    Halskiisaklink

    Will drop pants for cheese.

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  • by Simply msFortunate on November 29th, 2006

    Simply msFortunate

    The world has not been kind to me - you could change that!

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  • by tripwire on December 20th, 2006

    tripwire

    "Look what those AB down raters did to me!!"

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  • by StraightArrow on January 3rd, 2007

    StraightArrow

    “Last Cardboard Sign Guy for 2 miles. God Bless.”

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  • by Slipshod Wombat and Co. on November 29th, 2006

    Slipshod Wombat and Co.

    You Give Me Food, I'll give you love! God Bless

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  • by Nickr893 on December 20th, 2006

    Nickr893

    "I am gonna be honest.....I need a beer!"

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  • by Hellaphunt's Skynet on November 29th, 2006

    Hellaphunt's Skynet

    I'm holding this up for my friend - Will werk fer fud.

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  • by BenScottC on December 20th, 2006

    BenScottC

    Will be President for food.

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  • by zazzy_one on December 31st, 2006

    zazzy_one

    "I am a human being (not a speed bump.)"

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  • by Dr.Ninja on January 30th, 2007

    Dr.Ninja

    Help Me Pimp My Crate

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  • by Wendora on November 29th, 2006

    Wendora

    I don't cook, I don't clean and I am lousy in bed. Please have some pity on me and buy me lunch.

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  • by Elleonora on December 23rd, 2006

    Elleonora

    I dont need your money, i'm on a diet.

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  • by Anonymous on December 31st, 2006

    Anonymous

    I lived in a box
    Till the Feds took it over
    Said i owed taxes
    To my ex's
    In Texas

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  • by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on December 24th, 2006

    tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read

    will do the chicken dance naked for money.

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  • by kitty loves you on November 30th, 2006

    kitty loves you

    Smile-its free. I cant smile. I am homeless and hungry.
    Please help me to smile again.

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  • by AuntFanny on December 29th, 2006

    AuntFanny

    Sweet little old lady. Will cook 3 meals a day, babysit for free, and spoil all children in exchange for room and board and lots of love.

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  • by KevinW42 on January 6th, 2007

    KevinW42

    "This space for rent" or "for sale by owner"

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  • by Anonymous on December 20th, 2006

    Anonymous

    "What are you lookin' at?"

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  • by BabyRottweiler on January 10th, 2007

    BabyRottweiler

    God has blessed you! Now will you share?

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  • by Shady Guy on January 5th, 2007

    Shady Guy

    "Knock, Knock - I'll tell you who's there for a dollar."

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  • by browneyedbeauty on December 21st, 2006

    browneyedbeauty

    I have a gun behind this sign, please give me your money.


    nah just playing. hope I never have to do that tho!

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  • by oprystar on December 21st, 2006

    oprystar

    Will sing for food or money.

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  • by tripwire on November 30th, 2006

    tripwire

    Will rant incoherently for food!!

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  • by RedeyeX on January 15th, 2007

    RedeyeX

    if i had 1 dollar for every person that passed by i would be rich.

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  • by Anonymous on January 12th, 2007

    Anonymous

    This could be you.

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  • by Anonymous on December 20th, 2006

    Anonymous

    I'll be honest. I will probably buy some wine, cigarettes and junk food with your money. But at least I didn't BS you!

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  • by toe-tag on November 30th, 2006

    toe-tag

    May I have some sticky tape please? This piece of cardboard is my new extension.

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  • by Anonymous on January 21st, 2007

    Anonymous

      If I were homeless (or even if I was not) I wouldn't be standing on a corner with a cardboard sign.  If no better work was available to me, I'd probably be going to Labor Ready and making at least enough money to feed myself, and possibly enough that once in a while, I could spend a night in a comfortable motel.

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  • by RockyRun2011 on December 31st, 2006

    RockyRun2011

    I would make a sign that had the name of some charrity, then I would get a bell and a one of the cash collecters you see at supermarkets. I would then ring the bell and hope that people would drop money in. It's worth a shot, huh.

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  • by debsmooth on January 24th, 2007

    debsmooth

    Motivational speaker. Reasonable rates.

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  • by Anonymous on February 13th, 2007

    Anonymous

    I have not bathed in 4 months. If you can read this you are MUCH too close!

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  • by RockAngel on January 8th, 2007

    RockAngel

    Advertising Executive For Rent!

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  • by RFlagg on December 29th, 2006

    RFlagg

    "Would you like to hear a sad story?"

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  • by jt007m on November 29th, 2006

    jt007m

    Will supervise for food.

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  • by Maximum Displacement on February 12th, 2007

    Maximum Displacement

    ME love you long time, 5 dolla.

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  • by nurse7263 on January 11th, 2007

    nurse7263

    Signs are free.
    Living is not.
    Can you spare some change?

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  • by Mr. McClister on December 20th, 2006

    Mr. McClister

    Don't you want to know?

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  • by Caddyman on January 25th, 2007

    Caddyman

    Life is like a river and I have been forced ashore.

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  • by tjatherton on January 10th, 2007

    tjatherton

    This is a good reason for being here...
    The cartoon says: "Thanks to the internet, you can get hopelessly in debt without ever leaving your home:

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