What are some things you should never do while sitting on the toilet?
by 
Halskiisaklink
ANSWERS: 45
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I know eating while on the toilet should be a no no.
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As they discussed one time on Rove Live, you shouldn't use the phone while on the toilet.
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CHEW YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!
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Have a conversation with the person next to you.
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The Hokey Cokey
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Play chess
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Well, if you're a girl and ur peeing, you DON'T want to sneeze........ I get reminded of a George Carlin joke...
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Realize that you have just run out of toilet paper. oops
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nap... such a bad place to fall asleep!
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Lion Taming.
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You never want to use Super Glue while on the toilet...
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Well be very careful if you ash a cigarette between your legs.
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Light your farts.
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Talk on the phone or try to eat.
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Forget, and leave you pants up.
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Have any kind of conversation with your boss in the next stall. I also think having sex on the toilet would be kind of nasty too.
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Eat.
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Talk on your cellphone.
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Talk on the phone. I don't want people hearing what I'm doing on the toilet, and I don't want to hear what other people are doing. We really don't need to know that much about each other...really...
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Shave.
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Get caught peeking at the person in the stall next to you.
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Never, ever fall off, that is so embrarrassing <so I heard>
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if you are sitting on the toilet peeing, you shoulden't thouch a blow dryer that is plugged in or anything like that. Know someone who did that, but she said it didn't hurt, but she could feel it in her fingers afterwards. Also i don't think it is verrry healthy to eat while beeing on the poilet.
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Put your hand down it.
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lick your fingers after you wipe
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get a boner........
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1) say mass, take confession. 2) rebuild a transmission 3) look for intelligent life 4) start a scat collection 5) sing Broadway show tunes 6) singe the hair on a alligators back 7) throw a pie at a clown 8) mail a letter
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Scratch your bottom !
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Can't think of anything, if it works for you, what the hell.
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keep the door open when you have teenagers...they bring friends over....good morning Mrs S! LOL
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To forget to clean your aaaa SSSSSSS Hope you understand
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Have a baby.
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A somersault or a back flip.
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fall in the toilet!
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invite a friend into your cubicle.
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I never talk on the phone while I'm on the toilet.
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Stand on your head when you've finished
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Leave the door open. Oops!
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In a public restroom: grunt, groan, moan, sigh, or make any similar sounds. That's just disturbing. Especially at a urinal.
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fall asleep, you wake up and your so cold!!!!!!!!!!! and possibly still drunk.
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Leave the door unlocked, so that your 3 year old daughter keeps coming in to ask if I'm done yet so we can play hide and seek.
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Leave a business voicemail.
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i feel very strongly against knitting while on the pot. the fact that i do not know how to knit helps curb that desire though. ;)
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have your cell phone out..or in your pants pocket...cause when you stand up and go to pull up your pants you can drop you cell phone into the toilet and if it is already flushing it can go down the pipes and then the stool has to pulled to retrieve it cause it can lodge at the neck and block drainage ...and you have to pay $200 to have the stool pulled...and wait 2 wks w/out a cell phone to see if it will work when it completely dries out... (all completely hypothetical of course)
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Place an M80 in the toilet.
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